#situationship is wild

[strawberryscorp]

albus "five nights at freddy's movie" potter and scorpius "paw patrol- mighty pups" malfoy

#these movies should be the new barbenheimer #october is going to be wild #me and an old situationship promised eachother we're going to see paw patrol together so this will be... interesting #scorpius malfoy #scorbus #albus severus potter #albus and scorpius #albus potter #hp next gen #harry potter and the cursed child #fnaf movie #paw patrol

[skymantle]

not shipping something subtextual? alright whatever

not shipping it because a wildly popular INACCURATE fan theory says the characters are related? annoying.

not shipping it because you believe (falsely) that they're related + claiming there's no subtext when the crux of the series is the relationship? DIE.

#i need to write my thesis on portal as a feminist story it's been brewing in my head for years and every time #someone says something stupid about caroline or chell or glados it bubbles up and i become exponentially more evil #maybe writing it will inspire less rage within my heart when I see a godawful take in the wild #even if you don't like chelldos. and I get that. you can't deny that the chell and glados' situationship is the heart of both games #the first game ends with them trying to kill each other. the second one ends with them saving each other #logs #portal #chelldos #I swear some people opened the game and absorbed nothing but british men and glowing hole #I think of the GLaDOS line ''I'm being serious I think there's something really wrong with me'' every fucking day #the delivery and context of it. also she's just like me

[pecatho]

u know what. it IS a little hilarious 2 me that elsa just. straight up moans annas name every time she says it

#my girl doesnt stop actually ! #aannnna 😩 #anyways. yeah im rewatching frozen. #frozen 2 specifically #it actually gave me my rights #BOMB ANNA LOOKS. check #ELSA OUTFIT CHANGE. check #deaTH TROPEEEE. good little sister song tbh. #the seperation is for longitude fr like the yearning guilt toxic yuri situationship ??? #its for the future u know?? its for lasting #their closeness being lowkey held above kristanna ?? WILD #elsa IS spoken for thanks :) #elsanna #anna #elsa #it was good. TO ME #but also. … it ends right after their final hug. 2 me

[soldier-poet-king]

this nightmare is never ending never let me talk shit about the city again i will take impersonal rudeness over direct, personal, specific, petty mean-ness ANYTIME

was confused for my father's new 'girlfriend' multiple times, was told to my face i was ugly by the rudest 5 year old no less than three separate times, and it's just. the racist homophobic rude ass mf cousin hasnt even ARRIVED YET. IT'S ONLY NOON

plus yknow all the awful small town pettiness and gossip disguised as 'a caring close community'. once again. take me back to my urban hellscape. i miss the impersonal cruelty and isolation of the city. (also like i call it my shithole but 'acts mean, is nice (or at least apathetic)' is more times than not my experience with the city and that's comfortable and navigable

#the duality of fran #like yeah i am not going to take a 5 yr old seriously but also #i definitely am the only person here with olive skin curly hair big eyebrows like #ok then #also this 5 yr old is a menace #YES HER MOM JUST DIED #OBVS I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING #but she was like this BEFORE. allowed to run wild bc of this whole situationship #so like obvs i do not blame a LITERAL CHILD #but god. just like. icing on the cake of this whole thing

[afaramir]

just thought about thorongil and denethor too hard and got so dizzy i had to lie down. like literally on the floor.

#.txt #SUNDAY NIGHT WILDING. #i should be taken out back and shot FOR REAL #gondor's finest situationship

[fairyeater]

babygirl I've been in situationships you wouldn't even believe

#the scorpio to situationship pipeline is wild #i will wife one of you one day though idc

[femmeidiot]

sometimes songs are so weird they're like time capsules and sometimes they hold a very strange story you cannot help but think about whenever you hear them

#for instance I just listened to 'crush' by say anything and remembered that when I was in high school my family had this man from church #and his son living with us for quite awhile and the son developed a crush on me and then played that song from my cd player in order to tel #me that he had a crush on me #and a maybe like a year or less later I began a years long situationship with his sister who .. is not a good person #anyway wild

[zannisterr]

posted this on twitter but it felt right to post here too

I felt silly

#they definitely had a situationship #nick wilde #mr wolf #they are my bbgs #someone stop me #gay #furry #?

[pulchrasilva]

Who was gonna tell me that 1) situationship is an actual word people use for their actual relationships with actual people and not just a silly meme word and 2) that I am IN ONE

#my mind is blown rn wtf #i mean. im not gonna CALL it a situationship but it absolutely could be classed as that which is so wild to me

[ahdor]

happy birthday self

#starting 28 in a situationship #wild ride #personal #I GET TO UPDATE MY DESCRIPTION #YES

[alkibiadessuperfan]

I am starting to think I am too soft for love

#deleted all original tags cause #too much personal love dump🫡 #lets just say i ended a situationship a bit ago #crush on a good friend very much #and got a panic attack earlier that i think got triggered by a dialogue of a character i saw online?😭 wtf #i never get panic attacks except on trains #and that one was wild

[prodigiousvisions]

sets childe here so keqing hopefully kills him before i have to launch this blog

unprompted. (always accepting.) | @slaygue

Any debate of rapport shared between the duo is briskly thrown out the window and laid bare for all to see as the redhead's weight collides roughly with the training mat below, unsheathed sword at the front of Keqing exuding the vigor of fighting spirit out toward the very tip of her weapon. There is an ample amount of equilibrium in the leveled breaths passing through her lips; harmony in the playfulness of their battle-worn tryst. Her posture straightens from her previously wide fighting stance as she peers down at Childe's equally disheveled state with satisfaction. 'Win', she muses while bringing her weapon down to relax at her side.

"Lying around on my precious time is simply unacceptable, Childe." Taunt. Magenta hues glow in their mirth - the elation of today's upper hand basked in all its glory. She maneuvers herself to kneel on one knee, gently placing her sword down onto the floor and instead replacing the empty space between her fingers with his own hand. Knuckles are brought to her lips; Keqing places a chaste kiss, eyes narrowing as they focus closer on the oceanic aqua trained on her.

A gentle touch of electrotherapy to soothe bruised wounds, one might say.

"Don't get all winded on me now. I have high expectations of you and this much alone won't suffice. I trust your ability to keep up, so, don't disappoint me."

#slaygue #keqing. >> ic. #keqing. >> answers. #message received. >> answered. #/ i didnt meet expectations due to being dead myself i fear. #/ everyone follow starr RIGHT NOWWWW SHE RELEASED CHILDE TO THE WILD AND THREW HIM OUT OF ABYSS #/ does this count as killing. im sure you werent expecting that #/ situationship chilqing prior to the events helloooooo

[dykefaggotry]

rlly inconvenient to be in this ch//erik hyperfixation bc the fan content is like. 90% god awful. not a singular in character fic in sight. 1000000000 omegaverse fics with the wrong takes. hardly any canon-verse fics, all just modern aus or movie based aus. like. i just want to read about my canonical old men being married. can i read a 200k word fic specifically set in the canon universe that is well written i am begging on my hands and knees here.

#like dont get me wrong for some ships/fandoms i do enjoy aus #but it's wild to me how few canon verse fics there are for them when thats literally the most compelling thing abt them FJASDFJASDF #idc abt what they would be like as spies or college students or royalty i just want to see. them. #my two idiot old men activists with opposing views and a lifelong lovehate marriage divorce situationship

[ephemeral-winter]

oh hm yeah i definitely shouldn’t have reread conversations with friends by sally rooney this weekend it is making my brain go absolutely cuckoo bananas about many many unrelated things

#sorry again to all who must witness this #we've got: situationship with man deep dislike of grad school mysterious physical pains questioning my neurodivergence hating my friends #and of course being insane about fandom on main #all but the last are directly treated in ms rooney's body of work so i gotta go lie down i think #rare pic of me in the wild

[six-of-snakes]

now i want to write fanfic for my own original fic 😔

#whyyyy #it would be so good too #like a band au I think #caspian is the former teen pop star who lost a bunch of his following when he came out as trans and started T #he disappeared after the announcement #and all his social media and spotify etc is under “Cass” [his dead nickname] although some of the more rabid fans are convinced they've #found his tumblr #and he's finally returning to the stage but only as the drummer for the Starshine Craving #a pop-punk group consisting of queer activist Sahre #a man no one's ever heard of before: Xanth #and Xanth's adopted sister Merie who's constantly on the first page of the tabloids for her various relationships #and also her very neatly concealed past (there are theories she's a murderer) #anyways #Starshine Craving is the opening act for the wildly popular genre-defying duo Envy of the Infected (know simply as “NV” to their fans) #Envy of the Infected is made up of Khara Aruené #a woman who is as famous as she is mysterious: nothing is know about her before she debuted playing solo in basement shows at nineteen #and Stryker who is similarly mysterious and rumored to be in a high profile situationship with Khara #NV shows are always wild but now eith Starshine Craving in the mix things are heating up backstage too #and the neat public personas of Khara and Stryker are hanging by a thread as recording group Vitalis Records tries to force NV to sign with #them by restoring to blackmail and threats and Starshine Craving could be their way to find what they're really looking for #dirt on Khara that will ruin NVs reputation if shared

[whimsicalcotton]

if i had a nickel for every red themed character with shakespeare associations i love then i would have 3 whole nickels

#2 if you add the specification of fire imagery + family issues #kyoko's witch form being a living matchstick named Ophelia 🤝 rachel playing Prospero and setting a whole fucking forest on fire #also. #rachel giving a super gay speech on stage 🤝 chitaru crying real tears over her Juliet on stage #chitaru having to stab her blue-haired situationship partner 🤝 kyoko having to blow up her blue-haired situationship partner #damn and they all have blue-haired situationship partners. Wild #nebular.txt