#seasurfacefullofclouds1

[cantquitu]

This will come as a shock to many, but I regret to inform you that Harry Styles has one again launched a stealth attack on Louis Tomlinson. Vicious, petty, unprovoked... it bears all the hallmarks of a Styles assault.

As you know, only the most unhinged discerning Louis Tomlinson fans are equipped to identify and track Harry Styles' vindictive strategies. We are grateful for their service as without them, the wider world would never know what he's capable of. However, I will do my best to give clarity and context to this latest offense. And what an egregious offense!!

This very week, Harry Styles joined the England football team at a London venue for a party thrown by James Corden to celebrate Declan Rice's 50th cap for England. 

A couple of blurry pap photos show him leaving early in the night, while a ton of star players like Jordan Henderson, Jude Bellingham and James Maddison partied on until 4am. You know where this is going, right?

Who else is English, likes football, and supports the England team?  

Okay, okay, roughly 50 million people...but bear with me. One of them is LOUIS TOMLINSON! 

Need I say more?

This was clearly an attempt by Harry Styles to gain Louis' attention and RUB IT IN HIS FACE! Partying with the England team, which Louis would no doubt love to do??!! Unhinged behaviour from Styles!!

As one of Seasurfacefullofclouds1's anons so astutely put it, 

"This man goes out of his way to befriend and be around people that Louis has vocally showed so much support of over the years or called his "idols". I personally believe something did happen between them on a romantic level years ago and Harry's toxic ass either never got over it or holds some kind of twisted resentment over it...It's abusive and manipulative". 

They then poignantly ask, "Why can't Larries see this?" Why, indeed.

Some may wonder, when else has Harry gone out of his way to befriend Louis' idols?  Two words:

LIAM GALLAGHER.

Five years ago, Liam Gallagher revealed that he and Harry were both working on their albums at RAK Studios at the same time, and hung out a few times. Harry even bought him fish! Seabass!

Harry clearly went to great lengths to orchestrate this in advance, because he KNEW that Louis was about to enter his Liam Gallagher cos-play era. He befriended Gallagher before Louis had even debuted his temporary new accent, changed his walk to match LG's, or started saying  "youknowworrimean?" at least 17 times per sentence.

PREMEDITATED!

And it goes further than that! Gallagher shared in the press that he lives in the same area as Harry, and frequents the local pub right next to Harry's house. In 2019 Liam was at the pub having lunch with Andrew Wyatt and asked Harry to join and HE ACCEPTED. There's even photographic evidence courtesy of Wyatt and some fans!

From this I can only deduce one thing, and it's a chilling thought...

In 2012, when Harry Styles was buying his home, he bought one in Hampstead right next to that pub. Was he playing the long game, waiting seven years for Liam Gallagher to invite him for a pint in the hope it would gain future Louis Tomlinson's attention? After all, that's the kind of petty, obsessed demon he is.

SEVEN YEARS. Reflect on that.

Sea herself puts it best when she says,  "Imagine your divorced dad keeping track of your divorced mom's friends, throwing parties for these friends, befriending them, buying them ££thousands in gifts and favors, inviting paps to take photos and write gossip columns.

Creepy".

Yes, just imagine!

How long will Harry's crazed and creepy attention-seeking spree go on for? Will Louis finally crack and give him the response he so obviously craves? HOW MUCH IS ENOUGH??!

#louis tomlinson #larrie bullshit #seasurfacefullofclouds1 #evil harry styles #STOP HIM!

[zot3-flopped]

https://www.tumblr.com/seasurfacefullofclouds1/743866719481872384/hey-sea-i-hope-youre-doing-all-right-because-of

Friendly reminder that the majority of "louies" are former larries that still think like conspiracists!! This is proof. Sea would love if Harry was obsessed with Louis, just like larries think Harry is, but it's been years since he's thought about that rat. Olivia Newton-John died in 2022, that's why Harry and his band dressed up like Grease characters for Harryween. It also continued their trend of paying tribute to cinema (Wizard of Oz and Pierrots) Sea thinks otherwise because like all conspiracy theorists, they think everyone in the world revolves themselves around their chosen conspiracy (in Sea's case: Harry's personal sabotage of his ex bf Louis) I feel like it's important for anyone participating in fandom to recognize this way of thinking, so they can reject it as the anti-intellectualism it is. All conspiracy theorists think the same, and there seems to be more conspiracies in fandom than ever before.

What a ludicrous post. Yes, Sea is still fathoms deep in conspiracy theories and bitterly angry that the music industry acknowledges and awards Harry's talent whilst dismissing Louis Tomlinson completely.

Louis is the one who wants Harry's attention. Why else did he follow him on IG in 2020? Louis' delusional management team can't shut up about Harry. Oh dear, Louis couldn't have the cover of the September issue of Rolling Stone because Harry was on it! Rolling Stone won't even give Louis a short interview inside the magazine, let alone a cover.

#seasurfacefullofclouds1 #sea #conspiracy theorists #larries #rad louies

[harryiconstyles]

If they bothered to listen to Walls, the story is right there, and not very veiled. The lyrics are pretty clear. Louis said it was a break-up album, his exact words, and he said it while he was “dating” Eleanor. He never said it was about an Elounor break-up, either.

This extraordinarily unintelligent woman still thinks that Walls is about Louis Tomlinson ending his relationship with Harry Styles. Like all Louis haters, she thinks Eleanor Calder was a beard.

Walls is not a straightforward break up album, as Louis explained: 'It's about breaking up and then coming full circle to being back with Eleanor, who I love dearly.' Songs like Walls, Defenceless, We Made It and Perfect Now clearly illustrate this process.

#louis tomlinson #harry styles #larries #1d reunion #is larry real #is sea a larrie #seasurfacefullofclouds1 #louis hate blogs #louis haters

[stoplookingupforheaven]

Please elaborate!

i’m so glad you asked! for those wondering, here’s the picture in question:

photo credit here. and now, without further ado, i present:

reasons why this photo captures louis tomlinson better than any other image of him i have ever seen: an incomplete list by me

he is the star of the show in our hearts, and he is the star of the show in the picture (as he should be!) perhaps in reality there’s a bit more going on around louis than is ideal - we all want him to just live his life, write banger after banger, and not have to deal with weird questions or ghosts from the past. but here, there is nothing to pull attention away from him, so the viewer gets a full, unrestricted blast of the gorgeous, incredible, talented human that is louis tomlinson with nothing else getting in the way (also as it should be) (also when is it MY turn to be overwhelmed by him)

the lighting in the background is such that it appears as if louis is under a ray of light, because he is an angel. we all know it. case closed.

his EYES. (eye?) is he looking at you? is he looking nearby? it’s a totally ambiguous eye contact situation. it’s giving mystique, it’s giving he’s got it all figured out, not only here but in the grand scheme of things as well. (FAITH IN THE FUTURE BABES) keep a literal and metaphorical eye out, dear viewer, because louis is always one step ahead.

his jawline. i will not elaborate. (i cannot elaborate and keep this post pg-13.)

THE HAND SITUATION. pardon me for going wild about hands on main again, but in my opinion, it’s the perfect example of sheer louis beauty. the tattoo glimpses? perfect. visible veins? chefs kiss. holding a mic? bonus points. it’s all so beautiful and artistic and deliberate, and then…

BOOM. the finger. because we all know that this master songwriter and vocalist, this artist we all admire so, is also a snarky little mf and that only adds to the charm. he really is the Duality™ personified

it’s an action shot, because he’s doing what he loves - playing music, spending time with his friends and his fans, and he doesn’t have time to sit down and pose. louis on the go is hot. there, i said it.

in conclusion: it’s got movement. it’s got attention to detail. it’s got the attractiveness factor (wholly based on my ace aesthetic attraction no one come for me if i’m wrong pls). it’s got playfulness. it’s got mystery. it’s got elegance and strength. all louis’ best characteristics 🥰 a picture’s worth a thousand words and the proof is in the pudding

#imagine if i had done louis photo analysis for freshman studies two years ago #i would’ve CRUSHED that #louis #ask games #seasurfacefullofclouds1

[balletmain]

No artist in existence has ever received the amount of apologising and special pleading @seasurfacefullofclouds1 does for Louis Tomlinson. Oh he's not selling records because radio won't play him, Spotify hate him, BMG can't get him SNL, Sony has a vendetta ...

In reality, he went on TV several times in 2022 and played his music to a combined audience of 25m, and they still didn't like his voice or his ugly face. That's not going to change, ever. BBC Radio 2 made his latest effort Album of the Week and still nobody paid attention. He took a year to sell out a 20k venue in his own capital city.

#seasurfacefullofclouds1 #louis tomlinson #is larry real #1d reunion #zouis #larry #ziam #zayn #liam payne #nh3 #niall horan #lt3 #walls #is louis' tour soldout #harry styles #why did louis cancel his asian tour

[1d-afterparty]

A big blog called seasurfacefullofclouds1 got an anon about your Larry post and talked about it positively, just hoping you should know 🥰

Hi anon, thanks for the update. Sorry I'm responding to this so late but that blog has me blocked, so I'll have to take your word when you say they said nice things about my post 😭

#Lmao what did I do to annoy them #Alas the world keeps spinning it's not that deep #Seasurfacefullofclouds1 #I feel like I've heard of that name before? #Like a poem? I am Like 90% sure I saw that somewhere in English class #it is a nice username though #I'll give them that

[anticonspiracist]

Sea tagged her last text post 'this is my farewell' on July 24 and hasn't posted since. Hope she's gone for good.

well, it's holding up so far!

#seasurfacefullofclouds1

[niamflopped]

Not Sea saying that Louis Tomlinson is 'always the smartest person in the room.' His English teacher would strongly disagree.

#seasurfacefullofclouds1

[gracefullou]

"Using only song titles from one band/artist, cleverly answer the questions and tag people". Thank you @noraincls for tagging me. I'm going with Louis of course because i i don't know any other artist's discography the way i do his. Atp, it feels like his music is the soundtrack of my life, highlighting every emotion and all the drama 😭.

Artist: Louis Tomlinson 💙

Gender: written all over your face/ she is beauty we are world class/ that's the way love goes 🤭. I know this probably doesn't make much sense but to me, it does.

How you feel: lucky again 💞.

If you could go anywhere, where: paradise 😁.

Fav mode of transportation: angels fly 🫶

If my life were a TV show: all this time ❤️‍🩹

Relationship status: only the brave (it really is it's a solo song 😭)

Your fear: Change 😖

I'm tagging @daffolou @pureasthedrivenslush @faithinlouisfuture @faith--in-the-future @seasurfacefullofclouds1 @stormyhale @silverfoxlou @timidlouie . I had fun doing this. If you think you will as well, please participate

[silverfoxlou]

hii how are you?? hope you’re doing great !! im extremely sorry to bother you but could you recommend me some solo louies to follow please? im not new to the tumblr fandom, but i created this new blog because i found out that a lot of my “solo louies” moots were actually ot5-larries. thank you ♡

Hey!

This is not an exhaustive list, but just people on my dash who are louies (if I forget anyone, I’m sorry!!)

@seasurfacefullofclouds1 @faithinlouisfuture @silouvertongues @slvertongues @milf-louis @thelastattempt @elceeu2morrow @fruitylouis @tmlxsn @lou1e @cumslutlouis @berlinini @28mindgames @gracefullou @sheisbeautyweareworldass @louis-in-red @letthisbeyourgreatest @louehvolution @cassandraatthegates @buscrimes @comradelouis @antles @holdingthornsandroses @pureasthedrivenslush @skylesbian @a-kiss-is-not-a-promise @claritalunaluna76 @ellabellami @fluffyyorkshirepudding @stormyhale @thruportals @venusrobots @bbrox

[seasurfacefullofclouds1]

https://www.tumblr.com/seasurfacefullofclouds1/735870187378720768/also-zayn-left-1d-officially-the-fact-that-they

Oh for FUCK sake..

Many years. Underestimated, underrated, written off etc.

That’s why it’s very satisfying to see Louis playing festivals in the UK, just like the ones he went to as a young musician. He can legitimately say that his solo music and the fans got him there, because it took 8 years and two solo albums.

At this point, Louis has his legit indie friends, he has his band, he has his tour crew and team, and of course, the family and old friends who have supported him through thick and thin.

And he has the industry friends who know what’s up, like Calvin Harris who played football with him in LA, and Steve Aoki, etc.

Little steps.

[cantquitu]

HSHQ ATTACKS LOUIS TOMLINSON

Last week, in reply to the usual Larrie goading on Twitter, Louis Tomlinson indirectly referred to Larry as "ridiculous childish theories and conspiracies". Revenge from Larries has been swift. They're angry. They're insulted. They're broken-hearted! They're mocking and vengeful. They're undeterred in their Larrying.

In short, they're all the things they always are whenever Louis addresses their stupid bullshit.

BUT!

Other fans of Louis - fans who are definitely not conspiracy theorists and certainly not Larries, oh no! - have uncovered an even darker tale of anger and revenge.

It isn't just Larries who have responded furiously to Louis' denial of Larry.

Harry Styles HQ has unleashed a vicious, vengeful attack on Louis!

That's right. According to seasurfacefullofclouds1, "when Louis does anything to shatter the 'Larry' illusion, Sony (HSHQ, Irving and Jeff, Rob Stringer etc) get very angry".

And how do they deal with that anger? By posting a "disgusting" video of Louis on Sony's TikTok "that is so obviously targeted harassment against Louis they make it obvious that they are the power that causes industry to blacklist Louis".

Now, I am not a skilled specialist in the nefarious ways of HSHQ, so when I saw this disgusting video of Sony's, I confess it wasn't immediately clear to me why it was so disgusting.

According to Louis' fans, HSHQ's tactics are sly and insidious. So sly as to be almost imperceptible to anyone other than the highly-trained eye of a watchful Louis Tomlinson fan. One might ask, if HSHQ's revenge can only be perceived by these LT sleuths, how can it be effective?

BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OKAY??! DON'T ASK DIFFICULT QUESTIONS!

The video in question is an 11-second compilation of clips of Louis from various One Direction music videos, soundtracked by the chorus of 1D's second single, Gotta Be You. It's one of a series of videos Sony posted of each of the 1D members, all set to the Gotta Be You chorus and captioned "It's gotta be Niall", "It's gotta be Harry" etc.

Hmm... the disgusting nature of this video was subtle in the extreme. I needed to refer to an expert.

Gracefullou said, "Sony posted a TikTok about Louis (as a 1D member) and used as a sound the part of that song that he said on aotv he was promised to sing only to find out when it was released they used that man's voice instead".

Aha! The clue here is in the use of "that man" - codename for Harry Styles. And of course - Gotta Be You!

In Louis' documentary, he shared the difficult memory of rehearsing and recording a verse in Gotta Be You, only to discover that his singing was not used in the final recording, and the verse was instead sung by Harry. Now, the disgusting Sony video does not actually use the part of the song Louis was referring to, but no matter! And the fact that the same chorus was also used to soundtrack the videos of the other four members of 1D is immaterial...ignore that part, it's Sony burying the lead! THIS WAS A TARGETED AND DELIBERATE ATTACK!!!!

Look, it's obvious. Harry, the Azoffs, Rob Stringer...they're all "still bitter he survived and is thriving rn".

You may think, but Harry is currently on a break, loved-up with his girlfriend. Why would he care that Louis has denied Larry again?

THINK, SHEEPLE, THINK!!

You may ask, "Haven't Irving and Jeff Azoff just launched The Sphere with a series of mind-blowing U2 concerts? Wouldn't they be too busy to monitor Louis Tomlinson's Twitter?"

WAKE UP! REAL EYES REALISE REAL LIES!!11!!

But, hold on - how would Rob Stringer, CEO of Sony Music Entertainment, have the time to prioritise the blacklisting of Louis Tomlinson in such a carefully-planned, time-consuming fashion?

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP IF YOU CAN'T SEE THE TRUTH WHEN IT'S SO OBVIOUS THEN YOU NEVER WILL!

HSHQ will not tolerate Louis Tomlinson denying Larry, and they will continue their crusade against him in response. End of. I hope this has been educational.

#louis tomlinson #larrie bullshit #fandom conspiracies #jeff azoff #rob stringer #seasurfacefullofclouds1

[zot3-flopped]

I often fall into the darkest sadness and it takes everything to keep going.

- Sea on her blog today

So she's extremely depressed and probably jealous of how happy and successful Harry is.

Hmm. That explains a lot, doesn't it?

#sea #seasurfacefullofclouds1

[harryiconstyles]

The difference in audience size! No wonder Sea is in a foul mood.

#seasurfacefullofclouds1 #louis tomlinson #harry styles #1d reunion #niall horan

[berlinini]

louis birthday tag game!

thank you @noraincsl for tagging me and to the person who created this game in the first place ❤️

when did you become a louie?

around feb/march 2021 - it seems like a lifetime ago!

your earliest fandom memory?

it's a bit of a blur but the Mexico (airport) pics and the 369 merch drop!

your favourite song (one off walls, one off fitf)?

Walls: Defenceless / FITF: All This Time tied with Lucky Again

your favourite music video?

BTM

favourite gig?

all the concerts I've been to, but for LTWT it was Portland n2 for sure, and for FITFWT, I have to say London was very special!

favourite louis hair?

AFHF 2021 hair!!! need it again

favourite louis interview?

I don't know.... Zach Sang for FITF promo I guess, for the insane comments about showing his butt to "people" and for telling everyone he loves getting his clothes torn apart... The LADBible food interview gave us so many good moments too!

suit louis or tank top louis?

ohhh that's hard, but I gotta say he always serves with suits - never a dull one! So that!

favourite louis tattoo?

the newest one.... my punk bf <3

favourite louis bodypart? (c'mon we all have one!)

hmmmmmmmmm... all of him? his smile definitely, then his waist and ass? also his biteable nose!

tagging @sheisbeautyweareworldass @seasurfacefullofclouds1 @bbrox @faith--in-the-future @tanktop-lou @louis-in-red @faithinlouisfuture @buscrimes @chewsdays @gracefullou @millycam and everyone who wants to do it!

#tag game

[28mindgames]

thank you so much @thelastattempt for tagging me! <3

top nine albums of 2023 (in no particular order)

down by the river thames (live) - liam gallagher (2022): i love the version of columbia in this one. it was the album that i ended up listening the most while travelling this year. always.

the stone roses - the stone roses (1989): what can i say? a classic.

infame - babasónicos (2003): another classic for me. the LYRICS!!! the sound!!! aaaaaaaaaaa !!!

tripolar - usted señalemelo (2023): after waiting four years, finally their new album it came out this year and it sounds amazing live.

faith in the future - louis tomlinson (2022): MY N°1 ALBUM OF THE YEAR. WHAT A SURPRISE.

skinty fia - fontaines dc (2022): it's insane how obsessed i am with this album.

the glow - dma's (2020): even though they released an album this year this one still is the one for me. it just makes me so happy.

clics modernos - charly garcía (1983): a CLASSIC. this year it turned 40 years old, perhaps the most important album in latin american music. just excellent. charly is the one.

different class - pulp (1995): so much fun !!!

i tagged @faithinlouisfuture @sheisbeautyweareworldass @gracefullou @silverfoxlou @seasurfacefullofclouds1 @noraincsl

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