#sploinkusthebloinkus

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why did we stop just throwing fruit at things we didn’t like???

Some dude being transphobic? Hit em’ with an apple.

Random guy on the street just being a dick? Hurl a tomato at em’.

Some dude on tumblr dot com can’t tell the difference between stranger and friend? oh you already know they’re getting a raw pomegranate to the forehead

#sploinkusthebloinkus #shitpost #fruit #throwing shit #reject humanity #throw fruits #fuck you im gonna throw a coconut at your sternum

[50thousandeyes]

have the eyes ever seen a brick

wouldn't you like to know

#the mad ramblings of a procrastinator #sploinkusthebloinkus #what a url. who is this. why have i been sent this

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“She left me and she took the fucking kids… she took my kids!”

“yeah thats sucks dude but as I was saying, skylanders of the earth element are stronger here”

#meme #shitpost #tumblr #tumblrpost #what #sploinkusthebloinkus #skylanders

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

be crimes, do gay

#be gay do crimes #be crimes do gay #meme #shitpost #tumblr #tumblrpost #what #sploinkusthebloinkus

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

Wishing water didn’t exist

#sploinkusthebloinkus #shitpost #what #water

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If I had some skin, well, i think that would be rather swell

#sploinkusthebloinkus #shitpost #tumblr milestone #what #meme #tumblr #tumblrpost

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

i really really hope all of you guys read my posts in a stereotypical 1940s radio voice

#sploinkusthebloinkus #meme #shitpost #tumblr #tumblrpost #what

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

children, do not fear, the gurb has arrived!!!

#sploinkusthebloinkus #shitpost #tumblr milestone #meme #what #tumblr #tumblrpost #the gurb

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

omg slay gurlboss! COMMIT those war crimes! VIOLATE those geneva conventions! TAKE no prisoners!

#sploinkusthebloinkus #shitpost #meme #tumblr #tumblrpost #what

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

oh to be a graphic designer of a cool but strange indie game in 2012

#video games #game design #meme #shitpost #tumblr #tumblrpost #what #sploinkusthebloinkus

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

Daaamn girl you got some exquisite limbs

#sploinkusthebloinkus #shitpost #meme #tumblr #tumblrpost #what

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

I think the greatest part of being a tumblr funnyman is the fact that people think I’m gonna just… stop??? cause they don’t like me??

like yeah dude, that list of reasons why I’m a contrived bastard from u/GregChanIsMyWaifu is gonna make me wanna just end my career on the spot

dude I’m either gonna completely ignore your message/comment and laugh about it to myself or just clown around and reply with “agree”

#sploinkusthebloinkus #shitpost #tumblr #meme #tumblrpost #what

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

You wake up with the ability to eat furniture with absolutely no repercussions for 24 hours… what’s the first thing you do?

#meme #shitpost #tumblr #tumblrpost #what #why is he like this #sploinkusthebloinkus #eating furniture #big mood #oh god oh fukck ohoogd

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

hrmghhhh…. cheebsbuber.. . b.

consume.. ….

#sploinkusthebloinkus #shitpost #meme #tumblr #tumblrpost #what

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

welcome to Rat Poison Jim’s wher- where we just put fuckin rat poison in your food

#sploinkusthebloinkus #shitpost #tumblr #tumblrpost #meme #what

[sploinkusthebloinkus]

“brain cells”???

nah dude I just got one really big brain cell.

his name’s terry and he’s fuckin’ siiiiiick

#sploinkusthebloinkus #shitpost #what #meme #tumblr #tumblrpost