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zread · 2 years

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You wanted to see Z in a bunny outfit, 🔞🐰

So today is the day before Easter, if ur reading this on the day before Easter it’s currently Apr. 16 Saturday, which means tomorrow is Easter, on Sunday,

wanna see what u and 4*town members are doing for Easter tomorrow lets take a look

You and 4*town are just sitting on the couch just watching tv, until Robaire say,

Robaire: “what are we going to do today Any suggestions?”

Jesse: “no not rlly”

Aaron T: “nope”

Tae young: “um”

Aaron Z crosses his arms while on his phone while sitting next to you.

Y/n: “you know what would be the cutest thing?”

Aaron T: “what?”

Y/n: “Z in a bunny outfit”

Bruh just imagine how cute that would be picture it in ur head.

Aaron Z looks up at you with a certain look on his face.

Y/n: “come on babe you would look adorable”

Aaron didn’t like the sound of it until he said this.

Aaron Z: “fine😒”

He kind of blushed a little bit, he thought it would be embarrassing to see is girlfriend looking at him in a bunny outfit.

He puts it on and u teased him a bit.

Y/n: “aww, you’re such a cute bunny man~”

His face was turning red just a little, awwww our shy athletic boy, imagine seeing him in a bunny suit 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭❤️

Aaron Z: “y-you like seeing me wear this?”

Y/n: “you’re the cutest why do u think I picked you to wear this?, You’re my boyfriend i have to support you somehow”

Aaron Z: “i love you bbg~”

Y/n: “i love you more bby~”

But then Z explains why u cant let tae see him in that outfit you know his favorite holiday is Easter, one time he hid colorful eggs around the apartment, and ppl were complaining about that.

Tae thinks hes the easter bunny.

Anyways u show Robaire, Jesse and Aaron T.

Robaire: “aww bro u look so cute in that outfit”

Jesse: “normally I wouldn’t say anything, but that’s cute”

Aaron T: “yup thats my brother, he makes a cute Easter bunny”

Y/n: “T, you did not just say that😨 Z! Hide”

You kiss him before he hides from tae he loves the Easter bunny hes like a man child and u love it 😂❤️.

Tae young: “ Easter bunny? Where?”

Y/n: “uh tae theres no Easter bunny”

Tae young: “but someone said Easter bunny”

Y/n: “oh idk i dont think hes here”

You tell Z, who’s hiding behind the couch not to hop out from behind the couch. Tae asked you who’s behind there.

Tae young: “y/n?, who’s behind the couch?”

Y/n: “huh? Who are you talking about?”

Z accidentally hops out from behind the couch and tae is surprised.

Tae young: *gasp* *whispers* “its the Easter bunny”

Y/n: *whispers* “i-“

Tae young: “Easter bunny?!”

Y/n: “tae thats not the easter bunny, thats Z”

Tae young: “what?!”

Aaron Z: “uhh- yeah im the easter bunny heh”

Tae young: “yay! Can we go hide eggs?”

Aaron Z: “i- ok im done wearing this im not wearing this anymore”

Y/n: “but babe i-“

Z grabs your cute squishy face with one hand and say this to you

Aaron Z: “is this what you wanted bbg To tease me like that~”

You blushed so hard and realized u fucked up for this 🥴🫠

Aaron Z: *whispers* “I’ll have to punish you later~”

He kisses you cheek slow and soft your face is red. And tae gets upset so he wanted to wear the bunny outfit Z hands it to him.

Tae young: “yay! Imma be the easter bunny i’ll go change”

Tae went to go change while Z and you are making out- until tae got back with the bunny outfit u try to look but. Z turned your head back towards him so he can keep kissing you.

Tae young: “im going to go hide some colorful eggs outside byee”

Hours later You and Z are still making out just a little bit.

Tae comes back panting 😮‍💨

Tae young: *panting for air *

You are sitting right next to Aaron Z on the couch and, he has his arm wrapped around your waist.

Aaron Z: “what the hell happened to you?”

Tae young: *panting for air* “I got *pant* chased by wolves”

Y/n: “i think you should stay here for now”

Tae young: “but- my eggs😔”

Y/n: “tae, look, little bro- i love you staying here with us is safer ok?”

You tell him everything is going to be ok and that you dont want nothing to happen to him u give him an egg with something inside of it,

Tae young: “ooh whats this?”

Y/n: “its and egg and it has something is inside of it”

Tae young: “really?! What?”

Y/n: “open it and find out”

Tae opens it and finds jelly beans

Tae young: “ooooh jelly beans! Yummy!”

Tae young’s dove 🕊 fly to him.

Tae young: “whats the matter buddy?…..your sibling is hurt?……ok im on the way”

Also Tae young: “ok guys i gotta go, my dove is injured”

Robaire: “ok bro see ya later”

Tae went in his room and Aaron Z looked at you and u remembered what was going to happen, so he picks u up over his shoulder, and carries you to his room and shuts the door- you know what was going to happen, you had the best Easter gift you could ever ask for.

Sorry it was so short i was sitting in the bathroom on the toilet and I thought of this story it just came up in my head so i had to write it for y’all. Hope y’all enjoyed!^^

#aaron z #turning red 4town #so hot 🔥🔥🔥

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ushijimas-middlefinger · 3 years

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Miya Osamu NSFW Alphabet

let's give this king more hype 😩😩

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

the best at aftercare 🥺 (as he should after he's been so rough with you-)

will run a bath for the both of (HE WILL SHAMPOO YOUR HAIR PLS I AM-)

THIS MAN!! WILL COOK!! FOR U!! AFTER!! YA'LL!! DO!! THE!! DO!!

ok jokes aside he will, yk, to replenish your energy & well you have to admit his cock's not the only thing tasty-

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he's really proud of his back, not only bc he knows it's FUCKING toned from his vb days but also bc he likes seeing it in the mirror with the marks your fingernails made, clawing against him so desperate to reach your high

A$$ MAN A$$ MAN 🍑🍑🍑🍑 SMALL, BIG, TONED, LIGHT, DARK, ANY SKINTONE HE DGAF HE WILL TAKE IT ALL 😩😩😩 HE JUST REALLY LIKES SEEING YOUR A$$ IN DIFFERENT SITUATIONS (eg: covered in his cum, red from his mild spanking, in yo booty shorts)

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

if you consented to it & ya'll are planning to have kids anyways, he will cum inside you !! it makes him very soft knowing you trust him 🥺🥺🥺

but he is also MORE THAN FINE finishing on your tits after you go down on him, on your a$$ (A$$ MAN 😩🍑💖)

he likes it messy anw 😩

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he lowkey thought of food seggs with you but was too embarrassed to even propose it 😛😛😛😛😛

but he'll be too distracted eating u out instead of the food-

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

he's a looker so he's bound to get opportunities to get laid but this man is kinda private so ig his body count is around 2 or 3

not that experienced but he SURE knows how to leave you red, overstimulated, breathless, and very very content

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

if he feels particularly wild, he'll go for doggy 😳😳 aside from the delicious view of your ass, he likes how he can pull your hair and pull you against him to find different angles

if he feels more passionate & romantic, missionary is the go to 💖💖 expect intense stares, tongues clashing, and feathery kisses all over your chest

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

will crack a few jokes in initiating sex but

DURING SEX YA'LL WON'T HAVE TIME TO CRACK JOKES YA'LL GET DOWN TO BUSINESS INTO PLEASUREVILLE

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

likes keeping it neat & tidy tee hee

will wax for you if you say so but otherwise he's fine keeping it abt 1mm short

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

most of the time it's vv sensual w osamu 🥺🥺🥺 intense stares, praises from him, words of desire translated into every kiss, every thrust

he won't pull off roses in bed kinda stuff not bc he doesn't want to, he's a simple guy, but he gives more effort into making you feel desired, loved, and content through intimacy

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

before you came along, he was fine with his hand 😌

HE DOESN'T WANT TO ADMIT IT BUT HE DEFO WATCHED PORN TO GET OFF ✨✨✨✨

does it in the shower bc it's easier to clean up & with atsumu mostly around him it's WAY safer there

but when you appeared he didn't even need to jack off i mean ya'll fuck everyday at least 3 times—

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

FOOD PLAY ✨✨✨✨✨

I DON'T MAKE THE RULES ‼️‼️❗

SLIGHT SPANKING KINK ✨✨

BREEDING KINK (he just wants to be a dad ok 🥺)

slight dom/sub play (not to the extent of slave & master, he likes being in control when ya'll do it yk ✨✨ telling you not to cum, spanking u, ordering you not to touch yourself)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

BOTH OF YA'LLS ROOM

he's a private person ok ❗❗❗

will think abt semi-public seggs only if he knows the chances of ya'll getting caught r extremely low like in the back of cinema, or some deserted parking lot car sex

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

the idea of you ✨✨✨ he loves you so much his dick wakes up when he thinks of you 🥺

ok fr your ass in booty shorts

WHEN YOU ACT BRATTY IT SENDS HIM INTO A DIFFERENT REALM PLS ACT BRATTY 😩😩😩😩

jealousy 👁️👁️ when another man flirts w you he is ready to throw hands ❗❗❗but will hardcore f you when you get home

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

threesomes

he doesn't wanna share u with anyone 😌😌😌 all his

his

all his

anal (he won't go near ur asshole if u won't go near his)

anything that endangers u is a big no

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

HE LIVES FOR BOTH

but he prefers giving a little more than receiving

osamu's a giver by nature so it's not a surprise that he prefers eating you out

it's not that he's not satisfied with your skills in giving oral ❗❗❗

i mean it's a sight for him to behold, your pretty mouth around his cock, tears in your eyes struggling to take him whole ‼️‼️‼️ just picturing it he could 🥜

but his priority in intimate moments is you 😩🥺✨💖

he wants to hear how good he makes you feel with just his tongue, he wants to make you feel loved and desired ✨✨

just you grabbing his hair to guide his mouth sends him to bliss ✨

dat tongue ain't only made for tasting onigiri

tongue = gymnast much wow

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

if it's a wild night, he's FAST like he's pounding into you like his life depended on it 😩 this leaves you overstimulated and he knows that so he keeps going

but if you both feel more sentimental, he'll keep it slower but everything thrust is deep, meaningful, and precisely asked into your special spots

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

kitchen sex? yes 😩

if you both feel playful & naughty, expect your quickies to be full of jokes but overall still breathtaking 😌

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

yessir 😩✨

if you ask for toys, he will get them ✨

you want BDSM? he's not into it that much but he'll try for you

anything you want, he'll do his best to make it happen bbg ‼️‼️‼️(only if it's also within his means & limits)

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

osamu can go for about 3 rounds but every round is intense 😳😳😳😳

tbh he can go all night but he doesn't want to tire you 😌

stamina is 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈

he nuts pretty long as he makes it a point to make you cum for at least 3 times before he does

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

by himself, he's not against nor in strong favor of toys but

seeing you use a dildo on yourself once made him realize he likes toys after all 😛😛😛

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

A HUGE TEASE IF HE'S JEALOUS!!

most of the time he doesn't really tease but if he feels playful and wants to prolong the session, expect edging 😛✨💖

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

THE‼️SEXIEST‼️GRUNTS‼️‼️‼️

not a moaner but

HE IS A CURSER

DIRTY TALK WITH OSAMU WILL MAKE YOUR COOCHIE 🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

"i love how your pretty cunt takes me so well every time"

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he wants to be a dad 🥺🥺🥺

he would love a family with you!!

he wants to spend his life with you and dreams of little kids of your own eating his onigiri & you beside him as you watch them enjoy the food made with love and affection 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

JUMBO 🌭 HOTDOG 🌭 (kAyA mO Ba tO HAHAHAH SUP FELLOW FILIPINOS)

more on the thicker side than the longer side 😛😛

length is around 7 in ‼️‼️

girth is 1.5 in in diameter 😛

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

not that high but also in no means low

is not the type to fuck you everyday as he can go 1 week not doing it but as soon as his hormones 📈📈📈 he'll do it with you for the whole night 👩‍🦽👨‍🦽

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

doesn't fall asleep right after bc he wants to watch you sleep first, maybe even do pillow talk 🥺

he has to make sure you're safe and sound first before he dozes off along with you

#osamu miya #haikyuu #fanfic #haikyuu!!#haikyu x reader #osamu x y/n #osamu x reader #inarizaki #miya twins

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silverlightqueen · 3 years

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bestie i have to say i can’t do for much longer 😭‼️i am sad, bisexual and get attached so EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER is gonna me make catch feelings😩 there is a limit and you are PUSHING it anyway here’s the list i made my notes

1. MINHO???/&&/):88gshsn\%^\€\

2. okay i’m fine now (now i’m not) what happend omg i didn’t think he was the first character that was gonna worry me (jisung and felix worry me but that is because of different reasons) i hope he’s okay but also we just met a few weeks ago and so it doesn’t have to with us right? RIGHT ?‼️

3. i like how sweet he is but i kinda miss it when he was roasting bitches left and right yk 😭 id never admit simping for a man BUT damn he has got me writing three point over him 😐 🤪

4. when i saw ;) my first thoughts were “i am up to no good bbg” (- hj at some point probably)

5. every time i think oh he’s not that thot-ish anymore he will pull some shit and prove me wrong 🤡 at least he does prove time after time that u don’t need make up to a clown

6. home boy was LYING with his 😐 he literally was talking about netflix and chill a few texts later 💀

7. he better checked up on minho other wise we finna a words (what if he just send “u up” at 3 am) 😃

8. he gotta stop simping i am not with his fuck boy shit ( i mean he doesn’t have to know i am) so i’m starting a petition called stfu hyunjin every time he doesn’t talk no dumb shit happens pls donate 🙏🏾

9. felix taking over jisung job of being in everyone’s business huh ‼️

10. talking about him i think the brownies is gave him worked 🥺👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

11. he needs to calm it why does he want me to fall for hyunjin so bad like weren’t you just simping for me 🤲🤔 why can’t he just accept that the only possible options are us x his dad 😩

12. “you’ll be calling me daddy” *gun shots*

13. *me: getting the anti thot spray and omw to do and exorcism on felix* 🤺

14. death doesn’t scare me but the fact that felix thinks we won’t top all of them they just casually talked about daddy and sir sure does🔪

15. and lastly when that anon talked about ch*ngb*n and y/n i was like 👀👀

everyone is already talking about ships which is cool but at this rate i’m more worried about y/ns sanity home girl is gonna need that 3 for 2 coupon for therapy at this rate 😭‼️ great chapter again simmy <33 btw can u pls add me to the tag list if possible i keep forgetting to ask

here’s the daily emoji meme, the *i have so many questions and emotions about this chapter so nohemi is freaking out” edition:

sorry bestie, I’m attached to them too but they have to suffer, it’s the silverlightqueen way 😈

1 and 2. my lips are sealed bestie you’re just gonna have to speculate about minho being a sad boy for a little while longer

3. I miss him roasting everyone too, hopefully savage lino will be back soon (but don’t count on it 😈)

4. you’re right, he probably has said that at some point 😔

5. LMAOOOO HE REALLY DOES PROVE IT 💀 king of the himbo clown whores

6. exactly mf lied right through his teeth smh

7. pls I think minho would beat his ass if he tried to fuckboy text him 💀

8. bestie have my entire life savings if it means he’ll keep that mouth closed

9. felix is getting nosy as hell fr

10. LMAOO YES your bribery worked 💀

11. he’s really doing anything he can to avoid y/n becoming his stepmother 🥴

12. 🔫🔫🔫🔫

13. we need to remove hyunjin’s spirit from him asap

14. LMAOO NOT Y/N BEING A TOP 💀

15. honestly same I was like ‘oop 😳 nohemi, is that you in disguise? 👀’

trust me like this girl has NEVER had male attention before and all of a sudden, she’s bella swan 💀

thank you beautiful!! and yess ofc I’ll add you!!

pls I love these emoji memes, definitely conveys the story 💀

#these chapter breakdowns are just the best #kiyokoism #silverlightqueen asks

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bruhkit · 3 years

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2020 eoy ask meme

no one asked but i like sharing so here! also heres the link to the ask meme if u wanna do it urself b/c like fuck waiting 2 b asked questions. here’s me reminiscing on the yr of our devil 2020

Song of the year?

hmmmm. my most played song on spotify was mama mia by austin weber but idk if that came out this year uhhh... i really liked monster by kp. obsidian was very cute c:

Album of the year?

PUNISHER BY PHOEBE BRIDGERS!!!!!!! 10/10 EXCELLENT DEPRESSION ALBUM also v existential and end of the world themed- v on brand for 2020.

Favorite musical artist / group you started listening to this year?

imma have to go phoebe bridgers on this one as well. her voice just cuts cool and clean like water and her lyrics are just *chefs kiss* lov her

Movie of the year?

lmao movies came out this year? jk but tbh with covid i didn’t really get much of a chance to watch any new movies. ooo but the short “if anything happens i love you” on netflix was really good i cried like 3 mins into watching it.

TV show of the year?

the good place!!! i just remember getting really into it at the beginning of this year so much that i started saying forking and stuff lol. it’s such a cute show with such a good wholesome message about bettering urself. 10/10 would recommend.

Episode of tv or webisode that defined the year for you?

tbh i do not watch shows only youtube so i’m just gonna say unus annus was super cool and i lov my goofy bois

Favorite actor of the year?

BASIC ANSWER BUT IDK EMILIA CLARKE IS SOOO CUTE!!! when quarantine started i watched like all 8 seasons of got and sheesh, khalisee b so fine wtf.

Game of the year?

i am not a gamer but among us was p fun. i played a looooooottt of it. i remember there was a week where i was literally staying up every night to play among us with different friend groups lol it was fun.

Best month for you this year?

uhj. do u realize what year this was.,., lol. jk i think probably just sometime in the summer when i was j chilling with no major responsibilities and getting in call with my friends all the time and hanging with my fam.

Something that made you cry this year?

bf might go to taiwan :(( cried abt it to him literally yesterday tho i just ew. long distance crimg. also it’s kinda funny bc in my past relationship my ex like memorized the time difference for taiwan and did long distance calls over discord for their past relationship and i was like bruh crimg i would never do that shit but here i am haha -_-.

Something you want to do again next year?

get railed! jkjk uhhh idk ig playing games with friends more and being more social. friend groups r nice to have.

Talk about a new friend you made this year?

mmmm it’s not that we weren’t friends but max and i got to b very close friends over quarantine and it’s very cool. also sloane was v cool even tho i suck at uh. consistently conversing with people. also kennedy and alice r very cool and i like talking to them abt being degenerates lol.

How was your birthday this year?

IT WAS AWESOMWQ!!! my friends drove and gave me gifts and i was v happy ab it :)! i got a thicc gaster keychain which tbh is the sexiest thing i’ve ever been given. love my homies all my homies r sexy.

Favorite book you read this year?

Frankenstein was pretty good ngl some school reading kind of smacks.

What’s a bad habit you picked up this year?

hehgehghe uh. bad @ respondibg to message. bad @ being consistent with school work. i also haven’t practiced a lot which is rlly bad b/c uh. music major. quarantine rlly has me depressed out here with no effort but tbh i think i’ve been sinking into that for a while. i def am gonna need to be stricter with myself next year.

Post a picture from the beginning of the year?

me with the homies

Post a picture from the end of the year?

my hair is short!

A memorable meal this year?

had pad thai for the first time. it was v good.

What’re you excited about for next year?

COVID VACCINE. SEEING MY FRIENDS BRUHGHG I WANNA HUG MY HOMIES SO MUCHHCHCH. I WANNA GO TO CLASSS. I’M SO TIRED BRUH.

What’s something you learned this year?

uh that i am not insane also that i am bi. tbh i think i’ve been bi for a while i just like. hated men and didn’t ever rlly find any interest in dating them b/c all the dudes in hs are crusty. but i have a bf and it’s pretty pog so.. :P. it is what it is.

What’s something new about your place of residence (room, home, or general location) now vs the start of the year?

uhhhh h h. i have a tv and i remodeled my room so i can watch my tv from my bed? idk i’ve just been home it’s the same p much.

Favorite place you visited this year?

i went literally nowhere this year fuck covid. i guess going to parks and walking around was pretty cool, also skating but the allen skate park is like. full of 8 year olds doing full on ollies and shit. lowk intimidating

If you could send a message to yourself back on the first day of the year, what would it be?

i’m sorry that you think you need to put up with this. and i’m sorry that you feel insane, you’re not you just need to get out of that relationship. if something doesn’t feel right you should go, also never let someone explain ur feelings to u again. u know how u feel and no amount of therapizing will make how u feel go away. that being said focus on urself bbg and maybe apply urself more to school and just say whatever b/c no one rlly cares that much. also don’t ghost people bc it’s shitty and makes people feel bad.

Did you keep any New Year’s Resolutions?

lol i dont remember if i had any. i think i just wanted to be like, happy. which i am :) i think this year i should def focus on school more and fitness bc i wanna get MUSCLE .

#eoty meme #no one asked but idk i love doing ask memes

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deluxedolans · 6 years

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95 with Eth???

CC 💙💙💙 thank you so much for sending this in. I really enjoyed writing this and I’m actually so excited to post it! love u bbg

Prompt: #95 “You’re cute when you’re all worried.”

“You guys are by far the dumbest people I know,” Grayson declared, standing outside the sliding glass door with his arms crossed.

You and Ethan had spent the afternoon doing tricks off the trampoline into the pool, but you had gotten bored with the elementary somersaults you had been doing, so you decided to spice things up a bit.

“You’re cute when you’re all worried.” You smirked at Grayson as you bounced on the trampoline, landing on your butt and settling down on the black surface.

Even if you were just teasing Grayson, Ethan couldn’t help but to allow his jaw to clench slightly in annoyance. Even if Grayson was his twin brother who looked exactly like him, it didn’t mean he wanted you to admit that he was good looking, even if you were saying it in jest.

Ethan shrugged, his adrenaline pumping, determined to assert himself in front of both you and Grayson. “Is it hard?”

Grayson’s eyebrows scrunched up, “Is what hard?”

“Hard being such a pussy?” Ethan asked, raising an eyebrow as he clambered up onto the trampoline. You laughed at Ethan’s dig, covering your mouth to shield your giggles.

“I’m not a pussy, I just don’t have a death wish,” Grayson emphasized as he put his hands on his hips.

“Pussy … not having a death wish, same thing.” Ethan sat cross legged on the trampoline, his hands splayed back to prop himself up.

“Whatever. Do you two want me to record your trick or not?” Grayson huffed.

“Yes, yes, we’re going!” You said, quickly standing up and preparing to jump into the pool.

“This is the last time I’m gonna say this, but I really think this is an awful idea,” Grayson warned, his voice full of anxiety.

“We’re just gonna land in a pool; what could possibly go wrong?” Ethan asked nonchalantly, his arms gesturing towards the blue abyss below.

“Famous last words, douchebag,” Grayson stated, pointing at his cocky brother.

“Ready, Y/N?” Grayson picked your phone up off the patio table, opening up the snapchat app as he prepared to record.

You nodded and turned away from the pool. You started to jump to gain some air; when you felt you had enough height you placed your hands on the back of your thighs tucking yourself into a ball, propelling yourself into the pool in a backtuck. As soon as you surfaced from the water you told Ethan to go, and he began to jump. Ethan was to back-flip over you and land in the pool behind you; in preparation for Ethan’s launch you moved forward in the pool, so Ethan would be able to land behind you.

You saw Ethan flying through the air, and your mouth hung open; his form was perfect, his muscular back clenched as he attempted to remain tucked into a ball. You were so in awe of Ethan’s ability to flip that you recognized almost too late that Grayson was calling your name. You thought Ethan would clear you … but he definitely wasn’t going to.

As you tried to quickly swim away from Ethan, who was about to fully land on your smaller figure, you weren’t fast enough. Ethan landed on your back and you immediately felt the wind get knocked out of you as you were submerged under water; you opened your eyes immediately, the chlorine from the pool stinging your eyes. You attempted to draw breath into your lungs, but your lungs were still in shock from the 180 pounds of pure muscle that had just rocked their world. You could feel yourself continue to fall beneath the surface before you felt a strong grip pull you above water, shaking you violently.

“Y/N, I’m so sorry, babe, are you okay? Please say something, baby,” Ethan said frantically, his hands underneath your armpits holding you above water.

“Holy fuck, Ethan! I knew this was a bad idea, bro.” You could hear Grayson’s sneakered feet sprinting across the pavement in the background, running toward your end of the pool.

“Shut the fuck up, bro. Y/N, what’s wrong? Why can’t you talk?”

You began to cough then, drawing in deep, strangled breaths as you tried to get air into your lungs.

“Air.” Wheeze. “Got Knocked.” Wheeze. “Out of me.” Wheeze. You coughed as you started to breath in air; Ethan then let out a sigh of relief.

“Jesus Christ, I think I had a coronary.” Ethan brought the two of you to the edge of the pool where Grayson was so he could help you out. Ethan handed you up to Grayson who grabbed your hand helping to lift you out of the pool.

“You almost had a coronary? You almost killed her!” Grayson exclaimed, poking a finger at his brother’s chest in accusation. Ethan’s eyes narrowed, “It was a fucking accident.”

“E, it’s fine, I’m good, I lived. Please tell me you got that on camera, Gray?” You sat down on the warm cement, wringing your hair out on the hot ground.

“That’s what you’re worried about right now? If I got it on camera?” Grayson was incredulous at your words.

“Well, yeah, because–.”

“Oh, no, you’re not–.” Grayson snapped as Ethan smirked his signature smirk, his eyes full of mischief as he predicted your next words.

“We’re gonna do it again,” you replied, holding your hand out for Ethan to grab so he could help you up. “I wanna see the video, so we can see where we went wrong and fix it for this time.”

Grayson gave Ethan a look of both admiration and exhaustion. “Congratulations.”

“On what?” Ethan quirked an eyebrow in confusion as he stared at the younger twin.

“I just never thought this would happen; you finally found someone as batshit crazy as you.” Grayson shook his head as he walked by into the house, you two cracking up at the truth behind his statement.

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dreammutual-remade · 6 years

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mua!you and lucas

request: hi may you please do a bullet point scenario about lucas and his girlfriend who is a make up artist for nct. thank youu- anon

word count: 3.4k

a/n: anon !!! thank u for requesting I lowkey struggled with this concept bc I was like uhhh how r they gonna u know,,, do the affection but once I figured it out this was so fun to write !!! I love Lucas hehehehehe. also I realized when I was picKINg this gif that I forgot to include the filming of the yearbook shiygeidfhvf pretend it didn't happeN okay

ps I have 8 requests as of now and I promise I will get to all of them pls have patience w/ me ily all <33333

good evening, Thots

let us dive in, shall we

alright so you had been doing makeup since you were a wee lass !!

of course it was , pretty terrible but like practice makes perfect and now you’re an absolute LEGEND

one of your friends convinced you to start posting tutorials and have an instagram acc dedicated to your Iconic Looks and the rest was history !!!!

you started getting hella attention everyone loved you bitch !!!

so you started advertising you were like ayy if y’all need your makeup done , hmu i am Skilled

at first you started out doing other gals makeup for formal dances and whatnot

then you climbed your way up the celebrity ladder and now you’re a god damn nct makeup artist ?????

things you did: THAT

alright so you got hired just in time for cherry bomb promotions

you took a look at some of their past looks and ,,,,, you were horrified honestly who did that to them

SM CAN GET FUCKED

anyways you Turned Their Shit Around and had them lookin bout fine as hell

all the boys had been super awkward around you at first and it was soooo funny

because you were pretty used to being v close to people you don’t know well

from all the years of doing other people’s makeup now you just go right in

you got real close to mark and he squeaked and like pressed himself back into the chair

like ? shouldn’t he be used to this by now ???

johnny was the only one who was cool with you the first time even if he was an absolute SLEAZEBAG

“sorry if i get all up in your face i’m just trying to keep your eyebrows FLEEKY U KNO WHAT IM SAYIN”

“nah i don’t mind having a face like yours that close ;)))))”

“oops didn’t mean to bump into your knee like that”

“that’s okay my lap is always open for u :}”

he’s the worst god i love him

you’re on the younger side too so he’s all,

c̢̖̲̹̞̰̪ͅa̫͠l̶̜̞l̠̝͇͠ ̪̙͕̲̫̯m̙̪͖e̱͙̦̳̦̝͢ ͕̼̳̰̞o̹p҉͖̘͙͍̞̲p͍̙͙͙̹̖͞a҉̠͓̠̜͕

and you’re all

taeyong asks how old you are and as soon as he finds out you’re younger than him he becomes your mom

you’ll be doing his makeup and he’s like okay but have u eaten today ??? you look too thin please eat

“one: stop moviNG IM TRYING TO CONTOUR YOU and two: please are u my damn grandmother i’m FINE i’ve eaten plenty :&&;&,$,”

you and haechan just roast each other the whole time

“yet another pimple i see, hyuckie, have you been keeping up with the skincare regimen i sent you home with?”

“first of all, fuck you, second of all, you sent me home with a piece of paper that said ‘you can wash your face to get rid of the acne but there’s nothing you can do about the ugly’ you evil WITCH”

but it’s all in good fun and you and hyuck are besties at heart and can tell when it’s not a good day for teasing

whenever you can tell he’s down you make sure to be extra playful when you’re putting on his makeup, tapping him on the nose or tickling his ear with your makeup brush til he giggles

i’m soft gOD

THIS ISNT A DONGHYUCK FIC I GOTTA CHILL

the rest are pretty cool with you too!! yuta is a worse flirt than johnny though it’s like unnecessary but it’s funny and you know he’s , mostly kidding, so you let it slide

anyways !!! cherry bomb is coming to a close and you did That the entire time you had them absolutely GLOWING

but then you get some emails from your boss talking about a new NCT U song/concept that will be filmed toward the end of the year

((i think that’s when it was filmed ?? i’m so sorry if there’s inaccuracies in here i’m very bad with dates :’-)))))))

they tell you you’re traveling to the UKRAINE

THATS FAR

and VERY COLD

they also tell you that they’re gonna be debuting two new members in this unit and you’re a little Nervous since you’ve only been doing 127’s and Dream’s makeup for the past like , half a year

(u were responsible for the we young era,,,,, god bless u)

but you’re also excited because they described the concept to you and you’ve already got ideas to make everyone look Hot and Badass

your boss sent some predebut pics and said the new ones were Yukhei and Jungwoo and, wOW THEYRE PRETTY

jungwoo looks absolutely soft and squishy so you’re a bit worried about making him look ,,,,, BOSS but yukhei.

is a whOLE MAN

he’s got big eyes and lips that give him softer features but , the look in his eyes and like his cheekbones and ????? wow you’re gonna turn him into Daddy Material

anywhom

the time has come and we are on our way to the ukraine !!! yeehaw it’s cold as balls out here

you arrive and get to stay in the hotel for a night before you gotta Get To Work

you arrive bright and early with all your beauty products

you , as the resident makeup artist, look cute as hell even if you are rather cold

your nose is tinted a bit red even tho you have foundation on rip

you set up your little station in the main tent because they’re gonna film all the outdoor parts first

jaehyun walks in first with winwin and they he looks scruffy af

“jaehyun you DOLT did you not shave ??? you know that tickles my hand when i’m trying to make you hot”

“i’m already hot”

“uh huh go shave your face i guarantee you don’t want me to try”

“ugh, yes ma’am”

“hey winwinie~”

“good morning !!!”

winwin is Precious and Easy To Work With as usual

mark comes in next and he’s flustered and cute AS USUAL

of course he’s comfy with you now but you enjoy making him flustered

“mark, baby, you’re GLOWING today!!! go off king”

“y/N PLEASE ENOUGH”

doyoung comes next and his Flawless Skin makes the process so much easier for you ugh

reLEASE THE SKINCARE ROUTINE

COWARDS

anywhom you get to meet jungwoo next !!!

FUCKIN UWU

his blue hair ,,,,,,,, amazing

he’s so sweet and releases little breathy giggles every once in a while when the brushes tickle him

you’re finishing up with jungwoo when, the Man Himself literally stumbles into the tent

“hyUNG are you almost done we’re bout to film man”

and he is absolutely Large and you are , very appreciative god damn

even barefaced this man baby looks GOOD that is not fair :-(

“lucas!~ you still have to get your makeup done but i think y/n was almost finished. are you?”

jungwoo turns to look up at you while he asked and you, have to exercise GREAT restraint not to talk to him in a baby voice

so you just nod and then give him a once over and tell him he can go ahead to wardrobe

you wave yukhei over and you’re like hey uh ,,, yukhei? or should i call u lucas ?!/!:&:&

he cackles and asks you to call him lucas and asks your name and how old you are and what your star sign is and your favorite color and your nct bias

(when you tell him you love them all equally he’s all like Not For Long

>:-))) soon i shall PREVAIL)

basically he’s questioning you and you’re like oKAY PLEASE IM TRYING TO MAKE YOUR FACE BEAUTIFUL

“my face is already beautiful thank u very MUCH”

“you boys are all the same jaehyun already pulled that shit today, LAME”

he pouts and you tap him on the lip with the handle of your makeup brush and then Get To Work

you truly have him lookin RIGHT wooo shit he looks good

and as you’re doing it your brain is like that clip from sponge bob where squidward is like oh NO he’s hot !!!! :(

you’re doing his eye makeup and you’re standing, in between his legs like they’re so long and in the way it’s the only way to get close enough to to do it well and you’re highkey, Blushing

he’s literally just staring up at you while you do his makeup and your hands are starting to shake what business does he have with such big brown puppy dog eyes :((((

“hey quit staRINg at me dude”

“ am i making u,,,, nervous ;)”

“, YES pls stop :((“

“aw i’m srry :((((“

pouts AGAIN and you shove his shoulder a little for making fun of you

when you finish you just kind of nod and he takes that as a go ahead and like SPRINGS up

and you’re standing very close so he almost knocks you the hell over

you tip backwards and he grabs you by the waist to steady you while you basically grab handfuls of his clothes to keep you upright

there’s a pause where you guys are just.. pressed together before you fly apart and lucas awkwardly rubs the back of his neck like nervous boys do in movies AW

“i really gotta stop knocking people over i almost took oUT jungwoo earlier srry abt that :’-))))))”

you’re like haha it’s fine :’-))))))))))))))

it’s really awkward so he yeets out of there just as taeyong strolls in looking entirely too smug

“so, you’ve taken a liking to our newest member hmmmm ??”

“aw no jungwoo is just so cute !!”

“quit playing dumb you knew what i meant”

“okaY but literally nothing happened please don’t make this a big deal”

“it’s a big deal bbg it’s tOO LATE NOW”

you sigh and then do his makeup pretty quickly since even barefaced he looks unreal

fckin anime character

okay everyone is now made up and dressed (jaehyun came last freshly shaven , looking like a bar of soap as usual) and you’re on standby outside to fix any little blemishes they may get while filming

everything is pretty good because most of the boys are used to wearing makeup but lucas is Dumb and just like ?? rubs at his eye and wipes half of it off ????

you sCREECH as he’s doing it and he jumps and is like ??? what is it what’s wrong with you

“what’s wrong with me ??? wHATS WRONG WITH YOU I WORKED HARD TO MAKE YOU LOOK THAT ETHEREAL DAMNIT”

you have to fix it on the spot so y’all can stay on schedule so he does that thing where he stands with his legs super far apart so his face is level with yours

his legs are so far apart in order for him to be short enough rip (.... literally. pray for his pants u guys)

you fix up his eye and warm him that you’ll give him a black eye with your fist instead of makeup if he messes up your Artwork again

the shoot goes really well and you get to know lucas and jungwoo better throughout the rest of the filming

things are…. tense between you and lucas but not in like a bad way more like a we are both sort of attracted to each other and unsure what to do from here way

lucas gets braver as time passes and has become wayyyyy more flirty

the tension just sort of transforms to hardcore flirting and little fleeting touches jskdkfk

you havent stopped blushing for like 4 days straight

as you do his makeup he’ll stare up at you with fckn awestruck eyes and one of his hands will drift up to circle around your wrist as you tilt his head this way and that

its a GIANT hand too I just wanna mention that they're very nice hands thank you for your time

as you do his makeup you’ll purposefully let your hand linger on his neck and use your thumb to caress turn his jaw

when you stand between his legs to do his makeup he’ll scoot to the edge of the chair to get as Close As Possible until your hips are almost touching the inside of his thighs ???:$&:&:@:@

SPICY

but eventually the shoot is over :(((( rip

buT no worries ;))))) black on black is being filmed in like a month and you’ll see his goofy ass soon heheh

highkey black on black makes u , Hot And Bothered like the part where lucas is on the floor and doing thaT THING

YALL KNOW WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

he highkey gets up and is like

did u like that babygirl ~~~ 😤😘💕🤪😩

and you just stick your tongue out at him and he sticks his tongue out at you and it’s Juvenile

“JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY!!!!”- johnny, from across the room

you: Red

lucas: wheezing

you guys pull all the same touchy flirty bullshit for this MV filming too and all the boys are like o.o

“hyung are u dating our makeup artist(¬‿¬) ” -chenle

“god i wish”

“what”

“i mean , no”

and now BOSS has been released and you’ve gotta do his makeup for all these stages and you two just , keep dancing around each other

when the boys get their first win for BOSS tho lucas is sO HYPE

because it’s his first time really performing live and they WON AND ???? THIS IS CRAZY

and he’s so happy he’s like shaking and he bursts into the dressing room after they all come off stage

he makes it there before everyone else because he RAN like a dork

you’re packing up all your stuff and hear the door open and you turn around to congratulate the boys but it’s just lucas and he runs in and pICKS YOU UP

he spins you around and sets you down and is like

JSDKSJDK Y/N WE WON ????

and you’re like

OMG YEAH I KNOW IM SO PROUD OF U ??!:&:@.

and then he just kisses you right on the lips in excitement

it’s just a press of lips and it was barely a kiss since he was still smiling so hard

his smile fades after and he looks , terrified

you also are terrified because ?

he’s Done It Now

the imaginary LINE has been CROSSED

but like, the barrier is broken now right ????

yolo

so you just shake your head and flick him on the nose

“damn you could have taken me to dinner first”

he laughs nervously because you haven’t made it clear whether or not you’re going to murder him and, That’s Scary

but you giggle and press up on your toes to kiss him more gently and tell him it’s okay and you like him and if he likes you back that would be GREAT

and he just smooshes you against him really hard and presses at least 26 kisses to your cheeks and it tickles and you’re like heY STOP THE LIPSTICK I PUT ON YOU WILL STAIN ME

“i like u too,, HEHEHHE”

“god you had to ruin it by cackling like the wicked witch of the west didn’t you???”

“absolutely, sweetheart :)”

okay the rest of nct u is on the way so you quickly agree that this should be a Semi Secret relationship because he’s so new to the scene and he’s probably not even allowed to date rn lol

but he INSISTS that he can treat you well no matter what and who are you to stop him honestly

he’s so blatant with the touching while you do his makeup now though that although you haven’t explicitly told anyone ,,, all the members of NCT know

he just loops his arms around your hips and pulls you close and blatantly admires you while you’re concentrated on his makeup

squeezes your ass every once in a while which makes you squeak and slap his shoulder

that little SHIT

one time taeil caught you sneaking in some food for lucas during dance practice and was like

“honestly just come in we all know you’re in a relationship gOD it’s so obvious”

so now you come to dance practice all the time with food for him and extra for the other boys

he’s always jealous

literally all the time

you’ll be doing marks makeup and hyping him up as usual

(baby bOY DESERVES IT)

and lucas will be :(((((( y don’t u say that stuff to me

“i literally say that and more to you and about you”

“okay but why not only me :(((((“

“oh my god”

or when you bring food he’ll be like NO she brought this for me go away you commoners !!!!!

honestly you feel like you’re taking care of a toddler sometimes except he’s HUGE

you have to be like

“now lucas, sharing is caring and i brought enough for everyone stop being gREEDY”

any free time he has he comes to your apartment

mainly because you guys want to be mushy and coupley and not have to listen to all the members whining and fake gagging

he’ll knock on your door at midnight with a blanket in hand and fresh out of the shower and looking CUTE

“can i sleep over :(((( i cant sleep without you:((((((“

BITCH

your heart melts oh my shosjdjdjckf

and this boy basically can’t sleep without you now because he sleeps over so much im emo

at first he insists on being the big spoon every time but after awhile Sleepy Baby Boy Lucas reveals himself

when he’s super tired he’ll just let himself in and climb in your bed and plant his head on your chest and his arms around your waist and just sigh contentedly

if he can’t sleep he’ll steal your hand and place it on top of his head and nudge you til you start running your fingers through his hair and scratching his scalp

uwu this is so cute

loves to hold your hands whenever possible

you guys can’t really go on dates since the relationship is Super Secret and he wants so bad to show you off but he CANT :/

so he just pretends y’all are out on the town and holds your hand at home when you’re just chillin

has taken to putting things you need in very high places so he can come up behind you and reach over your head to hand it to you

okay but like once in a while you both do your best to have a Normal Date where you go out doors you just have to be

Incognito Mode

so summer dates dont really work out since it’s hard to hide your identity when you’re not covered head to toe because it’s HOT

they’re mainly winter dates like ice skating and hot chocolate and fall festival stuff !!!!

he insists that you go to any festival in town like INSISTS

festival for a random and obscure flower?? you best believe you’re attending and going home covered flowers

he tried to make you a flower crown but it kept falling apart so he just stuck flowers all up in your hair AWE

forced you to pose so he could take pictures of you

(he made it his lock screen !!!! uwu)

this boy just, loves you so much and the day he tells you is when you’re both sick and dying because he got a cold and then gave it to you so you’re both laying in bed feeling Terrible

you’re laying there and feeling lightheaded and too hot but you’re both Clingy so you still hold hands at least lmao

and lucas tugs on your hand and you flop on your side to look at him expectantly

“yes, lucas?”

“hey”

“guess what”

“hmmmmm what”

“i love you”

“oh, me too”

“like you love me too or you love you too”

“U2 is alright i guess”

“no i mean do you love me or yourself”

“both”

“sweet, self love is important too”

and theN YOU TERRIBLE PEOPLE PASS OUT HEHSHS

WHO CONFESSES THEIR LOVE LIKE THAT ????

when you wake up you feel slightly better and look over and see Your Man sprawled out over the bed with one arm haphazardly thrown over you

he rlly can’t sleep without a hand on you that is so so cute fuckdjkdjd

you remember confessing your love to each other in a delirious and feverish haze and snicker because it was RIDICULOUS

you gently turn to face him so you don’t wake him up and trail your fingertips up his arms to trace his features

his eyes flutter open and he’s literally unreal like he looks like an angel

and he smiles all sleepy like and brings his hand up to capture your wrist and kiss your palm

“good morning i’m no longer fucked up on theraflu and i love you”

“good morning i’m also no longer fucked up and i love you MORE”

he scoffs dramatically

“not possible !!!!!”

“is too !!!”

“is nOT”

“IS TOO”

“IS NOT”

and so on :-)

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merlinthoughts · 5 years

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Season 1 Episode 5 - Lancelot<3

- YES BBG’s IT'S MY BOY LANCE

- he’s one of my fav characters u guys don't even KNOW

- like yah okay, i've only seen hiM FOR ONE EPISODE

- but he’s the light of my life

- and he may not even come back but he looks like a character that would come back especially if the fucking ep is named after him

- oh damn, i sure hope he does

- and goes into arthurs posse of knights or whatever, replacing val

- or what valerie was gonna be

- idek, lets get to it bc i could go on for days just picturing lance as a main character while continuously expressing my love for him

- BUT NOTHING ELSE OBVIOUSLY BC THIS IS NOW A CATHOLIC WEBSITE

- tumblrs trynna urge me to go with them nasty thoughts

- you wish tumblr

- you WISH you can ban me

- u can't live without sucking dick >:(

- wow slow down shev... wow okay sorry. christianism. i forgot

- it got the best of me

- back to the episode!

- omg it's buckbeak why he making a cameo in merlin??

- my inner potterhead(uwu) is coming out i hate this

- bet you can't guess which house i'm in ;)

- it's fucking slytherin, it's literally so obvious

- hissshiss motherfuckers

- ew guys

- this is so hard to type considering my fucking ‘-’ button (called a dash for u furries who only see a face) is broken and i have to literally smash it to make it work, so i'm just insanely typing up the next dash by screaming at my keyboard that i can't fucking fix

- and i have so many dasHES TO DO!

- that made no sense bc yall aren't living in my socks at the moment

- BUT I'M DYING IT'S SO HARD TO JUST GET IT TO PRESS

- fuck it copy paste, my best friend, you always come when the time is needed

- LANCELOT LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL

- lowkey looked like that guy from the 100 though

- but better

- nothing against baloney of course

- lancelot literally just introduced himself, the camera panned in onto his chest, then he proceeded to faint or some shit with the camera still zoomed on his chest, and merlin reached up to grab his shirt, probably to yank it the fuck off and the opening credits rolled up. wtf was that scene.

- WAIT I REWINDED IT

- it's not supposed to be a zoom in of his chest lmao, my hoe ass thought we had a little fanservice for a second, but there's a big mushroom-looking blood stain on his shirt which i guess is supposed to mean he's fucking dead so it's not all that confusing anymore

- when was he stabbed tho?

- whatever. shit always goes down in BBC that's often unexplainable.

- “it had claws, wings…” arthur stops his sentence melodramatically while uther looks terrified. “and.. what?” WHAT UTHER?? WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?? YOU THINK ARTHURS GONNA BE LIKE “FANGS, STEVE BUSCEMI'S EYEBALLS, DANNY DEVITO’S HAIRLINE, TALKS LIKE JOHN MULANEY?? I JUST TOLD YOU WHAT I SAW, NOT WHAT I IMAGINED. FATHER”

- but no… livestock apparently

- that’s what uthers shocked by

- not that theres a fucking griffin living in his world

- wait theres magic, means theres magic creatures doy

- but still, even if we all had magic here, i think it would be a little shocking seeing a griffin come for buckingham palace randomly

- or i guess if youre reading this and are in america, in the white house

- oh and it took only people apparently

- i guess that’s a little more severe but i stand uncorrected

- they be having a wild time in the hippogriff’s house ;)

- honestly sounds like a fucked up hogawart house

- here we have slytherin, hufflepuff, ravenclaw and... *looks at smudged writing on hand* hippogriff

- okay, who tf has a dream of coming to camelot when it's the most feared place, with banned magic and an asshole king with his hot bitchy son and a sorcerer who just brings chaos to the land

- well i mean, me

- bc of the hot bitchy son but whatever

- camelot? more like cameNOT

- arthur calls himself the ultimate killing machine like the edge lord he is

- ARTHUR FUCKING KO’D THE BITCH

- knee to the nose and all wtf man

- this is probably foreshadowing smth with the “only noble blood can swoosh like a knight” thing, like somethings gonna happen and poor people are gonna revolt and uthers gonna be like “GEEZ fine, okay, no nobles can become a knight”

- merlins such a shit stirer, telling lance he can be a knight and telling him arthur would love him when we really know whats gonna happen bc of that rule

- and here’s gaius like uhh u liar wtf, crushing lance’s dreams while merlins just like wtf gaius, live in the moment, we can do anything, this is OUR show

- literally their such good friends and have known each other for a solid 10 minutes only

- i'm not that big into beards but id love to rub my face on lance’s

- HOMEWORK IS MERLIN’S EXCUSE, MERLIN UR LIKE 20 IN A WORLD PROB WITHOUT HOMEWORK

- haha little fault there, or like a minor inconvenience which isn’t important but i like to pretend to be smart: middle ages or well the show’s era was more in “AD” (476-ish is the start of middle ages, while the arthurian legend is supposed to happen in the 5/6th century so yeah, technically 400/500 AD), and homework supposedly only started up in 1095 so BOOM BBC GOTCHA

- no, merlin’s not gonna perform magic right in front of the librarian

- does he not know the wrath of librarians???

- our librarian at school literally kicked everyone out of the library once for the whole semester because there was an apple core on the bookshelf. this was during exam week. do u know how much i wanted to kill the person who didn't admit to their mistakes and let everyone suffer. WE COULDN'T ENTER TO EVEN STUDY

- OH GOD, HE'S DOING IT MERLIN IS A FUCKING MESS

- gwen and lancelot are my favourite thing, i literally want them to be together by the next episode

- or the next one with lance

- WAIT LANCELOT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MAIN CHARACTER ISN'T HE BC I KNOW VAGUELY THE ARTHURIAN LEGEND AND LANCELOT WAS A KNIGHT WASN'T HE???? HE WAS A FUCKING KNIGHT AND ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT NEXT TO LIKE IDK BEDEVERE OR SMTH THIS IS AMAZING NEWS GUYS I LITERALLY COULD BE A DETECTIVE

- !!!! the only heto ship on this show i actually adore !!!!!!

- i mean i only love two things: merthur and glance

- idek what gwen and lance’s ship name is so its now glance

- merlin would be the best wingman for them by being gwens bestie

- “you can start by cleaning out the stables” *lance looks to merlin while merlin gives him the biggest smile and thumbs up* this fuckING DORK

- harry potter au where everything is the same but that grim reaper looking human creature in the prisoner of azkaban executing buckbeak is actually lancelot in the future

- for symbolism purpose, not saying lance is like an animal killer but yknow

- same thing with the griffin yknow

- the two prettiest dudes in my world fighting against one another while sweat is glistening down their forheads is my new favourite aesthetic

- BUCKBEAK HAS COME

- oh wait no, people having been attacked by buckbeak have come

- netflix fucked up by subbing arthur as “orther” and i never laughed so hard

- don’t make me fucking laugh when there’s an ambush, netflix, this is not christian

- annd arthur’s pride is gone, and he goes up to chop lance’s fucking head off

- OH SHIT THAT TRANSITION THOUGH

- i'm so proud of my bb like genuinely so proud, lance deserves so much and here is is!! a knight!!

- MORGANA APPEARS THE LOML

- the three lomls in one room?? seriously bbc?? you really doing that to me?? for once im actually impressed and happy

- he's gonna get caught, i mean i KNOW that, but like it's still stressing out

- ewewewewewewewewewew

- arthur called morgana “isn't she so beautiful??” with a lovey dovey face pls don't lead this to that stepsibling porn bullshit i'm going to fucking puke

- i hated that shadowhunter bullshit like they seriously going to hit me with the indirect incest?? i was so done. i hated jace and clary, idc if theyre like the most popular couple, like wheres my raphael lovers at bc that's a boy i can enjoy

- “so if you could choose one... lance or arthur?” merlin subtly asks gwen like he doesn't have an answer himself

- it would have been so perfect geez, gwen and lance, merlin and arthur, myself and morgana

- i really wanna know what lance, merlin and arthur look like drunk bc that's a hell of a hangover they got the next morning and they probably cut out most of the soiree so like what did they do?? was there any drunk dancing and flirting??? bc i literally want to see that happen

- ik it's a bad thing but those drunk tropes where someone confesses their love to the person they like while under the influence is my favourite thing bc it's both hilarious, genuine and the other person often helps them to their feet and gets them to a safer place to rest and that's fricken adorable guys!

- not the drinking obviously, thats like a thing you can enjoy if you want but ya girl does not like drinking. or, well, she likes drinking with a limit. you can tell who likes to be the designated driver lmao. people here be drinking flat out whiskey and i tried it once and it burned by fucking throat

- merlin fucked up

- and this is technically his fault

- THEY GOT CAUGHT LMAO IT IS HIS FAULT

- hungover and caught this won't bode well

- “not worthy of a knighthood”

- hey so how do you retract a knighthood?

- do you like reverse the shoulder tapping

- like if you're christian, bc you know, we, as a christian group on this tumblr site, should already know about it... but when we do that cross thing on our shoulders, it means like a direct call with god or some shit. and if we do it the opposite direction it's considered the antichrist so is it the same for knighthood?

- OMG I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANy

- okay with christianity it's tapping the head the stomach, shoulder then shoulder, right? but the reverse is the anti cross like shoulder to shoulder, stomach and head. but… what if it were tapping the stomach, crotch, hip to hip? it would make sense right??? since the cross is upside down… it would lead to the dick and not the head. THAT'S WHY IT'S AN UPSIDE DOWN CROSS. BC YOU AINT SUPPOSED TO GRAB THEM BALLS UNTIL MARRIAGE!!! I SEE OMG I SEE YOU JESUS, TRYNNA HIDE UR FLOURISHING SEXUALITY

- omg guys, don't grab ur fucking balls in this blog post, it's considered the antichrist

- “you never will be” lmao he's gonna come back, he's lancelot, that's a main in the og legend

- how pissed will lance be with merlin

- i hope big time bc like... angry lance *dries off sweat with hands*

- aw damn lance isn't mad he's like “this is my punishment. mine to bare, mine to bare alone. stop blaming urself. i put this on me�� this fucking goof is making me swoon once fucking more

- NOW BUCKBEAKS BACK

- he's a real goat x3

- buckbeak can literally fuck shit up in the air, camelot has nothing on him

- ARTHURS FUCKING DEAD LMAO

- oh wait he aint, just a few of his knights

- imagine being an extra and playing as one of those knights. having to fight next to bradley james, and have him look at you when someones doing something stupid like you can mentally agree with him and then pretend to die on camera. that would be my dream. make-a-wish better do me some good when i get diseased that will prob be named after me

- hoephagus

- stupidolis

- nah thats stupid

- ;)

- i now understand mulans will to pretend to be a guy and join the army bc i would literally do that if i could stay with arthur fucking pendragon

- aw it's called a griffin not a hippogriff

- i'm saddened

- harry potter has taught me WRONG

- this looks to be the climax where merlins like “fine guys, geez, i'll kill the griffin bc i'm magic!! wow!!! but arthur obviously knew, and i thought gwen was gonna know but she shocked me even more when she didn’t like fucking hell everyones oblivious. but since you can only kill buckbeak with magic, sigh, i'm exposing myself ig” even if it's like halfway through season 1 with 5 seasons altogether, this looks to be the right time

- this really sounds to be what we are waiting for, what kilgarah said about the destiny merlin will have

- WAIT WE HAVEN'T SEE THAT BITCH IN A WHILE

- wheres the dickwad gone lmao like was the actor busy the last few episodes or what?

- OMG ARHTURS BREAKING LANCE OUT OF PRISON SO HE CAN BE A KNIGHT

- how is the “arthurs pretty gay” theory not popped up more times on here

- like we all know merthurs pretty great and all

- but CANON wise arthur seems super gay to me

- like he just told lance to get up his ass because “i need… uhh... camelot needs” like he was just about to say he needs lance in his life

- have you not seen the glances??

- fucking hell

- arthur slowly comes closer to lance pretending to talk about what he knows about the creature

- lance also coming closer to ask if he truly believes that, with a raised eyebrow

- thought this shit was only in books and fanfics

- but no guys, we got a gay eyebrow raise

- bc we all know only the gays are capable of eyebrow raises

- fucking hell this is gay i cant even explain it

- like its subtly gay, but out of context youd think this is something out of a fansite

- and merlins not even in this scene

- “take the horse and never return to this place” OKAY NO FIRST OF ALL SECOND OF ALL FUCK OFF LMAO THIS ISNT GAY ANYMORE

- i mean he’s doing it out of the goodness of his heart, saving him from prison and all but lance wants to like… be a good man and you aint letting him do that

- OMG LANCE IS SAYING GOODBYE TO GWEN

- LANCE BETTER FUCKING KISS HER

- I LOVE GWEN AND LANCE TOGETHER #STAN

- fucking kiss you fucking bafoon

- THEY DIDN'T FUCKING KISS WTFUCKINGFUCK

- merlin looks so dumb holding his dagger as if he doesn’t know what to do with it but i love that for me

- WAIT I THOUGHT LANCELOT WAS LITERALLY GONNA GO YEET OUT OF CAMELOT NOT TO FUCKING SACRIFICE HIMSELF AND FIGHT THE GRIFFIN

- bafoons, all of them

- big bouncing bucking bafoons

- arthur looks so scared i've never been so in love and want to PROTECT

- omg for all merlin and lance know, that scream was arthur fucking dying- OMG IT WAS ARTHUR

- HE'S FUCKAN DEAD

- nvm he's alive but like yall not think to check for some arterial wounds bc he could be alive now, but in 5 mins he could legit not make it

- slow music means death

- lancelot you were the best husband i've ever had, rip

- i would be crying more if i didn’t know what happened, but since i already spoiled myself on the first season by watching this about a year ago, i'm not that sad but its still getting to me slightly

- hahahaha so happy everyones okayyy

- ARTHUR AND LANCE TiME!

- arthur looks so happy for lance literally crack ship right there

- why does nobody talk about this wyd

- and here’s arthur defending lance’s honour

- but uthers being a bitch

- omg that transition from lance being told to wait outside, the camera following him out of the room and the doors slamming behind him just in time to hear uther yell at arthur from next door is what gives me chills

- uther better fucking accept lance

- “the law is the law” yeah but the law also says to stop being a stuck-up bitch, uther

- literally lance is the only fucking person to not see through merlins blatant magic tricks

- like he saw that shit, called it out and was not like “oh what its a trick of the wind, surely”

- and he's not fazed at all, u see merlin it aint that bad to tell some people

- the only thing he is worrying about is the credit he says he doesn’t deserve bc merlin killed the griffin and not him

- see how fucking great my husband is, guys

- he better not be like “sucks to suck, i lied again! it aint me, chief” to uther and arthur

- NAH OKAY HE’S JUST BIDDING HIS FAREWELL IM GONNA FUCKING CRY IN THE CLUB

- he better fucking come back soon >:(

- seasonal guest star at least

- main characters, big bonus

- we barely saw morgana this episode and i'm not okay with that, but at the same time it was more lance-centric so i'm aight actually. we got all the time in the world for my baby girl, but lance :’( good luck man

- literally everyone is so gay for lance

- gwens into him for sure, and i love that the most (guess thats not gay but whatever, beggars can't be choosers)

- arthur has a little crush ngl

- and merlins full out in love with him

- not to mention MY FUCKING SELF

- i mean, i won't deny that he’s literally perfect in every way and i've only known him for one episode, but i agree whole heatedly with these crushes

- “till next time, sir lancelot” merlin whispers with a smile

- yeah that's me right there

- BC I'LL BE SEEING HIM IN THE FINAL EPISODE OF THIS SEASON!

- greeting us all with the news on being cast full-time for the show, being the best guard around and a lover boy to all

- guys i feel like i'm on aphrodisiacs but instead of desire for sex, it's love for lancelot

- send help

#this is a long one yall #maybe bc i found a new crush but yknow #merlin #merlin bbc #merthur #s1 #s1ep5

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