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kanroji-san · 4 months
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Poseidon: My brother and I are the rulers who deserve the most elegant women in the world. We are the strongest, we can never marry someone who is weaker than us.
Hades: Very true, my dear brother. Otherwise, it is unacceptable.
Later of the same day
*Hades holding Y/n who is hugging him like a koala*
Hades: Heaven.
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sketchy-owl · 1 month
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RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE
Episode 27
Y/N: Apollo move your ass we are late!
Apollo: I'm putting my make up! Dont worry darling I'm almost done!
Y/N: Apollo you know you don't need make up.
Apollo:Awwwwww that's so sweet from y-
Y/N: You need a whole plastic surgery.
Apollo:....nevermind.
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praisethesuuun · 1 year
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Can I request nsfw alphabet for hades or maybe poseidon?, Thankyou^• •^
there you go sweetheart♡ I'm sorry if there are some mistakes! hope you like it
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HADES: NSFW ALPHABET
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A: aftercare <what they're like after sex>
Listen here, guys. We all know he's one of the best at this. You need something? No problem, your every wish is an order, you're his empress after all.
B: body part <their favourite body part on them and you>
Hades loves his chest. After sex you always fall asleep on him, listening to his heart while Hades holds you in his arms. His favourite body part of yours are your thighs. They are so soft! How can he not squish them while he fucks you?
C: cum <anything to do with it, really>
Hades likes to cum inside. Breeding you has always been a dream of his, the mere thought of having little you and him around... literally MELTS his heart.
D: dirty secret <a dirty secret of theirs>
He'd like to give you a deepthroat: his empress must be strong, so you can totally take it, right?
E: experience <how experienced are they>
Hades doesn't leave Hellheim very often, for this reason he's not much experienced. But don't worry, he doesn't need that to make you a total mess during sex.
F: favourite position <self-explanatory>
Missionary all the way. It makes him feel powerful over your small figure, plus he can admire your body more. Hades thinks it's the most romantic position and he loves when you moan in his ears.
G: goofy <would they use humor in the moment?>
He's serious and doesn't crack any jokes. Hades takes sex very seriously, you'll only see him smile when he takes care of you after.
H: hair <how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the courtains?>
Ladies and gentlemen, they match. He's pretty clean and shaved, too.
I: intimacy <are they romantic in the moment or they do not care?>
With him, it's either kinky as hell or passionate as fuck. He leaves the decision to you tho.
J: jack off <...self-explanatory part 2>
He doesn't. Not at all.
K: kinks <their kinks>
A massive daddy kink.
Be ready to call him "daddy" all night long, he will thrust in you harder if you don't. Plus, he loves to hear you beg.
BREEDING KINK.
L: location <where they usually do the do>
Hades likes to keep your sex life in the bedroom; but, hey, you can easily fuck in all the palace's room.
M: motivation <what turns them on>
When you act all motherly and kind. He fantasize every now and then about you two having babies, so seeing you act like that really turns him on.
N: no <things they refuse to do>
Pushing you over your limits. Please, tell him if you can't take it anymore. He would freak out in case you pass out in his arms.
O: oral <do they like giving or receiving?>
Hades doesn't have any preference, the choice is up to you.
P: pace <are they slow and sensual or fast and rough>
Damn, girl! He likes it rough! Fucking you dumb is amazing, especially when he fills you up and you do all those pretty faces.
Q: quickie <would they fuck you for five minutes or wait until you wait home?>
I feel like he wouldn't like them much, he prefers proper sex.
R: risk <...DUH>
He's the type to not take them, and don't ask him to be the bottom...again.
S: stamina <how long can they last?>
It's usually three or two since they aren't really "rounds", but more like sessions. This means he can go for about 40 minutes...maybe more-
T: toys <do they own any? do they use them?>
Hades has no toys, but he likes using some of them on you. His favourite thing to do is insert a buttplug in your ass everytime he cums inside it.
U: unfair <how much they like to tease>
He likes to tease you so much! Beg for him, please, and be as loud as possible: everyone in the palace must know to NOT enter your room.
V: volume <are they asking for a noise complaint, or are they quiet?>
He is pretty quite actually. Only grunts leave his mouth, even if, sometimes, there are some exceptions (but don't tell him I told you).
W: wild card <a random headcanon☆>
He was so damn afraid to not fit in you, the fear of hurting you was unbearable, but he's happy that it turned out well in the end. You're his strong empress after all, what could he expect?
X: x-ray <what to they look like under there?>
I'll give him 8 inches and the tip is #f5c1a6. Good luck! Slightly curved to the left.
Y: yearning <are they in the mood to fuck or are they tame?>
Not that horny, but the more you guys fuck the more he yearns it.
Z: zzz <how quickly they fall asleep afterwards>
Hades doesn't fall asleep, he prefers to keep you close hearing the soft sounds that escape your mouth while you hug him in your sleep.
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Buddha headcanons with fem!Yoriichi Tsugikuni!reader
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Special thanks to @onecantsimply for helping me proofread/edit these headcanons so I could post the best Buddha content as I am able to :)
Buddha is a god, so he’s seen his fair share of ethereal goddesses in Valhalla. But he’s never been one to care about physical appearances so much as the personality of someone, since beauty does fade over time.
Not gonna lie though; when he first laid his eyes on the Sun Hashira, he initially thought there was nothing beyond the stoic expression she wore because, well, he didn’t know [First Name] [Last Name] too well because they’d recently ascended as a deity. He’s heard the gossip on how exactly this powerful Demon Slayer became the second human to become an immortal, though there was no solid proof behind the rumors. And he’s never been one to pay attention to that kind of stuff, anyway.
His first impression of the Sun Hashira soon changed after Zeus had concluded yet another stupid conference.
It wasn’t anything special honestly, but she crept up behind him and tapped his bicep before offering up an unopened lollipop to him. Normally he’d see this as a sign of some newbie buttering up to him because he was the honorable one, and a powerful god in his own right…but the lollipop in [First Name’s clenched palm was a cola-flavored one.
He loved all kinds of sweets, but cola-flavored ones were like a delicacy; they were super hard to find in Valhalla ‘cause most of the candy shops didn’t wanna go down to Earth to actually get the cola-flavored ones or even bother to learn how to make, so Buddha didn’t suck on one unless he was either slightly stressed or just wanted something different and was willingly to spend money.
So to see and hear the Sun Hashira asking him with a straight face if he’d like this treat when he’s never seen her even eat anything sweet…it was weird. Nice…but weird. He wasn’t gonna say ‘no’ to a freebie, obviously. Buddha plucked the lollipop from [First Name]’s hand, and when he put it in his mouth, the enlightened one saw the faintest trace of a smile stretch across the newbie’s lips.
The greatest Demon Slayer in human history…can actually smile? Whoa. Not what he had been expecting.
Still, it could all just be an act.
Everyone here didn’t like him because he’d been a human. He returned the sentiment wholeheartedly after centuries of putting up with their selfishness and arrogance.
Without saying another word, he just waved good-bye to her and left to go relax under his bodhi tree for the rest of the day. Honestly, he half-expected the Demon Slayer to come crawling back to him in another attempt to gain his favor.
Except she didn’t.
She never bothered him unless they happened to cross paths. Yet when such an incident occurred, she just bowed her head respectfully to him and went about her business. Sure enough he ended up seeking out the Sun Hashira’s quiet company when the noise around Valhalla was enough to give him a headache. Or Zeus, the damned nosy geezer.
Their time together would either be spent in one of the greenhouses or in the forest that surrounded [First Name]’s modest home. He’d be munching on whatever is in his snack basket and she’d be practicing her swordmanship, or they’d have small talk over some freshly brewed tea on the veranda.
A comfortable camaraderie between two gods that didn’t include shouting matches or bruising egos.
Over time, Buddha learned that there were additional layers underneath the stoic expression [First Name] always wore. She was kind and selfless, harboring an adoration for humans and a lot more expressive with emotions if one were to observe her as closely as he had.
Although she is still haunted by the lives she couldn’t save from the demons, she knew she did the best she could. That thought alone helped her sleep at night.
(Buddha called bullshit but wisely kept his mouth shut and suggested meditation lessons that can be practiced in the evening to help calm the mind instead.)
The Demon Slayer was an anomaly amongst the gods, if one excluded the Grecian hero Heracles.
Yet for all of the good qualities she possessed, the Sun Hashira was a bit…oblivious. She honestly had no idea that some of these narcissistic gods actually harbored romantic feelings for her and thought they were just being polite to an ascended immortal like herself.
She was not a goddess of love and still possessed scars from her days as a Demon Slayer even after becoming a god. Why would anyone bother looking at her?
He might be the honorable one who had removed himself from earthly desires to find enlightenment, but even the great Buddha gets a little peeved when the Sun Hashira’s attention isn’t on him and him alone~.
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Loki + Jack The Ripper with a Muerte the Wolf! S/o:
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LIKE THE READER HAS THE SAME MANNERISMS AND JUST IS DEATH, NOT A DEATH GOD, THEY JUST ARE DEATH. Also Handsome is used in a gender neutral term here btw!"
Loki:
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You always had a certain distaste when it came to Gods. They were, if not just as bad, as humans when it came to appreciating their lives because you knew already that even God's could bleed. When Ragnarok started, you essentially became a janitor as you took the souls of dead mortals to Niflhiem, and were confused when you had to escort two God's souls but it made you slightly proud, knowing that these humans were willing to fight for their entire survival and for their future generations...they may not have been as hopeless as you thought.
"Hello, (tall/small), dark, and handsome!" A voice called out to you.
Unlike some people.
"Loki. Leave me be, I have work to attend too." You brush him off, not bothering to look back at the green-haired God.
However that did not stop him from being as annoying as ever and floating in front of you, his face upside down as he gave you one of his signature creepy little smiles. You scoffed and ducked down under him but he immediately stood upright, his feet landing on the ground.
As of late, the God of Deciet started hanging around you more. You couldn't really fathom as to WHY, maybe because he thought you were interesting or maybe because he knew you wanted to be left alone and just wanted to bother you anyways. Regardless, you've been pestered by him non stop for ages.
"Aw, but you always have work!" He whines, grabbing your cloak and pulling you towards him.
You make no reaction as you fall into his arms and you let out an animalistic growl as he hugs you tightly and nuzzles his cheek with yours.
"If I didn't know any better, (Y/n), it's almost like you don't like me!"
You harshly shove him off of you and try to walk off but he catches up to you rather quickly. He was oddly more determined than usual to get in your way, "So, what did you think of the fight just now? Aren't the humans exciting!?"
You smiled at him, "I'll agree with you on that. I'm gonna be honest, I'm quite proud of them."
"Oh, is that so?"
"Yes." Then your eyes go from (e/c) to red as you step in front of him with a wolfish grin, "I wonder if they'll finally make you Gods realize that one day, I'll come for you all, too."
Loki blinks but then laughs at your words, causing you to become stone-faced once more seeing how your intimidation didn't work on him, either because he was too arrogant or too out of his mind.
"Believe me, if I could die a thousand deaths just so you would come to me just once, I would," He sighs dreamily, making you roll your eyes and turn away from him, "But, alas, it seems you're too insistent on playing hard to get!"
It feels very noteworthy to mention that you've been playing "hard to get" with him for a good portion of your existence and considering how death was neverending, it has been a very long time. You learned long ago you shouldn't bother to get attached to people because you knew that you couldn't keep them, you'd have to take them and give them up at some point, and this tournament only proved that not even the God of Deceit would be any different if the humans could kill gods. Not that you'd be super upset if he were to die, regardless of how managed to rile up all your emotion, it would still be all the same.
"...Answer me this, God, would you still smile at me the way you do now if I had to escort you to Niflhiem?"
Loki seemed taken aback by your question and tapped his chin, pretending to think about your inquiry before giving you a sly smile.
"Only if you send me off with a kiss~"
You narrow your eyes at him but begin to walk away from him. You should've known better than to ask a serious question to a foolish God.
Jack the Ripper:
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Jack wondered if he was able to die a second time in the afterlife, well...he knew he was able too considering he just killed a God, but he wonders what would happen if he just dropped to the ground, laying down and succumbing to the injuries bestowed into him by Hercules and the crowd. Would he go to Niflhiem? Or would he just go to Hell?
He didn't get the chance to find out because once he fell to his knees, he felt another person grab one of his arms and put it around their shoulder. He feels their hand on his back supporting him as they both stood up together and then walked down the hall.
"I truly do believe that you're cursed, Jack." You sigh softly, shaking your head. He looks up at you, you can see him doing so from your peripheral vision and you chuckle to yourself softly, "Honestly, it amazes me how you're capable of such cruelty and yet, you still have such innocent eyes."
You speak to him like you are an old friend to him, in fact, you feel awfully familiar to him. He's certain that he's never met you before in his life, however, he would've remembered someone with such a beautiful color. You...you embodied it, you embodied his favorite color of life fleeting from a person, but there was more to your color than just that. You were a macabre work of art, so if you had met...surely he would've remembered you!
"D...Do I know you?" He asked, trying his best not to cough up blood. You shake your head, "No...but I do know you. After all, we have worked with each other quite a few times in the past. Five times to be exact."
He narrowed his eyes, now he surely felt like he would've remembered you, especially if he met you five times. You chuckle at his furrowed brows as he tries to think about what you were talking about.
"You might not have seen me, but you have felt me." You tease, finding the look on his face quite endearing.
He wonders what on Earth you could've possibly meant by that, thinking long and hard. Yes, you did feel familiar. You felt calm to be around, perhaps slightly bit ominous, but you felt like...like the silence after a tragedy occurs. Solemn, causing slight anxiety to those around you, but then...quiet. Calm yet suspenseful.
Ah, he knows who you are now.
And you can see it in his eyes that he recognizes you.
"(Y/n)." He says, making it your turn to be shocked,
He was supposed to know you, but the fact he calls you...that name instead of your generally well-known one surprises you. He notices your expression change and smiles, "I do apologize if that was improper of me, but something inside me was telling me to call you that."
He was an odd one indeed.
"Don't apologize, I also feel as though we can drop the formalities, Jack." You chuckle.
You bring him the medical wing of the stadium and as you lay him down on the gurney, he grabs your arm before you pull it away.
"Thank you...for being with me all my life, (Y/n)." He grins.
If you had a heart, you were sure it would break from how true his words are. You had followed him along for quite a long time until you caught up to him, and now here you were, this time, he was able to finally see you.
"You truly are a cursed man." You sigh sadly, squeezing his hand reassuringly before standing up and leaving.
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la-rougo · 7 months
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*SFW*—
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Hades x Chaotic deity ! GN reader
I could make a chaotic reader series lmaoooo
Warnings: swearing
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Even though the king is often busy and doesn’t really visit the upperworld unless necessary, but he sure does know a lot of dieties out there, including you
He only heard about your title like “f/n the disaster bringer” or “f/n the god/goddess of stupidity” he lowkey wanted to know who this deity is
You often run around in valhalla messing with gods and goddesses, pranking all of them and get kicked out sometimes, even Loki is afraid of going near you but ended up being your sidekick
Now that piqued the helheim ruler’s interest, how did someone even managed to do something even worse than loki?
He decided to come out to the upperworld more often to observe you from afar. He wanted to know more about you and maybe hang out around sometimes since he haven’t seek any fun in his life for a long while after all, though he have tons of work to finish
There he sees you pulling out your shenanigans stupidly, how cute. Your chaotic behavior may seem dumb and annoying to other deities but to him? He found it adorable and fascinating on how you come up with new ways of pranking deities none stop
H/c deity was found pushing Loki lightly made him dropped whatever he’s holding “jeez f/n! You’ll never ever get tired of bullying me do you, oh well. That’s what I found cute about you~” Loki said teasingly as he bent down to reach for the object only to feel a hard smack on his ass, his body jumped up highly like those goofy cartoons, yelped loudly from the impact on his butt. He turn look back at you with an angry wojak expression, his fist clenching being one centimeter close to blow your head off with a single punch
You whistles casually and ran away “this is the sixth time of this week that you abused my cheeks you stupid as—!!! *racial slurs*” you saw him chasing after you, running for your dear life, you tried to find a way to escape him cause you know damn well if he finally get you then he’s gonna slap your bakery back with immense amounts of strength that could send you to the oblivion
You found a tall intimidating god, you didn’t look up to see who he is or you have any clue of it, you hid behind him, sticking your tongue out at Loki. The mischievous god sighs and asked the tall god “sir, I apologize for that gremlin and for the commotion. May I have them back?” Loki smiles sarcastically. The tall god chuckles… wait, you recognize his voice “I’m afraid you’ll have you get your revenge later” oh shit. Is that… is that Hades? You thought as you lean to his side to look up and see his face while Loki floats away in defeat
You stare at him, who’s watching Loki leave, he is Hades the king of the helheim… he’s even handsome up close, suddenly his gaze switches to your eyes as he look at you with a gentle smile
“Where’s my thank you hm?” Your soul flew back to your body and you bowed deeply, head digging down the floor “uhh thank you very much mister!” You said, not looking at him. Hades was about to say something but was cut off by you fleeing away from him as fast as you can, leaving him confused and amused
You actually have been crushing on Hades for a while now, obviously you rant about him to Loki
Every time you see him greeting gods and goddesses so formally, unlike you. Makes your toxic traits says you can do that too
Well you actually tried that but failed, miserably
You often sneaked into the underworld to see your fellow friends like hypnos and definitely not Hades
He’s like your biggest crush or smth, when you saw him training or slaying any titans so majestically or his gaze lays on you, literally those night at your house would be you giggling and kicking your feet thinking about him
You often see him in events, celebrations and parties that mostly zeus being the host(of course) and you see how nice, well mannered and perfect he is
He’s like completely opposite to you which made you believe that he couldn’t be with you, he deserves an independent, formal and smart person, a person who’s as perfect as him not a goofy comedian… at least that’s what you thought
After your first direct encounter, you’re so close to explode every time the moment he made an eye contact with you again
Hades decided, soon he’ll get to know more about you and maybe got together… wait what?
You were hanging out in Valhalla again, but this time. You’re alone, sleeping while your back leaning against a tree in the garden while shifting uncomfortably
A presence seems to be approaching your slumbering form quietly, not daring to wake you up from your beauty sleep. The presence looms over your unconscious body, whoever it is, stepped beside you and laying down next to you without making any sound.
Your uncomfortable shifting was not unnoticed by the person next to you, hands slowly caress your back and sides silently, your upper body was caressed gently, being guided by the hands, which make your body turns aside. Suddenly your head lays on a soft surface, a fabric texture. One of the person’s hand now rest on your head and stroking your hair so tenderly. With the change of position and feeling something on your head, it causes your eye lids to open up slowly, expected to meet a sunlight but instead, observing the sight in front of you made you realized your current position.
You were sleeping on Hades’ lap?! While he’s stroking your hair?!?!?!
“Wha-“
“Hush, dear. Go back to your rest”
Your slightly widened eyes stare at his gentle ones, as gentle as his smile that’s being portrayed on his face
You were about to ask more questions but quickly got shut up by Hades’ lip placing against your forehead. Saying you’re shock would be an understatement. Hades’ lift his head up slightly, moving to place another kiss on your already pink dusted cheek
After calling for your soul to come back to your body, yet you still can’t move, not that you want but you’re actually that surprised. But you collect all your courages left and leans up to his face, leaning in slowly and place a peck on his cheek, the same way that he does to you, which made him surprised, but it was quickly replaced by his silly smile
He peck you back on the forehead while his hand run up to your head and pat it dearly, you feel like you can die right there, like fr
Hades lean against the tree and lift you up by your lower parts, placing you up on his lap and he guides your head to rest on his shoulder
He didn’t expect your second encounter would be this… lovely and sweet, he loves it a lot. He felt like everything that mattered his mind vanished while there’s only you in his head, he had never seen your peaceful side before and he love it, honestly he admire everything about you to the point he didn’t realized his feelings developed more and more
The two rest together under the tree in a garden peacefully, no one dares to mind them or even see them in the first place. At least one person saw and ran away to go weeping in the corner
You and Hades eventually become closer and closer together, even if the two’s personalities are as different as day and night, rumors starts to spread about Hades being your boyfriend or smth
I kid you not, when Poseidon heard about this he’s beyond disappointment. Out of all god and goddesses, you??? While zeus actually being supportive and adamas is just, shocked
Hades didn’t mind the rumors, he actually likes it since its just fun to tease you something like “we look like couples don’t you think?”
You almost leave him a scar
He’s actually starting to get serious about his feelings, does he think of you as a friend? Of course! That’s what he at least tried, cause seeing you with Loki makes him rethink his plan about confession
One day he was about to meet you in Valhalla like usual, smiling a bit. Once he’s close to your meet up place. A frown soon took over his face when he sees you and Loki together
He was about to turn away but a few words reached his ears
“What if he didn’t like me back?”
“He’s obvious as fuck!”
“Wait really?”
Hades turn back to see your nervous form looking around, probably looking for him? Hell yea!
He sneakily approach you from behind and surprise you with a little greeting
You flinched and turn around to see Hades’ face, his handsome face… you look back to Loki and giving him the “what do I do bro” face. Loki didn’t reply and slowly leaving, giving you a last thumbs up and vanished
You were about to go chase Loki but soon realized what you have to do. You nervously turn back to Hades, smiling like always, gah dayum he’s hot.
You cleared your throat and trying to recall all the practices you did with Loki, only to stand in front of him awkwardly. Hades’ calm expression turn into confusion and lean himself in to see what’s mattering you
“Are you alright?”
You startled by Hades again and trying to form a sentence
“Okay so, I’ve been crushing on this guy lately…”
Hades’ frown slightly and straightened his back. He only stood silently, he doesn’t even have to ask who it is cause it’s probably Loki, if it’s another person then, why would you tell him and not Loki?
“He’s a very cool god, I used to watch him from afar and admire him, I never thought of approaching him or talk to him because he’s Zeus’ brother. I’m scared he wouldn’t want to date an unserious deity because he’s more than a divine being”
Hades expression changed into a shocked one as he awkwardly spoke up
“Poseidon?”
You look up at him with a “bro what?” Face and facepalm. Do you really have to confess more? You thought he’s more clever than this!
“No… it’s not Poseidon!”
“Adamas?”
“…no.”
That’s obvious enough judging from Hades’ even more shocked expression. You pray he doesn’t reject you or if he does then at least doesn’t damage your relationship, you heard a soft chuckle left Hades’ lips and a reply
“I apologize for my obliviousness… but thank you for your reassurance”
Wait what? Reassurance? Fr? Like— fr?!!
You felt your cheek heat up, so does his. Hades lean in to place a peck on your cheek and pat you
“I like you too”
Flabbergasted was just an understatement, you couldn’t process anything but the only thing you’re sure you’re feeling is happiness and love
You look at him, now slightly flustered expression, which suits him a lot. You lean up and return the peck
Holy shit, having hades’ as a partner is literally every girls dream
Since he have quite lots of work, he’s quite clingy. When he have a free time he would cuddle you and spending times with you ended up with him going back to his work late
He loves you with all of his heart and he never dares to not return the affections because you have to feel how good you make him feel!
He’s also not ashamed of giving you affection or you giving him too much in public, like when he’s having a meeting with the Olympus gang. You who weren’t even invited is sitting on his lap and calling him like “hades my pookie bear” he loves it a lot and love his relatives’ reactions (Poseidon being the most disgusted)
He cares a lot like A LOT about you, example like when you cough a little he would immediately become worried and ask if you’re ok, he’ll go get you warm water and meds
Of course you tell him to calm down, although you love that about him
He doesn’t often get jealous because he trust you and loves you! Though sometimes he’s a bit unhappy when you’re too close with some other god/goddesses. But he wouldn’t cause a scene and just look away until you’re back to him
He🗣️definitely🗣️cook🗣️so🗣️good🗣️even though most of the time you would cook for him, but when it’s his day off he would make the most delicious meal known to Olympus for you, his love of his life
He could go on days ranting about how you’re a light that lit up his dark life into a fun spontaneous one, he loves you so much even words can’t even describe how much he cherish you
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rae-pss · 1 month
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can't stop singing (a teen beach movie's song) but it's apollo and reader, who has been cursed momentarily by the god to make her sing instead of talking.
both having a small musical moment between them while he plays the ukelele (is that the instrument playing?) as she tries to stay mad at him; yet as the song goes on she begins to take it less seriously and even starts to dance with the god.
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telvess · 5 months
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Hi bestie 🥺 it’s me!!
Can I request HCs for… Nikola? Like what if he has a fem!reader whose also a werewolf? Bonus points if you add in some cuddling and cute scenes between the two!!
hope ur having a lovely day 💕
Hi, bestie! I’m sorry but I feel I overdid this one! 😭
RoR: Nikola Tesla x werewolf fem!reader
Before you started dating, you tried to hide your little secret so as not to scare Nikola. It was easy at first because the two of you were mostly focused on scientific topics. Knowing how Nikola can lose himself in something that interest him so deeply, you thought that playing on two front would be easy. But then again, Nikola found out about his newest favourite subject - you.
He started asking questions of a more private nature, and you slowly began to get lost in the complex web of lies you had created. Nikola has an excellent memory, so he quickly picks up those tiny details that don't fit into the whole picture.
Once he confronted you, you thought all was lost. Part of you felt relieved that it was finally over because lying to someone you genuinely liked was exhausting and depressing.
So you finally told the truth, and Nikola - much to your great surprise - didn’t freak out, but made a face as if he was facing a complicated mathematical equation. — Hmm… — he muttered, massaging his own chin with his finger — Does it happen as the legends say? Only during the full moon? Or perhaps something else activates it? — he asked, you didn’t notice any sign of concerns in his eyes or voice. You blinked a few times before gathering your thoughts together. — You… serious? — you said in shock — How can you be so calm? He just shrugged, but he couldn’t hold his neutral expression any longer and soon a smile broke out on his face. You were sure his eyes were sparkling. — I’ve never met a werewolf before! How exciting!
Indeed, how exciting… At first you thought it was a joke, then his fascination with your ailment amused you and before you knew, you were just giggling as you heard him discuss with you various methods of taming your furry self. Nikola’s scientific approach to the issue was refreshing, to say the least.
Once you two started dating, Nikola insists on helping you with transformation. You’re against it, worried that you might hurt him, because you have no control over the wolf inside you. But once Tesla decides to do something, there is no way to talk him out of it. He presents you the capsule he had built to keep you in check during the full moon. He explains he could also monitor your vital signs to better understand your condition.
He talks about your thing with Edison without consulting it with you first (because he needs a consultations to his capsule!), which leads to a fight.
You were so frightened that your secret will be revealed to everyone you know, that anger had clouded your common sense. — HOW COULD YOU?!!! — you yelled at Nikola much louder than you intended to. Your voice echoed off the walls and once it finally died down, the silence that followed told you that you had gone too far. After a moment, you came to your senses, feeling an unpleasant feeling of anxiety in your chest that was growing cruelly by the second. Nikola’s face didn’t move at all. — I… — you didn’t know what to say, because even if you should apologize, you still felt betrayed — I just… They won’t accept me, if they find out the truth… Nikola frowned. — I shouldn’t have screamed… — you muttered, fighting with yourself to not start crying. You couldn’t stand his harsh gaze so you lowered your eyes. — Won’t accept you because you’re werewolf? — he repeated after you in a calm voice — No! Non! Nem! Nein! Nikola stepped closer, forcing you to look at him. — There’s no summand without sum. There’s no you without your ailment. Only weak minds cannot accept it and those aren’t valuable to you! He was full of determination, as if you were one of his great discoveries. Maybe that’s exactly what he thought of you, but you were too worried to realize it before? — Oh… — you just said as his words left you speechless.
Yes, some weak minds do not accept you, but you bear it very well. Nikola supports you through it all, mostly by talking about his latest ideas, which takes your mind off stress.
Of course, sometimes you have to accept the fact that he needs solitude. A scientist’s thing. Sometimes it may be days or even weeks, but even if Nikola is so focused on his inventions, he will not miss any of your transformations.
There are times when you wish you were normal, because Nikola asks way too many questions at once to the point that you start to think that you are not his girlfriend but a newly discovered anomaly that he is studying. You’re already moody because of upcoming full moon, so frustration grows inside you very quickly. You have to loudly announce that this is a bad time to satisfy his curiosity, otherwise Nikola probably wouldn’t notice your irritation.
During your transformation (technically some time right before you turn into a werewolf and lose control of yourself), while you’re in the capsule, you talk with Nikola via tablets about anything that doesn't revolve around your ailment. He entertains you with small anecdotes, rebuses and logical puzzles.
After transformation, when you’re exhausted and can do nothing else but rest, Nikola brings you everything you need. He makes sure you’re hydrated and fed. If you resist, he would bring up a whole presentation of what will happen to your body if you don't start drinking and eating.
You two were sitting on the couch under a blanket, in front of Nikola’s huge blackboard filled with many mathematical operations. — Did you know that chocolate releases endorphins into the brain, which reduce stress and pain? - Nikola asked after finishing the chocolate yogurt. — No — you replied with full mouth — But thank you very much for the extra excuse to eat more of it. — I noticed that it had a very positive impact on your mood before and after the transformation. You smiled, hearing his sweet theory. How adorable he was. — Nikola, I’ve been eating chocolate my entire life — you said — That’s not what makes me holding myself together lately… You took another spoon as you watched Nikola frown. He looked through his notes again, trying to find another explanation for your improvement. It was your giggle that brought him out of his thoughts. — It’s you, dummy! — you said with a wide smile. — Me? — Yes, you. You are the reason I’m doing so much better. You help with everything, you’re my stress relief thing — you explained, feeling how your cheeks grow warm. Nikola was staring at you in silence. Then he returned to his notes, closed them and placed them on the table next to the couch. — I had no idea I had such an impact on you… But your observations are correct: the support of la over should bring such results. Of course, chocolate doesn’t… Why are you blushing, y/n? Are you okay? — he looked at you confused. — Y-yes, I am. It’s just… you’ve never called me your lover before. Nikola blinked. — Oh, I see. Was that inappropriate? I suppose I should use the term girlfriend — he said without a trace of embarrassment. If you hadn't finished your chocolate yogurt before, you'd probably spit it out now. You watched as an unaware Nikola covered you with a blanket and then walked over to the blackboard to continue studying. His back looked very good in his grey suit. The sight and the words he just said made you stand up and walk closer to him. You wrapped your arms around him and placed your head on his back. Nikola shuddered; he was probably already in his own world of numbers and inventions. — You know… maybe I shouldn’t say this but I’m in love with you — you mumbled into his back. — I know. — You do? — Yes. Your voice changes when you speak to me. That one of psychical symptoms of falling in love — you’ve heard his dry explanation. — Oh — you tensed, feeling disappointment building in your chest. You should’ve listen to the voice inside you that told you not to say it so fast… — I love you too, dear. Nikola turned to you and placed a gentle kiss on your forehead. — Now please, get some rest.
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asmolfolk · 1 year
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Buddha x F!Reader
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Thank you for your ask, it was fun doing it! ^^ Hope you enjoy it.
Buddha x Small F!Reader.
For Buddha, it doesn’t matter your appearences. If you are taller, smaller, fem, male or anything else... What matters to him is your personality. So with that out of the way, he is in love with you immediatly.  Don’t get him wrong, he just loves the way you aren’t scared of other gods and that you don’t let the fact that you are human affect that. You know your limits and you put respect on yourself, because of that, a lot of gods actually respect you - not as Buddha’s S/O but as you.  You would be probably one of the few humans that the gods actually like. I could see Heracles, Ares, Aphrodite and even Shiva really liking you and even asking you to spend a day with them.
Anyone that he doesn’t let you to be around?
Zeus and Thor.
 To be honest, I could see Buddha making you keep distance from Zeus - That old rag loves womans like you and Buddha doesn’t want him to try ‘to seduce you’ [Not that he doesn’t believe on your strenght... But wanting or not, Zeus is Zeus.]  And also - Thor. Thor never holds back, it doesn’t matter if it is a human, god, demihuman, his parents - It doesn’t matter to him, he just want a good fight. Because of that, Buddha tries to not make you and him join in fights. Aside from them, he doesn’t care at all if you are friends or try getting closer to others gods, he trust you and knows that - except Zeus and Odin - you could probably live after picking a fight with them.
Is there anything different on your relationship?
I know what I said, but... He can't help it - He will always be teasing you. He really don't care about your appearence, he thinks your beautiful in everything, any shape... But- The fact that you remind him of those chihuahuas are simply... Too funny for him. He is always picking you up, holding you close and then - he would bite your cheeks or kiss you - before he lets you down. He calls you by sweet names [Like literally, he would call you by candy, cupcakes and others sweets that are small.] He will always make things difficult for you - putting things in higher places just to pick you up and 'help you' get the thing. Of course, if you don't like those 'pranks', he will stop it. His way of showing his affection is teasing and annoying you- He always make it up for you on the end, he is always there for you, listening to your concerns and stopping anything that is clearly not fun anymore for you. He cares about you deeply and would start to show his affection with praises and physical touch, sometimes he teases you - but not about your height. If you tease him back, you better run - he will catch you and just tickle you to death-
How does he treat you in general?
He is no gentleman, he is a teasing idiot that loves to piss you off. He loves to see you fighting and would always encourage you to fight against him, after all - he loves to see you so concentrated and even so angry. He thinks it's hot. He loves when you ask him for things, he loves to get them for you - of course, he will tease you.
"Cupcake... You couldn't get that? Oh, poor you- Being small sure has it's ups and downs."
He loves to hold you, it makes him realize how small you actually are compared to him... He loves to feel your body by anymeans. Being a god, sure has it's perks... And being with you is probably one of the best things that could have happen to him.
Bonus.
Those are one of the many 'nights' where you would be the small spoon, being hugged by the one and only Buddha. He was with a calm expression on his face, but he was far from that... His heart was racing... They wanted to kill the humanity - he knows that you wouldn't like it... He knows that you would pick up a fight. That's why he decided to do that for you, he wouldn't let you risk your precious time with that... That's why he let you in Olympus, because he never wanted to lose you. It was selfish of him to prefer dying than having to see you die? He doesn't care if it was. He needs you alive... He needs you happy... And if fighting against the gods is what you want - then, he shall do it. He was in absolute love with you - How couldn't he do something like that for you? He would transform the world for you, he would build castles for you... He doesn't care what's needed... He just wants you to feel loved, safe... He doesn't want you to get hurt anymore... You already hurted yourself too much. "Buddha...? Are you still awake...?" You said, grunning a bit as you felt his hug get tighter a bit... What happened to wake you up. "Are you okay?" "It's... Okay, cupcake... I- I will explain to you later, from now - just rest... Hypnos is trying his best to make you sleep well." He said, Hypnos was a chill dude that you and Buddha could get along with... But even with the mention of him and even with the calm tone that Buddha was using, you knew something was wrong. "You can tell me... You know, I won't judge you or say something bad..." "It's nothing like that- It's... Just the gods, Bru-chan told me about something... And... I will tell you that later, you need to rest." He repeated and you knew that you wouldn't get any other info from him... At least, he would tell you before going to the Ragnarok... Right?
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m3l-moony · 24 days
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My Night Queen, I have an interesting request for you...
Confucius with a dark haired fem!reader, they playfully compete about who has the best and the darkest hair, and the winner can do what he/she wants to the loser... but the loser ends up liking the situation!
Nothing NSFW or vulgar, only cuteness and love!
Enjoy!
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👾 a/n: Luna! I had so much fun doing this!! my hair is so black, I kind of had to stop myself from projecting myself in this writing 💀
📂 – fem! reader, fluff, slight suggestive ig?, Confucius being Confucius, just the purest love for my husband ♡ short hcs, sorry '^'
Confucius competing with dark haired! fem! s/o
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Confucius loves his hair and yours!
So... Why not have a competition to see who has the darkest hair??
You will probably spend a long time, almost hours, trying to prove who has darker hair...
Doing hairstyles, haircare, washing each other's hair... Anything, at this point it's more quality time than a competition!
If he wins: Confucius drags you with him to do exactly what he wants~
Go for a walk, get your hair done together, do something fun that's stupid at the same time but he's adorable so how would you turn him down–?!!
Plus, seeing that long hair of his down?! Yes, you winned more than him.
If you win: This precious thing is in your hands. He will do whatever you want without even thinking twice, he doesn't care what you chose to do, he just throws himself into it!
Well, now you have the most precious boy in the palm of your hands, make the most of it~ 😉
In fact, he's capable of admitting defeat to do whatever you want!! ❤️ he's an angel, isn't he?
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roastedchik · 9 months
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I can't believe what I'm feeling when I'm right near Your vibrant colors makes the sadness disappear Such is love, makes me happy we're both artists We changed the world together, more than we first started Let's paint the world with the colors of the rainbow Make vivid images to look outside our windows [...] Your colors look like heaven to me Such piece of art makes a lovely gift to see I hope one day we will share memories You paint my world and I'll play my melodies . . .
Some Jack the ripper x reader idea . . .
Inspiration:
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kanroji-san · 6 months
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Proposing to Apollo be like-
Y/n to Apollo: uhhhhh the Pros and cons of being with me...
Y/n: Pros. You'll be the beautiful one and with that, I very much mean the beautiful one cause holy are you beautiful
Y/n: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
Apollo:*Grabbing your face in his palms and pecking your nose bridge* you’re perfect the way you are so nothing will change that my dear~
Y/n:*Is processing the action while looking in awe at Apollo's happy face* oh...,oh?....oh oh!?
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sketchy-owl · 10 months
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RECORD OF RAGNAROK NO SENSE
Episode 24
~Apollo's palace~
Apollo:*looking at himself in the mirror* I look so beautiful!
Y/N:*laughing hysterically in the background*
Apollo:....I guess somebody ENVIOUS says otherwise.
Y/N: Bro you wear even more make up than my grandmother and at least she looks stylish!
Ares: Wooooooo!*cheering for Y/N*
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praisethesuuun · 1 year
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May i ask for a Shiva NSFW alphabet ?👀
I tried my best, I swear! As always, english isn't my first language, so I'm sorry for any mistakes
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SHIVA: NSFW ALPHABET
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A: aftercare <what they're like after sex>
Shiva isn't really the best at aftercare. He falls asleep pretty quickly, so his wives are usually the ones that take care of you. They'll wash you up, give you water and then you'll all curl up against your husband.
B: body part <their favourite body part on them and you>
I think we all know what's coming...he literally has FOUR ARMS. How can he not like them? He can finger you while spanking your ass, and meanwhile he will hold you close to him whispering sweet nothings in your ear all night long. Shiva loves your tiddies, they're so soft! Sometimes he falls asleep between them.
C: cum <anything to do with it, really>
Shiva likes to cum in your mouth, especially when you struggle trying to swallow everything. Also, look at him while you do it, he loves it.
D: dirty secret <a dirty secret of theirs>
He often thinks about calling Rudra over: it could be interesting to see how you would manage to survive with the two of them. Shiva is not ashamed of his friend, but if you don't feel comfortable, then they will stop.
E: experience <how experienced are they>
He's pretty much experienced, he has three wives after all (and he can keep up with all of them, at the same time).
F: favourite position <self-explanatory>
Doggy style, without doubt. In this position, Shiva can hold you by the hips, touch your ass, caress your soft skin...it's like heaven to him.
G: goofy <would they use humor in the moment?>
Oh boy, he's very goofy. He isn't serious AT ALL. He will act like a brat, teasing you like there's no tomorrow and laugh when you can't keep up with him anymore.
H: hair <how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the courtains?>
The carpet match the courtains and it's very hairy. Shiva doesn't think about shaving that much, even if Parvati reminds him to do that every now and then.
He never listen anyway.
I: intimacy <are they romantic in the moment or they do not care?>
Shiva's very romantic, you will remember every night you spend with him. He will worship your body, call you beautiful, while his eyes shine under the moonlight.
J: jack off <...self-explanatory part 2>
Oh yeah, he does. Let me explain: when you are busy, he knows better than bother you. Shiva will complain for a bit before giving up and walking away angrily, with the intent of finding the nearest bathroom.
K: kinks <their kinks>
Please, I'm begging you, praise him constantly. Tell him how good he's making you feel, call his name when you're close, he has to hear you scream it. Oh, and don't forget to call him daddy!
L: location <where they usually do the do>
You don't necessarily do it in the bedroom. In his temple you literally fucked everywhere, plus it's not uncommon for him to get horny while you two are resting under a tree or watching a beautiful sunset.
M: motivation <what turns them on>
Watching you dance: the way your hips move in time, your tits bouncing at every step and the smile you have while feeling his eyes on you. You're gonna make him crazy.
N: no <things they refuse to do>
I feel like Shiva doesn't like degrading you. He's more the "I'm gonna worship every part of you" guy. This good boy could never insult you, it's against his moral code.
O: oral <do they like giving or receiving?>
Shiva loves giving and you can't change my mind. The sweet moans you make while he eats you out are like music for his ears, he could cum at any time just by hearing your whimpers.
P: pace <are they slow and sensual or fast and rough>
It depends on the day and on his mood. When he's stressed by the requests of the other gods, then you better be prepared 'cause he's gonna be ROUGH; but usually, Shiva's pretty sensual and prefers to take it nice and slow.
Q: quickie <would they fuck you for five minutes or wait until you wait home?>
Of course, he loves quickies, especially when he takes you to a boring meeting and wants to spice up the mood a little.
R: risk <...DUH>
Shiva doesn't have problems with taking them, he's always open to try out new things. But don't peg him, it's the only thing he feels unsure about.
S: stamina <how long can they last?>
He has TOO MUCH energy. Shiva will stop only when he sees you can barely stay awake. You passed out from pleasure a couple of times, but he always stayed beside you, making sure it wasn't something serious.
T: toys <do they own any? do they use them?>
You two only own them because the other gods (aka Rudra, and Indra, sometimes) find it funny to prank you by giving them to you as a birthday present.
U: unfair <how much they like to tease>
A lot, Shiva lives to tease you. He won't stop even for a second, refusing to give you his cock or stopping his movements when you're about to cum.
V: volume <are they asking for a noise complaint, or are they quiet?>
He has no shame, he isn't quiet at all. Dirty talk is a must: when you two are screwing around, you always need to tell him to lower his voice.
W: wild card <a random headcanon☆>
At first, he was really nervous about having sex with you. He didn't know if you felt at ease with his wives in the same bad; in the end, you were enjoying their company more than his-
X: x-ray <what to they look like under there?>
Shiva's dick is slightly bigger than the average and it's very hairy down there. The tip is #b284c4.
Y: yearning <are they in the mood to fuck or are they tame?>
He's very horny. A lot. That's it.
Z: zzz <how quickly they fall asleep afterwards>
Shiva falls asleep so fast that, the first time you had sex, you didn't even know what to do. He tries to stay awake, but he just can't... please, forgive him.
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cyrojelly · 1 year
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Snv! Lu Bu x Seductive! Reader
For the record, this is purely self-indulgent for me as I love that feral man!
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- First and foremost, you two are gonna get side eyes and looks! Nobody has no clue how you two are together, with him being all feral and brutish while you are siren eyes and sparkles!
- Lu bu was initially attracted to your demeanor how you demand attention with your presence and how you take nothing from nobody but he fell in love with your sweet nature and how you're always so confident in him!
- You have no problems telling everyone you're together, and you're often seen hanging off his arm and will defend him to the ends of the heavens!
- Lu Bu will take you out to watch him train and / or train you to defend yourself when he's not around, though he's stoic and can get intense it's a fun time since he knows your not as strong as he is and is more gentle with you!
- In turn, you take him shopping with you he will hold all of your shopping bags without complaint and likes showing off his strength! Modeling clothing for him is a must, and he will greatly appreciate it! Man will practically throw money at anything you look at you want it, it's yours as I believe he'd have a lot of money as a war general!
- You get real touchy with him, always caressing him and telling him how gorgeous he is to you. He adores your praise! You once gushed to your friends about him over the phone, and he could almost swore he heard wedding bells!
- Other people and gods claim to have no clue what you see in him since their impression of him is a feral beast of a man that is always two seconds away from a rampage. Their not completely wrong but you like that feral side to him it makes for a very fun time (especially at night~).
- But you know there's more to him than that, and you will fight anyone who dares to talk down to your man! He will also bash anyone who talks down to you either. Yall are wild, but you're wild together and wouldn't trade each other for the world!
- He's not the most romantic guy out there and not really the best with his words, so he often shows you through action, either holding you close or gently biting you (you can't tell me he doesn't love bite during intimate moments) not to hurt but to mark you as his and since he knows you love it when he gets a bit playful!
- Your top supporters are Chen and lu bu's army they adore having you around since you make Lu Bu happy and because you're very sweet and help them convey things to lu bu that they're a bit too nervous to!
- Cuddling in bed is a must no matter how busy he is, he will always take time to hold you close and show you how much you mean to him!
- Since you are pretty seductive, a lot of people tend to take it the wrong way and believe your flirting even though you were just being nice and may attempt to pursue you further so yeah you've had a few stalkers in your life but lucky for you lu bu is now in the picture so all you have to do is say the word and your man is taking care of the issue!
- Overall, it's a very loving relationship despite what anyone thinks, and you'll go to the ends of the earth for each other! He's yours and your his!
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Thanks for reading, and let me know if you all want more, Lu bu! Have a great day! -Neo☆
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