#poly losers

[incorrect-losers]

Bev *sips drink*: Wow this is bad

Richie: Is it?

Richie *sips Bev’s drink*: Wow yeah this is bad

Eddie: Let me try

Eddie *sips Bev’s drink*: Oh god that’s terrible

Mike: Hey what’s going on here?

Bev: My drink is bad

Mike *sips Bev’s drink*: That’s bad

Ben: The drink is bad?

Ben *sips Bev’s drink*: The drink is bad

Bill: Did I hear something about a bad drink?

#Stan thinks they’re all morons for this #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #beverly marsh #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #mike hanlon #ben hanscom #bill denbrough #stanley uris #stan uris #poly losers #source: tumblr

[antisociallilbrat]

Ben: We’re best friends, of course you guys use me as a personal pillow.

Eddie: We’re best friends, I scold you becuase I care.

Beverly: We’re best friends, I will be forcing you to let me style you at least once.

Stan: We’re best friends, the only person allowed to be mean to any of you is me. I’ll actually kill someone who looks at you the wrong way though.

Mike: We’re best friends, I have a whole album in my phone of photos of you guys.

Richie: We’re best friends, I’m going to give you an annoying nickname.

Bill: Yeah! We’re best friends, of course I’ve a had a sex dreams about all of you.

The Losers: …

Bill: …Did I say something wrong?

#this is based on that one clock app trend #and Bill would just say this as if this is the most normal thing ever #and honestly #its okay bc the other Losers also have had this experience #bill denbrough #stanley uris #richie tozier #eddie kasprak #mike hanlon #ben hanscom #beverly marsh #poly losers #poly losers headcanons #it 2017 #it 2019 #slowly returning back to this blog

[lethimrunsonia]

Stan: Don't step on a crack or you'll break your mother's back.

Richie, looking up at Eddie trapped in his bedroom: Think it will work on someone else's mom?

Bill: Worth a try.

Cue Eddie watching his friends chanting his mom's name and jumping on all the cracks of the sidewalk near his house, confused and concerned.

#eddie kaspbrak #stanley uris #bill denbrough #richie tozier #reddie #it ch 1 #it ch 2 #poly losers #it chapter one #it chapter two #it fandom #poly losers club #the damn clown movie

[marchivists]

dialogue from a wip that i dont think i’ll end up using in the final piece, but still like enough to post

#OUGH… my love for the losers has returned. love these guys #losers club #poly losers #it stephen king #it chapter one #it chapter two #richie tozier #beverly marsh #ben hanscom #mine

[derrydeer]

yes i like poly losers club

yes i hate ben hanscom

yes i have a very complicated relationship with reddie

and yes i never write beverly and eddie sex scenes

as you can see, poly losers is a very good ship for me to write about

#it fandom #fandom #fanfic #bill denbrough #it fanfiction #ao3 #it #fanfiction #it 2017 #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #it 2019 #beverly marsh #ben hanscom #mike hanlon #reddie #stenbrough #poly losers club #poly losers

[ruhrohrichie]

ben helping little eddie make valentines for all the other losers 🥰

#poly losers #age regression

[ghostlynimbus]

I don't have any chapters of anything to post this weekend but if anyone wants to send me an ask about any of these WIPs I will be happy to ramble about them in between other tasks.

Questions can be as specific or general as you'd like them to be. <3

#harringrove #eddissy #hellcheer #reddie #poly losers #fanfic #wips #wip ask game #sorta #stranger things #steve harrington #billy hargrove #eddie munson #chrissy cunningham #eddie kaspbrak #richie tozier #it #it stephen king #streddie #stanley uris #i think thats all the primary ships in these fics #but i might have missed some #munningham

[ghostlynimbus00]

Opening up a WIP Poll again.

Not going to be doing 100 word snippets this time, but this will decide what gets posted on Fridays.

Thank you for participating!

#harringrove #drarry #reddie #poly losers #ghost.txt #poll

[heartfullofleeches]

loser darling having to schedule times to fuck all of the demons. honestly i think it’d be a loser’s (my) heaven to be able to fuck and cum into so many demons.

"I can't... do this anymore...."

These beasts were going to be the death of you. It's only common knowledge that idols of lust would be insatiable when draining their prey, but this was too much for one human to take. Rather than a one and deal, these devils had chosen to latch themselves onto you for the rest of your mortal days and possibly long after when they drag your immortal soul down from whence they came. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if there was only just of them. There were three - three devils sucking you dry at all hours of the day. When one finished their meal another would take the sloppy seconds - if they weren't piling on top of you at the same time. If they smelled another human on you your torment was amplified - tongue fucked through half-assed apologies or edged into orgasming right as one tells you exactly how they slit the homewrecker's throat. Even asleep, you couldn't escape their wrath - waking to the exhausting sight of one of them between your legs more times than you could count.

The demon hanging off the end of your bed raises its head from the mattress. "Hm?~ What was that, baby? Couldn't hear you when your legs clench around my neck like that. Thought you'd snap it right in half this time...not that I'd complain."

You yank the demon up by its horns as you drag your spent body into an upright position. It mewls at your harsh grip, plush lips ghosting your jawline as its claws dip against the curve of your hip.

"I. Can't. Do. This. If you whores don't give me a break, I'll be dead within a month. Granted, it's probably the best way to go, but there's more I'd like to do before I die."

An arm shoots around your neck, pulling you towards the bust of the demon on your right now roused awake by the fuse. It kisses at your neck; moist tongue lapping at your skin and it takes all of you not to ride the savage's face like it so desired. "Have we fallen out of your favor, love? You're the one that's always complaining about your love life - when you have us right here. If anyone's hurting right now, it's us."

"I never said that. All I'm asking for is some recovery time every once in a while."

The demon in your lap hums in thought. "Hm. How about this? One of us gets to play with you when you wake up, one in the afternoon and finally right before you go to bed. We can rotate those times during the week and on weekends we get to have you whenever we'd like. Everything in between is all yours, but if you ever need us - you know were we'll be. Sound good, babe?"

"I...." You sigh. It's not much different from your current arrangements, but the best you'll get for now. "...fine."

A sleepy voice sounds from your left, peeling what remained of your night shirt off your shoulders. "Dibs on the first shift."

#yandere x reader #yandere imagines #yandere x you #yandere #yandere scenarios #yandere blurb #yandere headcanons #yandere oc #yandere insert #yandere teratophilia #yandere harem #poly yandere #yandere smut #Loser reader

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: *Does literally anything*

Eddie *sighing dreamily*: What a fucking weirdo

Bev *twirling hair*: What a fucking freak

Richie *giggling fondly*: What a fucking idiot

Mike *kicking feet*: What a fucking chump

Ben *batting eyes*: What a fucking loser

Stan *bringing out a thesaurus*: What a fucking-

#bill is every loser’s blorbo #also mine #he’s my blorbo #losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #bill denbrough #eddie kaspbrak #beverly marsh #richie tozier #mike hanlon #ben hanscom #stan uris #stanley uris #poly losers #source: tumblr

[antisociallilbrat]

I've seen posts where people are saying which characters in fandom would see Barbie or Oppenheimer and now I'm here to tell you which movie the Losers would see.

All of them see Barbie. Easy. They all wear clothes designed by Bev too. Stan wears pink sunglasses in the theater to hide his tears. After the movie Bill is googling where to buy a "I'm Kenenough shirt". Bev, Eddie, and Ben are talking about the underlying message of the movie with the anti-patriarchy plot. Richie is horny after seeing Ken's dance sequence. Mike is apologizing to Bev for the struggles of being a woman and that he's sorry. Bev has to tell him that he would be an "Allan" to make him stop saying sorry on behalf of men.

Bonus: Mike and Ben have their own little date to see Oppenheimer because they're the only two Losers interested in seeing it.

#seeing Barbie is date for them #some go back to resee it #also this was BEV's moment #yes ofc this is poly Losers #beverly marsh #ben hanscom #mike hanlon #bill denbrough #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrack #stanley uris #poly losers #poly losers headcanons #it 2017 #it 2019

[devourable]

how would your delinquents react to their darling just...not showing up to their usual spots, not returning their calls, or even (dramatic gasp) leaving their texts on read? but! turns out it's because darling's sick and went nonverbal?

🌡️ the delinquents x sick darling 🌡️

it would NOT take long for them to figure out where you had gone. you not responding to messages was one thing, but when they don’t see you at the spots they’d usually find you in? they’d literally be hunting you down like a pack of wolves. did something happen to you? were you okay? it’d worry them sick not seeing you for even a day.

your home would be the first place they’d check — nevermind how they got in without your assistance, the extra key is for safety reasons! — and they’d practically collapse in relief when they find you crumpled up in bed, safe and sound. god knows what they’d do if you weren’t there…

mattias would immediately jump into your bed, curl up right next to you and snatch you up in his arms. he missed you so much! he’d whine and cry about how he was so worried, how he hated not getting to see you, cover your face in kisses and bury himself into your neck. he’d literally have to be peeled off of you by his friends to get separated from you.

unsurprisingly, mattie would promptly catch whatever was ailing you and later end up bedridden right next to you. he’d try to be helpful, making your bed when judas carries you out of it and fetching you something comfortable to rest in, but he’d ultimately wind up useless and have to rest beside you. which he didn’t mind — he always liked being the one to get the most skinship with you.

judas would be the first to pick up that you’re ill, though the rest of the guys wouldn’t be far behind. he’d gently scold you as he presses his hand to your forehead and neck, asking why you couldn’t have at least told them you needed help. were you so unwell that you couldn’t even call them? but he would be incapable of staying even slightly unhappy with you — the way you pressed into his hands, comforted by how cool they were compared to your feverish skin, would ironically melt his heart.

he and dom would be the ones taking most of the reigns. judas would go to work closing all your curtains, replacing your heavier blankets with light ones (no amount of complaints would stop him, your fever would never break if you stayed all bundled up!), making sure you’re well hydrated, give you a cool bath to make sure you to get all that sweat off and hopefully break your fever — he’d do so much that the other guys would claim that he was trying to hog you. which he totally was, but it was in the name of your health!

dominic, meanwhile, would get to work making you soup, ushering aaron off with his wallet to get needed ingredients and proper medicine (much to his best friend’s chagrin, but he is the only one with a car, so…). he knows your preferences already and would take advantage of that in hopes of making something capable of stoking your appetite enough to get you to eat.

he’d ask multiple times if you were sure you didn’t wanna see a doctor. if he took you to his, you’d be seeing the best of the best! surely they could give you something that’d fix you up in no time! but secretly he’d be elated when you’d decline — getting to take care of you was so fun, and if it was what you wanted then who was he to say no to you?

when aaron returns, he’d insist on being the one to feed and medicate you since he had to miss out on your care to go shopping. alongside food and medicine, he’d bring stuff that he figured you’d like — movies that you’ve been meaning to watch queued up on his laptop, a few snacks that you could try if you wanted something that wasn’t soup, a small fan to set up next to your bed, things to make yourself more comfortable. he’d pull your head into his lap and feed you, and when you were able to finish an entire meal without getting sick, he’d wipe your face and reward you with kisses of his own. ones less intense than the ones mattias gave you when they all first arrived, though. he wasn’t keen on getting sick.

all of his plans for the next few days would be canceled, no matter what they were. he could always reschedule and plan around them. you were his priority, as you were to all of his friends, and he wouldn’t spend another second away from your side when you needed him.

when you wake up the next day, you’d be greeted to the sight of all four boys sleeping around you — judas and dom on the floor, aaron propped up next to your bed, and mattias in your bed, still clinging to you. even if you feel better at that point, they’ll keep you there for juuust one more day… to make sure you’re really feeling better. they wanna make sure this type of thing doesn’t have to happen again.

please reblog to support my work! i'd appreciate it greatly!

#🚬 the delinquents #inbox | anons #lovesick | ocs #yandere x reader #yandere x you #yandere boy #yandere x oc #yandere headcanons #yandere imagines #yandere boys #poly yandere x reader #poly yandere #yandere nsft #male yandere #male yandere x reader #soft yandere #soft yandere x reader #this is way longer than intended #but im such a LOSER for sick day/comfort stuff #it’s so self indulgent for me

[lethimrunsonia]

Hope You Learn To Love Yourself Like I Do

Ben/Stan

lethimrunsonia (angelsfallingdeancatch)

Summary:

Ben's eyes fluttered shut at the kiss to his neck and he had to remember to focus, to talk. "I wanna be important," he whispered. Ben and Stan spend some special time together. Part of Six Different Ways PolyVerse

Notes:

A part of the Poly Losers Series Six Different Ways. Wrote with Astrid_lee20, found at tumblr on kitchen-witch-bitch.

#poly losers #poly losers club #stanscom #ben hanscom #stan uris #it fandom #it fanfiction

[bookwyrminspiration]

wait back the fuck up THATS what an arthropleura looks like????

Fitz got impaled by THAT?? yeah nvm he was right to be embarrassed

#kotlc #i was NOT imagining those correctly at ALL #bro #we should tease Fitz about that more #he got nerfed by a flat roly poly #loser <3

[derrydeer]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

I’m currently working my way through the og IT book, & i’ve seen the movies (but not the miniseries lol) & i was wondering:

Why’d you hate Ben Hanscom?/gen

I’m not far into the book yet, but i’ve had some stuff spoiled for me (including the orgy scene & Bev & Eddie within that scene, which… No.). So i was curious to hear what you think!

Also wondering ab the complicated relationship w/reddie—more based on their characters or fandom/fanon surrounding them? and if its based on their characters, which iterations/aspects?

I like hearing ppl talk ab their thoughts ab characters lol, but no pressure ask either way. Hope you’re having an okay day, and if not, that your day gets a bit better!

hello! i think my answers are p simple so here we go!

i don’t like Ben because he’s really gross to women in his chapter (he’s 10 and wants to fuck his teacher and librarian?) something about him gives me Freudian vibes. he also just feels like a huge incel. if he didn’t get hot i think he’d be like “it’s women’s fault i’m unhappy and a virgin at 40!” also.. he kept bev’s signature for 27 years in his wallet when he didn’t know who she was lol. he’s just a very uncomfy guy.

my thing with reddie is just like they don’t have a ton of chemistry to me in the movies and the book. they don’t even seem like great friends to each other. a lot of reddie feels forced by the fandom to me (same with my fav ships, don’t get me wrong) but i don’t think Richie and Eddie treat each other as well as they treat others. but that’s just me! and i’ve had some bad experiences with the reddie fandom so maybe i have shit-tinted glasses for them!

and finally, the bev and eddie thing…. it’s just so icky. he tells her no and she forces him, it’s textbook rape even if they’re both kids and she’s a girl. their relationship shouldn’t be made romantic ever imo, even if that’s just in the book. i also see people make her a mother character to him and baby him which is also so weird given eddies relationship with his mother.

hope you liked hearing my thoughts!

#the fandom loves freud #freudian #asks #mommy issues #answered asks #send me asks #it fandom #mother #freud #fandom #fanfic #it fanfiction #it #eddie kaspbrak #richie tozier #reddie #reddie fandom #poly losers #poly losers club #beverly marsh

[elexaria]

Poor Simon realizing he wants the non-sexual intimacy too after he's already made reader scared of him lol

hes such a sourpuss 😭 all aggy in the apartment whenever johnny’s being fawned over by the reader and he just never puts two and two together that he actually kinda fancies the attention all to himself

#elexaria writes #cod x reader #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #poly!ghoap x reader #simon is such a loser i love him