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swallowtailcherry · 2 months
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Which characters are your comfort characters? Characters that you can relate to?
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These are mine.
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riseofamoonycake · 3 months
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RoR character and pussy eating headcanons?
WE WE WEEEEEEE
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RoR characters eating your pussy out
With: Hrist, Sakata Kintoki, Sasaki Kojiro, Hades, Bishamonten
!! These characters are not included here because they already have their NSFW alphabet or NSFW hcs and it seemed like repeating myself: RUDRA, SHIVA, INDRA, LOKI, ODIN, ANUBIS, THE SCIENCE CREW, JACK THE RIPPER, LU BU, LEONIDAS, NOAH !!
The reader is FEMALE or AFAB.
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Hrist
Sweet, but hungry. Her leonine side stays silent during the act, because there is no need for it to show up: you deserve only love and all the attention of the world.
At the beginning, the Valkyrie goes very slow, savoring every fold and tasting all the angles of your intimacy, rubbing her tongue on your lips in soft licks; but as soon as she hears your moans and cries increase, she goes wild, doesn't understand anything anymore and puts more and more pressure until you beg and whine so loudly the chambers echo your voice. And it is only the first stage, because as soon as she starts to go deeper... WELL.
A wonderful experience, especially because she becomes addicted to it in no time, so every occasion is good for a proper lick on your pussy. She asks for consent every time with pleading eyes that could melt the entire North Pole.
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Kintoki
WILD. TOTALLY WILD. Always respectful, but he holds back anything. You have to feel all of his tongue on every part of your warm womanhood, to be aware of every inch of it, and to give in totally.
Your pussy is his playground: he teases your clit no stop, moves around in circle movements and looks for every sensitive spot you have, goes deeper and deeper and then recedes, and deep again, while his hands caress your hips, press your thighs to make you stay still or stroke your belly or breasts, if you are on his face. Because yes, he loves to have you on his face, so he can put also his nose at your service (and torture you more).
Fast licks that become slower or even more frantic as soon as your weakest spot is discovered, following the pace of your breath and how loud you scream and whine. Be ready to lose your voice and mind again and again.
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Kojiro and Hades
THE GENTLEMEN. Before eating you out, they spoil you for hours: Kojiro takes you to the sea or mountain, prepares a picnic for both, gives you flowers, cuddles with you all the time, combs your hair, kisses and hugs you a thousand times; Hades takes you out for a romantic dinner, buys you dresses and jewels, strokes your back during the evening, keeps you pressed against him and on his lap, praises your beauty no stop. They don't do this because they want your pussy in reward, but because both of them believe that is the only way you can be treated with, worshipping you; in fact they do these exact things everytime, from the start of the relationship.
Then, both act the same, asking for the honor to make love with you; if you allow this, then they kneel before you, gently lift and open your thighs making you lay down on the softest surface at disposition and, at this point, say yes to heaven.
Kojiro goes slow, exploring your pussy carefully and without leaving anything untouched; he is sweet, playful at most, with some moments of mischievousness when he wants to tease you a bit and then his tongue wriggles more into you, while his hands are on your hips or roam on your legs; Hades, on the other hand, wants to tame you with the pleasure and he can be sadistic when he reaches that point you beg him for so loudly, and doesn't stop easily, staring at you with narrowed eyes and a smirk on that divine face. Sometimes he even bites or nibbles your inner thighs, before attacking your clit again with the most powerful licks ever felt by anyone.
Oh, they are very needy. All the time.
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Bishamonten
How can it be that someone so stern and stiff is able to eat you out so divinely? Yeah, because Bishamonten is really a master in this.
It takes time to get to this point, because for this mighty God of Fortune this is a goal that must be achieved through merit and knowledge, not something that is given regardless, especially if he doesn't know you well enough; but little by little, as the relationship progresses and you gain points in his heart, well… then things definitely get hot.
This happens with you either on his face or underneath him. Your wrists tied behind your back, so you have no chance to stop him, and your thighs held tightly in his grip, not enough to hurt, though: Bishamonten absolutely wants to avoid seeing you suffer… at least from the pain, hehehe.
So… slow, powerful licks, made to test you: your flavor, your softness, your heat, the way your body reacts, and so your voice. Don't think that he will remain slow for a long time: the time to make you understand what awaits you, and then the god unleashes all his strength using tongue and lips on you, sucking, licking, and sometimes just biting, for the sake of just inserting his teeth into your soft flesh, but without pressing too much. The session is very long, infinite, because Bishamonten wants to take you to the exhaustion by pleasure; sometimes, he even inserts a finger or two on purpose to increase the pleasure, before starting again with the tongue. He can even use his chin, rubbing it against your folds so you can feel the sensation of the metal mask against your dripping pussy. We already know you can't last too much with all of this love storm upon you.
When then you can't bear it anymore, your mouth dry for the moans and the begs and your eyes watering for the pleasure, he stops, takes you in his arms and kisses your lips, making you taste your own juices, then allows you to rest on his chest, stroking your back and hair with his usual expression softened by the sensation of your body on his, and your beating hearts at the same rhythm…
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minn520 · 4 months
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Chị lớn🤭💞
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micah-drew · 4 months
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Hear me out—
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twinklemylittlestar · 4 months
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I don't know why, but sometimes I see cats instead of people...🐈🐱
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BONUS: here is a rare examplary of angry Alvitr
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BONUS (pt.2): Buddha the hamster🐹🍭🍿
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deathmetalunicorn1 · 1 month
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Hi! :) Can I request a Record of Ragnarok with Bucky Barnes!Reader? Maybe the Reader could like go Winter Soldier Mode in a way during their match?
Have a wonderful Day/Night!
-You were a dangerous individual, a warrior, but you were trained in an unusual way, after you had been captured, thought to be dead by all others, and you were brainwashed and tortured, turned into the perfect soldier, the perfect killing machine.
-Yes you had become a hero after your friend, who also got put on ice, just not the same way you were, and you helped save the world, but even though you did that and were acclaimed as a hero, that didn’t bring back those you had killed.
-You kept to yourself in Valhalla, as you felt like you didn’t deserve to be sent there. You killed so many people, but despite others telling you that you had been under mind control, you still felt unworthy of being in such a place.
-When the opportunity arose with the chance to prove yourself, not only to others but to yourself as well, you took it, becoming a fighter in Valhalla.
-Compared to other warriors for humanity, you were rather plain, wearing your black combat gear, your assault rifle slung across your back as you were adjusting your gloves, prepared for a hell of a fight.
-Many others, whom you had befriended over the years, knowing of your reservations and being afraid to really be around others were all cheering for you. It was an odd sound to you, hearing their cheers, but it brought a small smile to your face, nonetheless.
-People were amazed by your skills, despite not looking like much, they were in awe; you hadn’t used your gun, other than to block your opponent’s own weapon, you just used your buck knife, holding it expertly, while using your hand-to-hand combat skills as well.
-Brunnhilde was watching you before she froze as your opponent smirked, he had done his research on you, and started using the words that trigger your sleeper agent self, Winter Soldier.
-She gasped, shouting out to Zeus, who looked startled, seeing her looking so frantic as she ran down the stairs to the edge of the arena as you slumped forward, your body going limp.
-Zeus’ eyes went wide, realizing what was happening as he shouted, “THIS MATCH IS OVER!!” your opponent, who was going to use you for his own gain, was upset, looking up at Zeus.
-Brunnhilde stunned all by throwing a harsh right hook across his cheek, instantly knocking him out, showing her own strength as she sent him flying, with the hopes that with him knocked out, you would be okay.
-Brunnhilde was still for a moment as her sister, your knife, returned to her humanoid form, as this was no longer the same person she performed Volundr with.
-Everything was still as you slowly lifted your head and when Brunnhilde saw your eyes, she immediately ran for her sister, grabbing her by the back of her dress and threw her, to get her away as you charged.
-Brunnhilde dug her feet in as you were pushing her back with ease, showing your monstrous strength as Zeus shouted at others to stop you.
-As more warriors entered the arena, you grabbed your gun, going to take them all out, but Brunnhilde surprised you, sending her fist through your gun in a harsh punch, breaking it, just so that way you wouldn’t be able to hurt anyone with it.
-Brunnhilde, Kojiro, Hrist, Shiva, and Buddha all charged at you, hearing Brunnhilde’s words that they needed to knock you out while the crowd was loving this, seeing a five on one fight, with you easily holding your own.
-Shiva managed to grab you, putting those four arms to use, but he was struggling, trying to flip yourself around to get yourself free as Buddha and Brunnhilde both charged at you but you swung yourself up, your feet kicking them back and as you fell, Kojiro charged, using the hilt of his sword, and slammed it into your stomach, knocking the wind out of you as you quickly blacked out, going limp.
-The five warriors were all panting, showing the gods that you were not to be messed with and not to be underestimated as you were taken to the infirmary.
-It was Odin by your side when you woke up, as he wanted your permission to mess with your mind, basically taking out the brainwashing, so the trigger words wouldn’t work again.
-You felt the Winter Soldier deep in your mind, you knew he would always be there, and it scared you, but you agreed, and he used magic, not torture or science, to alter your brain, leaving your skills as they were, but taking the ability for others to control you away.
-You apologized to those you fought, but you were surprised when Shiva just ruffled your hair warmly, telling you that he wanted to have a match against you, before Buddha told you that they were taking you to get some food, as you deserved it.
-It was small, but you smiled, feeling happy here in Valhalla. You met so many kind and wonderful people here, you finally felt like you were starting to belong.
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telvess · 7 months
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Headcanons for all the characters including Jack since it’s based on Hamlet watching The lion king with the reader. (the original animated movie not the live action remake.)
Record Of Ragnarok Characters x Reader watching together The Lion King (headcanons) 🔞
You know, I haven’t watched The Lion King in… well I watched it once when I was kid and that’s it. Mulan, Hercules and Tarzan were my movies. Anyway I ended up watching The Lion King again to refresh my memory.
Qin
A what? Are you involved? Then Qin would agree to do anything.
He’s like a big kid - chill and carefree, even more than usually. Both of you goof around, Mr. Emperor tries to sing without knowing words, popcorn flies around, you pause a movie in stupid moments to make him laugh etc.
You get a stomachache from laughing too much and Qin obviously has to get infected.
Just two morons have time of their afterlife.
The only moment when there is silence is when Simba loses his father. That scene just hits too close to home and remains Qin about Chun Yan. However he doesn’t let it bother him too much.
HAKUNA MATATA
You both loudly encourage lions to battle.
At the end he asks what other movies you like.
Jack
Because he isn’t familiar with the concept of love and how to express it, spending time with you is probably Jack’s way to show his affection. If you ask him to watch an animated movie together, he’d politely agree, even if it’s not his thing.
Expect tea. And cheddar apple pie.
Jack sees Simba’s journey as a lovely and naive story. Deep inside he does compare himself to that lion cub and wonders what kind of person he would've become if he had only received help from strangers. On top of that Jack actually killed his parents, so it’s odd to him to see how much Simba struggles with remorse over Mufasa’s death which wasn’t his fault.
Truth to be told Jack might mentions some quotes from Shakespeare IF you point out similarities between the movie and Hamlet. These resemblances aren’t very visible. But it may be enough to start an interesting conversation.
The ending of the story may seems a bit bitter to Jack. Whoever was meant to be good, stayed good, and whoever was meant to be bad - stayed bad. Kinda depressing outcome for a man who’s trying to change himself, right? You’d have to talk about it and remind that it’s just a simplification made for children.
Now it’s time for a cuddle session.
Loki
Do you really want to do this to yourself? You’re very naive if you expect to have a fun with this guy while watching this kind of movie.
At first it’s just boring to him, but after awhile he amuses himself by coming up with new ways to destroy the show. He makes a loud comment every time the opportunity arises. For example, there is a scene where Zaku tells young Simba and Nala that they’d be married one day, to which Simba replies: No way! She’s my friend! You can hear a loud snort on the side, followed by She’s your SISTER, dumbass!
Loud chewing.
Hey, y/n, do you know that once Simba becomes the king, he will have kids with every lioness? Even his mom?
Do they have to sing all the time?
DON’T YOU DARE mention that you can see a similarity between him and hyenas or forget about chips, popcorn, whatever you two are eating.
Phew! It’s finally over. Wanna do something funny, y/n?
Adamas
Childish entertainment but once he sees that your eyes get wet with tears, he quickly agrees.
A cheerful start bores him but except tactless way of sitting, he doesn’t do anything to ruin your fun.
Even if Mufasa’s death was expected, it still hits hard Adamas. Basically catches him off guard. It remains him about his last meeting with Poseidon: his brother’s pure contempt towards him, that dead, indifferent expression of his face when he pierced Adamas with his trident, then cold surrounding body and Poseidon’s back as he walked away. But while the movie continues, a new digression haunts Adamas. He plays that scene again in his head and it hits him harder, because he realizes that he almost became Scar to Zeus.
So now he sits stiffly on his ass with a very depressed expression. One look at him is enough for you to know that you have to pause the movie and talk to a guy. At first he rejects your attempts, but very quickly ends up letting you hug him tight. Still plays a tough idiot tho…
Beelzebub
Most of the time he just sits next to you with lifeless expression.
Hakuna matata his ass.
Beelzebub secretly enjoys when you sing, but it’s really hard to catch him with a smile on his face. If you manage to do so, he reluctantly admits it. Good luck with convincing him to join you.
He doesn’t have any deeper thoughts about the movie.
If you mention that Timon and Pumba remain you Samael and Azazel, Beelzebub would just give you a dull look. After awhile he starts to notice that too and has mixed feelings about it.
Hrist
She finds this idea very sweet. It’s relaxing and enjoyable.
When Scar kills Mufasa: RAGE MODE ACTIVATION!
Since then you sit with angry Hrist who really does not like phrase hakuna matata. She starts to hate Simba for being so thoughtless.
Screams SHUT UP every time they start singing.
When Simba lets Scar leave, Hrist in heat of the moment chokes you and loudly screams how dumb he is. You wonder if it can get worse and the answer comes very quickly - Simba fights Scar on the TV screen and you fight for every breath on a couch.
Hermes
Hermes approaches the movie from a different angle: he focuses more on a soundtrack. The movie itself is simple story with moral, standard for humans’ approval.
You both consider an improvement of some songs and probably start doing it in the middle of a movie. Sorry, Simba.
Ares
Ares doesn’t care much about Mufasa’s death - it's necessary plot twist to move on with thread… but the ending kinda touches him. It's very climatic in his opinion.
He is NOT crying, okay?
Well you are. Or you pretend very convincingly so he doesn’t have to play tough boy. He has no idea…
Hades
Because he is a gentleman, your wish would be granted.
It’s animated movie but Hades drinks wine. No cola, no popcorn or other snacks. Please, have some dignity.
Hades has weird uncomfortable feeling in his chest when Scar kills his own brother. Scene just awakes something he doesn’t like to mention: conflict between Poseidon, Adamas and Zeus. Hades never could bring himself to blame any of them for how things turned out, so now he doesn’t try to look too deep into Musafa’s murder.
Afterwards he would share his honest opinion with you, almost like professional critic.
Poseidon
No expression throughout the entire movie.
Scar is pathetic.
Mufasa is pathetic.
Simba is pathetic.
Timon and Pumba aren’t even worth mentioning.
That movie proves that humans are lower forms of life.
At least you have chance to hug Poseidon. If he spends time with you, it means he demands it.
After a movie: Y/n, such entertainment is unworthy of the gods.
Leonidas
Books are better than movies. But fine, if you insist, the King of Sparta would spare some time.
The best comforter: Why are you crying? It’s fiction! It’s not even human! By the way - that lion could kill you with a single paw swing. These mfs are huge! Better him than you, hon!
He smokes so much that you have trouble seeing the TV screen.
Stop couching, hon! I can’t hear what they’re sayin’!
The moment Pumba approach, Leonidas starts talking about his love for venison.
You need truly heroic self-denial to not kick him out. The only option to get him to shut up is to kiss him. He doesn’t get why the kiss is angry but he likes it that way.
You two probably miss the ending. Leonidas thinks Simba isn’t worthy of being king anyway.
Apollo
Ah, y/n, aren’t you adorable for loving such innocent enjoyment? Of course he agrees!
You have to feed him snacks.
He sings along with the characters and makes the movie much better. You end up watching him showing off instead of the movie. Your dirty side may bait off a bit more mature show.
He knows exactly what you're doing and doesn't mind at all.
Later you might catch him humming songs from the movie.
Hello, dear. May I be your king tonight?
Rudra
Simba’s and Nala’s childhood brings nostalgia. Rudra spent his entire youth with Shiva and they were both free spirits. Watching these lion cubs brings back many funny memories.
Rudra’s favourite moment is Simba’s reunion with Nala. He gets mad if he notices you smirking.
Parvati, Kali, Durga and Shiva
You decide it’s time for girls’ night out.
None of you is focus on the movie, it’s just an addition. You mostly talk and laugh. Very loud that it may attracts Shiva.
He just sits down between you with Whatcha doin’? then proceeds to eats all the popcorn and other snacks like vacuum cleaner.
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bones4thecats · 6 months
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Hello, may I humbly request for relationship hcs for Brunhilde? Nothing in specific besides maybe some headcanons about her sisters teasing (meeting) with her S/O?
A/N: You may indeed request this! Honestly, it was a lot of fun writing this after my break, @wachisis! Enjoy~~
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💙 This Valkyrie sister was never expected to get into a relationship
💙 She loves your hugs
💙 She may not show it that well or much, but she does love feeling your arms wrap around her when you're both alone
💙 Not a big fan of PDA, she sees it as unnecessary, what's the point in showing off your love when you both know you care for each other?
💙 Brunhilde also has an obsession with being around you 24/7, especially during Ragnarok
💙 She knows you can handle yourself, but going against a god is something that not just anyone can do alone
💙 Your amazing girlfriend can, and will, threaten anyone who tries harming you, or touching you, or, just in general be creepy
💙 That's why Zeus now strays away from you
💙 Protective.
💙 Brunhilde does not like anyone trying to harm you or touch you without your consent
💙 So when Zeus, the all-mighty god of perverseness, tried to touch you, she nearly snapped his arm in half
💙 Hermes saw, and Hermes spread the word everywhere
💙 When Brunhilde's sisters met you, they were all so unique, it was scary.
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Hrist
💜 When this sister first met you, she was quite indifferent
💜 Brunhilde looked away for a few minutes and you saw Hrist's personality switch, she glared at you and said these exact words;
" You hurt my sister. I'll fucking kill you. "
💜 But after a while, she grew to accept you, occasionally teasing you on your relationship
Thrud
💗 She thought you were scared of her at first, but because of Brunhilde telling you stories on her, Thrud's appearance didn't make you faulter
💗 Thrud does enjoy being around you, after all, nobody's with a Valkyrie for nothing
Randgriz
❤️‍🩹 Randgriz is very loyal to her sister, Brunhilde, so while she may not have seen it at first, she understood and respected her sister's choice in S/Os
❤️‍🩹 When she grew accustomed to you, she had a bunch of things to teach you about her sisters and role as a Valkyrie
❤️‍🩹 You're her favorite S/O-in-law
Geirölul
❤️‍🔥 This sister was very observant of you, and at first, she didn't trust you in the slightest
❤️‍🔥 But when she, slowly, grew attached to you, she teased you and Brunhilde to oblivion
Reginleif
📚 She wasn't fond nor did she hate you
📚 It took a while, but when she got to know you and your relationship with her oldest sister better, Reginleif did show slight amounts of care for you bring with her sister
Göndul
💛 She was one of the only sisters to actually great you, and mean the greeting, with gentleness
💛 Göndul accepted you quickly and loved to show you some of her theories on why Brunhilde chose you, effectively making you both flustered, you more than Brunhilde
Alvtir
😸 She never expected you to handle her abrasive nature
😸 But when Alvtir saw how calm you were with anger, because of her sister's outbursts
😸 LOVES teasing you both whenever she can
Hlökk
😾 Hlökk did not like you at first, believing you'd be just as 'bossy' as her oldest sister
😾 When she saw how you gifted her stuffed animals to add in her room and helped her with her hair, she grew onto you, and you grew onto her
😾 She loves to tease you guys while you do her hair, feeling you freeze makes her laugh
Göll
💞 Göll knew you before the rest of the girls, so she was the closest with you
💞 She feared you at first, but she did grow close to you fairly quickly
💞 Whenever she cries or starts panicking, you hold her so that your girlfriend doesn't blow a blood vessel
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m3l-moony · 5 months
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IN A FIGHT, RIGHT?
(snv/ror x my oc/persona)
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Mel: *looking at Hrist*
Mel: “I can take her...”
Sasaki: “In a fight, right?”
Mel: *silently drinks her coffee*
Sasaki: “In a fight, RIGHT?!”
(a/n): Tbh, idk why I did this—
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nicasdreamer · 9 months
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Record Of Ragnarok Barbie meme: Round 3 + Bonus Poseidon pics
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Alright here’s part 3! I hope your enjoying this series so far because I’m not stopping until I’ve turned everyone into a Barbie ✨💅🏽
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Ok I’m bored so let’s play a game. Keep the post going.
I’m passing this post to someone who is always kind hearted. @tulipminami
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giggly-squiggily · 1 year
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Me: Oo, Record or Ragnarok! A fight for Humanity's survival? Sounds right up my ally! I'll root for the hu-
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.....The Hu...
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Okay maybe they're onto something about Humanity sucking
(Can someone pass the Ambrosia?)
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riseofamoonycake · 10 months
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So! Since you have chosen both the hcs and the fic, let’s start with the hcs! And here we have…
HOW ROR CHARACTERS WOULD REACT TO GETTING STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR
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Tesla
At first he is surprised for a moment, because he didn’t expect the event; is it possible that it happened to him?
He doesn’t lose his temper at all or panic, but waits for the elevator to start again; meanwhile he talks to himself, evaluating whether it is appropriate to intervene on the system and try to see what happened
In the end he decides to act, but just at that moment the elevator starts again and therefore he loses the opportunity to make his mind count on that of a cold machine
For this reason, when he gets out, he gives it a defiant look: that is not all…
In fact, as soon as he can Tesla dismantles it from top to bottom, taking his revenge
Tesla VS Elevator: 1 ― 0
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Hrist
As soon as the lights go out and the elevator stops, the Valkyrie begins to fidget and sweat profusely
Why don’t the buttons work? The alarm doesn’t even sound... what should she do? Is there anyone who can help her?
She does everything to keep calm and, despite the tension, manages to remain mostly lucid; however, since nothing happens and all her efforts are in vain, in the end she starts to sob and despair
When her leonine side intervenes, Hrist first roars, then starts ranting like a demon against it and kicking the whole structure, making it squeak pitifully
Her curses and screams can be heard everywhere, and are frightening to even the bravest
Whoever finally manages to free her have to deal with her fury… and although quick, it isn’t a good moment
Hrist VS Elevator: 0 ― 1
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Shiva and Rudra
They get stuck together and it is pure delirium
Shiva starts screaming loudly and calling for help as all four hands bang on doors or fiddle with buttons, completely crashing the system; Rudra tries to calm him down and keep him still, but fails because he is the first to get agitated and doesn’t know what to do
They both don't like closed spaces (aaaaah claustrophobia they say) and this makes it more tragic (or comical, if seen from the outside), because soon due to the tension they start arguing with each other
“Do you want to go a little further?” “You’re the one taking up all the space!” “Stop yelling!” “IT’S YOU WHO SCREAMS”
At one point Shiva literally gets heated. His body starts to burn and Rudra screams as soon as he sees the thing, that’s all they needed in a moment like this―
In the end, the elevator restarts on its own, probably out of a spirit of conservation; but the doors have melted from the heat, so it will still take a while for them to open… only to fall with yet another punch they receive, freeing the exhausted, panting bodies of both gods
Shiva + Rudra VS Elevator: 0 ― 0
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Hades
He is calm, very calm and polite
He waits in silence and composure for the elevator to start again, and nothing can disturb him; not a thought, not a worry
In Hellheim he is used to much worse, so what do you want a stuck elevator to do to him?
However, if it takes too long to restart, Hades just frowns and clicks his tongue in slight disapproval. Patience is indeed a virtue he possesses, but it is not infinite
“So, shall we go? What happens?”
At that point the elevator will definitely start again. SURELY
When the doors open and he goes out, it also apologizes for the inconvenience caused
Hades VS Elevator: 100 ― 0
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Chen Gong and Lu Bu
Others two who get stuck together
Chen immediately panics and starts screaming for help and crying in despair, at least until Lu Bu stops him by placing a hand on his head
Under the shocked gaze of the young man, Lu Bu grins as he stares at the doors with a hallucinated and crazy expression. AND HE GRINS MORE AND MORE
A single punch: that is enough for them to disintegrate without even making a noise. They pulverize instantly.
The problem is that the elevator stopped who knows where, and therefore they didn’t solve anything
They end up going back along the cables, there is no other way
Chen Gong + Lu Bu VS Elevator: 1 ―  -000000000000
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Loki
The one time he is too lazy to summon a portal, he gets stuck in an elevator
Instantly, Loki’s eyes go wide in shock. “Seriously?” he can be heard exclaiming in the dark, followed by an exaggerated sigh
“I KNEW IT”
Puffing, he opens a portal and leaps into it, then floats back in front of the elevator and kicks it
He probably even tampers with the cables and makes it fall out of spite, so it learns to stop without a reason with him inside
He also stops to look at the damage he has done, pleased with the chaos and panic that is unleashed
Loki VS Elevator: Invalid match
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The Science Crew
They don’t make it in time to take the elevator with Tesla and choose the other one; and they get stuck like their colleague (well, I’d do maintenance here...)
There are six of them in a elevator, what can happen
Spoiler, all hell happens
Edison tries to restart everything, gesticulating and shouting like a maniac, even slapping the others as he moves
Curie and Nobel try to help him while trying to avoid his hands, calmly reasoning about what can be done and getting lost in speeches that no one, outside these six and Tesla, would understand
Einstein would like to have his say, but no one listens to him so he raises his voice and it is impossible to understand anything anymore
Galileo and Newton say nothing, it would be useless, so they stand in the background listening at all the chaos, hoping that everything will end as soon as possible
They are heard everywhere because they make a hell of a mess
The elevator opens after three minutes on the clock, but they leave it in such a condition that it can be thought of as a battle
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Hrist, the one who trembles / the one who roars
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