#rehks rants

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I love the fact that Margot Robbie said no one on the Barbie set would walk on the fake water of the fake pools and everyone would go around them even tho they were completely solid like that's so funny, a whole production team conditioned to play pretend in a giant Barbie dream house

#rehks rants #Barbie #Barbie 2023 #this is from the Barbie dream house architectural digest tour btw #I wanna live in those houses so bad the neighborhood is so beautiful

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Tumblr didn't even tell me I hit post limit it just stopped posting anything I thought my service was completely out

#rehks rants

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You may think that Fool for Love is a normal episode of television but watch it with a Buffy fan and you will hear noises never before created on the human vocal spectrum, sentences you could never conceive of, words that don't exist in the spectrum of English so I have to say ajdnrnrowjejrprofnfnnd AFOKFKEKFJTNR sjrnjrppsjbgnn

#rehks rants #fool for love #spuffy #btvs

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Me every time I watch no way home forever now

#rehks rants #hobie brown #across the spiderverse #spiderman no way home #atsv #literally this movie is soooo lame compared to what we have now #but it was always sooo lame I've always hated it that's why I've only watched it once before now

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If I accidentally kill someone close to me I pray to god it's not with something as lame as a banana peel

#rehks rants #it didn't even properly kill him #spies are forever #saf

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For real though I think there is something special about a movie where, from before it even starts, you know that everyone is going to die. There is no saving them there is no help the history is written and they have to die. And yet you sit there anyways and you get attached to them anyways and you cry when it happens because we WANT to love something even if it's doomed and fated to die

#rehks rants #last voyage of the demeter #last voyage of the Demeter spoilers #lvod spoilers #rogue one as well #and the thing but a little less so #even as I'm saying no no don't get attached to myself about the kid and the dog and the first mate and the girl #I get attached and I cry

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Me in real life: yeah idk if romance is really for me I don't think I have it in me to have a real romantic relationship I kinda just want to do my own thing forever

Me in video game: if I cannot marry her RIGHT NOW then I'm gonna blow up! I'll fucking do it fucking watch me

#rehks rants #this post is definitely not about #haley sdv #aromantic

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They really made season 5 episode 7 "fool for love" like That and then they were like NOOOO WHY DO YOU LIKE SPIKE DONT LIKE SPIKE HES NOT GOOD

#rehks rants #spike btvs #btvs #like I'm a lesbian and even I can see that he's hot shit #all the moral people were scared off from Buffy ok you're left with only the people who really want to fuck the vampires #and the pretty blonde gods

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Wilson sees house say please leave I'm not going to drag you into this you've lied to the cops enough already I won't push this any further than it's already gone

And then he makes a point to include House in his alibi. He pays a guy off to stand with the cane and scream across the room at him I feel sick

#rehks rants #hilson #Wilson will bitch and moan about how horrible house is #and then the second he's given an out he's like hey wait shut up #the second ANYONE ELSE tries to talk to him about how horrible house is he's like shut the fuck up #this is the more mouse bites guy episode btw

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I never knew I needed the cast and crew of Lisa Frakenstein screaming "you're a star!!" at a bug on camera but I do love it

#rehks rants #lisa frankenstein #Lisa frankenstein dvd #!!!!!

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MARK SPENT ALMOST $40,000 JUST TO GIVE HIM AND HIS CRUSH THE CRAZIEST DATE EVER???

#rehks rants #coffinshipping #stats from foot the bill episode today oh my god #saw #saw v

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😮 Lisa Swallows is the good version of Needy Lesnicki bc she doesn't even care if her monster partner kills people

#rehks rants #Lisa swallows #needy lesnicki #me gearing up to call needy a pussy again for trying to stop Jennifer when I realize Lisa didn't do that #needy should've killed people WITH Jennifer and then they could play boyfriend and girlfriend like they used to #jennifer's body #lisa frankenstein

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How did Mark Hoffman not IMMEDIATELY fuck Peter Strahm when he won the unwinnable trap

#rehks rants #peter strahm #mark hoffman #shit what's their name again #coffinshipping #saw v #the first time I saw that I FREAKED OUT #I was like oh no mr Gilmore is gonna die just like the angel lady and then he WHIPS OUT A PEN AND STABS HIMSELF

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It's only a horror movie because as time goes on he becomes more and more Cole Sprouse

#rehks rants #lisa frankenstein #I was sooo glad he didn't talk except once #but he did fuck it up a few times by doing the Cole Sprouse smile #especially the second to last time he got out of the tanning bed

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The sheer joy my friend group felt when we heard mcr in fucking renfield was indescribable. Just 7 high schoolers in the back row of a movie theater going absolute apeshit about Na Na Na

#rehks rants #renfield 2023 #renfield #mcr

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I am normal.

I have normal thoughts about characters played by James Marsters.

I can be normal about James Marsters in on screen relationships.

The sight of James Marsters on his knees does not affect me.

I do not want to force-brit James Marsters.

I do not want to make James Marsters my dog.

#rehks rants #affirmations #James marsters #spike btvs #John hart #btvs #torchwood #chance 2002 #the day I found out he was American was the worst day of my life #I think I actually cried