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hella1975 · 3 years

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I'm starting The Art of Burning and :'0 I'm gonna cry aren't i. "A battle was not something you got used to, and this crew had said goodbye to one another a thousand times" fuckkkkkk

(i’m literally gonna do a massive fuck off accumulation of all your asks here because you all exist for my entertainment and what i say goes and i say that this has been the funniest gradual review i’ve ever gotten)

(also if anything is in bold that is me doing little comments in my teacher marking a paper way of mine. welcome to the blog)

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2. "Ruination was a song the Fire Nation knew well, a song whose lyrics curled from their tongues in infancy, a song whose harmonies lay in their skeletons." I'M SCREAMINGGGGG

3. I would literally die for Kanut, Nanook, and Tomkin in a heartbeat 😌😌 - tom nook would die for you, kanut would tell you to get fucked <3

4. I am WEEPING, Kanut is sjakdhkjfhs I just, I would DIE for him - see above

5. "Every word was another stick of kindling and Zuko was building his own pyre." dAMN, HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO WRITE POETRY LIKE THIS - i am perhaps blushing rn

6. not really from the story but "alexa stream heather by conan gray" what a MOOD - ANOTHER CONAN FAN? PLS?

7. "Hey mom" I dont know why THIS is what almost made me cry, but damnnnn I went 🥺 so fast-

8. I would fucking die and/or kill for Tomkin. Fuck. My. Heart. I love him

9. “So he stood there, a Water Tribe boy clinging to his shirt, and instead of pushing him away, Zuko desperately tried to remember how to hug someone back." BREAK MY FUCKING HEART WHY DON'T YA-

10. hHHHHHhHhHH :')))) just read the 'prick' 'arrogant bastard' 'arrogant motherfucker' conversation and- I know I've said it before, but it bears repeating- I. WOULD. DIE. FOR. KANUT. - i cannot say it again

11. "Golden eyes didn't change the humanity of a life." so maybe I love Tulok too even though I wanted to cry when Lee died 🥺🤍 - everyone was SO mean to tulok when i posted that first chapter i hope you all feel horrible for your behaviour

12. I got through that without crying -how the fuck I did it I don't know- but now I'm going to FUCKING scream, and “And then I said; No, Fire Lord Ozai, your earrings are on backwards.”“Tomkin, I am literally begging you to shut the fuck up. Please, just shut the fuck up." is NOT FUCKING HELPING OKAY

13. "Arrogant motherfucker" (affectionate) - IUGSHIUSHGIUS

14. I know I've given you a lot of shit (v sorry abt blowing ur notifs up too- jk, not sorry luv <3) but my skin is fucking CLEARED and your writing is fucking *chef's kiss* damned EXQUISITE and INCREDIBLE and knowing that I'm gonna get to read even MORE AND GET ZUKKA- Fuck man, I'm BLESSED as FUCK. (just finished chapter 10, and holyyyy SHITTT, that was a ride times a fucking thousand) anways, thank you for your damned IMMACULATE writing, I will send more asks soon <3 - i definitely do not love you and i definitely did not smile at this shut up

15. I am TREMBLING in my freaking CLOSET at 3:47 in the fucking MORNING OKAY, zuko is such a dumbass and hakoda is just like, you crazy bastard 'not very good' my ASS, youre the FOURTH BEST FIREBENDER IN THE WHOLE DAMN FIRE NATION and zuko is just like O_O :// are you sure tho?? like, are you REALLY sure abt that???? - zuko really went ‘shut up non-bender’ and ignored him

16. *in the storm* Lightning: what if I uh 😏😌 y'know 👀😏 fucking obliterated you mast? huh, what then? 👀😌 Zuko: what if you fucking didn't :) *yEET*

17. you are SPOILING me you rotten buggy-boi, I'll be getting dadkoda, zukka, AND a fucking azula redemption??? I am BLESSED and my skin is CLEARED nd my hotel is TRIVAGO 😌 (the only thing that could possibly make this better is bato/hakoda bc HHHH but I am already so spoiled with this fic-) (I would call this fic my guilty pleasure, but tbh I feel anything but guilty when reading this. I think it's my comfort fic now <3) - the comfort fic is about to experience some war crimes, please hold (also BUGGY-BOI??? USIHGIUSHGIU)

18. tomkin is such a fucking dumbass and I adore him (blue spirit mask part)

19. "you are not my father" this is my last ask for a bit bc its 4:42 am and my laptop is almost dead, but I wanted to say, from the bottom of my grimy little dirtbag heart, fuck you <3

20. (I lied) TOPHHHHH???????????????? :D

21. IF ZUKO GETS FUCKING KIDNAPPED OR SOME SHIT TO WHERE HE CAN'T GO BACK TO HAKODA AND THE SWT, I WILL SKINNNN YOUUUUU <3 - :)))))

22. Bato!!!! :D (and also, from the bottom of my heart, FUCK YOU <3)

23. Hey Hella, :) what :) do :) you :) mean :) zuko :) doesn't :) fucking :) have :) any :) fire :)) - funny story actually-

24. But I LIKED renmin :0

25. "But it didn’t matter, because at the time, it felt like they were three boys holding up the sky together. At the time, they were immovable." DAMMIT HELLA, MY HEART IS NOT OKAY AND IT DIDN'T NEED YOU TO GIVE ME A BATO & KANUT & HAKODA FRIENDSHIP OKAY

26. “Get fucked.” Said Toph,' ksjhadksahfd *screams* I would die for herrr

27. Tomkin was gonna say 'i aint never seen two pretty best friends' and WHAT A LAD

28. Me, just chilling: :) toab: zuko's fire was blue Me: WAIT, FUCK-

29. GIMME MY FUCKING HAKODA AND ZUKO REUNION DAMMIT, AND IROH, AND KANUT, YOU ASSHOLE I'M SADDDD

30. Tulok and Aneko: 😌🥺🤍🥰😌🤍🤍✨ Kayda and Chena: *chaos gremlin bastards* and that's v sexy of all of them - you don’t understand i’m obsessed with them

31. “We were cellmates.” Kanut offered with a shit-eating grin, like he knew how much he was messing with Sokka’s already fragile peace of mind.“Tui and La, they were cellmates.” Sokka whispered,' HELLA I'M SCREAMINGGG

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honestly i’m surprised you read it all that fucking quickly. this was so funny to just gradually watch unfold and i appreciate it even though you are stiLL VERY MUCH MY ENEMY YES I DO NOT LIKE YOU AHEM

#this was a wild ride i thank you graciously for it #at first i was just gonna respond to every ask as it came in but you were quicker than me and i kept waking up to like 10 asks at a time #i'm not complaining but lazy brain says work smarter not harder and now we have this

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fearfulkittenwrites · 4 years

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Zukka Youtuber AU (pt 1)

Youtuber au inspired by @ratatosk-express – Link to the post (https://ratatosk-express.tumblr.com/post/622032956613115904/okay-so-idk-if-youtuber-aus-are-still-a-thing)

Sokka has a channel dedicating to his inventions and other projects, but his live streams are particularly famous for the amazing stories he tell.

Basically everything is the same, except it’s in a modern setting and Sokka is relatively internet famous.

** Hey, just a little heads up, I change some things from the original post, I hope it’s not a problem! **

Sokka tells his audience a lot of stories during his streams. Most of them are from his journey with the avatar, although he occasionally talks about his childhood in the Southern Water Tribe. Many of his fans watch these streams because of them, even if the overwhelming majority believes them to be fake. After he came back and decided to expand his content, Sokka found out he is particularly good at storytelling, and it granted him an audience that didn’t even followed his main channel but appreciated the contents of his lives.

He got annoyed sometimes when he recieved comments that treated his life experiences as a fantasy. His biggest mistake was sharing Yue’s story with his fans; all of the teasing and ‘yeah right’ comments really got to him, but there wasn’t much to be done. It was quite a surreal story, and if they wouldn’t believe him there wasn’t much he could do to prove it. Too many people have already forgotten the old spirits of the moon and the ocean and how crucial they are to water benders, so if they didn’t believe that, they wouldn’t believe Yue’s sacrifice.

They did believe his stories about the Kyoshi Warriors. After all that happened the girls became quite famous, and even if they thought the details were too exagerated and fake (I mean, the avatar was there? And he dated one of the warriors? Please.), it wasn’t impossible, that’s for sure. I mean, he did talk about attending formal events with his boyfriend, so, yeah, why not? The Kyoshi Warriors attend those too, don’t they?

Speaking of his boyfriend, he told them little about him. His audience knew he existed, but he was never seen on camera and there were many stories or commentaries involving him, but he never went too deep into it. When asked about it, he told them his significant other was a private guy, and he himself didn’t feel like there was a huge need to share their romantic lives online. Most people were pretty respectful from that point onwardars, although there are always some exceptions.

More often than not, his quick comments about his daily life involved him, and everyone though they were super sweet, although most of them gave his audience the impression that he was dating a very socially awkward and overly emotional man. They weren’t exactly wrong, they just didn’t have the whole truth; still they always asked Sokka to see them at least once during his lives. One of the most know and loved stories about him had been told in a stream as he built a new house for the turtle ducks’ lake. The last one was getting too old, and he had nothing else to do with his time.

“Hey, did I ever tell you guys about the time my boyfriend brought like, eight little turtle ducks home?”

The comment section was filled with negative responses, although some were very panicked.

“Yeah, it’s true. Happened about two weeks after I moved in. They were all babies and their mom got hit by a car? Some jerk was probably speeding and the poor creature died, leaving her children behind. He brought them here because they were too young and he was afraid they’d die if left alone.”

Many comments were praising him for the action, and some were worried about what happened to the little creatures.

“It was kinda of cute but I got a little freaked out about where to put them. Then he told me we have a pond? I swear, this place is so big I could die from starvation after getting lost on my way to the kitchen.”

He laughed. Once again, a lot of comments talking about how full of shit he was flooded the chat.

“I’m serious guys. I’d rather bring him to my tribe, but that’s really not an option, unfortunatly. So I moved here, and I think I only know about 30% of this building even after being here for like, almost a year.”

Someone told him to write a map.

“Hah, yeah, I should probably do that.” He smiled. “Actually, that reminds me of that time me and my friends got stuck in a cave with a bunch of crazy hippies while trying to get to Omashu. We were looking for an earth bending master for Aang. It was wild, the tunnels kept moving so I couldn’t keep a map of the labyrinth, and a badger mole almost ate me.”

The comment section went wild again. Some people were excited because he was finally telling a story, some people were calling bullshit on the moving tunnels... It was chaotic, and Sokka loved that. He was pretty chaotic himself, so this crazy comment section always amused him.

Sokka didn’t care that his stories weren’t believed. He understood that his situation was... unusual. Besides, many stories he told were of public knowledge already, he just set the record straight for most of them, adding unknow details or straight up correcting lies. There was only one thing he couldn’t stand being questioned on; his skills. When he mentioned he once built an armor for Aang’s sky bison, he wasn’t mad when they laughed at the idea that he was the avatar’s friend, no, he was mad when someone commented that he was lying about knowing how to build an armor. After that, he put out a series of videos on his channel in which he forged an armor for himself from scratch, even if he knew he’d never use it (And every single one of them started with a screenshot from said comment).

So his irritation at this moment really shouldn’t be a surprise. After showing off the sword he made for his channel, he told his audience about how he learned all he knew in the art of the sword from Piandao, who told him he had great potential to surpass even him. Of course, the comment section laughed again.

“It’s true!” He exclaimed, exasperated “Why would I lie about something like that? Okay, I see why I would lie about something like that, but really, I’m not lying. I swear!”

The comments still went on.

“Okay, you know what? I’ll prove it.” He got up and moved some furniture around to open enough space for a duel “HEY JERKBENDER,” He yelled from his door “GET IN HERE! AND BRING YOUR SWORDS!”

The audience heard a voice.

“What is it, Sokka? Did something happen?”

“No babe,” They heard Sokka answer, with a much softer tone this time, before planting a kiss to the other’s face “My viewers think I’m lying about being a swordsman, so I need to prove myself.”

“Really?” They heard an unimpressed voice.

“Hey, you’re all about honor, aren’t you? Help me defend mine for once.” Sokka apeared in the picture again, smiling, followed by Zuko, as in the Firelord Zuko. Many jaws were dropped.

“Fine, but I won’t make this easy.” He swung his dual swords.

“Me neither.”

They attacked each other for some time, occasionally getting out of the frame before jumping back in. Sokka eventually tossed an used shirt at Zuko’s face to throw him off. It made him confused, but he didn’t give up so easily.

“Unfair!” He exclaimed, getting up and defending himself from another one of Sokka’s attack “I’ll fire bend if you keep this up.”

“You’re getting me a replacement for anything you burn!” Sokka complained, jumping on his bed for leverage, but Zuko kicked it and he fell with an emasculating yelp. The fire bender had the upper hand now, but Sokka was quick to get up.

Eventually, Sokka managed to disarm Zuko, and used the tip of his sword to lift his chin up.

“You really ought to practice more with the swords.” He said, a smug smile on his face.

“Shut up, you dork.” Zuko answered, a little frustrated from the loss, but mostly proud of his boyfriend’s mastery.

He walked up to his boyfriend, replacing the blade with his fingers.

“Thanks baby. You’re the best.” He leaned in and softly kissed him. Once he tried to step back, he felt Zuko gripping him by the waist, holding him and deepening their kiss.

“I miss you. We barely had any time together this week.” Zuko complained “Go by my room when you’re done, okay?”

“Sure babe.” Sokka smiled, still being held by Zuko “Wait, why don’t you say hello, then I end the transmisson, huh? They’ve been wanting to see you for a while.”

“Really?” Zuko asked, a little amazed and curious.

“Yeah! I think they fell in love with you after I told them about the turtle ducks. But, honestly, who wouldn’t.” Sokka smiled and guided him to the camera “See guys, I told you I’m a...” He turned his face to the screen again “Oh.”

“Oh.” Zuko mimicked, watching as the comments rolled in faster than he could read, all of them some sort of variation of ‘Is that the fucking Firelord?’.

“I-I...” Sokka stuttered “I mean, I’m pretty sure I mentioned his name.”

A comment said ‘Yeah but there are many Zukos in the world’.

“It’s not my fault you don’t believe my stories! I told you I travelled with the avatar, the same avatar who is friends with the Firelord, who happens to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda obvious.”

‘Wait’ Said another comment ‘SO IT’S ALL TRUE???’.

“What do you mean it’s all- Yes it’s all true. Of course it is.” He looked at the comments flooding in and sighed. “Y’know what? I’ll deal with this tomorrow. I love you guys, but I’m a little too tired to do this now. Byeeee!”

With that, he turned the stream off. Zuko had an amused smile on his face.

“What?” Sokka asked.

“Nothing.” He answered “I’m just... I don’t know, when you said they wanted to see me I thought it was because I’m the Firelord and all. But... They didn’t know. They wanted to see me from the dumb stories you tell them about me.” Zuko smiled at the ground “You must’ve painted me in a very kind light, love.”

“I mean... There’s no way I can paint you in a bad light, really.” Sokka placed his hands in Zuko’s waist “You know that, don’t you?” Zuko kept his gaze fixated on the ground “Zuko, baby, you’re a great, kind, brave man. And I’m madly in love with you because of it.”

“I love you too Sokka.” Zuko smiled, but still couldn’t bring himself to look at Sokka. After some time together, Sokka figured it was best to just let him look at wherever, if it made him comfortable. He already had to sustain too much eye contact as fire lord, so when he was in his arms, Sokka just wanted the man to be at ease. Even if that meant he wouldn’t always look him in the eye.

“C’mon,” He squeezed his sides slightly “Take me to your room, my lord, because mine is too messy for the cuddles you deserve.” Sokka teased, getting a small chucke from Zuko as he turned to walk out of his boyfriend’s chaotic room.

“It is impressive how messy your room is, considering our maids clean it everyday.”

“What can I say? It’s one of my many talents.”

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I know that originally Zuko’s supposed to win, but like... In my mind, after all that happened, their skills were pretty much on the same level, and considering that Sokka would have more free time to practice than the Firelord would, well... I think his victory is not all that surprising plus i think his smug smile directed at zuko would be so cute and make him melt af

#Zukka #Zuko #Sokka #ATLA #avatar #avatar the last airbender #modern au #youtuber au #Zukka youtuber au

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