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1337wtfomgbbq · 11 months
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Niki: It has been a long time my friends, pardon me but we had our hands full trying to find Riccardo.
Niki, grumbles: He was on a camping trip with Jochen, who sadly forgot to inform us about it.
Niki: But no matter that, let's get back to reasons the kids have been upset recently.
Niki: Nigel got upset at me that while washing his hands, the water was too wet. Apparently I should make it 'not that wet'.
Niki: Andrea was upset that I can't turn off the sun because it was blinding him.
Niki: Sadly I do not posses that kind of power.
Niki: Rene got upset that we won't be baking Santa Clause any cookies... In May...
Niki: Bruno got upset because he is not allowed to have an ant hill in his room.
Niki: He really likes ants.
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Riccardo Patrese - Williams - Monaco 1992
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1337wtfomgbbq · 1 year
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Riccardo: Nels', you put people in three categories, right?
Nelson: Yeah. Like them, don't like them and should be happy I don't wanna spend money on a hitmen.
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