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Hades: fill her pockets full of stones; precious ones, diamonds
Orpheus:
Orpheus: I'M BROKE
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Hades: what do we have that they should want?
Orpheus: MY WIFE
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orpheus: *turns around*
hermes: orpheus you had one job
hermes:
hermes: that job was waiting tables
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Orpheus: *La lalala lalala* look eury the fruit fell down for us!
Eurydice: that's cause i climbed up there
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