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deathmetalunicorn1 · 17 hours
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Void kitty looks at Anubis and say " sit down you dog! This is a dinning table not a park!! "
-You were sitting at the table, in your cat form, waiting for some of the other gods to show up before this meeting was going to get underway, to discuss some more of the infrastructure on helping humanity more.
-The door opened, and you heard running footsteps before Anubis leapt up, landing on the table before quickly coming over, “Whoa why’s a cat here? Why are you here cat?”
-His lack of manners, of being on the table and demanding to know why you were here, calling you cat, was quick to irk you as Zeus and several other gods quickly stepped back, looking panicked.
-You started to float, surprising Anubis that you weren’t a normal cat, as you opened your maw, your voice coming from seemingly nowhere, “Get down, dog.”
-Hercules was quick to pull the Egyptian God off the table before he bit back, getting angry himself, as Zeus was trying to placate you as you took your human form, complete with your chiton, a slight glare on your face.
-Anubis was panicking, seeing who you were as your eyes pierced into his own before Loki slipped him something and he looked down, holding a can of whipped cream up and instantly you were all smiles, “Whipped cream~~”
-He handed the can over, a bit surprised you were so easily placated, only because you allowed yourself to be as he sat next to you, curious about your power, as he had heard a lot about you, as the meeting got started.
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coffeecubes · 11 months
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𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕕𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕣𝕦𝕚𝕟 𝕤𝕖𝕩
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𝙝𝙘𝙨: 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙧𝙪𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙚𝙭
✩ 𝙣𝙨𝙛𝙬 | 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙧, 𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙨, 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙣, 𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙤, 𝙗𝙪𝙙𝙙𝙝𝙖, 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙯𝙚𝙗𝙪𝙗, 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙡𝙚𝙨, 𝙡𝙤𝙠𝙞, 𝙦𝙞𝙣 𝙨𝙝𝙞 𝙝𝙪𝙖𝙣𝙜, 𝙣𝙞𝙠𝙤𝙡𝙖 𝙩𝙚𝙨𝙡𝙖 𝙭 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧
✩ 𝙧𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙘𝙪𝙧𝙧𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙪𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙚
✩ 𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙤𝙧 𝙨𝙢𝙪𝙩
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Thor: Quiet the whole time to the point where in the middle of his thrusts, you ask him to make a noise because it feels like you’re fucking a ghost 💀💀💀
Hades: Nothing. He is ✨perfect✨
Poseidon: You ask him to talk dirty and now he’s thrusting and ranting about the random and little things you do daily that piss him off 😭😭😭
Apollo: Fucks you in front of a mirror, admiring himself, his muscles, his looks, and the way his dick is going in and out of you the whole time 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Buddha: In the middle of fucking he stops and pulls out a giant bowl of snacks because he’s hungry. And no, he did not share. He wants more energy to keep going 😉
Beelzebub: Tells you you’re dry as hell and asks you why you’re not wet as if he’s expecting you to be ready for him on the get-go 🙄
Heracles: You call him “daddy” and he’s confused on what it means so now you’re both sitting up on the bed and you’re teaching him the meaning of that endearment name 🙃
Loki: Eats you out and then proceeds to ask you if pussy is supposed to taste like that since this dumbass thought it was supposed to taste like sunshine 🌤️ and rainbows 🌈
Qin Shi Huang: Moans so loud to the point the entirety of China can hear him. Also to let everyone know that you’re the only one who can make this king feel this way 😊😊😊
Nikola Tesla: Gets a phone call while in the middle of a passionate moment and he pulls out and gets dressed in order to see the next spectacular scientific alien 😤😤😤
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Additional stories:
✩ Infatuation (yandere!gods x reader)
✩ Little Darling (yandere!thor x reader)
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luxthestrange · 3 months
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RoR Incorrect quotes#165 The Tea-
Heracles: If you put Y/n and Uncle Poseidon in a room together, who will come out crying first?
Brunhilde: The room
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kanroji-san · 4 months
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Hercules: I just can't believe you would do this to me
Y/n: I'm sorry, I had no idea!
Hercules: It's called a betrayal of trust! Does that mean anything to you??
Y/n: Ofcourse it does! I didn't mean to hurt you
Hercules: You don't just get me a gift out of nowhere!!! And i have nothing prepared for you!!! Now i look like a big old jerk!
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bones4thecats · 27 days
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Hello 👋🏻
Could I request Heracles, Buddha and Hades finding out their s/o is cursed with immortality because she managed to kill several gods as a mortal? In her defense, she was being hunted down by the gods.
What If Their Immortal! S/O Was Cursed?
Type of Writing: Request Name: What If Their Immortal! S/O Was Cursed? Characters: Heracles, Buddha, and Hades Requester: Anonymous
A/N: The God that I used for the story to fit together for my writing is completely fake. He does not exist (that I am aware of) in any kind of mythology or religion.
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💪 Heracles has heard many stories from his fellow Gods about a 'God-Killing Human' and how dangerous they were that even they had taken down a former high-ranking God by the name of Merikh, who was the God of Death
💪 When you had killed said God, you were brought to the peak of a nearby mountain and offered by the humans as a sacrifice for your crimes against the Gods
💪 Zeus and a few others saw potential in you, so, instead of torturing you in many ways, like how they did Tantalus for trying to feed his son to them, they had gifted you with immortality, though you were not considered a God in their books
💪 You had been alive for a few centuries when Heracles became a God, but when you had first met him, you didn't confirm that you were the Immortal Killer of Gods, instead you said you were an average human with no value to him
💪 Heracles had bonded with you through many years, and the only reason he discovered you were immortal was when Ares had come with him and he had come across you after their training
" Oh! Ares, this is my- " " You know the Immortal Killer of Gods?! Heracles, you know what Dad'll say! " " Wait... you're the- WHAT?! "
💪 Despite trusting many despite their flaws, Heracles was very scared that you had lied to him about loving him and everything else. But, when he had spoken to his uncle Hades about it, he gained the knowledge that instead of immortality being a gift to you, it was more like curse for thinning their divine-numbers
💪 All of his concern about if you were lying had faded away, well, more like moved to the category of are you okay and what could you possibly be going through whenever coming across a divine being such as Heracles?
💪 But his biggest question was; why didn't you hate him?
💪 When you replied with how he had nothing to do with your sentencing and how it was your actions that led you to this, not his and how he didn't need to blame himself, he felt his heart melt and tears pocket in his eyes
💪 Despite living with such an everlasting and probably torturous life, you still do not hate those who punished you, you knew from the centuries you spent alone that this was what you should have expected. Though, Heracles still scolds you if you go into a depressive state of blaming yourself
" Dear, don't blame yourself. All humans makes mistakes! Myself included! Oh no, please don't cry anymore! Wait, no- "
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🍭 As a human-turned-God, Buddha did not really see any issue with being this. In fact, he found it nice to round about and spend the rest of his 'afterlife' relaxing and keeping up with his path of enlightenment, and he loved to help others get on that path as well
🍭 While he was alive, he had heard stories of a human that killed many Gods, including one by the name of Merikh, a Death God who had tried killing many children just because he could
🍭 Buddha could sense something was wrong with you when he first met you on his path to enlightenment, you were just sitting beside a random river while your long white and gold robes flowed in the air, while a thick line of face-paint laid on your eyes from one side to the other
🍭 He just felt that you were far to quiet for your own good. But, since you didn't get up and join his group, Buddha just smiled, waved, and went on his merry way, not expecting to see you ever again
🍭 But, when he had awoke as a God and took a small walk a few hundred years after, he had noticed a familiar form at the edge of the river; you.
🍭 Before your relationship even began, he knew you were a form of divine being. But, he had no idea how you had gained the power of immortality, but as far as he guess, you could have been born with it
🍭 So, when Brunhilde had come to him to ask if she could have you fight in the next round of Ragnarok against a new and dangerous God, he declined, saying he didn't want his delicate immortal S/O to die
🍭 Brunhilde had spilled the beans. Telling your story of killing God after God until you made it to Merikh centuries before Buddha's birth. But, unlike Heracles, Buddha doesn't view you differently, you were his S/O. Plain and simple.
" Brunhilde, I understand why you would want 'em to fight. They're strong, and that's plain to see when they glare at anyone. But, I am not letting them risk their life against some new douche from the Norse Pantheon. They're my S/O to protect and cherish, and I plan on doin' that for a long time, longer than these last few centuries. Do they're not doing it, got it? "
🍭 He also loves to just stand there and flip of Zeus with you, since he had cursed you in the first place and Buddha just didn't like the old geezer
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💀 Hades had known about you for centuries, as he was one of the Gods who was against torturing you, and instead just giving you a sentence of immortality to satisfy the lives lost of their allies
💀 This guy is very distant, even to most of his own Pantheon, so he always has had rumors floating around that he may be doing something behind everyone's back. Well, technically he was, but still- you get the point!
💀 Whenever Hades would go up to the surface and relax in the rare sunlight he ever gets, he would always try visiting you in your small home located deep within the forest
💀 He had noticed you had gotten used to being an immortal quite quick, and that shocked him. It had taken Heracles a little while to accept the fact that he was immortal himself, but you accepted it within a couple years while his was nearly double your time!
💀 Hades had asked you to be his one and only a few hundred years of knowing one another, and when you said yes, he just smiled and spun you around, thanking his fellow Gods for you being immortal like him
💀 But, Hades didn't understand how this had been affecting you internally...
💀 While you seemed to accept outliving everyone you cared about, on the inside, you were the complete opposite. You had had many panic attacks and nightmares of the Gods you had killed, especially the Death God, Merikh, in which you would wake up in a cold sweat
💀 The only reason that he found out was because of your small friendship with Hermes, who was a well-known gossiper. He had found out about your nightmares getting worse and had confronted his uncle about it, not sparing a detail, much to your annoyance
💀 Hades had come to you directly and, while you were away, had his servants move your things from your home to his. He didn't do this to observe you more- well, he kinda did, I guess- BUT. He mainly did it because you were married and married couples live together!
💀 Yeah right
💀 It only took a couple nights together for your nightmares to calm down, as feeling the lovingly-tight grip your husband had on your midsection made you feel protected and adored instead of hunted and hated for your actions of the past
" Sweet-Skull, you have no need to cry over such an event happening to you. As long as I am here, nobody, and I mean nobody, will ever come close to harming you again. "
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telvess · 7 months
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RoR: How they seek attention (Poseidon, Loki, Heracles) 🔞
You, gals and guys, gave me such positive feedback under the previous post with this theme, so I decided to write part II
Poseidon
Poseidon with his I’m perfect, I don’t need anyone mindset is a bit tricky, so you have to be especially attentive, because if you miss the opportunity, you will have to wait until the next time.
If you spot a horny Poseidon, you still need to say or do something to trigger him. He requires it, because his pride holds him back.
You were minding your own business in the library, looking for an interesting book that you hadn’t read yet, when suddenly you felt a chill run down your spine. You froze for a split second, before going back to looking at the book covers as if nothing had happened. You smiled to yourself as you heard the sound of the floor creaking, and then a shadow fell on the bookcase in front of you. — Were you looking for me? — you asked, flipping through a random book. You weren’t interested in reading anymore. You just knew why Poseidon approached you, he basically pierced you right through with his blue eyes. There was a silent expectation hidden in this gesture. — I may have been… — he said, indifferently. Poseidon stood too close to you to ignore. But when you looked at him over your shoulder, he didn’t say a single word. — Do you find this book interesting? — you asked, showing him the cover. — No — you heard. You couldn’t help but giggle. You put the book down and picked up another one, but this time you cocked your head slightly so that your bare neck was in Poseidon’s sight. No reaction. — You know… when I show you my neck like that, it means I want you to kiss it — you advised, still feigning interest in the book. — Oh? — finally something changed in his voice, your provocation worked — Such shamelessness, unworthy of a goddess. You snorted. — Say whatever you want, but you have to admit: it’s a very good neck, even for a goddess. He would never deny that. After all, he was the one who chose you to be his wife. You’re the one who stands by his side, as an equal. You were perfect. To deny this is to deny himself. You felt his cool fingers on your neck, slowly heading towards a clasp that was holding your dress together. Once that was undone, Poseidon removed the straps from your shoulders and watched as they slipped and stopped on your bent hands. Your cheeks got warm at that bold act. Poseidon’s hands touched your waist - causing you to held your breath - as they moved around it, invading the space beneath the fabric of the dress and reached your navel. Your body trembled with excitement, your husband chuckled right next to your ear. Your eyes met. — It seems that every part of your body is perfect — he said, calmly, but you saw in his eyes that he was eager for much more. — Even my mouth? — you loved to provoke him. The corners of his lips twitched and his fingers tightened at your skin. — I can keep that occupied — he assured. Poseidon leaned towards you, his lips felt so soft - such a contrast to his personality - and it always surprised you. The book fell from your hands, and as your hands fell alongside your body, the dress ended up on the floor. You slowly tasted his lips, feeling the tension build in your naked body as Poseidon’s hands caressed every part of it.
Loki
Loki would announce very loud how bored he is, it doesn’t matter if you’re busy or it’s middle of the night. His priority is himself. And „boredom” is the secret code for „let’s do stuff”.
He always appears out of the blue and because he is the biggest trickster in the universe, it’s really hard to take his demands seriously.
How delightful was your bed; cozy and warm… You couldn’t keep your eyes open. There was darkness and sweet silence around you. Then… why were you awake again? You frowned and forced yourself to raise your head. Something tickled your forehead. — What the-! — you screamed, looking up. — Hello! — said Loki, loosely levitating above you. He presented you his naughty smile that you barely saw in the dark. His face was so close to yours that his hair were touching your forehead. — W-what are you doing here! It’s the middle of the night! — you shouted at him. Loki sighed and rolled his eyes, as if you were the unbearable one here. — I’m bored… — he mumbled. — Uh, you always are! — you sat up straight — Besides… did you try, I don’t know, sleep? — Booooriiiiing! — he yelled and laid down next to you. His face was better visible in the faint light coming through the curtains now. — I was thinking… — he laid eyes on your body hidden under the blanket — maybe you could entertain me? Something had awakened in your body. You always have to be careful with Loki, because every gesture or word could be a trap or at best have a hidden meaning, so now you looked at his pretty eyes with a dose of suspicion, but… well, what eyes could tell you? — How exactly? — you placed your hands on the blanket. — I’ll tell you. First take that… — he pointed at your pyjamas — … off. At first you didn’t even process his words, then you took it as a joke, but Loki’s expression didn’t lighten up, he didn’t burst into laughter, he remained serious, so you finally understood the situation you found yourself in. And… You snorted. — Very romantic — you said, covering your lips in a sudden bout of shyness. Loki raised his eyebrows, but his lips didn’t even twitch, which - for some damn reason - you found hot. — Oh, come on! We both know you want me. Enough of the stupid games already — he pouted.
You hoped it was too dark for him to notice your red cheeks. Truth to be told, he was right, but how did he find out? You never let your guard down around him. And what’s more important - now you two were alone, in bed, and you basically had him in the palm on your hand.
— Pff, you aren’t my type — you found yourself saying. Such an opportunity could never happen again and yet you decided to play hard to get… In the name of your stupid pride? Great move. Your body went limp once you realized what you had just done. — It’s not a problem — you heard, but didn’t react to Loki’s voice. You were focused too much on your self-flagellation — What’s your type, girl? — you jumped in fright when you heard Thor’s voice. How did he come into your ro-… oh. When you finally noticed Thor’s massive body next to yourself, you understood what Loki was doing. Such a wide smile on Thor’s usually indifferent face seemed strange to you, almost unnatural. You burst into laughter and hid under a blanket. — How about this one? — asked Loki with his new, much deeper and scarier voice — Girl? — chills ran down your spine as you recognized who your companion was imitating. You peeked out from under the covers and saw terrifying figure of Odin next to you, who was just casually curling his hair with his finger. — Eww! Go back to yourself! — you commanded. Fake Odin gave you one last hateful glare and disappeared in purple puff of smoke. — That’s better — you rolled onto your side and so did Loki. You smiled to him and without any warning or permission, you grabbed his head and pulled him towards you. And you finally had them, these damn lips of his that always could find a way to annoys you, pissed you off or make you laugh. They tasted good, or perhaps that was the taste of success you had just accomplished. Whichever it was, you wanted so much more: your lips kissed his with a passion, greedily, as if you had gone amok. But Loki wouldn’t be himself if he let the good times last long. He moved away. Compared to you who was eager and ready like never before, Loki seemed concerned at best. That cooled the fire in your chest a little. — Na-ah — Loki wagged his finger at you — Do as I say. First - take that off — he commanded. At this point your protruding nipples made you feel uncomfortable, the fabric of pyjamas almost caused pain - you wanted nothing more than to obey his order - but you found just enough strength for one last comeback: — Do it yourself.
Heracles
Poor Herc, he doesn’t know how to tell you this, he’s too pure, so he’s stuck in an awkward situation. Prepare yourself to feel his eyes on you many times throughout the day to the point that someone has to pat him on the head to make him come to his senses.
At the end of the day, when you two are alone, Heracles MAY be a bit more direct - after all, man is at his limits - especially if you’re oblivious.
You sat at dressing table, untangling your braid and slowly getting ready for bed. The sound of the doors opening brought a smile to your face - Heracles had returned from his duties. — Hi — you said, seeing him in the reflection of the mirror. He smiled back — How was your day? You watched as he took off his archery chest protector and began to unbuckle belt of shoulder’s guard. He sighed. — Long — he admitted. That was unusual for Heracles to show any sign of tiredness. For as long as you could remember, he has always been full of vigour: it didn’t matter at how deep end he was thrown, he still managed to finish a task anyway. — How so? I thought you couldn’t wait to take care of the training soldiers… — Well, I couldn’t concentrate — Heracles admitted. Only then did you realize that his eyes still hadn't met yours. You frowned; something clearly was wrong. — Why? What kept you occupied? You had very poor control over your emotions, so the worry in your voice was very clear. Heracles froze for a moment as if he contemplated whether telling you the truth was a good option. — Well… you — you heard. You blinked a few times, confused. — Me? — you repeated. How it could be you? You wanted to ask but then you noticed Heracles’ cheeks turning red and understanding came to you on its own. You giggled when your man turned his back to you in a fit of embarrassment. — Oh… — you hugged him from behind. He was such a big man, yet so pure in the heart. You raised your head to see how red his ears were and giggled again. — Very funny — you heard his growl. — How are you more afraid to ask me that than face Ares and all his troops together is beyond me! You forced him to turn around. — I wasn’t… afraid, I j-just… I, well… ugh! — Heracles — you interrupted his babbling and forced him to look into your eyes. You pointed to your lips — Kiss me. He was much taller than you, even if you stood on tiptoe, so he had to led towards you. And he fulfilled your wish. Your lips met in a short, shy kiss. It always amazed you how someone that strong could be so gentle. That was one of many reasons you adored him so much. You smiled at him and grabbed his hand. — Now come — you pulled him to the bed — Sit down. Heracles’ eyes followed your hands as you massaged his wide chest, your fingers were caressing his sculpted muscles when you sat on his lap. You heard his heavy breathing and felt bulge that was growing between his legs. The air in the room became warmer as you two started kissing. Slowly at first, but soon you started losing yourself in to the passion and heat of the moment. You found yourself moaning into Heracles’ mouth when he suddenly grabbed your buttock and squeezed, and you had to break the kiss to catch a breath. There was no longer any shyness in Heracles’ eyes.
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yukisnowowl · 10 months
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Meme for @deathmetalunicorn1
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Leonidas and Brunhilde are going to beat Apollo in the ass for teaching a child that word and calling Leonidas DILF
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gayometer · 1 year
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Y/N: * points at Poseidon* smartass
Y/N: * points at Heracles* badass
Y/N: * points at Hermes* nice ass
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sketchy-owl · 10 months
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RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE
Episode 25
Y/N:YO HERK OPEN THE F**ING DOOR IM HERE!
Hercules:*opens the door*Hey Y/N!! Welcome to my home!
Y/N: Man it's not the first time I came here. Is everything ready??Is the old man out of the house??
Hercules:*chuckles *Yes he's not here tonight , did you bring the forbidden goods???
Y/N:*evilly smirks and shows every kind of junk food* Have I ever disappointed ya?
Hercules: Never.
Y/N stayed at Hercules house for their first sleepover, they had so much fun together while playing videogames eating junk food. They have been best friends for years now but never had the chance to do a sleepover due to some grumpy old man.
~The next morning~
Y/N:*wakes up * mmmm *groans * I hate mornings so much...
Hercules:*still sleeping*
Y/N:*smirks* Come on big baby...rise and shine, time to get your ass up!! I want breakfast you are the cook between the two of us! *
Hercules:*opens his eyes* Give me five minutes Y/N~ * very deep morning voice*
*Y/N.exe has stopped working*
Bonus!!
~A few days later ~
Hermes:*drinking coffee*
Y/N:.....
Hermes: For a big softy like him my brother sure has a very deep morning voice, am I right??
Y/N:.....I hate you so much....*gives him 20 dollars*
Hermes:*smiles*
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palesublimeduck · 4 months
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🎊🎁𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℕ𝕖𝕨 𝕐𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕘𝕚𝕗𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 :
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ᴴᵃʲᵘⁿ ᵍⁱᵛⁱⁿᵍ ᴿᵃⁱᵈᵉⁿ ᵃ ᵐᵒᵗᵒʳᶜʸᶜˡᵉ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ ᴿᵒᵐᵃⁿ ᴱᵐᵖⁱʳᵉ
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m3l-moony · 28 days
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If requests are still open, can I request fluff headcanons with Thor and Hades (separately)? He is upset about something and petite s/o walks up to him and kisses his forehead? Then she walks away like nothing happened. Have a good day/night. 🫶🏻
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👾 a/n: Sorry for taking so long!! As the two requests are similar, I decided to mix the two, anons ^^ Also I couldn't specify petite reader, sorry anon T - T
📂 – fem! reader, fluff, established relationship.
Fem! s/o who comforts them
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Thor ⚡
Thor isn't one to show a lot of feelings, but his girlfriend always knows when he's not well.
The only way to tell that Thor is sad is to look into his eyes, his eyelids become more droopy and his eyes lose their shine, as if he is crying.
He loves it when his beloved gives him kisses on the forehead and hugs, her perfume calms him and she's the only one who can make him smile
He'll just accept your hug, snuggling in your arms while you comfort him with your cuddles and forehead kisses until he gets better.
When you leave, the God of Thunder is redder than his hair ❤️
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Hades 💀
Another who doesn't show many emotions.
The King of the Underworld doesn't talk when he's sad, but it's easy to tell by his drooping head, his distant gaze and the way he caresses his cockatoo in a rather lazy way.
At first he'll pretend it's no big deal, but once you notice his behavior and go to comfort him, Hades won't let you leave anytime soon.
Unlike Thor, Hades holds you in his arms, burying his face in your hair or your neck, smelling his Queen's scent as he calms down.
As soon as you leave he will start to vent to his cockatoo, talking about you 💙
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Hercules 🦁
Oh, poor boy. He is the most expressive of all
Hercules doesn't hide his emotions and he usually goes after you for comfort, hugging you tightly and letting his emotions out, even crying depending on the problem.
Then he'll stay quiet in the hug, a pout on his lips as he holds you like a puppy...
He is absolutely over the moon with the kisses you give him on the forehead and your hugs!!
Congratulations, now you have this demigod wrapped around your fingertip, and Ares has his best friend telling him how amazing his princess (you) are!! 🧡
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deathmetalunicorn1 · 17 hours
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helloo, how are you doing today?? ror fam finding out that dyslexic teen reader s getting bullied at school for it :(
For someone who has number dyslexia, I know what this is like.
-When you arrived home from school, several hours early, you slammed the door shut a bit harder than you intended, quickly getting attention from those around you as you walked down to your room, your arm lifting to wipe the tears from your face, upset and furious.
-You didn’t even make it to your room before you were pulled into Hercules’ arms, hugging you close, “Y/N? What happened? Why are you home so early?” You didn’t respond, turning to bury your face in his shoulder, your arms winding around his neck, hugging him as your shoulders shook with silent sobs.
-Your family was instantly worried, seeing you in such a state as Adam carefully pulled your backpack from your shoulders, relieving you of that and as he pulled it into his arms, he saw papers inside.
-He was quick to open your backpack to see graded papers with low scores from your English teacher, red marks all over from misspelled words and a note on the top ‘learn to spell’.
-Anyone around could tell he was instantly angry, as the heat radiating off of him was almost stifling, “Y/N- all your teachers know you have dyslexia, so why-”
-You cut him off, showing that you were really upset, “She doesn’t care! She says I’m just lazy and stupid and should go back to the first grade and learn how to spell! And she encourages the other students to tell me the same, so I’ll do better!”
-Instantly the mood shifted from worry to anger, as you had provided the school with all doctor’s notes and documentation that you had dyslexia, and that all staff were to help accommodate you. To hear that a teacher was bullying you, they were furious.
-They looked at Hercules who instantly nodded and headed to your room while many of the others headed out, going to your school.
-Hercules held you, telling you that nothing was wrong with you, being dyslexic, you were just a bit different, but you were incredibly smart, talented, and a good friend to all you met, which made you smile, making you feel better.
-Once you were calmed down, he took you out for ice cream, letting you get what you wanted.
-Your principal and teacher on the other hand, as well as the students in your math class who were bullying you, as your friend, F/N, had secretly recorded the incident.
-Your teacher was handing back the project to everyone and in front of the whole class, she called you out, “And once again, Y/N can’t spell. You should go back to the first grade if you don’t know how to spell.”
-You had tried arguing that you were dyslexic and had documentation and she just rolled her eyes, “That’s just an excuse to get out of working hard. Everyone, point at Y/N, laugh, and call them a liar!”
-Several students remained still, not saying anything, but F/N captured those who were willing to do it, finding it fun, laughing at you as you burst into tears, grabbing your bag and running out.
-Adam looked downright murderous, seeing his child being treated like this, while the parents of the bullies were quickly yelling at them, that they didn’t raise bullies.
-Your teacher was sweating, being glared at by so many as the principal also glared at her, “I’ve told you this before, students with supporting documentation are to be accommodated. And to see you bullying a student and encouraging others to bully as well… I’m disappointed in you. Go and clean out your office. You’re done.”
-She was quickly panicking, begging him not to fire her, that she needed this job, and with someone like this she wouldn’t be able to get another teaching job again. She was quick to beg your family members, begging for them to do something, but Adam was the one to speak, his voice low, “You knew full well that Y/N is dyslexic, but you chose to ignore that, bully them, and tell others to bully them. You did this to yourself. No adult, especially a teacher, should ever act like this.”
-His words stunned her as it finally clicked that she had no one to blame but herself as she broke down as security came to escort her to her office to clean it out.
-Attention then went to the bullies, who all froze, having just witnessed a teacher getting sacked as the principal spoke, “Bullying is not tolerated, even if you were encouraged by a teacher. Other students refused to do so, so there’s no excuse. You’re all suspended until next Monday.”
-While their parents weren’t happy, they did agree with the principal, as they had all seen other students refusing to treat you so cruelly.
-It wasn’t your fault that you mixed up letters which made spelling hard for you, to you they looked right, so they shouldn’t be so mean.
-You were zonked out when they arrived home, full of ice cream, which Hercules found amusing. You were their precious child, and nobody treats their child like that, especially another adult.
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luxthestrange · 9 months
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RoR Incorrect quotes#192 Spikey Mouse
Heracles: This is my special friend, Y/n, I don’t think they’re okay but at this point, I’m going with it
Y/n, holding a Hedgehog: Pretty Himbo, look, I found a spiky mouse :D
Heracles, Taking pictures of you: you’re doing amazing sweetie
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kanroji-san · 6 months
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Hercules: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?
Y/n:*With an icepack on their back and butt, laying on their stomach*…You realize any other person who made their spouse pass out in bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?
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bones4thecats · 5 months
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A/N: Like before, my character limit is 3-4, so, people, please read my Request Form before requesting anything!! And since you requested 5 characters, Poseidon and Heracles are in this part while the Hindu trio are in another. Now, enjoy~
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💪 You and Heracles met when he had just become a God, you and him had an instant connection
💪 Like with your Disney counterparts, you and him got married and had many children, but subtract the murder part
💪 You represented Bravery and Intelligence, which you shared with Ares and Coeus, whom you were fairly close with
💪 Heracles did not want Humanity to go extinct, as he did love them, he and you were them back at younger ages
💪 But, due to familial standings, you and him had to stay by their sides, not wishing to upset anyone, but you were far more daring than him when it came to social standings
💪 When he heard you were siding with Humanity, he immediately jumped to your side, saying he was as well, he wasn’t leaving you alone
💪 Your children looked up to you both, and they needed you guys, so being on opposing sides would hurt them so much
💪 It may piss others off, but you both swore on your lives that you’d stay by one anothers side no matter what, and you planned on keeping that swear
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🔱 Oh boy was he upset
🔱 Poseidon despises Humanity with a very, very strong handle, and the fact that you were siding with them hurt him a lot
🔱 He thought you and him were staying together through this debacle, how could you betray him like this?!
🔱 Poseidon believed he was in the right no matter what, that’s just the way he was
🔱 Hearing the announcement of your husband fighting against Sasaki Kojiro hurt, as you adored the small human, and knowing either he would die or your husband would die really stung
🔱 Watching him die and look at you with a hidden take of regret and love made your heart skip a beat
🔱 He may have hated Humanity, but he loved you, no matter who you sided with
🔱 #angstsquad
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micah-drew · 5 months
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Record of Ragnarok: How Many…
How many shots will it takes for me to hookup with the ROR characters? Let’s find out!
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Einherjar
Lü Bu: A GOOD…SIX I THINK? I don’t have much reasoning other than I’m pretty sure he bites
Adam: none, because it’s not happening!
Kojiro Sasaki: Uhh, 7?? grandpa doesn’t need to break a hip today
Jack The Ripper: I think 7 again? It just makes sense to me
Raiden Tamemoon: 3 for confidence, praying he doesn’t crush me
Buddha: pass, sorry
Qin Shi Huang: 2 for confidence, yeah
Nikola Tesla: 1 for confidence HE IS SO FINE OH MY LO
Leonidas: 3 for confidence because oh my lord, WHAT A MAN
Soji Okita: pass
Michel Nostradamus: blackout. deadass I need to be fully blackout for a CHANCE
Sakata Kintoki: pass, again
Simo Häyhä: probably not gonna hookup, but I’ll give him a little kiss on the cheek!
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Gods
Thor: I THINK 7…NOT GONNA LIE IM A LITTLE INTIMIDATED..
Zeus: PASS. NOT HAPPENING N
Poseidon: probably 7, I feel like he’d insult me the whole time for taking so much shots but iTS FINEEE
Heracles: 2, for confidence. he’s like a teddy bear I think
Shiva: UHH…7, yeah 7 seems good
Hajun: pass.
Hades: 3 for confidence, thank you and we move on
Beelzebub: I love him, but probably 9 or close to blackout I’m gonna be fully honest
Apollo: 2 for confidence, why is everyone in this round so fine
Loki: PASS.
Hermes: I think 4?? yeah 4 seems good
Ares: pass, sorry bestie
Adamas: pass
Odin: IMMEDIATE PASS THIS GREASY MOTHERF
Aphrodite: 2 for confidence
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Valkyries
Randgriz: I think 2 is good personally, no reason other than I’m shy
Reginleif: pass
Hrist: SOBER. FULLY SOBER OH MY LORD
Thrud: 1 for confidence! I like when tall women…
Göndul: 1 for confidence, again. can we kiss now
Geirölul: …fully sober or 1 for confidence, because oh my GOD WHAT A WOMAN PLEASE I AM ON MY KN- *coughs* sorry the demons won uh
Brunhilde: 3 for confidence
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Why did I do this instead of actually writing? I don’t know
Anyways Geirölul supremacy—
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