#pickup lines anon

[tinogiehd]

can't turn water into wine but sure can turn you into mine.

message for the anons

#george is mine core. Sorry #aya asks #pickup lines anon

[drblogg]

We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

OoOoooOOOOOOoOOOo

#this one's nice nice nice #anonymous #answered #pickup lines anon

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Headcannon. Howdy exudes charm and charisma. And if he fancies somebody, he will use everything in his arsenal to woo the socks off them. Just completely rizz 'em up! At least... thats what he thinks he's doing.

Poor guy is a salesman. So all of his flirting sounds more like a business proposition than courting a potential partner. But he's TRYING! And if you've known him long enough before hand you would recognize he's trying.

On the flip side, what if someone were to make the first move on him??

Maybe they pay for their groceries with a cheesy pickup line. Or maybe blow a kiss on their way out the door? Well, our poor guy doesn't know how to handle it. And he just kinda.... bluescreens as the potential suitor saunters away.

Of course the next time he sees them his is prepared and goes all in on the aforementioned salesman flirting.

He was never one to turn down a good deal, and honey, they're the deal of the century.

this is soooooo Laughingstock. which we knew but This Is So Fucking Laughingstock. this is almost Exactly one of the pre-relationship dynamics i have of them in my head and its. ough, turning this ask over in the 'tisserie

#ask is vague but hey anon and i both knew id respond to this with Laughingstock Brain #'theyre the deal of the century' reading this as yeah barnaby Is the package deal thankyew #barnaby w the cheesy pickup lines and howdy with the salesman flirting.... #romance of the century <3 #godddd theyre so good together THEYRE SO FUCKING GOODDDDDDDDDDDDD #rambles from the bog #laughingstock

[mctwinkdom]

are you lando norris? because you are the one 4 me.

are you oscar piastri? because you 8 that 1 up.

(mclaren rizz)

The way this would work on me omg... the Oscar one is very good tho, well done anon...

But also, I'm cracking up at the idea of Lando using this type of pick-up lines on Oscar.

Lando: hey mate! are you my teammate?

Oscar: what? of course I'm-

Lando: cuz you 8 than 1 up *wink wink*

Oscar:

#ask #anon #481 #pickup lines #cringe boys the both of them #landoscar imagine

[shameboree]

Who the fuck are you? What do you do?

fucking phenomenal icebreaker quite honestly

#is this your default pickup line anon bc its a good one #i feel both unjustly accused and compelled to defend myself.. master class psychological warfare #kels talks

[teabutmakeitazure]

do u think chrollo would use pick up lines?

Chrollo is a walking romance novel when it comes to darling. Yes, none of it is original, but perhaps you could put originality aside in favour of execution. He picks up on your tastes, what you like better and experiments with different approaches to see which flusters you more.

I don't think he would use anything too forward or vulgar, but he would use playful flirting or actual lines from Jane Austen novels in abundance. At the end of the day, if you're into booktok, he'd even read those and use the male lead's dialogues and gestures on you.

#just don't let him know you're into stuff like haunting Adeline #or even yandere #it's for your own good #he'd use casual flirting and teasing or even resort to pickup lines if you show a favourable response #when it comes to romance you're the lab rat and he's the scientist #ask #anon #chrollo brainrot

[may-uprising]

Paul Verlaine CALLOUT POST

Because if I was created and had a super powerful ability that was made specifically to be super cool and more powerful than normal abilities, worked as a government spy (super cool job) with basically a built in boyfriend/ partner, AND i was CANONICALLY attractive???? You would NOT catch me complaining about "humanity" or wtv anyway you're WELCOME Verlaine smh show more appreciation </3

#loser #pickup line anon i will get to you i need to think long and hard about my answer though

[ask-calico-jack]

Jack I need some pick up lines that are 100% guaranteed to work do you have anything

Alright, you came to the right place.

This is a fine whiskey but it aint what I'm lookin to savor.

I hope you like the rodeo because I'm gonna take you for a wild ride.

I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I aint.

(this one works if you're trying to pick up a navy wife, which is real fun because their husbands regularly fail to satisfy them and also next time you tussle with the Navy you get the satisfaction of knowing that you fucked one of their wives.) While the mister is off shooting a load of pirates how about you let a pirate shoot a load in you.

Disciplining cabin boys aint the only use I've got for this whip.

Careful, that booty looks mighty precious, any pirate worth his salt will want to try to steal it.

But honestly? You usually don't need pickup lines. It's all about figuring out what they're into. Most port girls like it if you play up the bad boy bodice ripper thing, they want to say they fucked a pirate and they like it when you act the part. The Missus likes it when I act a fool to make her laugh, so does Eddie. And I have a longstanding situationship, not naming any names, but he's got big brown eyes and long curly hair, who melts when I call him princess or babygirl.

#calico jack ofmd #calico jack #calicobeard #jacked #anne bonny #ofmd #ooc: anon I am so sorry for leaving you on read for a month I just am bad at coming up with stupid pickup lines #wife tag #Babygirl Tag

[tinogiehd]

damn girl are you gay? cuz lesbian couple rn

(did u get the one i sent yesterday)

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

#I FORGOT TO POST IT ANOGIE IM DORRY #aya asks #pickup lines anon

[drblogg]

So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?

i try

#anonymous #answered #pickup lines anon

[bradshawsbaby]

wine drunk bradley and jake absolutely hardcore flirt with their wives except the flirting is atrocious

Stop, this is so true 😂

Bradley: Hey, baby. Come here often?

Mrs. Bradshaw: ….you mean to our kitchen?

…

Hangman: I want you to be the mother of my babies.

Phoenix: I am the mother of four of your babies.

Hangman: *looking horrified* How many other babies do I have?

Send me your worst Wine Drunk!Bradley and Wine Drunk!Jake pickup lines. I’d love to see them 🤣

#mr. & mrs. bradshaw #bradley rooster bradshaw #mrs. bradshaw #hannix #hangman x phoenix #jake hangman seresin #natasha phoenix trace #wine drunk pickup lines #anon message

[daisychainsandbowties]

Me: *shows my partner pics of strawberry squid* isn’t it neat?

Partner: It’s… macabre.

Me: Macabre? How so?

Partner: … it just is.

Me: But… it’s strawberry colored?

Partner: *under their breath* You are the worst crustacean ever.

to be fair it is the worst crustacean ever because it’s actually a mollusc

but i mean

look at this guy. that is a fruit

#worst crustacean has to be the tongue worm though they’re technically a degenerate crustacean #best? probably shrimp (lmao definitely shrimp) #i might not know all 67000 species but one look at a shrimp and it’s like. love adoration violent affection #i say this as someone allergic to strawberries the strawberry squid is my precious baby #so well-adapted to it’s environment #actually that’s gonna be my new pickup line #hey are you a strawberry squid because you seem to have adapted well to your environment #i bet you could see through the luminescent camoflage of your prey 😘😳😉 #anon #no shade to your partner at all i too was surprised to learn thay squid are in the same phytum as snails #and clams!

[bl00dyard]

Are you ants because everywhere I go you will always be there :D

That was bad- I had this idea of flirting when my room got invaded my ants last night. I got bit tho. I bite them back so don't worry

-🦖(is fighting with ants)

awee ,, how adorable ,, >_< !!

,, wait what. you what. are you okay ,, ? please tell me the issue has been resolved and you’re doing okay ,,

#. . . yard inbox. ･ﾟ✧ #. . . 🦖 anon. ･ﾟ✧ #i loved the pickup line nonetheless … <3 !! #but seriously are you okay … ??

[l3viat8an]

WAIT WERE WE DOING PICK UP LINES?! I HAVE ONE:

HEY

ARE YOU A BEAVER???

CAUSE DAM

-lavender

I DIDNT KNOW WE WERE!! Apparently it’s a random thing now jdhsjsh

AND DAMN- (hehe pun) THAT WAS SMOOTH-

#idk which anon started the pickup lines- #but it’s fun kshsjsh #lavender anon! #mwah <3

[moshieee]

You're a bit slow on the uptake <3 but if you're on the floor does that mean I can pick you up for your birthday party?

Happy birthday

HDVANKAIDGBWMKAHSKALBSJA

#HOW ARE YOU USING HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND PICKUP LINES IN THE SAME SENTENCE??? #AND MAKING IT WORK???? #asks #birthday anon