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lilyrizzy · 9 months

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🔀 maxiel hehehehehe maybe even girl daniel...

billie bossa nova - billie eilish, cw: cheating (not on each other), girl daniel

Underneath the bouncing strobe lights, Daniel's skin is lit up violet. It makes her look different, strange and almost not-human. Max wishes he didn't have such a clear line of sight to her, that he couldn't see the way the colour accentuates the curve of her nose, the pull of her throat as she throws her head back to laugh.

Something thrums hot under his skin, too close to surface for him to ignore. He wants to do something totally not-himself, like do a line to take the edge off or punch the guy she has plastered along the back of her. He's grinding his hips against her ass so dramatically, Max thinks he should be embarrassed about it, probably.

He wants to tell her, enough now. She's made her point.

When she makes her way back over to their table ten minutes later, he's relieved. Almost enough to feel foolish for getting so worked up when she's not even his to begin with, but then-

"I'm going to head out, Maxy," she says, easy, and just like that she is collecting the stupid tiny bag she dumped onto his lap with a casual, look after this for me, before making her way into the thrumming crowd. "I've scored."

Max's eyes pivot back to the dancefloor, and the same overly enthusiastic idiot from earlier is stood at the edge of it. Waiting for her.

"I thought-" He says, reaching to catch her wrist- "I thought that tonight, I was going back to your place."

It's what they usually do after one of them podiums, or she is having a bad day or Max just ask and for whatever reason that time she says yes. Today is one of the first kind. Her stood on the third step at Monaco, beaming down at him in the crowd.

She'd kept telling him, just you wait for next year, baby, just you wait over and over on the walk over here. Max only came to this terrible club with terrible overpriced drinks and overloud music, for her, and now she is giving him that look he hates, the one that makes him feel like she is thinking he is eight years old and not eighteen.

"Maxy," she says, too sweet, and even this he hates now when usually he loves it. "Isn't your girlfriend around tonight to keep you company?"

His girlfriend. Of course.

"I-" He starts again, goes to say something stupid like, I don't want her, I want you, like I have already told you, but just like always she doesn't let him.

"Tell her hello from me," she says with a grin edged with something that reminds him of the way she drives, the way they both do. Close to the line. "I'll see you tomorrow."

Her mouth is sticky when she presses it to his cheek, smearing lip gloss across it to his ear where she whispers, "if you still needed it later, you can give me call though. I'll probably be done by then."

#and then max goes back home to his gf and tries to have sex with her #can't come #and calls max from the bathroom while his gf is sleeping to have phone sex:////#sorry!!!!#max/daniel #fic #cw infidelity #girl daniel

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kinokoshoujoart · 3 days

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cora’s bad time hell simulation steps or how to play “sprite station for girl” “harvest moon ds cute” the wrong way

(all ways are wrong this game is Accursed)

ok so here’s what my disorganized “guide” to myself for harvest moon ds for girl (aka indecipherable notes i wrote to myself as i played and revised as i tested various things and restarted due to mistakes) looks like. at some point when i become a real gamer i will write a legible guide meant for eyes to look at but uhhh this is how i play this accursed game personally

i’m not sure if anything i wrote will make any sense since i wrote it as notes to myself so probably definitely use fogu and fc2 jonason wiki (may not work but some pages should be archived) instead

ALSO if you’ve never played or barely played the game it won’t make sense at all! hmds was my first harvest moon so i am used to various horrors!

my play style is probably not fun in general HOWEVER if you are a grinding hell goblin like me then it’s GREAT!!!! if not you may still find it amusing that the game gives you permission to play like this

(it’s a great background task game while doing like productive stuff but otherwise playing this way would probably be unbearable)

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anyway after that the days go a lot faster, you’ll get the island on summer 1, so on spring 30 i put all my money into million G tickets and sell 200 of em, do the 5x money thing, and save the rest. so when thomas comes the next day to sell you the 900 million G island you can just sell 180 tickets and do the 5x money thing again with like ~600 million G tickets left over. it takes up inventory but you’ll get the shelf in a few days. basically you just need to remember to order from the TV shopping every saturday and place orders with gotz and gray whenever they finish stuff.

random tips

after unlocking the fuckass hot spring sprites (the ones that require you to spend a total of 700 1 hour sessions in the hot springs) i usually grind grazing points— if you put your animals outside for 5 hours you get a “Love Point”, but if you interact with them after they earn that LP then the timer switches over and you can get another LP after 5 more hours. if you wear the time ring the whole time it’s 2.5 hours. i’m not very good at explaining this but basically if you’re super efficient you can get way more animal LP than you realistically should, which is great because the touch glove petting minigame is Bad!!!!

i usually wait on getting the rest of the purple sprites (the ones that require you to hire the purple team and ask for healing) until i’m totally done with the indigo team, cuz i wanna get HG’s purple heart event asap, but you can switch the order if you want

by summer y1 you’ll basically have a feel for everything. aside from Skye, Leia, HG and WP everyone can be married early-mid autumn if you want

if you want to Gay (in the japanese version only) keira is the quickest to marry. leia is the quickest to max affection but it’s impossible to get leia year 1 because the bottle you need to fish up can only be caught in spring. you have to wait until at least year 5 for WP and iirc year 6 for HG.

#i’m really sorry i can’t make this more organized #if i literally ever have time i’ll just make a video guide instead of pasting this because it’s easier to explain with visuals….#i can’t Write in an organized way i can only Visual Medium #i have a very complicated relationship with corobuckle station for girl #it scratches my brain #(derogatory)#(positive)#i have no idea how many hours of HMDS i’ve played in my life but it’s definitely the game i’ve played the most of all time #i’ll just paraphrase something i read on a japanese wiki for hmds/koroste a long time ago:#’i once again feel that the effort required for the completion of the task is unreasonable’#god i really hope ds gets a remake so all of the titles you can get in the mailbox become steam achievements #bokumono #if people find out there are achievements that take at minimum real life decades to complete with basically no reward #gamers will lose their minds and society will collapse #‘trying to accomplish it is like trying to collect a sparrow’s tears #so at some point it may be inevitable that you have to give up trying’#i really think the devs saw the ds could handle higher values than gba and went insane without considering balance at all #currently i’m trying to record as many cutscenes as i can in the jp version since y’know. english translation is very awkward #i am also trying to see if the pastor carter/cardi marriage option exists in the english version of cute #i will update so stay tuned for that if you want sex on the phone with pastor cardi b. i guess

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