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unhlnged · 8 months

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Thought-provoking headcanon meme

@sarcaasmic asked

🎁 – Does your muse celebrate their birthday? If yes, how do they celebrate? If no, why not?

Birthdays in the Cameron household were a huge thing – if they were Sarah’s birthdays. Rafe couldn’t really remember celebrating his birthdays like that, but he still remembered what he got for some of his birthdays.

On his 5th birthday Rafe got a plushie whale, he loved so much, he carried it around everywhere and lost it to the sea when he threw it from his father’s boat in a rage fit and it didn’t swim back to him, though he waited.

On his 6th birthday he got told that he would have another baby sister and that was the best present ever.

On his 9th birthday he got forgotten, since it was just a few days after his mother was gone and never came back, though he waited.

On his 11th birthday he got a drone, which he crashed into the rooftop that very same day. He didn’t care. He didn’t want it anyway. He wanted a Ken doll, so his sister would let him play with her and her friends. But dolls are not for boys.

On his 14th birthday he got a watch and a punch with the fist from his dad, because he cracked the glass when he got in a fight at school.

On his 16th birthday he got a car he crashed that very night. He wasn’t a bad driver, and it had nothing to do with the fact that he had failed the driving test. He was a good driver, he was just drunk. Very drunk.

On his 17th birthday he got his first line of coke from a guy whose name he only learned later.

On his 18th birthday he got told that he was an adult now and needed to get his shit together.

On his 20th birthday he got so high, he forgot himself.

#memes answered #rafe cameron headcanons #i warned you that it'd get emotional...#sarcaasmic

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byronlc · 2 months

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@sarcaasmic asked: “No, I-I’m okay. It was just a nightmare. Go back to sleep.” for Natalie from either Ellie or Callie

HURT / COMFORT : STARTERS

Natalie lay in the bed next to hers. She tried to make out Ellie's features in the dim light, but she couldn't see her face. She suspected the other girl was hiding it anyway.

“The same nightmare?” she whispered. Her friend hadn’t told her any details, but this wasn’t the first time, Nat woke up in the middle of the night because Ellie was tossing and turning in her sleep, uttering words that didn’t make sense.

#ch. natalie scatorccio #th. natalie x ellie #sarcaasmic #i don't know where they are but i can feel the angst #i see queue

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thanaredreamtof · 8 months

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Closed starter for @sarcaasmic

Tommy made his way to the pub, hands deep in his old jacket, as he always did. For a young man, he had the routine of an old one. His parents left, and gave him the option to come with, but he had decided that the farm was where his heart was, at least for now. He’d like to travel, to see some of the world, but for now, he was content with his animals, his kitchen, his friends, and the pub in town. A converted cottage, it had the homeliest feel an establishment could have.

He made his way in, and found his usual mates sitting in their usual corner, with their usual drinks, a beer already awaiting him. He didn’t tend to drink a lot, seeing as he was up early most mornings, but he liked to be social all the same. He cheer-sed with the lads, and some of the girlfriends, before he let his eyes wander around the room. Usually it was the man who ran the shops son, who sang on Friday nights, but he noticed there was a new face stood at the microphone that evening. A girl, who he had not seen before. There were a few tourists in town so perhaps she was one of them, or maybe she was a professional and he didn’t realise she’d booked the place for the night, but either way, she had the most angelic voice he’d ever heard.

He sat with his friends, but faced in her direction so he could see the singer, she was gorgeous too. At the break between her songs, when the girl was to take some water, Tommy made his move, and not without some laughs from his mates which he just shook off. “Hey” he smiled, almost out of breath from having rushed from the table to catch her before someone else could. “Hey…you’re um…you’re really good…could I maybe buy you a drink? Now, or after you’re finished?” He asked and gestured to the bar counter. He didn’t care that some of the locals were watching him, somewhere, he had found the courage to go up to the pretty singer, and he wasn’t going to be scared off now.

#sarcaasmic #hope this works! let me know if you want me to change anything

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yelenabelovawrites · 7 months

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Starter for @sarcaasmic Plot: Aidan and Ellie are at the same party when they find themselves alone on the balcony together (based upon the 'stepping back' prompt from here)

Aidan loved a good party. Which made sense, given how outgoing and extroverted he was. But even he could admit this party was a little wild. Not exactly 'rock star in the 70s wild' but 'so crowded he could barely move wild.' Which is why he was relieved when he managed to find his way onto a balcony, which appeared to be empty at first. He took a deep breath, enjoying the fresh air after the cramped quarters inside the house. But after a moment, he realized someone else was on the balcony as well. Giving her a smile, he said "I hope you don't mind the company, because I'm not quite ready to go back in there just yet." He gestured behind him to the door leading back inside. "I'm Aidan, by the way."

#sarcaasmic #character: aidan lancaster #interactions: aidan lancaster

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unitcd · 3 months

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❝ don’t even think about it. ❞ (Ellie to any of your canon tsitp muses)

(From @sarcaasmic)

@sarcaasmic "It's a bad idea, right?" Belly asks, turning around to look at Ellie. "I shouldn't have come here." Shoot, but she was already here. "I am so sorry for trauma dumping all over you, I got started and I couldn't stop and I apologize for that - - - after all, we just met and I don't even go to this school. I'm visiting."

#u: tsitp #reply: belly #sarcaasmic #( sorry this took 15 years. i hope it's okay )#( belly needs some friends )

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theha1r · 3 months

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@sarcaasmic liked for a starter!

"Oh, fuck." Steve cursed loudly - eyes going wide as the elevator seemed to just stop. Out of nowhere. And definitely not close to any floors. He let out a groan, this was just what he needed. He was just trying to do some last minute shopping for Henderson's birthday. Just a couple more things he wanted to grab. His gaze shifted to the other in the elevator, making eye contact and offering a light smile. "Well ... this is just great, isn't it?"

#( you gotta mess up to figure things out // interactions )#( contact list // ellie owens )#( god it's brutal out here // main )#sarcaasmic #(i hope ... this is okay. i legit could not think of something good ... i had to use a random scenario generator LMAO)#(but if you need something else - lemme know!)

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beautifulxboy · 8 months

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@sarcaasmic Liked >this post< for a starter from Hal.

Hal was parked up at the side of a long strip of road, parked just out of sight behind a line of trees. He loved sitting on the roof of his camper as he watched the sun go down over the mountains. Hal had been travelling on the run as a missing person for the past few years, he had become pretty savvy at protecting himself while not attracting the cop's attention. Behind the trees, he heard some commotion. After listening for a moment he decided to grab his crowbar and stuck it in his belt. A group of men were in a truck causing trouble with a hitchhiker. "We got a problem?" he called out with a smile that didn't seem to fit the situation. "I said... is there a problem?" he smirked as he played with the crowbar at his side. "Oh, I'm begging you to give me a reason to use this. It would be so much fun" Hal grinned as he squared up to the leader of the group. After deciding that taking on this creepy smiling guy was not worth it they drove away leaving the hitchhiker. "Hey" Hal put away his weapon and offered a hand. "I'm Hal, Where you heading?" he asked, his New York accent coming through.

#sarcaasmic #tw: violence #tw: mental illness

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waru-chan8 · 6 months

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Top-6 all Ducatis. It's going to be a fun race (sarcaasm)

#MotoGP #PETRONAS Grand Prix of Malaysia #Malaysian GP 2023 #Ducati Corse

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summersturned · 9 months

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Dash Games

𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐋𝐋 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐔𝐑𝐋 𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒 . 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍 , 𝐓𝐀𝐆 𝐀𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄 𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐔𝐑𝐋

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S- Slow Hands- Niall Horan

U- Unsaid Emily- Julie and the Phantoms Cast

M- Madness- Ruelle

M- Maroon- Taylor Swift

E- Exile- Taylor Swift

R- Road to hell- Hadestown the Musical

S- Sign of the times- Harry Styles

T- Trouble- Valerie Broussard

U- Undermine- nashville cast

R- Radioactive- Imagine dragons

N- Notre Dame- Paris Paloma

E- Empty Chair at Empty Tables- Les Miserables

D- Deliver Us- Prince of Egypt the Musical Soundtrack

I tag @agonysurfs @westwingsolo @bellyflops @palo1alto @loyaltygraced @sarcaasmic @lilacxrosesx @bejcweled @ofblackskies @nadinehunt @ofcrxwns @sapphiredhearts

and anyone else as I missed as its late

#dash games #feel free to ignore #ooc:mobile post

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gcldcnhour · 3 months

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@sarcaasmic muse: knox hubbard plot inspo (stepping back)

his best friend had dragged him to this party, declaring that it was the night for knox to find someone and let go and have fun. which, knox could have fun, he just didn't have to be drunk with a bunch of strangers in order to do so. in fact, this was probably one of his least favorable places to be. but thank god for balconies right? the apartment had a decent one off the living room, that from his angle looks completely empty. perfect, he can just sit and think and then maybe by the time he re-enters zack will be ready to leave. so with a quick look around, hoping that no one will follow him, knox pushes the glass door open and steps out. the air is cool and refreshing and he takes a huge breath before looking over, startling by the presence of another. "oh, shit." he jumps slightly with a shake of his head. "sorry, i didn't know anyone else was out here.

#knox: threads #knox x ellie #sarcassmic #q

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unhlnged · 9 months

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closed for @sarcaasmic

The doorbell rang. Again.

“Someone get the fucking door!” Rafe yelled from the kitchen where he was looking inside the fridge trying to find something edible between all that superfruits and no-carb-bullshit.

The doorbell rang again. And again.

He slammed the fridge door shut. “GET THE FUCKING DOOR!”

The doorbell rang again.

Rafe was fuming when he stormed to the door and pulled it open.

And then he froze. Looking down, he saw her.

“You.”

Strange girl was standing in front of his door.

For seconds he just stared at her, totally taken aback. Then a grin formed on his lips.

“Are you stalking me?”

“Oh my god, Rafe, can you like not scare my new guitar teacher away?” Wheezie had come up from behind him. Rolling her eyes, she pushed Rafe aside – only Wheeze would dare to do that – and she grabbed strange girl’s arm, pulling her inside. Wheezie immediately started babbling, and Rafe only understood a fraction of it, because his little sister had the habit of talking too fast and in a kind of foreign language he didn’t comprehend. She talked about tiktoks and dragged strange girl up the stairs with her.

Rafe closed the front door. He frowned. And followed them upstairs, because this was his house and what was that pogue girl doing here anyway?

Reaching the top of the stairs, he saw Wheezie’s door close. He hesitated, just a second, then walked to the door. His hand almost touched the handle, then stopped. Instead, he decided to listen, leaning closer to the door.

#with ellie #sarcaasmic #here we go again XD

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byronlc · 2 months

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@sarcaasmic sent 🍽 for RECEIVER and SENDER to do the dishes together, for Callie and Zach

Soft™ Prompts

Zach stood next to Callie at the sink. A towel in his hand he was ready to dry the dishes she cleaned. A smile was plastered all over his face as he kept looking at her, who seemed to be absorbed in her task of putting plates into the sink. Water was running over the pile. A concerned frown suddenly appeared on Zach's features, the smile gone.

“That’s not enough detergent. It’s not even foamy.”

He decided to take matters in his own hand and took the bottle. Squeezing it, he emptied like a third of its content into the running water.

“Now that’s better,” he said when he saw the foam growing in the water. The smile returned to his lips, this time a proud one.

Several soap bubbles floated through the air and he squinted as his eyes followed one single bubble that landed in Callie’s hair. Cautiously he reached over to catch it.

#ch. zach maclaren #th. zach m x callie #sarcaasmic #soft™ fr #i see queue

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wintcring · 7 months

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◝ → closed for @sarcaasmic ( continued from here ).

jack notices the way his wife's arms cross over her chest –– the way she doesn't seem to feel steadfast here anymore. a pivot to the bliss they'd experienced in their first days of unboxing –– setting down roots in their home, overjoyed about starting their life together. concern for her billowing in his chest, he closes the space between them. " i know it's a lot to get used to, " he soothes, " it's weird adjusting to a new place. especially one with all these extra rooms... in a new city... " he takes hold of her hand, squeezes. "i've mostly just been excited about starting our life together. but... i'd be lying if i said the change of surroundings wasn't something for me to get used to. combined with the stress of starting my residency? the noises at night and the cold?" slowly brushes her hair behind her shoulder. "the house just has character," tries to brush off the way the house wasn't in perfect shape given the deal they'd gotten. soft, warm smile down at her, "promise i'll take a look at those pipes and the heating tomorrow."

#character: jack baker.#your reply was perfect!! tysm <3 #let the spooky begin

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sarcaasmic · 10 months

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