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his best hair seasons are very clearly 1 and 12 everyone stop lying

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ari's 1k celebration!

this is so unreal. there's a thousand of you. i've never done a celebration before because i'm way too nervous, but i think 1k followers calls for it. thank you for sticking around. you're all deeply beautiful people, and i'm beyond grateful for your support.

ASTER: tell me about yourself + give me a fandom and i'll ship you with a character!

DAHLIA: send me a character + prompt and i'll write you some headcanons!

IRIS: send me a character + prompt and i'll write a blurb/fic!

PANSY: ask me anything :)

prompt ideas: kisses, relationship scenarios & romantic gestures (feel free to send in your own though!!)

rules:

i'll write for any character as long as i know enough about them (check my m.list for ideas if you need to)

please make sure you specify the readers gender in your asks.

please remember to include the characters fandom in your ask.

the celebration will be active from 1st Dec 2022 to 1st Jan 2023, but you can start sending in requests now :)

tagging some mutuals below the cut in case they want to participate/help spread the word!

@katsu28 @unstablecaffeinatedmind @spring-picnics @bellatheslytherclaw @scram1326 @mystic-writings @georgeweasleysimpsblog @special-i-guess @shysneeze @perksofbeingjas @nam-rasgirlfriend @pvvnsies @writing-fanics @ittybittygreek @introverteartquake @aphroditelxver @an-idiot-in-fandoms @lcahwriter @lucasnclair @wrenwreads @karate-adjacent @carvle @willbyers-mygoddess @samssluttybangs

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sam winchester you will NEVER beat the whore allegations JUST because of this gif this is all the proof we need

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idk personally i think we should just keep him hungover or drunk at all times if he’s gonna choose to look like this when he is😐

drunk sam would be SO giggly and touchy SHUT UP

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but if i said id make him whimper then id be the bad guy

ignore the caption on the second photo…

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i just think sam winchester would fw period sex idk that’s all that’s the post

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everyone shut the fuck up and LOOK at how tall this man is LOOK HOW CLOSE HIS HEAD IS TO THE TOP OF TBE DOOR JESUS FUCK IM LOSING MY MIND

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oh

OH

sam winchester please please i want you under my tree AND under me this holiday season please please PLEASE

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i love him so dearly and i know if he knew me he’d be in love with me too i just KNOW IT we’re both too sassy though that would be our ONE SINGULAR issue. it’s 11 pm and i’m on my bullshit again blah blah blah yeah whatever i know but i secretly do think that sam might be my soulmate and i mean that a little too genuinely. the photo of him sleeping is kinda sending me over the edge rn lololol he’s so dreamy why isn’t that my view when i wake up? it’s cause if there is a god she hates me. if she liked me even a little she would’ve put him in this universe or atleast make kripke/singer give him one happy storyline that actually ends well… specifically it should’ve been him happy with me idk i think that’s pretty valid but it is also 11 pm and i am definitely on my bullshit.

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my life would be so so so so much easier if he just stopped looking like this like it’s starting to affect me mentally

#sam winchester #spn #supernatural #samssluttybangs #samssluttybangs being too honest #he is babygirl #sometimes babygirl is a 25 year old 6’4 man #like step behind me hon i’ll protect u #i would use my body as a blocker between him and a bullet #…too honest?

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is the S for sydney (me) or sam winchester (loml)? we’ll never know

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sam winchester’s daddy could shoot my daddy in the head and sam could do that whole little rhyme song thing in my face WHILE possessed and i’d still wanna kiss his dumb face and tug on his hair a lil

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it’s difficult for me to admit i am her. i am not sam-coded, i am this-cougar-coded.

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hey guys just wanted to introduce u to my housewife, samantha. she’s doing laundry in this pic, it’s her fav wifely duty.

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u can try and tell me he’s not listening to taylor swift u can TRY and tell me he’s not listening to this is me trying i just won’t believe u

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jesus christ i’m like

i can’t explain what this photo is doing to me i post sm about young sam but good fucking lord can a picture send u into early ovulation cause im so certain that’s what’s happening to me

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