#poly losers headcanons

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Poly!Losers and that tiktok trend where people with breasts show them to their significant others randomly off camera and record their reaction except it’s Bev doing it with the Losers. All the losers having varying degrees of surprise and gratitude. The consensus is “nice”.

#poly losers #poly losers headcanons #losers club #it 2017 #it 2019 #beverly marsh #bill denbrough #richie tozier #stanly uris #ben hanscom #mike hanlon #eddie kasprak #I can see this so clearly #tell me I’m not the only one

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Losers’s Club Deaths 4/7

Part Three

Part Five

A/N:  Round four is here and kinda short, I’m sorry! As always a reminder, Stan is nonbinary in my Poly!Losers Universe

Eight years pass, eight years without their sweet Ben, their loving Trashmouth, and their fiery Bev

The remaining Loser’s keep each other going, they learn to talk about their passed family without wanting to break down crying

They visit their graves under the Oak tree often, they keep their empty chairs at the dinning table, and they curl up together on their Alaskan king size bed, missing the three others that are supposed to be there

The next loser passes suddenly, too suddenly

It’s Stan

Mike was the one to find them, they were in their office, face down on the floor

Heart attack 

Mike is holding them when Bill and Eddie finds him

Eddie immediately breaks down

He knew something was wrong with Stan, that they had been feeling chest pains that morning

He should’ve pushed them to go the hospital or something, but Stanley insisted that they were fine

He shouldn’t have listened to them

It’s Bill who has to bring Mike back to them, since he keep saying “They’re fine, just call an ambulance, they’re gonna be fine.”

It’s Bill who has to hold Mike back when the coroner takes Stan with them

Bill is the one who has to stay strong this time when they bury Stan, Eddie already missing the person who understood him the most and Mike missing the person who gave him serenity and calmness

It’s after Stan is buried, their favorite flowers adorning their grave, the star of David engraved on their headstone, that Bill breaks down

He loves his losers, they’re all equally his partners, but Stanley was the person  he dated first, they were his first love, and he can’t believe they’re gone

Eddie completely understands what Bill is going through, having gone through the same thing when they lost Richie

Mike picks flowers from his garden and together the three of them bring fresh flowers to the other’s graves as well

Mikes makes a joke about how Stanley is probably already scolding Richie

They laugh, but their heart’s not in it

They lost Stan so suddenly, it’s just the three of them now in their old age

A/N:  Who’s gonna be next?? If anyone wants to write an actual story based on these I’d love you forever, but if you take ideas from this please give creds ! More to come

#poly losers #poly losers headcanons #stan uris #stanley uris #bill denbrough #eddie kasprak #mike hanlon #steddie #stanlon #stenbrough #stanbrough #kasbrough #hanbrough #kasplon

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Losers’s Club Deaths 3/7

Part two

Part four

A/N:  Round three is here and this one is extra sad, I’m sorry! As always a reminder, Stan is nonbinary in my Poly!Losers Universe

The house is quieter without the Trashmouth making them laugh

The bed is a little colder with out their Haystack keeping them warm

The remaining losers grow closer and visit their two loved ones out under the oak tree pretty often

Bev is strong for her boys, even though she’s facing a battle of her own

She got the news three months before Richie passed, but kept it to herself because of everything that was going on

She has dementia

She kinda figured it was coming, her grandmother had it and it’s genetic 

And being in her late fifties, that’s typically when people get it

She knows the other losers need to know, but they just lost Richie, and she doesn’t want to break their hearts even more

Eddie figures it out though

Even in his grieving, he notices all the tell tale signs of dementia in Bev, and how she’s been more closed off than usual

He doesn’t approach her about it, let’s her tell them on her own, and when she tells them about her diagnoses six months after losing Richie, he’s the first one to hug her

 Bill is angry 

 Not at Bev, but how he’s losing his family members and he’s absolutely helpless against it

Bev kisses him and calms him down, which he does because she needs him right now

They all help Bev with memory tricks and all four boys stay up all night doing research

It reminds them of when the seven of them would stay up in the library studying all night for college, they all feel pained at the memory

Eddie, like he was with Richie, is in charge of Bev’s medication, even trying some herbal options he heard helps with the brain

Bill and Mike are the two she goes to when she can’t remember a memory clearly, those two always help her remember

Stan is the most help, they create memory games for Bev to play, since she always likes a challenge

All these things help, but she still gradually gets worse

She’s helping Mike with the chickens one day, and the hen she always favored named Dixie, who Bill named, she cries when she realizes she can’t remember her name at all

Mike holds her

 A few months later, their daughter comes over, and Bev has to ask Stan who she is, she didn’t remember who own daughter

She never forgets the losers though, old memories yes, but never them

Not even Ben and Richie 

It’s almost as if it’s some supernatural force

Two years after her diagnoses, she’s laying in bed between Mike and Eddie, whispering to herself

She saying she can hear Ben and Richie calling to her

Mike and Eddie share look before Eddie gets up to get Bill and Stan, who were still in the living room

That night, curled up in bed with them, Bev passes away

Bev is put to rest with Ben and Richie under the oak tree, finally getting to see Haystack and Trashmouth again

The remaining loser’s hearts hurt, but thankfully they’d have an eight year break before they lost another loser

A/N:  Who’s gonna be next?? If anyone wants to write an actual story based on these I’d love you forever, but if you take ideas from this please give creds ! More to come

#poly losers #poly losers headcanons #beverly marsh #bill denbrough #stan uris #stanley uris #eddie kasprak #bevchie #billverly #stanverly #mashlon #edverly

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Losers’s Club Deaths 2/7

Part one

Part three

A/N: Round two is here, who’s gonna go? Warning from last time, even though these are headcanons, they can get pretty angsty. In my Poly!Losers universe, Stan is NB so heads up. Also this one made me cry so uh yeah

The losers get four years to adapt to Ben’s death 

They learn to happy again

On their marriage anniversary, they light a candle for Ben and visit him under the oak tree, knowing he’s right there with them

They have family dinners and no one comments on the seventh empty chair

They have four years of almost normalness before everything goes to shit again

It’s Richie

Richie had always had a terrible cough, but none of them ever thought too much of it

Even Eddie, he always assumed, like everyone else, Richie’s cough was due to years of smoking cigarettes

A nasty habit that him and Bev both quit together when Bev got pregnant the first time

Richie quit with her to help motivate her, and he wanted to quit anyways for their child

That was over twenty five years ago

Now his cough had been getting progressively worse, Eddie and Stan both urging him to get it check out

But Richie just brushed it off, saying he was just getting older

Eddie and Stan believed him, because besides the cough, Richie seemed to be in perfect health

That is until he’s doing a show one night and goes into a coughing fit, coughing up blood and passing out right on stage

Lung cancer; stage four

They were all in the hospital room when the doctor gave them the news

Mike and Stan were sitting off to the side, holding each other for comfort

Bev was curled up in the bed with Richie, and Bill was sitting beside him, holding his hand

Eddie was practically in the doctor’s face, asking about treatment options

The other losers didn’t have the heart to tell him to back off

Chemotherapy was an option, but in reality would just make the remainder of Richie’s life miserable

Which the doctor estimated to be six months, max

When the losers got home, Richie was quite

The jokes had stopped

They all thought that maybe he’d start drinking again, he didn’t

He became a husk of his former self

Richie spent a lot more time out at Ben’s grave, and could be spotted having conversations with him

A month went by like that, till it was Eddie that snapped

Richie was laying himself in their Alaskan King Size bed, staring into space when Eddie went off on him

The other losers were there, they heard Eddie cry about how all this sucks, but that Richie isn’t dead yet so he needs to stop acting like it

That they need him to be here with them, especially when he won’t make it to the end of the year

That seems to stir Richie out of his depression, and he starts making an effort to spend his time with his loved ones

Bev and him watch every raunchy comedy they can find, determined to find the worse one

They also smoke weed to which Stan and Eddie get mad over

But Richie is already dying, and weed helps with the pain so they muffle their complaints

Richie starts helping Mike around the house more, spending more time outside with him and the farm animals

Richie has always been Mike’s little cooker helper, but he’s even more so now, delighted when most nights Mike is cooking his favorite meals

Bill takes a break from his writing during these months, and him and Richie do literally anything everything

Like I mean Richie is scrolling through Instagram and sees someone’s vacation photos from the Grand Canyon and mentions about he’s always wanted to go there; Bill is booking the trip before he can finish talking

Or there’s some new stupid internet challenge trending Richie wants to try? Bill is right there with him

With Stan, Richie goes bird watching with them

That’s something he typically doesn’t do, finds it too boring, but now a days with his aching body, he finds it quite peaceful

Stan is happy to spend that special time with their lover

Eddie, Richie just relaxes with Eddie

Eddie is the one Richie can cry too, and Eddie just holds him

Sometimes they spend hours wrapped in each others arms, comforting each other

Richie also makes sure to spend time with his kids and now four grandchildren

Richie is four months into the six when he’s moved to hospital permanently

That only lasts a week before his health takes a dramatic decline

They all seem to know his time is drawing near one night, when the six of them are crammed into his hospital room

They’re all crying, Richie too, but he’s going on and on about how he’s going to get Ben all to himself, that they should be jealous

He passed away that night surrounded by five of his great loves

They bury him next to Ben underneath the oak tree, another piece of their heart buried

Their house starts to feel a little too big for the five of them

A/N:  Who’s gonna be next?? If anyone wants to write an actual story based on these I’d love you forever, but if you take ideas from this please give creds ! More to come

#poly losers #poly losers headcanons #richie tozier #bill denbrough #eddie kasprak #beverly marsh #mike hanlon #ben hanscom #stan uris #stanley uris #reddie #bevchie #bichie #Stozier #streddie #trashstack #hanzier

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Losers’s Club Deaths 1/7

I’ve barely seen this idea brushed upon in Poly!Loser’s Club fics, so I thought I’d start a headcanon series on it. These will be set in my Poly!Loser’s Club universe. This first one is the longest because it sets everything up. Also side note, Stan is NB in this universe

Part two

Warnings: Even tho they’re headcanons, they still pretty angsty in some parts

So as the Losers get older, they start to retire around the age fifty, wanting to live the rest of their lives in peace

The kids start to take over their business, one son takes over Beverly’s fashion business, one son takes over Ben’s architecture business, the last son takes over Eddie’s pharmaceutical one, and their daughter tries to take on Stan’s accounting business

Tries too because Stan still insists they’re in charge and the she works for them

They let them think that

Mike never really wanted a career, always was more of a homemaker, so he doesn’t really ‘retire’

Although he does have more help around the house now that they’re home most of the time now

Bill and Richie are the only ones who don’t ever really retire

Bill has no plans to stop writing and Richie promises them he’ll be telling shitty jokes until the day he dies

They know they’re all aging but a conversation about burial preferences and wills don’t come around till Bill’s incident

And by incident I mean he has a heart attack one day when him, Bev, and Eddie were getting frisky

He ends up in the hospital but he’s okay, just a big baby

All of his partners are in the room, and once Richie sees that Bill is just fine, he won’t stop making jokes about how Eddie and Beverly almost killed Bill with sex 

Once they get Bill home, they finally sit down and discuss what would happen if one of them did die suddenly or when they eventually pass

Mike tells them he doesn’t care what happens to his body, but he’d like stay with them 

That seems to be everyone else's opinion also, they want to stay together even after death

It’s Beverly’s idea for them to all be buried under the giant oak tree in the backyard 

When they all got married and moved into their home that Ben designed, he made sure to have it built on a big piece of private land

It’s not too far away from the city, but far enough were there’s nothing really around and Mike can have some room for his chickens and sheep

Yes Mike is still a major animal lover as an adult and he keeps some farm animals

The oak tree was a tree the planted when they first moved out here, a commemoration of sorts

So that’s the plan the seven agree upon, being buried together under the tree 

They didn’t think they’d have to act on the plan less than a year later

It’s sweet Ben who was the first one to go

Every morning Ben goes for a run on the almost always quite road outside their home at the crack of dawn 

Eddie typically joins him but that morning he was wrapped up in the arms of Stan and opted to be lazy for once

He regrets that decision for the rest of his life

Because if he was with Ben, then Ben wouldn’t have had earbuds in, they’d be chatting like they normally would

Ben would’ve heard the car spinning out of control behind him instead of his ears being clouded over with the sounds of New Kids on the Block

Ben wouldn’t have been hit and smashed into a fence post by the drunk driver if Eddie would’ve gone with him

The Losers were gather around their dining table, Richie was bringing out the breakfast that Mike was cooking when they heard a knock at the door

At this point Stan was a little nervous about the whereabouts of Ben, they knew the schedules of their Lovers, and Ben was typically back from his run by this point 

But Stan kept their worries to themselves as Bev was busy gushing over pictures of their new and first grandchild, and they didn’t want to upset anyone with their unnecessary worries

Ben probably went for a longer run, that’s all 

That didn’t stop Stan from being the first one to answer door

Or at least tried too, Bill had already beaten them

It was police officers at the door, their hats taken off and pressed to their chest 

Stan couldn’t hear them, the world had already blurred out

But they saw Bill’s face, saw how it went from curiosity to why there were police at their door fall to complete devastation

Stan didn’t even realize they were screaming until the rest of Losers came running into the living room, seeing and hearing what was taking place

Bill closed the door and got the information they were going to need, where to call to plan to funeral

Beverly broke, hysterically sobbing, she sounded so broken 

She was in complete denial, saying it had to be someone else that got hit, Ben would walk through the door any minute

He was only 54, that’s too young to die, they had only had their first grandchild born two months ago! There still so much life for him to live

Richie just pulled her into his arms and she sobbed into his shoulder, he himself had tears in his eyes; his Haystack was gone 

Eddie had already begun beating himself up over it, crying as he went up to hug Bev and Richie

Richie wrapped his arms tightly around the both of them, feeling as if he needed to protect them

From what? He didn’t know, one of the worst things that could have happened, happened

Stan made their way over to join the hug, thinking about how their family would never be whole again

Bill went into the kitchen to make the necessary phone calls and call their children, he had to stay strong and get what needs to be done, done

He has to take care of his family, it’s what Ben would’ve wanted 

Only when Mike joins him in the kitchen and pulls him into a hug does Bill finally cry  

The next few days and the funeral blur by for them

They all spoke, all sharing their favorite intimate moments they had with Ben, their hearts broken

Ben is the first one to be put to rest under to oak tree

The kids end up staying with them for a while, having to take care of their parents 

Bev doesn’t eat for almost a month, Eddie works out to an unhealthy amount, Stan can be found sitting inhumanly still for hours on end lost in their mind, Richie drinks even though he tries to hide and all his shows for the next month he ends up canceling, Bill locks himself in his study trying to write though all that happens is him staring blankly at his computer screen, and Mike cleans the entire house over and over trying to find things to keep his mind busy

But at night, they all curl up in their Alaskan King size bed and hold each other tightly, mourning for the person who’s supposed to be taking up the extra space 

Nothing goes back to normal but they do try to heal and be happy again, they all know that's what sweet Ben would’ve wanted

They all can found outside visiting Ben under the oak tree, sometimes together or in pairs, or by themselves

They all have conversations with him, and sometimes they can almost feel still feel his presence 

They start become happy again and welcome two more grandchildren into the world

Until four years later they lose another member of their family

A/N: Who’s gonna be next?? If anyone wants to write an actual story based on these I’d love you forever, but if you take ideas from this please give creds ! More to come

#poly losers #poly losers headcanons #it #it 2019 #it ch 2 #ben hanscom #beverly marsh #mike hanlon #bill denbrough #stan uris #stanley uris #richie tozier #eddie kasprak #benverly #reddie #bevchie #steddie #hanbrough

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Bill and Richie, even tho they’re the rowdiest dou in the losers club relationship, they’re ALWAYS holding hands. They’re both chaotic but by holding each other’s hands it helps ground each of them a lil and I think that’s beautiful.

#bichie #bill denbrough #richie tozier #poly losers #poly losers headcanons #it 2019 #it 2017

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Hi there I really like ur poly loser headcanons! Do you have any other specific or random headcanons for your poly losers?

I have so many head-cannons on Poly!Losers…

 -Okay so a short one on Bill. Bill is so bad at cooking, that no one dares ask him to anymore. For real this man has poured grease down the sink and has once tried to bake a cake in the microwave because “it should be quicker.” Mike shoos him out the kitchen every time Bill even attempts to cook now.

-Another short one on Stan. They are the bath bomb monarch. The losers have this bathroom that has a huge Jacuzzi and there’s a cabinet by it, filled with all the bath bombs Stan has bought. There’s nothing more relaxing to Stan than a glass wine and a hot bath that smells nice and makes their skin soft. Most times they’re joined by Bev or Eddie and they can’t complain.

-A weird specific one I have for Mike is that he is super protective of the losers. Yeah Eddie and Stan may get more territorial of outsiders flirting with the losers, but Mike is protective in the sense of people actually hurting the losers. For instance, Mike was walking down the street with Richie one time after a night of clubbing, Richie pretty much drunk, when this stranger started following them. Mike was very quick to pick up on it and IMMEDIATELY grabbed Richie and dragged him into the first open and crowded bar. He’s never concerned for his safety, always placing the losers safety before his own. He’s such mother bear type.

-Aight Ben. He loves buying his lovers flowers! This man is a flower boy, I said it. Bill has a book release coming up? Daffodils on his desk. Richie has an upcoming show he’s nervous about? You better believe he’s getting lily’s delivered to his show room. Beverly has an important meeting for her fashion design? Sunflowers delivered to her office. Eddie just being freaking adorable? Roses on his night stand. He also defiantly leaves cheesy poems with each bouquet. He’s so soft!

-I really love the head-cannons where Eddie boxes or does cheer. In my Poly!losers universe he does both. He goes from boxing to cheer practice in the same day, even gets into an adult league outside of high school. Him and Ben also run together every morning! Eddie is super fit, he’s the reason the losers had to make sure they had an indoor gym when they built their home. He’s adorable in his cheer uniform but he can totally still rock your shit.

 -Bev has reptiles! I love the idea of Bev having pet snakes and lizards. They’re independent animals so she doesn’t have to worry about showing them too much affection, she just thinks they’re fucking cool. Okay Eddie hates them because of germs and Richie and Stan are totally terrified of them, but they make her happy. She has hognose snakes to leopard geckos and they all have punny names. They’re her babies and she loves showing them off on social media.

-Richie has tattoos! I know this is a really common head-cannon, but who doesn’t love the idea of a tattooed Rich? He has quite a few too, even a sleeve on one arm. He has tattoos that symbolize each loser and some of the tattoos are just Bill’s sketches that he thought was really cool. He actually planned on becoming a tattoo artiest as his back up plan if his comedy career didn’t take off.

 I hope this sufficed !

#poly losers #poly losers headcanons #bill denbrough #ben hanscom #beverly marsh #eddie kasprak #richie tozier #stanley uris #stan uris #mike hanlon #hanbrough #stenbrough #Stoizer #steddie #reddie #benverly #kasbrough #trashstack

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NB Stan Uris

A few head cannons on this because I’m sad and need to self-project. As always these head cannons are set in my poly losers universe

so Stan has always found gender super weird and messy

like your gender decides everything for you? What cloths you can wear? If you can wear makeup? What interests you’re supposed to have?

At first Stan thinks maybe that they’re just questioning gender norms, not their actual gender

Because yeah Stan likes the androgynous look and to wear light makeup every once in and a while and maybe their interests could be considered feminine

But that doesn’t mean Stan’s questioning their gender right?

Wrong

When Stan starts dating Bill In high school, every time Bill refereed to Stan as his boyfriend it just felt so wrong

And every time anyone else refers to Stan as boy, something just like twitches in their brain, that that’s wrong

It’s like an itch and they don’t know why being referred to as man bothers them, that it makes them feel dysphoric

It’s super confusing because Stan never once thought of themselves as a girl and the idea of being perceived as a girl makes them just as dysphoric as being perceived as male

It takes Stan till they’re twenty and already dating the rest of the losers for them to finally realize/come to terms with that they’re non-binary

Stan is super nervous but decides they have to tell their partners

So Stan calls a house meeting

It’s rare that everyone can be home at the same time but one week night Stan sees that everyone is home so they figure now is the time for the family meeting

Stan stands in the middle of the room with all eyes on them and the words “I’m non-binary,” comes muffled out their mouth

Richie has to ask Stan to repeat it

So Stan does and everyone is just kinda looking at them, trying to register what they just said

Bev moves first

She quickly moves to hug Stan and give them a small kiss with a “I love you”

Eventually the rest of the losers join the hug and Stan thinks they may cry

After a moment they all move to sit down, kinda still sitting on one another when the questions start

Stan expected questions

Mike asks if Stan still wants to be referred to as “Stan”

Which Stan says they do because to them the name Stan just fits them

Ben doesn’t have any questions only to reassurances that he still loves Stan

Which Stan is grateful for

Bev doesn’t have questions either only says she has ideas for a gender neutral clothing line now though

Bill says that he kinda always knew that Stan was at least questioning their gender, but was always prepared to love Stan no matter how they wish to identify

Richie’s only question is “Guess I can’t call you Stan the man now huh?”

Stan laughs, “yes that nic name is dead now, but you can call me Stan not a man though”

“You’re brilliant Stany”

Eddie has the most actual educational questions like “when did you come to this realization?” “do you need to transition or anything?” “hormones?”

It would be a little overwhelming if Stan didn’t know that Eddie was only asking out a place of concern and love

The losers quickly start using the correct pronouns for Stan and referring to them as their partner instead of boyfriend

Stan’s heart is happy

Honestly this was therapeutic for me write and I may write some more head-cannons on how the losers react/protect Stan after coming out

#poly losers #poly losers headcanons #stan uris #stanley uris #bill denbrough #richie tozier #beverly marsh #ben hanscom #mike hanlon #eddie kasprak #stenbrough #Stoizer #steddie #stanverly #it #it 2