#r: lucasmaya

[incorrectgmw]

Riley: Last night, I was worried that you got human-trafficked.

Farkle: Okay, Riley.

Riley: What? It happens. They snatch girls.

Maya: Okay. You're right. I get it. I understand that as a pretty, blonde woman, I am a target.

Lucas: How did this become a compliment to you?

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[girlmeetsincorrectquotes]

Maya: [stares outside of window in car, looking pensive]

Lucas: She's so beautiful, so thoughtful. My amazing talented girl.

Maya [to herself]: How many marshmallows can I stuff in my mouth at one time?

#maya hart #lucas friar #ch: lucas friar #ch: maya hart #gmw #gmw incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #chat #s: tumblr #r: lucaya #r: lucasmaya #lucaya

[incorrectgmw]

Maya: If you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavors instead of the color, they're 100% a cop.

Lucas: Yeah but you gotta specify. Frost Glacier Freeze or Cool Blue. You can't just say "blue" because there's more than one blue.

Zay: Blue and light blue. Nice try, officer.

#lucaya #zaya #zucas #maya hart #lucas friar #zay babineaux #gmw #girl meets world #incorrect quotes #tumblr #chat #original #r: lucasmaya #r: lucaszay #r: mayazay

[incorrectgmw]

Lucas: Bro, I'm on my way.

Lucas: Sorry I called you bro, you are my girlfriend and I love you.

Maya: I love you too, brah.

#lucaya #lucas friar #maya hart #gmw #girl meets world #tumblr #incorrect quotes #chat #original #r: lucasmaya

[incorrectgmw]

Riley: We need to go full Rilaya here.

Maya: What the fuck?

Lucas: What?

Riley: Rilaya! That’s our ship name. All of our names put into one?

Lucas: Where’s the Lucas in Rilaya?

Riley: The Lucas is silent.

#rilaya #rucas #lucaya #rucaya #riley matthews #maya hart #lucas friar #gmw #girl meets world #incorrect quotes #only murders in the building #chat #original #r: mayariley #r: lucasmaya #r: lucasriley

[incorrectgmw]

Maya: Ugh, Lucas sucks. I can't believe I have to date him.

Zay: You don't.

Maya: No, he's very dumb and very hot, so unfortunately, I do.

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[incorrectgmw]

Zay: Lucas is the hot one so go for it.

Maya: What?

Zay: I'm clean. I cooked. I loved that story about your great-grandmother who was suffering...

Maya: She was a suffragette.

Zay: Whatever. The point is you're gonna fall for the guy with the abs and let the guy with personality get away.

Lucas: Law of the jungle.

Maya: You think I'd drop a guy I like because a slightly more handsome guy is in the room?

Lucas: Slightly?

Zay: You heard her.

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[incorrectgmw]

Lucas: Imagine having the power to be invisible but you had to be naked because the clothing wouldn't vanish.

Maya: Imagine a tampon just floating down the street.

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[incorrectgmw]

Farkle: Are you guys flirting or fighting?

Lucas: Flirting.

Maya: Fighting.

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[incorrectgmw]

Lucas: It's not working because she doesn't like me.

Riley: That's not true. Maya would throw herself in front of a moving car for you.

Lucas: Maya would throw herself in front of a moving car for fun.

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[incorrectgmw]

Lucas: You have somewhat of a difficult personality as well.

Maya: Who, me? I'm a goddamn delight! I should punch you in the Adam's apple for saying that!

Lucas: Oh, I stand corrected. You're America's sweetheart.

Maya: Thank you.

#lucaya #lucas friar #maya hart #lucas x maya #maya x lucas #gmw #girl meets world #incorrect quotes #never have i ever #chat #original #r: lucasmaya

[incorrectgmw]

Maya: Hey, Huckleberry. I need to scare someone. Will you be scary Texas Lucas?

Lucas: Oh, I love being Texas Lucas. He says what regular Lucas is thinking.

[Cut to Texas Lucas]: This is taking too long! I'm gonna miss the farmer's market!

#lucaya #lucas friar #maya hart #texas lucas #gmw #girl meets world #incorrect quotes #brooklyn 99 #chat #original #r: lucasmaya

[incorrectgmw]

Girl Meets Texas Part Two

Lucas: Riley thinks you have feelings for me.

Maya: I do have feelings for you.

Lucas: You do?

Maya: Yes, I feel that you’re a little annoying.

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[incorrectgmw]

Farkle: Not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. Even fictional characters. Anyone. Cosplay would always be spot-on. Dysphoria wouldn’t exist. Perfection.

Maya: Rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come.

Lucas: There are two kinds of people.

Smackle: Just imagine a single pen surrounded by $500,000.

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[incorrectgmw]

Riley: You're dating Lucas, I'm dating Farkle. We're both kind of living the dream.

Maya: We're not "dating." What Lucas and I have together is pure anarchy in, like, a sexy, cool way.

#lucaya #riarkle #rilaya #riley matthews #maya hart #lucas friar #farkle minkus #gmw #girl meets world #incorrect quotes #new girl #chat #original #r: farkleriley #r: lucasmaya #r: mayariley

[incorrectgmw]

Lucas: What's an extreme sport?

Maya: Doing your homework while the teacher is collecting it.

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