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Shepherd: Of course! The captain of the Rescue Corps doesn't get "terrified" or "paralyzed by fear." That would be absurd.
Collin: Right... Well, the number of Pikmin is increasing at an exceptionally high rate.
Collin: I took a glance inside the Onion the other day and saw tens, maybe even hundreds of Pikmin eyes staring right back at me...
Shepherd: What are you trying to do?! That image is going to fuel my nightmares for months!