#poor alberu

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Cale: Someone would need to balantly tell me they're flirting or else I'd be oblivious

Alberu: I've been flirting with you for years, and you've never known

Cale: See, just like that! If someone ever likes me, can you ask them to tell me like that?

Alberu: ...

#trash of the counts family #tcf #lout of the counts family #lcf #alberu crossman #alver crossman #cale #cale henituse #albcale #alberu is trying his best #he was so straightforward #but cale is dense #as always #poor alberu #incorrect quotes

[he4d-banger]

If Raon wasn't around. ..

Cale: *deciding if it's worth waking up after a two weeks coma*

Alberu: open your eyes... Wake up you bastard!

Cale: *pretends to still be sleeping*

Alberu: you must face the chaos you made last time...

Cale:...

Alberu: you can burn stuff

Cale: mmmmngh

Alberu: ...and you can have a golden plaque

Cale: *opens eyes*

#trash of the count's family #tcf #cale henituse #lout of the count’s family #tcf humor #tcf cale #tcf thoughts #tcf alberu #poor alberu #Golden plaques #wake the dead

[galaxygirl8880]

an au I thought up of where Cale does actually decide to run away and helps the roan Kingdom from the shadows and stuff-

It'd be funny if Cale just slapped all of the information from the five novels he read into a stack of paper and sent it to Alberu, his reasoning being "I don't wanna do shit, you deal with the war(s) :D" you could also have a moment where Cale sends another letter basically saying "your current commanders are shit not bad but could be better, have some war strategies (If you don't send me money for this I'll break into your office and move everything two inches to the left)"

Before running away, he collects enough allowance from Deruth to last him a while, gets the shield ancient power, and he gains the trust of the cats so they follow him. On the night that he's supposed to meet Choi han, Cale gives him something (a sandwich?) he bought earlier to eat and directs him towards the Henituse mansion with a letter that was mostly prepared beforehand so the guards (and Ron) let him in.

Cale saves the dragon with the rented devices from billos with a bit more difficulty (and injuries) but he manages to free him anyways.

Then he begins to head towards the capital (because as much as he'd like to go to the ubar territory, there's a chance amiru could see him-) and plans to stay there for a while before the plaza terror incident. He takes the healing ancient power, gives advice to Taylor while doing his best to avoid him and cage, and unofficially officially adopts the dragon into his party. Not exactly in that order but oh well-

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Ron and Beacrox are mighty suspicious of Choi han because he's brought a letter that was obviously from their young master but without the young master. And shit gets worse when Cale doesn't come back home that night-

Choi han gets interrogated, fights Ron (only a lil), and sets out to find the person that helped him in his time of intense despair, memories of the kind stranger feeding the cats and handing him something to eat when he hadn't eaten anything in two days(Choi han).

He feels grateful, and chooses to ignore the rumors about a "drunk, trashy young master" because the person who helped him and the person from the rumors seem like completely different people. (Later, when he finds the redhead, he'll notice that he was, infact, completely correct.)

Ron and Beacrox join him because he smells like the organization that attacked their family and because Choi han is, unfortunately, the only lead they have on finding the young master that they took care of.

When they eventually find cale (new additions including lock and Rosalyn, yay) Choi han is deadset on repaying his meal and the help they received during the plaza terror incident

This Choi han is a tad more mentally unstable and latches onto the only source of somewhat warmth he's received since Harris village-

Ron is being a dad in the background and scolding Cale for not telling them his plan of running away and Beacrox is looking disapprovingly at the fact that the young master has gotten skinnier-

(Alberu is shooketh in the background because that letter he got detailing the bombing and a few other things days ago actually came true and is this person an ally or a threat-)

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A draft from a while ago, with some things that were added-

#cale henituse #tcf #trash of the count's family #i don't know how to tag #tcf fic ideas #tcf fic #tcf alberu #poor alberu #alberu crossman #i guess this could be #albecale #I don't mind either way lol #choi han #raon miru #tcf on #tcf hong #deruth henituse #tcf deruth #this could also be turned into #choicale #i have no clue #also slightly more protective kids and Ron & Beacrox #ron molan #tcf beacrox

[rie-092]

rei's short note : i plan to post this on wattpad or ao3 on friday, so i want to hear your opinion. should i post it or nah?

imagine the reader being white star's kid. like when he (the white star) broke the vow of death and stole the red egg and raon's egg, burning the dragon slayer village. he also makes sure to kill the reader since according to him, the reader is too innocent to survive this world without him. besides, he also doesn't want the reader to suffer because of him. but little did he know the reader also got cursed after their father broke the vow of death that they made with the last dragon lord (sheritt).

the reader also become a reincarnator. the only difference is unlike their father, the reader doesn't steal other people's bodies. since every time she got reincarnated (with her memory intact) the gods always gave them a new body. since according to the gods up on the heavenly realm. the reader didn't do anything wrong. they just got cursed just like their father because the white star treasures them so much ( in a very unhealthy way ).

fast forward to the current timeline. the white star got defeated by cale and co. but the reader's curse is still not broken. and that was the time that cale go to the orphanage where the reader was. and of course, he met the reader there. the reader's current body has the same crimson red hair and the reader's eyes were the same as cale the only difference is the reader's eyes have a lighter colour. what was the reason why cale go to the orphanage where the reader was? simple, it's because he needs to find the reader! why does he need to find the reader? well.. thanks to a certain someone (the god of death) he got some information about the reader. and besides, let's just say when the white star was slowly becoming ash after cale stabbed him. he heard him say someone's name, which is the reader's name of course.

and of course, after meeting the reader. much to the reader's surprise, cale adopted them and brought them with him. what does everyone's reaction? of course they are surprised! who wouldn't be surprised when their young master cale brought back a kid with him after going on a 'vacation trip'?! and that kid looks exactly like him!?!

and because of you, a rumour spread around the eastern and western continents that you were cale's illegitimate child. but cale didn't even bother to correct those rumours. since he was too busy lazing around with you and the others and spoiling you with clothes and food (since according to him, you were too thin). besides, it will be better for people to think that you were his illegitimate child than being the white star's child, right? since once people know that you were the white star's child. people will surely try to kill you. don't get him wrong, he hates the white star but he cares about you.

are you wondering what is alberu's reaction when he heard about that rumour? well, he knows how crazy his dongsaeng is. so there is nothing about his dongsaeng that will surprise him anymore. but hearing that his dongsaeng had an illegitimate child? boy, alberu almost fainted after hearing that, poor alberu.

#i want to hear your thoughts #trash of the count's family #reader insert #platonic tcf #tcf x reader #tcf sheritt #cale henituse x reader #cale henituse #cale barrow #imagine #platonic yandere x reader #alberu crossman #alver crossman #lout of the count’s family #poor alberu

[youngyoo-apologist]

I like this scene because when I was writing it I was thinking about how fun everything would be once Alberu joins the party ahaha

This poor guy will not only have to deal with Regressor Cale, but Regressor Choi Han AND Kim Roksoo. Those three will never let the opportunity to tease Alberu slip by. Also I find this one scene really funny because Alberu is absolutely thinking to himself ‘what the hell was that’ when he made eye contact with Cale, the young master of the Henituse family who is famous for his brutal honesty and words, is smiling at him in a way that reminded Alberu too much of himself.

Realistically, there should be no way the young master knows anything about him, not when they had only exchanged a few greetings in passing. Sure, the Henituse county was rich, but they had no reason to dig for information on him unless he provoked them. So why did it feel like Cale Henituse knew something very important about him?

#the rings of life is a very scary power lol #Poor Alberu #he doesn’t know that Cale already has a part of his secret figured out #anyway I think the rings of life works in a way where the rings of different species have differences #like obviously the rings of a plant and a human wouldn’t be the same #due to the difference between how the two experience time #and as 1/4 dark elf Alberu would also experience time differently from those who are human #since he’s still a dark elf #I thought of it as the rings being closer together #like y’all know how trees got layers cause of the bark they have over the years #something like that but they’re closer together because there’s more years to live #and it’s ’less time’ to them overall #rings of a Regressor would have them overlapping and flickering with the rings of the past and the rings of the present #maybe I should make a seperate post on how I think the power works/ looks even if it isn’t canon stuff #just rambling #tcf #lcf fanfic #og cale henituse #kim roksoo #Choi Han #the birth of a hero #lcf fanart #from [in the borderline] on ao3 #lcf

[hedgehog-wise]

Yeah, of course i have a plan

Plan:

#lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #tcf cale #tcf #lcf #poor alberu #alberu gonna get a headache #cale henituse #choi han #mary

[tcfsimp]

Cale: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Choi Han: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Raon: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Rosalyn: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Alberu: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

#cale #tcf #choi han #lcf #trash of the count's family #cale henituse #lout of count’s family #alberu crossman #incorrect tcf quotes #raon miru #tcf rosalyn #poor alberu

[chaoticallyfragmentary]

Cale X Alberu

Fury unfurled in his chest, latching on to lingering hurt and damaged pride, slipping into all the cracks and crevices, filling it with rage. His nostrils flared, lips pressed so tightly together they tingled from the lack of blood flow. He’d tried so hard, to be whatever the nation deemed of him but this was too much. His father, the King had wormed his way beneath his skin, irritating him in a way that twitched his fingers, desperate to rip at his flesh just to get him out. He felt nails digging into his hand and turned to look at Cale, who merely grinned. A huge, full-face consuming kind of grin. A ‘Let’s fuck this bastard up and loot him while we’re at it’ kind of grin.

“May I have this dance?” Golden clashed with crimson and Alberu knew he shouldn’t take Cale’s outstretched hand. Need clashed with want, his purpose mixed with the messier undercurrents of simply liking Cale’s eyes on him. A tangle of duty with desire. He needed Cale like he needed air and that was the simplest truth of it all.

He smiled at Cale, just a tiny little thing and took his hand. Cale drew him towards the dance floor, heart hammering, fingers curling against Alberu’s, elegant but not forceful. They twirled on the dance floor, slow and sensual, with Alberu’s arms around Cale’s waist. “The sun of the Roan Kingdom,” Cale begins, his voice a low rumble near his ear. He turns his head, sending a jolt down Cale’s spine, “Young master silver shield” he replies and Cale huffs out a laugh, a wicked delighted purr.

#manhwa #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #alberu crossman #alberu x cale #poor alberu #tcf #idiots in love

[glass-dipped-mousse]

im rereading TCF, and chapter 103 just got to me.

“Cale woke up to listen to a message that Alberu had left him. He did not pick up the call last night because Alberu had called in the middle of the night.

– Just what the hell have you been doing?

Alberu’s voice sounded quite chaotic.

– Why does Commander Toonka call you his friend? Why are you the hero of the Jungle? Even one of the Breck Kingdom’s princes was asking about you and his sister. Everybody stealthily came over to ask about you before leaving. You’re driving me crazy.”

#lol #poor alberu #tcf #trash of the count's family #trash of the duke's family

[caleism-1]

Kim Rok Soo didn't transmigrate in TBOAH. Instead, Alver is sent to Earth 1 and Kim Rok Soo is given the honor (horror) of taking him in.

And now, Alver has to face the threat of Kim Rok Soo's Team members who just adore their team leader too much.

#poor alberu #tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #not mine #kim rok soo #krs #one shot #tboah Alberu #earth 1

[rokso-o]

it’s out~ [the law of the hunt] is out~

book two is out and we’re not even ten chapters through nd there’s already something blowing up, collapsing, and chaos everywhere. i was super surprised with what’s happening given it’s like... 2 chapters in. holy shithdkdjd, this goes without saying but cale’s slacker life really won’t be attainable anytime soon huh?

excerpt from the prologue:

there are all things that meet the condition of a slacker.

however, the surroundings are not peaceful.

at least, there should be peace between me and my realm.

‘obviously, if we catch those guys, it’ll be quiet.”

and as for catching those guys?

‘it’s worth a try’

contrary to his words, cale swept his face with both hands.

but there is one problem.

“...the hunters, those guys have families all over the world, don’t they?”

a world where black magic is recognized, martial arts central districts exist, a world where beast people were in majority, so on.

damn it.

looks like i’ll be busy for awhile.

#cale henituse #tcf spoilers #trash of the count's family #lcf #lcf spoilers #lout of the count’s family #tcf #tcf alberu #poor alberu #alberu crossman #i want to solve their problems for them #wtf is happening #wtf is going on #chaos #chaos EVERYWHERE #it hasn’t even been a day at this point #tcf novel #lcf novel

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Alberu to Raon, On and Hong: Well kids, there are two types of lovers in this world. When you reveal the darkest and most vulnerable secret that makes you feel like all your life's effort was worth nothing, some holds you close to comfort and reassure you while- (stares at Cale) some calls your ancestor a criminal.

Raon, On and Hong: .....

Cale: It was just one freaking time!

#trash of the counts family #tcf #lout of the counts family #lcf #alberu crossman #alver crossman #cale henituse #raon miru #tcf on #tcf hong #albcale #alberu crossman × cale henituse #can't believe the first thing cake responded with #when alberu revealed a secret that made him question his entire life worth existence and effort #was with a - i think your ancestor is a criminal #even i was like #wtf dude?! #read the room? #poor alberu #he's gonna hold it against cale forever

[he4d-banger]

Game night

At the most recondite place in the palace

Alberu: I invited you to the woods because I crave the most dangerous game

Cale and Choi Han: *nodding * Knife Monopoly

Alberu:

Alberu: I was going to hunt you for sport for all the headaches you have caused but now I am interested in whatever the fuck Knife Monopoly is

#tcf #trash of the count's family #cale henituse #lout of the count’s family #tcf humor #alberu crossman #choi han #tcf cale #tcf alberu #He regret asking #poor alberu

[messy-haired-bum]

No hate Alberu, but......

If Alberu grew 3-4 times stronger thanks to the dragon dead mana Cale got him and still got soundly thrashed by the WS.......

How weak must the og! Alberu have been? And tboah! Alberu as well, i guess?

#tcf #trash of the count's family #alberu crossman #alver crossman #poor alberu #sorrynotsorry

[peculiarphantomphoenix]

Chapter 395

“Aigoo, my head.”

Alberu sat down on the corner of the bed and grabbed his head. Rosalyn patted his shoulder and Cale quickly added on.

Solidarity

#i probably posted this already #poor alberu #poor alver #rosalyn #cale Henituse

[ripmysleep]

Nobody:

No one:

Cale Henituse and Alberu:

Cale: Your highness, Shining star of the kingdom! More comments..

(I have information and a problem! I’m giving you both for a price!)

Alberu:

I forgot what he calls him but you get the point!

(You bastard!! And you know I’m going to do it since I need the information!! Ugh fine give to me.)

#cale henituse #alberu crossman #poor alberu #trash of the duke's family