Ben: Poor Beverly, she must be so scared
*Meanwhile*
Bev: Why don't you crouch down here so I can smack that grin off you face!
Pennywise:
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Losers club incorrect quotes
*Richie falls over onto Eddie on his skateboard while going 700000 mph*
Eddie: Holy shit are you okay?
Richie *eyes wide*: Richie Tozier, very single
Eddie: ...
Richie: Wait what was the question?
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Eddie: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Richie: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
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Bill: You don’t need my blessing to kiss Richie. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Richie.
Eddie: Nope.
Bill: In that case, as the archbishop of Eddie Kaspbrak’s fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Richie right on the lips!
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richie: how’s the prettiest boy in the world doing today?
eddie, smiling and leaning closer: well, i’m not sure *turns away* ben how are you?
ben: ...
ben: i’m good?
bev: damn right
richie:
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watching the saw franchise:
Richie: (to bill) you know, you remind me a lot of that guy from the first movie
Bill: Adam? The dead one?
Richie: Yeah. He’s a lot like you
Stan: how?
Richie: he’s a whiny little bitch. all he does is whine and cry
Bill hits Richie with a pillow
Bill: That’s rude and wrong. Right, guys?
Stan and Eddie watch the movie quietly and avoid the question
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Bev to Richie: you have to COMMIT
Richie: like, a crime, to a relationship, toster bath?
Stan(from across the room): yes
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Bill: I don’t get paid enough for this.
Henry: Paid enough for what?
Bill: [Flails his arms towards everyone else]
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losers club as texts my friends and i have sent each other
richie, to eddie: i’m sorry i told you to eat my nuts and then fell asleep
bev: we need to go to horny jail
richie: this is horny jail. we’re all cellmates
bev: oh shit i love it here
mike: cheese
ben: yum
mike: fuck
richie: can you get rabies from biting a rabid animal?
stan: um… storytime?
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Stanley: Ugh I don’t think it’s here. We looked everywhere.
Bill: It’s definitely not in this soft soft cashmere sweater that I’m just rubbing and rubbing… or is it? Better keep looking!
*Front door opens*
Beverly: Crap, he’s home! Quick, hide!!
Stanley jumps behind the bed
Bev panics and tries to shove her body under the bed
Bill just presses his body against the wall
Stanley: *whispered* We all did a terrible job! Bill, you’re just standing against the wall!
Bill: *whispered* where he’d least suspect!
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Bill: You hate me
Stan: Yes
Bill: More than just about anyone you've ever met
Stan: That is correct
Bill: So, anyway, I'd like you to take the blood oath…
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Bill and Stan with sunburnt noses because of baseball
Eddie in his track shorts
Bev in a scalloped hemmed tube top
Ben with sunbleached hair
Richie’s hair constantly mussed up and chlorine coloured
Mike carrying the other Loser’s
bags, arm muscles rippling
Yep, these are the signs of summer in Derry, Maine
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Richie: Well, Eddie and I finally did it!
The rest of the Losers: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc*
Richie: That's right… We kissed!
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Ok but imagine Eddie’s favorite song is Hollaback Girl and one day Richie finds out about it and teases him for it and when Eddie gets mad at him Richie’s like “damn you really ain’t no hollaback girl” and it gets Eddie extra mad
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Losers Club Sexuality headcannons/pfp
Richie- Gay
Eddie- Bisexual
Ben- Straight Ally (sorry for how he looks)
Stanley- Gay and Polyamorous
Mike- Bisexual, Polyamorous, and Asexual (couldn't fit the last flag on there)
Bill- Gay and Polyamorous
Beverley- Bisexual
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Beetlejuice singing ‘say my name’ to Lydia and trying to get her to join him is exactly how I imagine pennywise talking to henry bowers.
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