#riverdale hate

[lesbiancocksucker]

Yknow what since I'm posting riverdale stuff I just wanna point out that the cheryl figuring out she's a lesbian pipeline is so funny and obvious written for straight men to jack off to

#like she paints half naked ladies #and that whole toni dancing scene with her in tight leather #idk maybe im just asexual #but everything about wlw in that show is just so sexualised #if i wasnt hate watching i would have thrown my laptop by now #riverdale #riverdale hate

[fashion4standusers]

Anyway, if I had a nickel for every time a series had six installments that gradually escalated in ridiculousness, only for the sixth installment to end with a universe reboot and the seventh installment to pick up in a new universe where alternate versions of the original characters now exist in the distant past, I'd have two nickels.

One of those series is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. The other is Riverdale

#some caveats #the gradual escalation of jojo is subjective #jojo kept going after part 7 #jojo also started in the distant past so its not as ridiculous of a jump #also i should say *a* new universe not *the* new universe bc sbrverse and ireneverse are different #idk if alternate versions is the right term for the riverdale kiddos but according to friendly space ninja its close enough #no hate to riverdale btw. i watched the first season and then learned about the rest of it via destiel news network and whatnot #i hope yall had fun with whatever happened in that show #riverdale #shitpost #not fashion #ffsu.txt #stone ocean spoilers #riverdale spoilers #? #tonight were gonna find out how much overlap exists between those two fandoms #araki please end jojo with the main characters watching jojo on tv like riverdale did im begging

[fadeintoyou1993]

alice laughing her ass off at the thought of this man murdering a teenager and hal said you think this is funny im about to be fucking hilarious..... and was!and was...

#riverdale #hal cooper #alice cooper #genuinely giggled so much last night with the girls he said bet! #and then fstfoward to season 2 im simply pointng out your father cant do anything right not even be a serial killer..... #alice and hal were funny sorry. Sorry for enjoying a couple that hates each other and is toxic and terrible and awful to their daughter. #txt

[lara635kookie]

#carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #netflix #cheryl blossom #cheryl bombshell #riverdale #sorry but i had to #ppl keep in mind that altough I am from the CS fandom I don't hate Cheryl #I myself watched some episodes of the first season of Riverdale but then I stopped because I am lazy #this poll is just for fun #both carmen and cheryl are queer strong pretty girlies #just warning that if you compare them be respectful #also if you want to consider og carmen for carmen sandiego that is okay too #this is a friendly joke okay #but as it accidentally took bigger proportions than I thought it would #as the riverdale fandom is bigger than the cs one #it isnt very hard tho i am used to small fandoms lolol #watch carmen sandiego #if you like cheryl you will prolly like carmen too #i used a photo of new carmen because she's from 2019 and riverdale is from 2017 #so new carmen is closer to cheryl than 1994 carmen

[mean-vampyre]

The irony of riverdale haters is that they will describe the most incredible and hilarious plot to ever happen in television and be like "yeah it sucks so much i wish things where boring and predictable"

#riverdale #just say you hate fun and move on

[lesbaurinkos]

people's insistence on Maybe The Curtains Were Just Blue-ing riverdale is so fascinating because you will state the most basic, explicit, incredibly obvious themes of the show and they'll act like you've lost it. and it's like something they make so blatant in the show's text that you can't miss it but like ppl are convinced riverdale somehow cant have any themes at all so they refuse to believe this very obvious reading could possibly be the intention. you could say smthn as basic as "jughead exists both inside and outside the narrative and must forever write the story to keep everyone alive" and they'll be like "lol riverdale fans extrapolating things that aren't there" but it's something they literally actually say out loud in the jughead paradox. rvd fans literally just State What The Show Is About and we die like jesus on the cross for it. and suffer more meaningfully than jesus too

#U PEOPLE ARE VERY ANNOYING SOMETIMES. RVD TAKES UR HAND AND TELLS U ITS ABOUT THE NARRATIVE AND CYCLES AND NEVER ESCAPING THE TOWN #AND YET PEOPLE ON HERE ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT IT COULD BE SO! #we literally are not extrapolating things that arent there. its literally just what the show is about. sorry u hate media analysis! #something something how dare you say we piss on the poor site #riverdale

[throwupgirl]

debate: did the barbie movie (2023) steal the joke about barbie being a fascist from riverdale season 2 episode 10 in which veronica calls cheryl a fascist barbie?

#mosts #riverdale #choosing to believe they did because i hate. #greta gerwig. and want to discredit her

[dykecherylblossom]

Im kinda obsessed with the Percival Pickens wiki

#truly the 3 worst things a human can do #hate the homeless #target toni #and target tabitha and pops #riverdale

[rozmiatacz]

They would find each other in every universe

#riverdale #rvd #archie #archie andrews #hiram #hiram lodge #hiram is hiram forever #hate wins

[englishflagcumrag]

something this episode really drove home is how much this season is a love letter to art, especially subversive art. even when the art itself isn’t what we’d consider subversive even in the 50s context, it’s about loving art enough to fight for its existence. jughead’s comics code authority plotline is the most obvious example but it’s everywhere: uncle frank trying to stop archie writing his poems, betty’s books on sexuality being derided and confiscated, veronica being blocked out of the cinema industry, kevin not being allowed to put on his musical, kevin writing a song for that musical about being gay and then never putting it in, the need for the black athena to exist in the first place, the way cheryl and toni sneak their lesbian pulp novels around, cheryl’s art being destroyed, fangs’ music needing to be profitable for it - or even him - to have value, josie having to fund her movie entirely out of her own money. it’s everywhere once you start looking for it. and there’s also immense power in winning that fight: betty writing her own book and the effect that has on her relationship with her mother, pep comics dying with dignity, archie’s gay mom kicking uncle frank out so he can ride the rails and write poetry in peace, veronica’s cinema succeeding anyway. maybe the real archie’s weird fantasy was the friends we made along the way.

#also the fact that it’s on RIVERDALE the stupid show everyone hates #riverdale #riverdale spoilers

[lesbiancocksucker]

Please tag your riverdale hate posts. Some of us don't go into the tag to see hate

Uh sure is the tag just like riverdale hate or something else?

#curious about which of my posts made you ask this #i make fun of the show a lot but to be fair thats how i show my love #its not like amazing but i do think its pretty fun #but yeah anyway ill attempt to tag my riverdale posts better #riverdale #riverdale hate

[shockygobsmocky]

#that moment where a character that you used to hate becomes one of the characters that you relate too the most

#riverdale #riverdaleedit #* #cheryl blossom #femalegifsource #useraurore #userconstance #userdre #userlix #usermarsy #useryusi #tuserbelovas #tuserlana #addys-beth #i could get in depth about this but its very personal #and i feel like the gifset gives a basic explanation of what is happening to me #but yea... #seeing this while watching the choni supercut may have changed my life #cheryl blossom i love you so much #i think that liking her rather than hating her was a turning point for me #as the past few years i haven't been the best mentally #(i haven't been good mentally for a long time but recently its been fucking terrible) #and ive hurt a lot of people due to that #but i am trying so hard to get better #but to quote lizzie saltzman no matter how far i come i can feel my own mind plotting against me #trying to make me lose everything that i've worked for #but watching/remebering cheryl's story through the choni supercut has been rly good for me #like I AM CHERYL BLOSSOM and im rly happy about that! #schitzophrenia tag #mecore

[philcollinsenjoyer]

NO FUCK THIS RIVERDALE IS ABOUT THE SERIAL KILLERS AND THE GARGOYLE KINGS AND THE TOP SURGERY BEARS YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP THE GOOD TIMES

#oh i hate what this says metatextually #riverdale

[mean-vampyre]

"Hey, that happened to my friend Archie!"

Bottoms (2023) x Riverdale S3

#riverdale #bottoms (2023) #god I hate making gifs #but that literally happened to my friend archie #and he actually got to kiss a man in his juvie fight club

[frostfairysteve]

eddie started high school knowing about the harrington family; his uncle had a few choice words to say about how they treated those with fewer advantages and how they were best avoided.

as he went through high school, he started hearing about one specific member of the harrington family in particular, from overhearing gossip in the corridors and cafeteria, from the school newspaper.

walking around school, he saw a lot of steve harrington. saw another pretty boy thinking high school popularity was everything.

and while steve never pushed eddie around or called him slurs, his friends certainly did, as steve just watched.

he always stared at him, dared steve to do anything, to help, to hurt. to end the bullying in some way.

outside those confrontations, eddie was too busy to care about steve harrington. too busy trying to keep up his grades and dealing and running hellfire and practising with corroded coffin.

so he didn't care when steve started going out with nancy wheeler.

he didn't wonder if steve could ever look at him like that. he didn't wonder what it would be like to kiss him, or run his fingers through the famous hair.

pining over straight boys that stood around watching as he got beat up could never end happily.

eddie had been forced to be good at being realistic from an early age. maybe he could get the happy ending in dungeons and dragons, but not in high school.

and he had a lot else to focus on. retaking his senior year, finding new outcasts for hellfire, making sure that wayne didn't have to carry all the weight in providing for the two of them.

eddie had no time over to think about some pretty boy, not even when that pretty boy falls from grace.

not even when the pretty boy shows up with a beat-up face. not even when the pretty boy is the subject of all the gossip he overhears.

but then summer comes.

but then his friends bring him to the new mall.

but then he sees steve in a sailor getup that is as ridiculous as it is scandalous.

and eddie might be good at being realistic when he has to, but he has always been a dreamer.

and the steve working at scoops ahoy is not the steve that stood to the side in high school.

so eddie ditches his friends to get some ice cream.

(steve's pov)

#eddie munson #steddie #my fiction library #idk this writing style worked better when i had literally just watched riverdale #i don't hate it tho

[darwinquark]

chapter one: quinquennial words: 6k rating: mature (for now lol)

read here: x

#jeronica #jughead jones #veronica lodge #riverdale fic #WELL I GUESS THIS IS A THING #idk y'all I kind of hate it but IT'S GOING TO GO SOMEWHERE GOOD #I have ~plans~