#remus is a wererabbit

[kaaaaaaarf]

So I watched that episode of Our Flag Means Death where Ed finds the bunny and thinks it's a wolf and thought, what if Remus was a wererabbit and Sirius had no idea? Anyways, have a drabble.

Here I Am (a rabbit-hearted boy)

Hogwarts Era. 654 words. Wererabbit Remus. G.

Remus' floppy ears twitch unhappily. He had been so careful—so careful not to let his friends see the monster he becomes every full moon. He thought he was sneaky, when he made his way out of the castle before dinner—after the other boys had already left for the Great Hall, but here is Sirius, standing above him with wide eyes. He'd seen the whole thing, the whole transformation—running into the clearing before Remus could even shout at him to stop. Before his body bent and twisted violently into a monster.  Remus' tiny body shakes in fear. Finally, after an impossibly long moment, Sirius seems to come back to himself. "R—Remus? Are you—you're a werewolf?"  …I'm a what now? 

"I thought maybe you were upset about Snape ruining your Potions final when you didn’t follow us down to dinner, so I came back to find you and saw you sneak out of the castle. I decided to  follow you, but I didn't think...Oh my God. You're so...so...cute."  Remus' nose twitches in a way that he thinks sufficiently expresses his shock and distaste. He’s not cute. He’s fearsome! An abomination! Sirius, unafraid, crouches down and strokes a gentle hand over the tawny fur on his back.  Okay, well Remus doesn't hate that.  Sirius scratches behind one floppy ear, and it makes Remus’ back foot twitch. Sirius smiles. "Are you a friend, wolf? Merlin, wait til I tell James about this! Our Moony—a real bloody werewolf!" and then as quickly as he’d appeared, he's gone, running off back toward the castle. It's just as well, Remus is dangerous like this. As much as he would love some company on the moons, one bite is all it would take and he could turn Sirius, too. He couldn't live with himself. Remus has just finished snacking on some grass, and is just about to hop into the underbrush to play chase with the rabbits of the Forest, when Sirius comes running back, this time with James in tow. Great. "See James! That's Remus, he's a werewolf!"  James, who is bent over trying to catch his breath, looks up at him like he's stupid. "That's a rabbit, Sirius." "No...I saw him transform—that’s Remus. He's a werewolf." "At best that's a wererabbit." He looks down at Remus, his face twisted in thought. "Sorry Remus, just a sec. Sirius—" he looks back up at the other boy, pinching the bridge of his nose. “—have you ever actually seen a rabbit before?" "Well, not precisely...Grimmauld is in the middle of London, not exactly teeming with rabbits and the like." "Babbity Rabbity? Surely you've read Babbity Rabbity at least." "I'm pretty sure Babbity Rabbity would never make it into the Black family library. Not macabre enough." James sighs. "Okay well, I’m telling you that's a rabbit." James points down at him, and Remus twitches his nose, hoping it conveys how tired he is.  Sirius stomps his feet, insistent. “But his last name is Lupin, not Lapin! He's Wolfie McWolf, not Bunny McRabbit!” “I’m pretty sure his name has nothing to do with which were-animal decided to take a chunk out of him, Sirius!” Remus tries to hop away while they’re fighting, but Sirius spots him and scoops him up into his arms. “Oh no you don’t! Come on Remus, I’ll sneak you back into the castle—get you something to munch on. What do rabbits eat, anyway? Hay? Flowers?”  Human flesh.  “They eat grass and, like, carrots. Good call though, better get him inside before an actual wolf spots him. Come on, Remus.” And that’s how Remus finds himself, a few hours later, in a soft bed, snuggled under the covers with Sirius’ hand gently resting on his furry back. He supposes being found out isn’t so bad, and if he wakes up in the morning—human again, Sirius spooning against his back, he thinks that might actually be even better.

#wolfstar #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #marauders #remus is a wererabbit #wolfstar microfic #fic: Here I Am (a rabbit-hearted boy) #hogwarts era

[industrations]

hellllooo your drawing of remus as a wererabbit has quite possibly changed my life. it is the single greatest thing i’ve ever seen and i will never recover from how cute it is.

i am obsessed

Aah i’m so glad you like the little guy @kaaaaaaarf truly blessed us all with that idea i just had to make a little something

Karfy is a literal angel and made the cutest wallpaper of him so i’m gonna share that for anyone that wants to use it

#farfy tag #wererabbit remus #mail box

[nettedtangible]

@kaaaaaaarf

You know what it is

#wererabbit remus #so deadly so ferocious #a monster

[lynxindisguise]

#Very Important Poll #wereanimal multiverse

[fxreflyes]

hi skye! do you have a fave wereanimal remus variant? are there any new wereanimals you’d like to propose?

hi lynx!! 💕such a fun question, thank you for asking :)

I am not good at picking faves.. I love all! However, I am partial to werecoo moony, penguin moon, selkie moony, wererabbit moony, and of course, werebear moony. (I think I am forgetting some tho)

oh my I have many suggestions! may I propose: Quokka moony, impala moony, sloth moony, tree frog moony, camel moony, pine marten moony, tarsier moony, and meerkat moony :)

sleepover time!!

#thank u so kindly this was fun #so many Moony’s! #lynx tag #I also 1000% jinxed myself and now have another meeting alas

[hiddenmoonbeam]

stumbled upon this video and all I see is padfoot and wererabbit remus 🥹 @kaaaaaaarf

#they're so cute my heart is melting #🥹🥹 #wolfstar

[fanonical]

harry potter au where everything is the same but remus lupin is remus lapin, secret wererabbit

[kaaaaaaarf]

karfy I can't stop thinking about wererabbit remus. he is hoppin around in my brain, nibblin on all my brilliant ideas. and I just. I need to know. is he ever consumed with the urge to bite sirius? just a cheeky little nibble?? does the next full moon feature padfoot the massive black rabbit??

Wererabbit Remus is seriously so important to me.

@industrations and I have discussed this at length, and Sirius' animagi is absolutely a big, black, fluffy bunny version of Padfoot. He and Remus have cuddle piles, groom each other, and are generally adorable. Sirius makes Remus a bit twitterpated, and they hop around the dorm room chasing each other. James is constantly trying to wrangle them, but they get under one of the beds and he can't reach them. (James is so, so tired. He just wants to be a part of the cuddle pile.)

Remus absolutely gets the urge to nibble Sirius—it's that ever present hunger for human flesh, you know? He restrains himself, but when Sirius is in animagi form he absolutely has a wee nibble. Remus is also really worried about scratching Sirius or James, so Sirius learns to knit and makes him little booties (and eventually a hat with space for his ears, and even a Moony sweater so he feels more like himself on the full). Remus is only slightly irritated at the hat.

#wererabbit remus #wolfstar #remus lupin #marauders #ask me #lynx tag #indi tag

[kaaaaaaarf]

I’m so sorry you’re having a hard time karfy, please enjoy this baby werebun remus ❤️🐰

Thanks so much, Lynx 🫶 I actually screamed at little baby wererabbit Remus. LOOK AT HIM!! 🥹

#ask me #lynx tag #wererabbit remus

[kaaaaaaarf]

inspired by lynx, a little baby wererabbit moony sending you love!!! 💕🫶🏻❤️💖

😭😭😭 Look at heem! He's so smol. Just a lil guy. (seen here thinking about ripping out your throat)

#wererabbit remus #skye tag #ask me

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Remus on Valentine’s Day

Remus on Christmas

Remus on his birthday

OH MY GOD, WREN! These made my morning. The marauders absolutely dress Remus up for every holiday. He is so irritated, but no one is listening to his nose twitches which is just RUDE if you ask him.

On Hallowe'en they dress him up as a wolf. 🐺

#ask me #wren tag #wererabbit remus

[kaaaaaaarf]

based on ur comment abt werebunny husband behavior… pls enjoy the shitty doodle i did to procrastinate work to make that one scene in poa actually canon complaint :)

AHAHHA OMG!!! THIS IS AMAZING!!!! This is the single best/funniest thing I have ever seen, thank you for this. Oh my God. I'm screaming.

#it just makes more sense when its a rabbit and not a wolf #dont question it #wererabbit remus #wolfstar #marauders #remus lupin #sirius black #SCREAMINGGGGG #skye tag

[kaaaaaaarf]

Remus on Halloween

TACO REMUS. Honestly this is the second best Hallowe'en costume after a wolf. My god how does Sirius survive the cute??

#ask me #wren tag #wererabbit remus

[kaaaaaaarf]

Obsessed with wererabbit Remus I can’t get the image of Sirius (before he’s an animagus) holding Remus in the crook of one arm on the full moon, just bringing Remus rabbit everywhere. He’s mid conversation but he’s also feeding Remus a carrot

Remus is Sirius' new favourite accessory. He is always holding him and rubbing gently behind his ears. He is absolutely just absently feeding him carrots, but he has to keep him away from Snape, because Remus' beady eyes get full of blood thirsty rage when he sees him. Honestly, Sirius can relate.

#wren tag #ask me #wererabbit remus

[kaaaaaaarf]

every time i see a rabbit on my dash now i think of your wererabbit fic… like every single time, im like oh hi that cld be remus! it doesn’t matter the type of rabbit either. im never going to be able to see a rabbit the same way again (ur impact is insane thank u <3)

haha You're so welcome!! 💖 Honestly, same though. I'm so glad the agenda is taking over everyone's hearts and minds.

My grand plan is to gaslight everyone into thinking he was always a wererabbit. Shhh, don't tell anyone. 🤫

#ask me #wererabbit remus #skye tag

[kaaaaaaarf]

OH MY GOSH! Wererabbit Remus valentine?! 😭😭 I love it, thank you so much, Skye!! 🫶🫶

#ask me #skye tag #wererabbit remus