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inamagicalhallucination · 8 months

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usually atsushi is at the office early (orphanage habits go brr) and he'll pick up coffee (hot chocolate for both of them usually becuz they dont like bitter things but atsushi lies and says its coffee becuz dazai likes to lie and say he drinks coffee black) and breakfast for dazai too- (in the morning when dazai's only coming in late like 10-20 minutes, when he goes to get a snack when dazai's coming in late a few hours - he can tell when dazai is heading to the office via smell) but the few times he's made it on time (so not late but also not early) dazai's figured it out and awkwardly made his way to the office just before so he can buy atsushi coffee (hot chocolate) and breakfast and he kinda loiters like a sad puppy waiting for it's owner to come back until atsushi shows up, on time ofc, and gives it to him and before atsushi can even say thank u he bolts

#he is trying to show affection #and he's succeeding #in his own dazai way #do u want a kunichuuzai version too #or a all ada version of dazai showing affection via food #becuz ill probably have something to say for them too #pushing my pathetic wet cat dazai agenda #atsushi nakajima #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs atsushi #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai bsd #dazai atsushi #dazai osamu #bsd dazai

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inamagicalhallucination · 11 months

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bsd but anytime dazai is being particularly annoying/distracting/whatever everyone just says something nice to him and he gets so surprised he just. stops.

dazai: kuni~kida~!!! kuni~kida!!! kuni~kida~!!! kuni~kida!!! kuni~kida~!!! kuni~kida!!!

kunikida, sighing: i didn’t want to resort to this

dazai: huh~? are you gonna hit me~?

kunikida, turning around and facing dazai, looking him in the eye: dazai, although you can be annoying most of the time, you’re a very dear and precious friend of mine and i value your presence in my life

dazai, turning red: O-O

dazai: *just melts onto the ground*

kunikida, adjusting his glasses and going back to work:

junichiro, to naomi: dazai-san’s been running me around for errands a lot lately its interfering with my work

naomi: oh.

naomi: we have to do that.

junichiro, nodding

dazai: heyyyy tanizaki can you do me a favor ~?

junichiro: of course! but before that i wanted you to know that um i think ur actually really nice and fun to be around even when ur bossing me around and i just really like that we’re friends

dazai, starting to blush:

dazai: O-O

dazai, slowly turning around and walking away:

and so on

i wanted to add the rest but all the thoughts in my brain went away

and also atsushi would only do it accidentally

dazai, irritating atsushi on purpose: im not being annoying am i atsushi-kun~?

atsushi, huffing and then smiling: a little but its fine. even when ur being weird i like it when ur around so i just have to accept every part of u

dazai:

atsushi: dazai-san...?

dazai:

atsushi: dazai-san are you okay? u look red?

dazai: i have to go.

all of this is meant to be platonic but yall know i ship kunikida and dazai so-

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