#sidebites

[theamalgaverse]

As promised: sticker headshots! Did the cool thing of coloring and cel shading too <3

These guys have no correlation (YET) but idk they look like a nice group of friends and such!

#sidebit: you can ask about any of them! I do like to expand horizons #amalgaverse #amalgaverse art #okay no im just gonna use their blog exclusive tags and names #rusted harlequin - spinel #spectral emergency - dr bones #juvenile guardian - charlie/marionette #charlie (marionette) emily #small fact: marionette and eteled have similarities regarding the memories they host :) #misshapen commander - sabby/spooky #sabrina (spooky) whitney #ultimate null - korosensei #lone swordsman - magnus/meta knight #magnus ''muffin'' galagan

[rifleseye]

man why is it always the evil artists who make art of a niche ship u have

#so sad! worst artist on a moral basis in the t.f community used to draw my fave rarepair!!!!!!!!!! #【 ❝ i will never stop complaining and that is a promise ❞ 】 ✕ ooc. #anyways just wanna alert yall that h.ertz has historically drawn feral and incest #(reminded me because they were in my suggest blog sidebit)

[jukemaid]

writing and editing as i go and realizing that i keep adding Too Many unimportant details that don't add anything of substance... had to cut out entire paragraphs but it flows much better and i actually want to keep going now lmao

#i don't need to explain random sidebits that's the last thing u wanna do in storytelling #if it doesn't contribute to the story being told it's not worth putting down

[k-wavehours]

I'm on my knees I need nsfw Alva hcs please (yes I'm also very normal about that old man)

/cracks knuckles/ here we go this is what I've been waiting for

Alva fucker nation rise up

Going to TOWN on this please DNI if you are not 18+ Khai is going insane on this

Lets get a scenario cooked up first kind of based on my last Alva ask I answered.

You find him reading something in the library after a very late match. What happened that match? Well I'll spell it out for you. You were being a little prick. You took advantage of Alva's poor weak heart and his outpouring love for you by being the only one to rescue your teammates (some of which you didn't even really like). You weren't even a big rescuer! You knew you could still win the match by taking advantage of his desire not to down you in a match. How cruel. You approach him as usual from behind his seat to see what he's so focused on. He knows you're there but he doesn't turn to greet you like he normally would.

Petty.

You aren't having any of that so you come around and crawl into his lap and ask if he's mad at you for figuring out his weakness in matches. He says nothing, but his eyes haven't moved at all to indicate he was still reading what was in his hand. You lean in to kiss him when he grabs your face to hold you away. You know he's mad at you but he can't possibly stay mad forever (and he won't). You apologize for taking advantage of him that match despite knowing it'll probably happen again. He accepts your "apology" and lets go of you, so you then go back to doing what you were going to do initially. His electrical scars are his weakest points on his body and you know that.

To wrap this up quick kissing up his scarred neck and face eventually leads him to taking you right there in the library. Thank the gods no one else is up at this ungodly hour.

Hold on I am not done it's actual headcanon time!

He's more than likely had some experience so he knows what he's doing. He's a scholarly man and learns quickly, so he'll find your weak spots faster than you find all of his.

He doesn't have a very high libido but he can go from 0 to 100 real quick if you push the right buttons.

As we know, he is very tall. He knows his size too. He prefers taking you in ways he can stand up. This can include bending you over a raised surface, sitting you up on that raised surface so you can get your legs around his hips, or he'll straight up say "fuck it" and pick you up. He's not opposed to letting you ride him either he LOVES it. He'll go in for the sidebite too (he usually likes to be the big spoon). He'll also use his lil electricity conjuring ability to shock you too if you're into that.

The way he behaves during these times all depends on you. You like being submissive and can't dom at all? Fine by him! He's a switch but you won't know unless you ask to do something to him. (side rant please look at his S tier do you SEE that mask? Muzzle? I don't care that could be a surprise tool to help you later if you want to take the role of dominant).

Now one of my favorite parts. His voice. You heard it in his intro trailer and in the season 22 essence 3 trailer. His little purrs of praise towards you is enough to get you off (or is that just me? Probably not). When he's close to his release you will know. He stops running his mouth and his breathing becomes tapered and he lets out the sexiest whimpers known to man I stg.

After the fun activities of the evening or whenever sexy time occurs he does his best to help clean up, after setting his joints of course. Sorry but it has to be done you had him on his back for a while it got stiff.

Aside from that silliness because tbh I'd laugh at him a little he'll get you anything you need if you ask or accept any offers from him.

I want to fuck this guy so bad can't you tell by this whole essay? Thanks for reading <3

#idv hermit #idv x reader #idv headcanons #identity v headcanons #identity v x reader #alva lorenz

[clearwillow]

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Fun little sidebit - tomorrow marks a full year since this began posting on patreon! Neat how that lines up :)

#inuyasha #inukag #inuyasha doujinshi #doujinshi update

[animescapist]

ANIME REACTION DUNGEON MESHI Episode 5

Another half-foot.

Are they all especially skilled in opening locks, hmm?

Oh no, the gold they received was a curse, wasn't it? Like they'll turn into the next zombies protecting this chest of gold and gems. Explains why it's left behind by adventurer's.

They're insects... <(°△°|||)

We gotta name this lil guyyyy

I mean, it's not shocking at this point.

But, ehh, can those things be cooked really? They should be as hard as rocks.

Ah, so they don't exactly share the same properties as gold and pearls. They just look like. Okay.

Still, this is... unthinkable.

Wait, no. They look like candies and chocolate coins...

YES! HAHA! WAIT NO! I'M SHARING THE SAME BRAIN CELLS AS HIM! ACK! Not this food pervert.

Oh my gosh! Kensuke!

This is a sidebit: I named Scaramouche in Genshin "Keisuke", and I know -suke in names signifies assistance or help. This is a knowledge I gained from SKET DANCE. And "ken" (kanji: 剣) is a sword. So Kensuke makes perfect sense. I love Japanese names!

Nah, you ain't getting any emotions from me for this. She been waiting on the belly of that dragon for ages now while you've been happily eating weird dungeon food.

What THE. HECK! Bro's gracing like a fcking fairy!

NO WAY!!! STOPPP! NO WAY I'D EAT THATTT

What the heeeeeeeeeelllllll

. . . I'm disappointed. If Falin is dead, she might as well possess you bruhhh

#anime reaction #dungeon meshi

[fragileizywriting]

might sneak in a chapter or a sidebit in tbis story i’m publishing every saturday where the two of them wake up entangled legs and severe low blood pressure because they’ve been in and out of dozing and kitty is all out of whack trying to get up because she’s hungry and her hormones are fucked because she’s in heat so she’s just ??¿¿?¿¿?¿

luka mumbles for her to reach over to the “nightstand” bc he stocked up the mini fridge with snacks and drinks to eat in bed

cue kitty sobbing right back into his chest about how much she loves him

#speakizys

[livinginsealand]

Build three // Super stubby 2+1

4´8″ x 20,5″ x 2,5″

US box and hand foiled plywood side bites. Build together with Simon Rosendal.

#Backyard Builds #Surfboard Project #super stubby #homemade surfboard #sidebites #mathias rosendal

[finsciences]

Lots of surfers lose wave energy with big, draggy fins. Our fins are smaller than most, but with lots of power. @finsciences #shortboardfin #sidebites #thrusterfins #surfingnsw #goldcoast #hawaiisurfing https://www.instagram.com/p/B9dlvktn1Vo/?igshid=7xrnvrt7l5v5

#shortboardfin #sidebites #thrusterfins #surfingnsw #goldcoast #hawaiisurfing

[4mulaone]

your tag about max being a mouthy bitch with opinions is one of the most accurate descriptions of him ever

his lack of tact and subtlety in every aspect of his person is astounding the way he paused for a long minute at overrated then said ‘no i cant say drivers’ just to assure us the audience that he was in fact thinking malicious loud thoughts.........hot tar slicker than this boy

#begging f1 to do a max uncensored sidebit where every weekend max sums up the events in 2 minutes or less completely uncut #also lets bet on who he was gonna say. i vote seb/charles U KNOW IT TO BE TRUE #your honour the defendant is guilty and he fucking loves it #max verstappen #Anonymous

[bees-among-the-okami]

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{Eyestrain and Bright Colors up ahead!!}

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#|Benrey Sidebit| #(i'm a big cool. i do a good.) benrey #benrey hlvrai #benry hlvrai #eyestrain tw #eyestrain cw #bright colors tw #bright colors cw #(i'm doing a side thing for one of my hyperfixations!! hlvrai!!!!) #(benrey is not having a good time in the void at all <:.( ) #(feel free to tell me anything else I need to put as a tw or cw!!!) #(also) #(the text below says '[Benrey Is Avaliable For Questions..]!!!) #citrine's doodles

[dogboy-willgraham]

700 words into Roadtrip! 

#roadtrip is my story with jasper/eight #not like the whole story #i don't have that #just a little sidebit for them #i know not a creative name but i'm not known for my naming skills am i

[kyoko0001]

Just had a discussion with @malabava about what Kurogane would put on the toast he gives to Fai in this fic... he wouldn’t have jam or anything like that so probably just butter right?

Only she reminded me that we had decided he was lactose intolerant... So then we had to discuss the level of the milk sensitivity to decide if he would have butter in the first place or if it would be margarine.

The official verdict is that while Kurogane’s tummy is not fond of milk... Butter is ok. He would specifically make Fai toast with a little bit of salted butter. 

The level of detail we manage to fret over in this fic blows me away xD 

Shout out to @malabava​ for being the best co-author ever and helping me make such important decisions! *cough cough* humoring my bullshit *cough* and I swear we really are working on the next chapter!!! 

#KuroFai #私に薬の主人を呼んではいけない #Kurogane #CLAMP #I will have to start sharing more of this sidebits #because we really are obsessed with the little details #some of them will never even make it into the fic #but like #I just gotta know #what would Kuro put on his toast? #I feel like this is a valid and imporant question

[bluewinnerangel]

Just finished watching that video and when niall started praising simon demon I’m like ‘Oh honey…’ *insert a big sigh* Also like you said LOUUUIIIISSSSS.

Yeah a bit of an unfortunate sidebit of an otherwise 🥰😍😳😲🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🌠☀️ video. God there's (as always) just so much going on in there.

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

I’m watching all the Ghostfacers episodes bc I’m at the thin man one and I wanted to relive that journey and honestly sometimes Supernatural goes off with the sidebits and Ghostfacers adds so much like 1. The iconic bury your gays classic spn homophobia 2. Sam and Dean canonically swear and it’s censored in the version we watch so there’s a meta level 3. Outsider pov!!!! 4. It’s shows how extremely excessively serious Dean and Sam are 5. THE CASTIEL VIDEO 6. It makes Dean and Sam feel REAL 7. The way the Ghostfacers are professional about cameras and technology and the Winchesters are professional at killing ghosts

#supernatural tag #I wish we had more Ghostfacers episodes #like we all talk about how Dean is real but the ghost facer found footage episode feels like a cryptid encounter with him #this is why I need some buzzfeed unsolved and supernatural crossovers bc the Ghostfacers are like one step away from BU

[wilsont21]

The Saga of Spyro Sidebits 1: The Folly of 'Mon by TyrakatheDragonFan