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sketchy-owl · 1 year

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~RECORD OF RAGNAROK no sense 🤪~

Episode 18

(Oowlie Note: the reader here MUST be biologically a female, so I have to use she/her pronouns I'm sorry for my non binary readers 😥)

Y/N:*having a nice talk with Jack while sitting on Heracles' legs*

Snake:*enters in the room * "Why do I have to bring the message to Lord Hercules !? Why Hermes couldn't do it!? Worst of all Adam is here..." *clearly pissed*

Y/N:*stops talking*

Jack:Dear, is there something wrong?? Is the tea not of your liking? *clearly sad*

Y/N:*stands up and smiles* Oh Jack, I do like this tea I just have to....do a little thing right now.

Jack:*confused*

Heracles:*remembering that time in episode 16 * "Oh shit"

Y/N:*walking towards the Snake*

Snake:What do you want, lowly human?

Y/N:*punches him with all the strength she has in her body*

Adam:*claps*

Lu Bu:*thumbs up*

Owlie:*films everything*

Snake:WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?

Y/N:....this.....IS FOR THE PAIN THAT EVERY SINGLE WOMAN HAS TO ENDURE EVERY FUCKING MONTH.

Snake:...what?

Y/N:YOU AND THAT DAMN APPLE!! YOU ARE THE FUCKING REASON OF OUR PAIN AND SUFFERING *kicks him*

Snake:STOP IT! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!

Y/N: I'LL AVENGE ALL MY FELLOW SISTERS!

Adam: Yeah! Make him pay sweetie!

Eve/Jack:...."Should I tell her...that he is not actually the reason why they/we have our period?"*sweatdrop*

Nostradamus: Wait.... you think that's why you have your periods? ....

Nostradamus: *laughs*HAHAHAHA OH MY, FOR REAL?!!! HAHAHAA You women are all s-

Y/N:*turns around*

Nostradamus:...sssssssso strong to endure that pain! Snake you should pay for your crimes!*clearly shaking in fear*

Snake: WHAT!?

All the men inside the room: "Nice save Nostradamus"

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vandal-flower · 8 months

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Like Father, Like Daughter

Requested.

Pt. 1 Thor, Hercules and Shiva.

Lu Bu as a father General Headcanons.

Warnings: Just Fluff!

To be honest, Lu bu wasn't expecting to have a daughter. Not that it is a bad thing, just unexpected.

Many of his soldiers, allies and everyone he knew, thought he would have a son. But the thought of Lu Bu having a daughter does sound interesting...

He becomes very protective and cautious of her at a young age. Keyword on the very.

He makes sure none of the military equipment ever reaches her sight, as she would see it as a toy to play with.

He also ensures none of his soldiers ever have the chance to propose to his daughter, not even the thought of proposing to her will be permitted. (Told you so.)

As he makes sure everything is alright, he personally teaches her about how to be strategic in certain situations.

With these little lessons, he bonds with her and always smiles when she trys to mimic his voice. 😭

Chen Gong also helps just in case the two of you aren't around.

He leaves the "she needs manners" training up to you. (What did you expect?)

When she grows up, she's as beautiful as ever, but can be cunning when she needs to be.

She eventually gets bombarded with marriage proposals left, right and center. (Lu Bu does not approve.)

While he does not approve, he'll do anything for his daughter's happiness. It's one of the things that matter most to him.

In the end, he always spends time with his daughter when he has the chance!

"I'm proud of how far our daughter has come, (Name)."

"I know. And she's also proud of you too, my dear."

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#record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #record of ragnarok x reader #shuumatsu no valkyrie x reader #snv lu bu #ror lu bu #snv lu bu x reader #ror lu bu x reader #vandal-flower

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brokensenseofhumor · 8 months

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I love pathetic men so much

No I’m not elaborating on why Lu bu counts as pathetic

#ror lu bu #ror beelzebub #Ror chen gong #Ror hagis #ror apollo #record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #snv lu bu #snv beelzebub #snv hagis #snv chen gong #snv Apollo

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izanami462 · 1 year

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✨ Estudio de ojos del ragnarok! ✨

Mi ojo fav es el de su majestad uwu

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valkyrie-file-archive · 1 year

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Special File #0006 — 屈辱。

being a kinky masochist

.｡.:*✧ subjects: hermes ; lu bu ; sasaki kojiro

.｡.:*✧ file warnings: nsfw ; f!reader ; masochist x sadist dynamics ; spanking ; leash and collar ; degrading ; handcuffs ; chocking ; shibari

.｡.:*✧ submitted by: @/anon

Subject 1 — Hermes

"Ah, Hermes!", you screamed, bent over his lap, another spank landing on your rear with his riding crop, another red stripe joining with the other ones. "I told you to count", he said, spanking you again, demeanour so calm yet so dominant and intimidating. "I'm so-", you tried to apologise but before you could do so you felt the collar around your neck tightening, knowing he was pulling on the leash.

Subject 2 — Lu Bu

"You dirty whore, you like that, don't you?", he said, fingers spanking your pussy once again. "Let me fuck the dirtiness out of your brain", was all he said before he rammed his dick into you, the handcuffs around your wrists keeping you from covering your mouth, a loud scream escaping your lips. "You're always so tight when I don't prepare you. But as I know you, you enjoy the pain my thick cock gives you."

Subject 3 — Sasaki Kojiro

"Kojiro, let me come, please", you weakly said, barely audible due to his hands squeezing your throat tightly. You were practically hanging from the ceiling, your body shibari'd into the perfect position for him to tease you and make you whine. Your dripping cunt was hanging right above his erect dick, ever so lightly grazing your hole when it twitched, not giving you the relieve you wanted oh so bad.

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adcmans · 9 months

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PLEASE EVERYTIME I ALWAYS HAVE THE ENERGY TO TALK ABOUT LUCIFER IN ROR LIKE BRO LOOOOOK

BRo is JUST SO GHAJTBWNSJWBEB

HE IS SO CARING BRO LIKE DAMN, HE HELPS THEM SAMAEL,AZALE, BEELZEBUB

ALSO BIG ASS CHEST TOO.

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luxthestrange · 11 months

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RoR Incorrect quotes#157 Newbie

When Leonidas came to be the next fighter

Y/n*In a cage giggling looking at him*OOH~Fresh meat for the grinder!~

Leonidas*Weirded out and looks at the others*

Jack: Pay them no heed, They are cute but...they are...uh

Raiden*Crosses eyes and makes loopy finger around head,letting out a whistle*Wooo-hooo~

Leonidas: There's gotta be a better way for all of us to win-

Y/n*Giggling making their cage spin in the air*There is no escape!~The only hope is the sweet release of DEATH!~

Human Fighter*Shudder and back away*WOAAH-

Raiden: Oh you GOT to be kiddin' me

Y/n*Giggles adorably clapping at their reactions but gleaming seeing as Adam takes out the pudding and starts to spoon-feed you the treat*

Adam:...They get like this without their afternoon snacks...

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riseofamoonycake · 5 months

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Hi!!! I'm so happy that you're requests are open again. So I want to request Lü Bu and Leonidas with a sweet, kind, nice, kind-hearted and cheerful female reader who is a totally sweetheart, cinnamon rolls, a ball of sunshine who help him and his army in any way she can, like patching their wounds, cooking for them (I know it's a army but that don't stop me), just helping them in any way she can and is very clam and kind to everyone no matter what.

Sweet *^* VERY VERY SWEET! I hope you like it!

Guardian

Lu Bu

«I hope this doesn’t hurt you too much, sir… although judging by the condition of your arms, I think you are numb to the pain by now.»

Pursing your lips, as if you were the one with the skin covered in so many wounds that it looked like a constellation of scarlet stars, you press the cloth soaked in water and nettle on the largest abrasion that furrows Lu Bu’s shoulder and close your eyes.

The warlord does not move an inch or reply, and, as if he had been transformed into a statue, and simply continues to contemplate the opening of the tent, moved by the sunset wind in a dance of fabrics and colors that appear and disappear, and waits for you to finish taking care of him. The battle that recently ended was tough: even if Lu Bu put an end to the life of another enemy without any effort and on his face there are the usual signs of profound dissatisfaction, a boredom, for his army it was a difficult step; and even his body bears traces of it, albeit only superficially.

You sigh slightly, then reopen your eyes and smile, feeling slightly uncomfortable in that silence; perhaps there, with him, you are also superfluous. «Lord… it isn’t necessary to call me every time. If I bother you so much―»

«You don’t bother me, Y/N. After all, I am the one who calls you whenever the battle ends.»

His voice is always so calm when he talks to you; and even if his words are rare, counted, never once has he spoken to you without kindness. And his eyes... in that intense night, if you are not careful, you can even get lost. But this is what you want the most.

«Fi-fine, then.» You smile softly, then return to staring at the wounds and your face darkens for a moment. My lord… pay attention. Your body doesn’t deserve to be marked so cruelly, you think to yourself as you let your fingertips run over his forearm, knowing well how proud Lu Bu is of them; then your face returns bright and full of kindness, as soon as you force that shadow away from you. You do not have to be afraid. You have nothing to fear for Lu Bu, there is nothing that could truly hurt him to the point of killing him. You just have to trust and rely on him. «And… done. Everything is alright now! Time to be ready for dinner!⁓» You complete the cleaning and grab the bandages for another bandage, rediscovering the serenity and energy that always characterizes you, but Lu Bu stops you first: firmly, yet without forgetting the delicacy, he cups your face and lifts it, and his eyes sink into yours.

You observe him with amazement and remain stuck in that obsidian gaze where no light penetrates, except for your reflection; and the man smiles, then caresses your chin with his thumb, slowly, his rough fingertip brushing against your soft skin, his breath lightly pushing your hair back. «Keep smiling the way you do», he suddenly whispers to you, «keep bringing joy and relief wherever you go.»

You widen your smile at those words, as if faced with a prayer, and nod vigorously; in a fit of enthusiasm you take his hand, that hand that you can barely hold between yours, it is so large, and you kiss it sweetly, then you stand up. «Yes sir! There is still so much to do… I have to go by everyone else!», you exclaim, grabbing the medicine bag, and the next moment you are already outside Lu Bu’s tent, busy running to one or the other.

Lu Bu chuckles at your reaction, lowers his eyelids and breathes hard as he listens to you rebuke Chen Gong because he hasn’t changed yet and the strategist’s voice chirps uselessly against yours, and he too allows himself a small smile. Outside the tent, the first evening stars begin to warm the blue sky and the hearts of those who look at it.

Leonidas

«Don’t worry, there is enough food for everyone! And if it runs out I’ll make more of it, don’t worry!»

Your voice struggles to be heard amidst the tumult of warriors, yet it always finds a way: on the other hand, when you decide to prepare your famous cheese and honey cakes, even the animals stand at attention to assist to the spectacle that is created, as soon as you become the main pivot around which the whole camp revolves. But you love it; you live for this confusion, this ardor, every smell that permeates the earth, every voice. Even if you are a woman, your place is with the soldiers, and everyone knows it. No one could say you are not part of the army, after all.

«I come! Yes I’m here!»

From his hammock, slightly moving the book he is reading and turning his head, Leonidas glances at you and a light smile appears on his face, which makes him move the cigar from one corner of his mouth to the other. «The first slice is mine!», he shouts in a hoarse voice as if he wanted to scare, knowing full well that this is not what he will get; and you smile as you raise your head and look at the man for a moment, squinting, then nod and after a few moments bring him his portion, waiting respectfully while he sits down.

«Is this the way I like it?», Leonidas asks you, acting suspicious and adjusting his glasses to better evaluate the cake, and then focusing his burning eyes on your face.

You smile sweetly and hand him the plate, completely at ease. «Absolutely, my lord. But your warriors have been training all morning, so I added an extra dose of honey to them⁓»

«Aaaaaaah, it seems that my power no longer has any effect here…», the king murmurs, then accepts the dish and gives you another look, «and you are becoming more and more disrespectful.»

You laugh gently, then bow your head. «With permission», you reply, then return to the rest of the army with the same smile and energy, bringing with you the same warmth of the sun.

Leonidas chuckles, then gives you one last look and takes a drag on his cigar and closes his eyes. Even if he will never tell you, it is now impossible for him to conceive of life without you, your eyes, your smile and your kindness, sweetly at his side.

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monochrome-cropcrown · 2 years

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You hitting the RoR daddies (Humans ver.)

(I apologize if it's inaccurate...)

Gods ver. here

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thequietkid-moonie · 1 year

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With a S/O without strength but a really good fighter

[ HEADCANONS ] [ Lubu, Raiden, Sasaki, Qin, Heracles ]

[ Records of Ragnarok / Shuumatsu no Valkyrie ]

× This is inspired in Bojji (from Ousama Ranking)

I get super excited about this idea! I love Bojji and his whole character development is beautiful!!

Lubu

He probably saw you around but he never cared, at least until he sees you fight! One day someone decided to mess with you (making fun of you or just bothering you) someone who were obviously bigger and stronger, and yet it only took you a moment to defeat them with determination in your face

This pass so fast that Lubu didn't have time to undestand how the hell happen, but that doesn't matter, now you have all his attention. He approached excitedly asking for a fight, unfortunately this scare the hell of you and you ended up running away

Lubu decide to watch you for a while, and the more he watch you the more he gets confused. You're weak, as helpless as a bug, even little things were heavy for you, and yet you had a really stronge aura

Soon Lubu ask you for a fight again, and this time he won't take a no for answer. It doesn't matter much if you win or lose, what really matter is that you were a really strong opponent, one he never think he will meet, one of a kind

After that you get stuck with Lubu and his army, and after a while you two ended together

Lubu loves to see you fight, beating the ass of those who dare to underestimate you (and will make fun of them too)

You have Lubu's army at your disposal to help you with whatever you need, and they really like you, all of them treat you with a lot of respect

He doesn't understand why you are like this, but he doesn't care either, probably will be soldiers of his army who will ended up asking you about it (some of them will probably tear up a little when hearing that you lived this weak since you were born)

What does make him curious is that weird sword you use (a rapier), and he will laugh at the fact that thats the only sword you can actually lift. But don't take him wrong, this, in his eyes, just make you even more special and unique!

You two often have fights just for fun and he always get amused of how fast you are or how you always manage to dodge his attacks

Raiden Tameemon

He saw you around and even in the public when he have fights. Somehow you two ended up talking and he inmediatly notice how weak you are, Raiden gets really curious about it but don't want come across as rude, you notice his curiosity and ended telling him about it, you tell him how someone stole all your strength at birth (some demon or even a god), and how you had to live all your life like this

He feel bad about you, he start thinking that maybe you're this weak because he's this strong (as if he had been the one who stole your strength)

Raiden promise to himself a long time ago that he will use his strenght for the weak, helping everyone in need, and you're not going to be an exception, so after meeting you he is always ready to help you

At first it was the pity what drag him to you, but soon you two became friends and later on ended up as a couple

Raiden is a quiet protective boyfriend, strenght or not Raiden loves you with all his heart, he's ready to help you with whatever you need and won't leave anyone make fun of you (he will always stand up for you)

Raiden ask you about the rapier you carry around, and when you tell him that is for self defends/to fight he gets really surprise, but tell you that you don't have to worry about things like that, you have him to protect you!

But then the day he see your true power came. That day someone decided to bother you, Raiden was already in his way to your side when he sees you take care of the bastard without much effort, with the help of your rapier you take care of them in a blink of eye

Raiden just stand there for a moment, procesing what just happen, when he finally came into his senses he run to embrace you, telling you over and over again how amazing you are! He swears that he's dating the most amazing and wonderful person in the world!

Sasaki Kyojiro

The first time he saw you you were struguling to carry something, Sasaki decide to approach you and offer you help with it. He get really surprise for the fact that what you were carring isn't really heavy, both of you ended making some chat and he ask you about it, thats how you tell him your story, he listen carefuly (and curiosly) your explanation of how you don't have strength since you were born because someone steal it

Since then Sasaki and you became friends, he always offer you help whenever he sees you and he even tell you his own story, how he never really had win a fight. And with time both of you start dating

Sasaki is someone who prefer to avoid conflict (unless is with someone stronger), but will stand up for you if someone dare to make fun of you

He's truly worried about you so he may suggest you to train with him, but it doesn't matter how hard you train you seems to never win strength , so he just decide to let it be

Sasaki notice that there is something special about you, but doesn't seems to find out what it is, so he decide to wait. Also he's really curious about the rapier you carry around, he will ask you about it and even ask you let him try it. He find funny and a little cute that this is the only sword you're able to use

The moment you said that you use it to fight he stare at you for a moment before get all excited wanting to see you fight, and when he finally have the opportunity to see you fight he stares at you mesmerize, in that moment Sasaki falls in love with you even more (you can practically see hearts around him)

He inmediatly ask you for a fight, you're amazing! he wants to learn from your fighting style and he will ask you a lot of things about it, how do you do it? where did you learn and how? did someone teach you?

Now he always laugh whenever someone gets in your bad side or understimate you

Qin Shi Huang

Qin heard a rumor about someone really weak and that pick his curiosity, thats how he start searching for you. It didn't take long for him to find you, and inmediatly approach you and with a friendly manner introduce himself, after you tell him your name he ask you about your strength right away this man have no shame

The flamboyant emperor listen attent as you explain that you were like that since you were born because someone steal your strength, at first Qin doesn't believed it so he decide to stay by your side to see it himself, and he did

Qin see with his own eyes how even little things were really heavy for you, or how no matter how much you try to win strenght it never work. He doesn't really like this situation so he always offer you his help, even offer you to put someone at your disposal to help you whenever you want

By this point you had already stolen his heart, and it wouldn't take long for you to start dating

Qin is always teasing you about your strength, not because he wants to upset you but because loves to show off, and thinks that all your expresions are true beauty.

From then he never let you try to carry anything, always carring around himself your stuff (or put a servant to do it). Also LOVES to carry you around, in his arms, in his shoulder or in his back, where you're more comfortable (there are moments where he carry your stuff in one arm and carry you in the other just to make you bush/flustered)

Qin finds your weakness cute, and never gets bother for it (neither bored)

Nobody dare to even think to mess with the emperor's partner, but if someone is stupid enough to do it then that person have an angry Qin Shin Huang behind them

He already asked you about your rapier, and when you tell him that is to fight he get even more curious. Qin will for sure pester you about it until he finally had the oportunity to see you fight, he inmediatly notice that is a fighting style similar to his, for this he will offer you to train together (if you want) and some tips

Now in his eyes you're even more beautiful/perfect

Heracles

He used to be (and feel) weak, but this is a new whole extent. Heracles is a really kind soul and seeing you having a lot of troubles for your weakness sadden him a lot. His first approach to you was to help you and soon enough you two became friends

He felt a lot of curiosity of why you're like this, but is afraid of upset you if he ask, so you where the one who bring it up, hearing that it was actually someones fault that you were so weak anger him a lot (even more because it was when you were just a baby). After hearing you're story Heracles grows protective over you

He won't tolerate any kind of agression towars you, it doesn't matter if come from a human or a god he will stand up for you

He always try to be by your side to be able to help you whenever you need it (and because he loves to hang out with you), with time both of you become a couple and he couldn't be more happy

Heracles is a gentelman, he always treat you with respect, always in a sweet and gentle manner, sometimes even seems like he treat you like if you were made of glass

He is really curious about the rapier you carry around, but won't really ask about it

The day he had the oportunity to see you fight you were taking a walk by yourself, he sees you for afar when someone start making fun of you, he was ready to call them out but you were faster, in just a second the person was in the floor

No matter how much he think about it Heracles just can't bring himself to understand what just happen, so you wil have to explain it for him, about your figthing style

This makes Heracles rethink the whole imagen he had of you, even if you don't really have strenght you're not defenceless. He even apologize for how he acted

This experience make him get a whole new respect for you, and love you more too. He's still protective over you, it's just part of his personality

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