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Do It Like They Do On The Discovery Channel Exchange Pinch hits!

Pinch hitters must write a completed work of at least 500 words, with the fandom, at least one relationship tag, at least one additional tag from one request, and must not include any of the recipient’s DNWs. Pinch hits are due 18 September 2022

INITIAL PINCH HITS - 1 Aug 2022

To claim (or to request more info about any of these requests), EMAIL DoItExchange at gmail dot com. Pinch hits must be claimed by email!

PINCH HIT #1 - Miah_Arthur

Request #1:

Fandom: Original Work

Relationship: naga/spelunker party(OW) Additional tags: Naga: Pheromones/Venom changes humans into receptive hosts, Snakes: Hemipenes, Snakes: coiling around mateSnakes: venom as an aphrodesiac

Request #2:

Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

Relationship: Lambert/Foglet(s) (The Witcher) Additional tags: Shapeshifters: changing shape & size of penis during sex, Horses: Horse-sized penis, Pig: Orgasm can last 15-30 minutes, Wolf: everyone in the pack gets a piece of the action, Aliens: tentacle ovipositor

Request #3:

Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

Relationship: Duny/The Usurper (The Witcher) Additional Tag: Hedgehogs: extremely loud vocalizations during sex Request #4:

Fandom: Creator’s Choice of Fandom

Relationship: Humanoid Bear(s)/Human Child (CC)

Additional tag: Mammals: baculum

Request #5: Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)

Relationship: Gaetan/Hym (The Witcher)

Additional tags: Non-Corporeal Creature: Induces lust in victim for feeding purposes, Cats: Barbed Penis, Wolf: everyone in the pack gets a piece of the action, Canines: Knotting, Pigs: pig penis, Grave Hags (The Witcher): Individuals Have Marsupial Pouches & Cloaca & Penises, Shapeshifters: changing shape & size of penis during sex, Aliens: tentacle ovipositor, Turtles: Huge retractable penises, Turtles: Varied types of heads

Request #6:

Fandom: The Witcher (TV)

Relationship: Jaskier | Dandelion/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg

Additional tags: White-throated sparrows: aggressive female/nurturing male pairing, Any Bird: Mutual wing preening as foreplay, Birds (and others): lek mating, Birds: cloacas, birds: mating songs, birds: dancing to attract a mate, ground birds: strutting and scraping the ground, Birds: Wing Grooming, Emus: males are broody and sit on eggs, Rabbits: mating-induced ovulation, bowerbirds: building a fancy nest to attract a mate, White-throated sparrows: M/M or F/F relationships within WTS sexual dynamics

PINCH HIT #2 - Koschei_B

Request #1:

Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale

Relationships: Charles/Kevin (Welcome to Night Vale, )Earl Harlan/Cecil Palmer (WTNV), Carlos/Charles/Kevin/Cecil Palmer (WTNV), Kevin/Cecil Palmer (WTNV), Carlos/Kevin/Cecil Palmer (WTNV), Carlos/Earl Harlan/Cecil Palmer (WtNV), Carlos/Cecil Palmer (WtNV) Additional tags: Wolf: everyone in the pack gets a piece of the action, whales: mating triad where non-copulating partner gets used as a brace, Turtles: Varied types of heads, Turtles: large inflating flowery cockhead, spiders: ultraviolet lights to signal mating, Spiders: no penis but reproduces by fisting, Snakes: venom as an aphrodesiac, Snakes: Hemipenes, Snake: Laying a clutch of unfertilized eggs, Shapeshifters: changing shape & size of penis during sex, Shapeshifters: Becoming hermaphroditic just because they can, Seahorse: oviposition, Rodents: sperm creates internal plug when it dries and hardens after mating, Rabbits: ears as a display of emotions, peacocks: feather presentation, octopi: tentacles and suckers, Multi species: building a display to attract a mate, Mermaids: Both lay and fertilize eggs in host body, Hedgehogs: extremely loud vocalizations during sex, Elves: Have conical penises with distinct ridges each more narrow toward the tip

Request #2:

Fandom: Stellar Firma (Podcast)

Relationships: Bathin/David 7/Trexel Geistman/Percy the Clone (STL), Trexel Geistman/Percy the Clone (STL), David 7/Trexel Geistman/Percy The Clone (STL), David 7/Trexel Geistman/Hartro Piltz (STL), David 7/Trexel Geistman (STL), Bathin/Trexel Geistman/Percy the Clone (STL), Bathin/Trexel Geistman (STL), Bathin/David 7/Trexel Geistman (STL)

Additional Tags: Wolf: everyone in the pack gets a piece of the action, whales: mating triad where non-copulating partner gets used as a brace, Turtles: Varied types of heads, Turtles: large inflating flowery cockhead, Snakes: venom as an aphrodesiac, Snakes: Hemipenes, Snake: Laying a clutch of unfertilized eggs, Shapeshifters: Becoming hermaphroditic just because they can, Seahorse: oviposition, Rodents: sperm creates internal plug when it dries and hardens after mating, Rabbits: ears as a display of emotions, peacocks: feather presentation, Multi species: building a display to attract a mate, Mermaids: Both lay and fertilize eggs in host body, Elves: Have conical penises with distinct ridges each more narrow toward the tip, dragon: kidnapping and hoarding mates at a nest in the highest available location, dragon: feline-style penis but huge and heated, dragon: canine-style penis but huge and heated, Cuttlefish: rapidly changing skin colors and patterns to impress potential mate, Cats: penile spines are pleasurable

Request #3:

Fandom: The Magnus Archives

Relationships: Michael | The Distortion/Jon Sims (TMA), Michael | The Distortion/Jon Sims/Danny Stoker (TMA), Michael | The Distortion/Martin Blackwood/Jon Sims (TMA), Martin Blackwood/Jon Sims/Danny Stoker (TMA), Martin Blackwood/Sasha James/Jon Sims/Tim Stoker (TMA), Jon Sims/Danny Stoker (TMA)

Additional tags: Wolf: everyone in the pack gets a piece of the action, whales: mating triad where non-copulating partner gets used as a brace, Turtles: Varied types of heads, spiders: ultraviolet lights to signal mating, Snakes: venom as an aphrodesiac, Snakes: Hemipenes, Snake: Laying a clutch of unfertilized eggs, Shapeshifters: changing shape & size of penis during sex, Shapeshifters: Becoming hermaphroditic just because they can, Seahorse: oviposition, Rodents: sperm creates internal plug when it dries and hardens after mating, Rabbits: ears as a display of emotions, peacocks: feather presentation, octopi: tentacles and suckers, Multi species: building a display to attract a mate, Mermaids: Both lay and fertilize eggs in host body, Elves: Have conical penises with distinct ridges each more narrow toward the tip, dragon: kidnapping and hoarding mates at a nest in the highest available location, dragon: feline-style penis but huge and heated, dragon: canine-style penis but huge and heated

Request #4:

Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale

Relationships: Charles/Kevin (Welcome to Night Vale), Earl Harlan/Cecil Palmer (WTNV), Carlos/Charles/Kevin/Cecil Palmer (WTNV), Kevin/Cecil Palmer (WTNV), Carlos/Kevin/Cecil Palmer (WTNV), Carlos/Earl Harlan/Cecil Palmer (WtNV), Carlos/Cecil Palmer (WtNV)

Additional tags: Dragons: Mating Flight, dragon: kidnapping and hoarding mates at a nest in the highest available location, dragon: feline-style penis but huge and heated, dragon: canine-style penis but huge and heated, Daemon AU: daemons having sex while humans do, Cuttlefish: rapidly changing skin colors and patterns to impress potential mate, Cats: penile spines are pleasurable, cats: biting down on bottom's neck to keep them still during penetration, Cats: Barbed Penis, Canines: Knotting, bowerbirds: building a fancy nest to attract a mate, Birds: Wing Grooming, birds: dancing to attract a mate, Bird: Nest-building as courting ritual, Any Mammal: Mutual grooming as foreplay, Any Horned Animal: Horns uses as handles when mating, Any Bird: Mutual wing preening as foreplay, Aliens: tentacle ovipositor

Request #5:

Fandom: The Magnus Archives

Additional tags: Cuttlefish: rapidly changing skin colors and patterns to impress potential mate, Cats: penile spines are pleasurable, cats: biting down on bottom's neck to keep them still during penetration, Cats: Barbed Penis, Canines: Knotting, bowerbirds: building a fancy nest to attract a mate, Birds: Wing Grooming, birds: dancing to attract a mate, Bird: Nest-building as courting ritual, Any Mammal: Mutual grooming as foreplay, Any Horned Animal: Horns uses as handles when mating, Any Bird: Mutual wing preening as foreplay, Aliens: tentacle ovipositor

Request #6:

Fandom: Stellar Firma (Podcast)

Additional tags: cats: biting down on bottom's neck to keep them still during penetration, Cats: Barbed Penis, Canines: Knotting, bowerbirds: building a fancy nest to attract a mate, Birds: Wing Grooming, birds: dancing to attract a mate, Bird: Nest-building as courting ritual, Any Mammal: Mutual grooming as foreplay, Any Horned Animal: Horns uses as handles when mating, Any Bird: Mutual wing preening as foreplay, Aliens: tentacle ovipositor

PINCH HIT #3 - reeby10

Request #1:

Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)

Relationship: Twelfth Doctor/Clara Oswin Oswald

Additional tags: Aliens: tentacle ovipositor, Any Mammal: Mutual grooming as foreplay, Bats: Delayed fertilization - the female can store sperm after sex and just become pregnant later, Bird of paradise: impregnator dances for impregnated pre mating, Bird: Nest-building as courting ritual, Cuttlefish: rapidly changing skin colors and patterns to impress potential mate, Emus: males are broody and sit on eggs, Frogs: some species members change sex if there is not enough sexual diversity in local group, Hyenas: Females are alphas with pseudo penises, leopard slugs: hours of foreplay before mating, lice: females have penises and males have vaginas, Peacock: male with colorful feather displays, Pigs: cervix penetration, Seahorse: males get pregnant, Shapeshifters: Becoming hermaphroditic just because they can, spiders: ultraviolet lights to signal mating, White-throated sparrows: aggressive female/nurturing male pairing

Request #2:

Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV)

Relationship: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Additional tags: antechinus: copulation for twelve hours straight, Any Mammal: Mutual grooming as foreplay, Bird of paradise: impregnator dances for impregnated pre mating, Bird: Nest-building as courting ritual, Birds: Communal Nesting, Werewolves: dominant pack members in wolf form fuck lower ranked members in human form, Werewolf: transformation causes heat/rut, Shapeshifters: Becoming hermaphroditic just because they can, sheep: high rates of male homosexuality, Wolf: everyone in the pack gets a piece of the action, cats: carrying multiple partner's offspring during a single pregnancy, cats: females in heat and males waiting in line for the chance to breed, Daemon AU: daemons having sex while humans do, Deer: males extremely horny during rut, leopard slugs: hours of foreplay before mating, Longspurs: Both sexes have single nesting partner and multiple sexual partners, Mermaids: Both lay and fertilize eggs in host body, Pigs: cervix penetration, Rabbit: always sexually active & mates a lot & breeds fast & populates fast, Rabbits: fast thrusting sex

Request #3:

Fandom: Uncharted (Movie 2022)

Relationship: Nathan Drake/Victor Sullivan (Uncharted Movie)

Additional tags: Any Mammal: Mutual grooming as foreplay, Canines: Knotting, dragon: canine-style penis but huge and heated, leopard slugs: hours of foreplay before mating, Pigs: cervix penetration, Shapeshifters: Becoming hermaphroditic just because they can, sheep: high rates of male homosexuality, Daemon AU: daemons having sex while humans do

Request #4:

Fandom: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy

Relationship: Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren (SWST)

Additional tags: Any Horned Animal: Horns uses as handles when mating, Barnacles: Enormous Penises, cats: biting down on bottom's neck to keep them still during penetration, dragon: canine-style penis but huge and heated, Flatworms: duel with dicks to decide the top, Frogs: some species members change sex if there is not enough sexual diversity in local group, Longspurs: Both sexes have single nesting partner and multiple sexual partners, Pigs: cervix penetration, Rabbits: fast thrusting sex, Seahorse: males get pregnant, Shapeshifters: Becoming hermaphroditic just because they can, Shapeshifters: changing shape & size of penis during sex, sheep: high rates of male homosexuality, Snail: Stab each other with 'love darts' as foreplay, Snakes: venom as an aphrodesiac, Werewolf: transformation causes heat/rut

Request #5:

Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016)

Relationship: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson

Additional tags: Any Horned Animal: Horns uses as handles when mating, Any Mammal: Mutual grooming as foreplay, Bird of paradise: impregnator dances for impregnated pre mating, Canines: Knotting, cats: biting down on bottom's neck to keep them still during penetration, clownfish: largest in the group becomes female if the previous female dies, Daemon AU: daemons having sex while humans do, Frogs: some species members change sex if there is not enough sexual diversity in local group, leopard slugs: hours of foreplay before mating, Mermaids: Both lay and fertilize eggs in host body, Pigs: cervix penetration, Rabbit: always sexually active & mates a lot & breeds fast & populates fast, Rabbits: fast thrusting sex, Rabbits: rapid breeding and large litter breeding, Seahorse: males get pregnant, Shapeshifters: Becoming hermaphroditic just because they can, Shapeshifters: changing shape & size of penis during sex, sheep: high rates of male homosexuality, Werewolf: transformation causes heat/rut, White-throated sparrows: M/M or F/F relationships within WTS sexual dynamics

Request #6:

Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Relationship: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort

Additional tags: Bats: Delayed fertilization - the female can store sperm after sex and just become pregnant later, Bird: Nest-building as courting ritual, dragon: canine-style penis but huge and heated, Mermaids: Both lay and fertilize eggs in host body, Naga: Pheromones/Venom changes humans into receptive hosts, Pigs: cervix penetration, Rabbit: always sexually active & mates a lot & breeds fast & populates fast, Scorpions: venom makes partner more docile, Shapeshifters: Becoming hermaphroditic just because they can, Snail: Stab each other with 'love darts' as foreplay, Snakes: coiling around mate, snakes: females able to store sperm up to five years, Snakes: Hemipenes, Snakes: venom as an aphrodesiac

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