#rand/asmodean

[halcyon-autumn]

Wheel of Time Characters and the Cars They'd Drive

Written by someone who knows extremely little about cars

Rand: The poor boy buys like a standard issue sedan and then a bunch of weirdos start following him around and telling him that the car is "special." Moiraine spray paints dragon decals on his car one night while he's sleeping. People keep trying to slash his tires but he always catches them just in time. You know how it goes

Perrin: Pickup truck with normal sized wheels. Great for helping people move! Also great for running people over. Duality of man etc etc. There's always a dog in the back sticking its head out the window, but Perrin does not know this dog or where it came from

Nynaeve: She buys a used car that looks like it's falling apart and everyone tells her that she overpaid. Four months in, they realize that the last owner did a bunch of Fast and Furious style modifications and Nynaeve could probably outrace God

Mat: Bike. This SHOULD NOT WORK but somehow he's still on time to everything. This baffles everyone, including him

Egwene: Something VERY practical with great gas mileage, like a honda civic. That's the only practical car I know because it's what my dad told me to buy.

Elayne: Lexus. Mat makes fun of her for driving a luxury car and she's like "????? it's not like it's a Cadillac?"

Liandrin: A Cadillac

Moiraine: A jeep, but the nicest most upgraded version. Unless there's a car that's better for off-roading, in which case she drives that instead

Lan: A cool classic car. A car that can drift (maybe all cars can drift but Lan's definitely can). He thinks that Nynaeve's car is The Coolest for some reason

Lanfear: A horse! Just kidding. She drives a silver range rover because an article I googled said that range rovers are the king of the road.

Bonus:

Asmodean: the car type Does Not Matter all that matters is that he has a vanity license plate

#car people don't come at me because I do not care #this came to me in a dream #my apologies to people who drive cadillacs I didn't mean to roast you #important: this is for the show characters #book moiraine drives a cadillac also #book nynaeve drives a truck with extra big wheels #etc #wot on prime #rand al'thor #egwene al'vere #nynaeve al'meara #perrin aybara #mat cauthon #matrim cauthon #lan mandragoran #asmodean #lanfear #moiraine damodred #elayne trakand #wheel of time #wot

[ofthebrownajah]

I wonder if Rand ever told Asmodean that he thinks the reason he turned to the Shadow is fucking stupid

#wheel of time #wot book spoilers #rand al'thor #asmodean #fires of heaven reread

[toastandjamie]

It would be really funny if to get back at Rand for the whole forcing him to be a teacher thing, Asmodean just like started hanging out with Mat a bunch. Going out drinking, playing dice, complaining about the Wastes- just becoming besties with Mat just to spite Rand. Cause like what’s Rand gonna do to stop him? Tell Mat the truth? He’d lose his shit!

#wheel of time #wheel of time spoilers #mat cauthon #rand al'thor #asmodean #wot nonsense

[vulpixenthusiast]

I’d watch the hell out of this show

#yeah I used chowders technique to just lazily throw a pattern on top of the clothes #so what #anyway #god I wish we could’ve had the scene where lanfear gets him to go and teach Rand #I might’ve made asmodean a bit of a himbo given the fact that he is a bard so #forsaken #wheel of time #wot book spoilers #lanfear #asmodean #my art #mine

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Lanfear: Rand and his companions can't know we're among them so we have to tread very carefully, understand? Asmodean: Crystal. Later... Asmodean: Any requests? Lanfear: Do Bad Blood! Asmodean: Oh for fuck's sake.

#wheel of time #wot on prime #wot book spoilers #lanfear #asmodean #rand al'thor #she does not know how to be subtle #it is literally impossible for her

[moghedien]

Lanfear is just worried about Rand trying to learn how to channel without telling her because she hasn’t found her twink coworker yet

#she’s texting Ishamael everyday like ‘need a musician immediately where’s asmodean’ #Ishy gonna fail at Falme because Lanfear won’t stop texting him long enough for him to get any work done #wheel of time #wot book spoilers #wot show spoilers #wot on prime #Lanfear #asmodean #rand al'thor

[asha-mage]

I got polls and just HAD to choose chaos.

#WoT #Wheel Of Time #wot book spoilers #rand al'thor #mat cauthon #perrin aybara #gawyn trakand #galad damodred #ishamael #asmodean #beslan mistobar #demandred isnt on this list cause his automatic spot is one rank bellow rand

[markantonys]

#polling wot tumblr on the important questions here #wot #the wheel of time #rand al'thor #mat cauthon #gawyn trakand #ishamael #demandred #asmodean #sammael #wot book spoilers

[witsserviceablesubstitute]

I get Moghedien and Asmodean. I too would throw all my careful evil planning out because of a crush on Nynaeve or Rand.

#moghedien #asmodean #nynaeve al'meara #rand al'thor #the wheel of time #wot spoilers #wot #wot book spoilers #the forsaken #moggy being all 'I'm the spider and the most careful planner' #then veering away from her plan to take down rand in order to obsessively stalk nynaeve #asmo being all 'I'm broody the world is dark and deserves the dark oh woe' #and then getting heart eyes and contemplating throwing away his evil morals because rand appreciates his music

[jaqobis]

a truly underrated rand al'thor moment is when he concludes a titanic channeling struggle with one of the forsaken by threatening to knock their teeth out

#somewhere out there nynaeve was so proud #rip asmodean #wot book spoilers #wheel of time #rand al'thor #words #r

[rogue-rook]

tumblr wot book club all seem to be in consensus not only about being hyped for season 3 but specifically because season 3 will adapt the shadow rising and that shadow rising is one of the best books in wot. I didn't realize when I was doing my read through last year that shadow rising is a fan favorite but it is definitely MY favorite. who doesn't love a good character building field trip into the desert?

#shortcircuiting the tear storyline and just cutting out callandor for now seems to be the correct decision #the only thing I am concerned about is the probability powers stuff and skipping the red door #but the egwene and asmodean and mat/rand stuff in TSR is elite #wot book spoilers #wheel of time spoilers #wheel of time book spoilers #wheel of time

[xillionart]

Respite

(Rand & Asmodean in The Fires of Heaven, desert texture credit to Daniel Straub @Unsplash)

#asmodean #rand al'thor #wheel of time #wheel of time fanart #wot fanart #unreasonably attractive fandom #wot spoilers #the fires of heaven

[ofthebrownajah]

What if the show has Asmodean play the Dragon Reborn theme every time Rand walks into a room

#wheel of time #wot on prime #wot book spoilers #asmodean #rand al'thor

[alectology-archive]

#polls exist just for me to make rand polls!!!! #rand repressionposting #text #wheel of time #I sooooo want to write funny descriptions but I can’t because of word count limit :/ #BUT. #if you pick 10. well. #nynaeve will proceed to have a breakdown about how he probably though she wasn’t an ally for not relling her before #*telling #I’m not sure what *I* would pick ajdvsjffh but it would probably be the asmodean one because rand always has revelations about himself in #the worst possible ways. also that tension is very delicious even if I personally think he and mat have a more emotional connection. #rand al’thor

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

Rand: Why did you turn to the Shadow? Asmodean: My last single didn't make the top ten. Admittedly, it may have been an overreaction. It was like the sixth release off the album.

#wheel of time #wot on prime #wot book spoilers #rand al'thor #asmodean #the forsaken #joar addam hessosin

[moghedien]

what I really want is for after Rand knows about Lews Therin's past with Lanfear, he learns the name Mierin without her knowing (either through Rhuidean visions or Asmodean or getting some kind of memories or whatever I really don't care how) and for him to call her that to her face when she's being deranged at some point later and to just be able to physically see her face crumble at that

#and I specifically want it to be Rand that calls her that in the show first #I think Asmodean does it first in the books and Rand does later #but I want us to know that name #but then Rand be the first one to use it to her face #mierin eronaile you are my angel #lanfear #rand al'thor #wot on prime #wot show spoilers #wot book spoilers #wheel of time #mierin eronaile