How would the ROR cast react to watching the tv show Bluey?
-Watches every episode, eyes glued to the TV, will get very upset if you try to talk to them during the show. Do not mess with their Bluey time. Openly cries at the episodes.
-Zerofuku, Goll, Loki, Eve, and Anubis
-Dragged to watch Bluey with the ones above, watches it with them, and while at first, they weren’t into the show, over time they grew to appreciate it and enjoy it as well, but may deny it.
-Buddha, Brunnhilde, Hercules, Jack, Adam, Shiva, and Ares
-Saw it only in passing but stopped to watch it, mainly because there was a group watching it, and he couldn’t help but see how involved the show was. It’s very educational, but in a way that children can understand, and shows both kids’ and adults’ perspectives. If it’s on they will watch it, but then continues afterwards. May deny that he watches it.
-Hades, Zeus, Nikola, Apollo, Kojiro, and Raiden
-Doesn’t watch it, for one reason or another. May be a secret closet fan, but nobody knows.
-Beelzebub, Poseidon, Leonidas, Lu Bu, Thor, and Odin
Adam*Smiles as his ADULT children cling to him as he hugs them*Now,Repeat after me~..."I'm Big"
Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Sniffling as you look at him* I'M BIG!
Adam*Humming proudly*"I'm Brave"
Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*With breaking voices nodding*"I-I'm brave"!
Adam*One by one he lays a fatherly peck on your foreheads*..."I'm BEAUTIFUL"
Human Fighters, Cain & Abel + Y/n*Trembling lips and sniffles as you cling to his arms, legs, and waist...any place to hug him as you all cry out*"I'M BEAUTIFUL"!!!
Adam*Opens his arms wider to hug each of you closer to him smiling tenderly*There there~Gimme huggies~
Record of Ragnarok: What kind of pet do they have?
I'm like Tesla 🤣
Jack
I once read that people who are broken or haven’t experienced much love as children tent to choose animals that are less popular and sometimes seen as bad omens, such as black cats or ravens. So I see that Jack has a rat as a pet. They are intelligent and very clean animals, with an unfairly given bad reputation, and I think that suits Jack very well.
Nicola Tesla
Hear me out, Tesla is the proud owner of a turtle. There's a joke going around turtle owners that every time the turtle does something - such as yawns or falls asleep - you take a photo or video of it and happily show it to everyone. This is Tesla. The entire science crew has a mailbox full of this kind of spam, and their all sigh whenever Tesla sends them a new video of his pet doing absolutely nothing.
Poseidon
I think he likes animals in general. He despises humans and most gods for not behaving as they should, but animals are themselves. They do what is expected of them, they are excellent at being themselves, if that makes sense. So Poseidon probably has a dog that he has trained very well. The dog listens to all commends and generally behaves very well.
Hades
It’s canon that Hades has a pet - cockatoo. These animals require a lot of attention from their owner, which makes sense because we all know how lonely Hades is. He is literally playing chess with it! The parrot probably knows some fancy words like „magnificent” or „mellifluous”, and a whole bunch of wine names that it randomly says. Adamas, by the way, puts some effort into educating the bird too and incidently teaches it how to swear.
Beelzebub
Given how little he cares and how little he CAN care, the only option he has is fish. He gives it a good tank, he remembers to feed it and that’s it. They just exist. Damn… how depressing…
Loki
Two options. First: SAND ANT FARM. He watches it from time to time, mocking the ants for poor direction choices or just messing up with them for funnies. Second option is ferret. Loki finds them both annoying and interesting. There’s no boredom with them.
Ares
Ares thinks highly about himself, after all he is a part of the most powerful pantheon and the son of Zeus. He believes that he deserves only the best, which mean that whatever animal he gets, it will be a pure breed. If he chooses a cat or dog, it will receives a golden pillow to sleep on, a silver food bowl, the fanciest toys, the best caretakers, and… „the best owner”.
Thor
Thor has a cat. Most of the time they simply exist in their spaces and don’t interact. But every now and then a cat comes to Thor and demands a scratch, which Thor gives without hesitation. Loki once overheard Thor talking to his pet in those rare moments. Surprisingly, he speaks in a very gentle and caring tone, almost like mother to her child.
Hajun
He probably has a tank full of dead fish. Never cleaned, never fed, never bothered.
Lu Bu
Lu Bu has a pussy. He had no intention of having a pet, so the cat had to choose him, and Lu Bu obligated. He gives it lots of scratches and plays with it. Lu Bu is unfazed by the claws. Hearing her meow when he isn’t close puts him in a fighting stance. Nobody hurts his cat girl.
Hermes
Budgies! The guy has a lot of responsibilities, he's probably the last to fall asleep and the first to wake up, but he still finds time for his melodious pets. They always get the best snacks and for some unknown reason they become very excited when Zeus is around.
Göll
She has hamster, as small and cute as she is. Göll tries very hard to provide it a happy life, which probably means she’s trying too hard. She asks all his sisters for advice, and knowing how many siblings she has, she probably ends up with very conflicting opinions.
Zerofuku
Definitely rabbit. They are both full of energy, do not pose a threat and just enjoy themselves on a clearing somewhere.
Buddha
He doesn't have a pet, but he occasionally looks after Zerofuku’s and Göll's pets. He complains that he doesn't have time and that he doesn't care, but in the end he has a great time with the rabbit and hamster.
Noah
I think he ends up with a pigeon. He just feeds it from time to time in the same place and slowly tames it. Before he knows it, the bird becomes a new part of his life. He tells it about his problems, about Luna, Jack, Mother Goose and Shakespeare. This pigeon has therapeutic properties.
Qin
Definitely a husky. I see just two idiots keep talking to each other and arguing over nothing. The more the emperor demands something, the louder the husky's tantrum will be.
Brunhilde: WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE GODS HAPPENED?!!
Adam: *lying on a hospital bed with a broken arm, a black eye and many bruises*
Kojiro: *Sitting uncomfortably in a chair with a bag of ice on his crotch and a neck cast*
Buddha: *covered in a full body cast aside from his head*
Lu Bu: *had his jaw wired shut, both arms and a leg broken*
Nikola: *in a wheelchair with a broken leg and neck, holding an ice pack on his head* Owww…
Jack: *in a medically induced coma*
Raiden: *covered head to toe in bandages with a broken arm and a neck brace* I said it was a bad idea!! But noooo, Dr. Nikola “Let’s test that theory” Tesla just had to prove that an Elevator made by the gods must have a weight limit exceeding 2000 lbs!!
(Oowlie Note: the reader here MUST be biologically a female, so I have to use she/her pronouns I'm sorry for my non binary readers 😥)
Y/N:*having a nice talk with Jack while sitting on Heracles' legs*
Snake:*enters in the room * "Why do I have to bring the message to Lord Hercules !? Why Hermes couldn't do it!? Worst of all Adam is here..." *clearly pissed*
Y/N:*stops talking*
Jack:Dear, is there something wrong?? Is the tea not of your liking? *clearly sad*
Y/N:*stands up and smiles* Oh Jack, I do like this tea I just have to....do a little thing right now.
Jack:*confused*
Heracles:*remembering that time in episode 16 * "Oh shit"
Y/N:*walking towards the Snake*
Snake:What do you want, lowly human?
Y/N:*punches him with all the strength she has in her body*
Adam:*claps*
Lu Bu:*thumbs up*
Owlie:*films everything*
Snake:WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?
Y/N:....this.....IS FOR THE PAIN THAT EVERY SINGLE WOMAN HAS TO ENDURE EVERY FUCKING MONTH.
Snake:...what?
Y/N:YOU AND THAT DAMN APPLE!! YOU ARE THE FUCKING REASON OF OUR PAIN AND SUFFERING *kicks him*
Snake:STOP IT! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!
Y/N: I'LL AVENGE ALL MY FELLOW SISTERS!
Adam: Yeah! Make him pay sweetie!
Eve/Jack:...."Should I tell her...that he is not actually the reason why they/we have our period?"*sweatdrop*
Nostradamus: Wait.... you think that's why you have your periods? ....
Nostradamus: *laughs*HAHAHAHA OH MY, FOR REAL?!!! HAHAHAA You women are all s-
Y/N:*turns around*
Nostradamus:...sssssssso strong to endure that pain! Snake you should pay for your crimes!*clearly shaking in fear*
Snake: WHAT!?
All the men inside the room: "Nice save Nostradamus"
After watching Princess and the Frog, she looks at Apollo, telling him even if he was a frog she wouldn’t kiss him, instead she would throw him off a bridge (Who’s cackling at her brutal honesty and lack of regard to Apollo’s feelings)
I believe in the Bullying Apollo Supremacy 😂🛐
-Your eyes were bright and sparkly, watching a princess movie, The Princess and the Frog, with your family all around you, as it was your turn to pick a movie for family night.
-The music and the story were both beautiful and you couldn’t help but smile brightly the whole way through. Your family did enjoy the movie, but seeing your smiling face is what made it really memorable.
-As the credits were rolling, Apollo, who was on his belly next to you, turned, beaming brightly, “Y/N~ if I was a frog would you turn me back with a kiss?”
-Your face was that of disgust, turning your nose up, “Eww- no! I hate frogs!” your answer quickly got many of them laughing, hearing your blunt response.
-Apollo then tried again, “What if you knew it was me- you would rescue me, wouldn’t you?” you turned, eyes unwavering, completely serious, “If any of you were frogs I would toss you off a bridge into a river- I wouldn’t want you near me.”
-Can’t breathe because he’s laughing too hard.
-Loki, Leonidas, Zeus, Shiva, Raiden, and Buddha
-Couldn’t help but smile, at least you were honest.
-Odin, Thor, Lu Bu, Kojiro, Poseidon, Hades, Adam, Beelzebub, Nikola, Jack, and Hercules
-Hurt by your lack of willingness to help if they were ever turned into a frog.
Acciently ...Adam drank Raiden's water bottle that was filled with hardcore...alcohol, Him and Lu bu, Qin Shi Huang wanted to see who noticed that they weren't drinking water and now...dadam was drunk, and...he was the crybaby drunk-
Cain, gesturing to Adam: Dammit RAIDEN, look what you did! You made Dad upset!
Raiden: Dad, please don’t cry, we’re sorry!
Qin Shi, somber: I’m sorry Father...
Adam*drunk out of his mind and near tears, Hugging you and Jack given you both were the nearest* -I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO ANY OF YOU!?
To be honest, Lu bu wasn't expecting to have a daughter. Not that it is a bad thing, just unexpected.
Many of his soldiers, allies and everyone he knew, thought he would have a son. But the thought of Lu Bu having a daughter does sound interesting...
He becomes very protective and cautious of her at a young age. Keyword on the very.
He makes sure none of the military equipment ever reaches her sight, as she would see it as a toy to play with.
He also ensures none of his soldiers ever have the chance to propose to his daughter, not even the thought of proposing to her will be permitted. (Told you so.)
As he makes sure everything is alright, he personally teaches her about how to be strategic in certain situations.
With these little lessons, he bonds with her and always smiles when she trys to mimic his voice. 😭
Chen Gong also helps just in case the two of you aren't around.
He leaves the "she needs manners" training up to you. (What did you expect?)
When she grows up, she's as beautiful as ever, but can be cunning when she needs to be.
She eventually gets bombarded with marriage proposals left, right and center. (Lu Bu does not approve.)
While he does not approve, he'll do anything for his daughter's happiness. It's one of the things that matter most to him.
In the end, he always spends time with his daughter when he has the chance!
"I'm proud of how far our daughter has come, (Name)."
"I know. And she's also proud of you too, my dear."
"Ah, Hermes!", you screamed, bent over his lap, another spank landing on your rear with his riding crop, another red stripe joining with the other ones. "I told you to count", he said, spanking you again, demeanour so calm yet so dominant and intimidating. "I'm so-", you tried to apologise but before you could do so you felt the collar around your neck tightening, knowing he was pulling on the leash.
Subject 2 — Lu Bu
"You dirty whore, you like that, don't you?", he said, fingers spanking your pussy once again. "Let me fuck the dirtiness out of your brain", was all he said before he rammed his dick into you, the handcuffs around your wrists keeping you from covering your mouth, a loud scream escaping your lips. "You're always so tight when I don't prepare you. But as I know you, you enjoy the pain my thick cock gives you."
Subject 3 — Sasaki Kojiro
"Kojiro, let me come, please", you weakly said, barely audible due to his hands squeezing your throat tightly. You were practically hanging from the ceiling, your body shibari'd into the perfect position for him to tease you and make you whine. Your dripping cunt was hanging right above his erect dick, ever so lightly grazing your hole when it twitched, not giving you the relieve you wanted oh so bad.