#srsly tho I’m imagining someone asking boba if he wants to go on walkies and he straight up mauls them

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Cody: Ugh.

Obi-Wan: What???

Cody: I swear to god, if you ask Boga if she ‘wants to go walkies’ in that high pitched tone that gets her all excited, one more time-

Obi-Wan: Sometimes we have to get them excited for the walkies!

Cody: She’s a twenty-six foot lizard! She spun in a circle and threw me into a wall! She’s gonna step on the wrong Jedi master one day and kill them!

Obi-Wan: Oh you’re being dramatic.

Cody: What if she steps on Master Yaddle and initiate Grogu one day, huh??? Are they gonna survive her big paws??

Obi-Wan: I notice how you left Grandmaster out of that scenario.

Cody: He made me drink swamp water last week and told me it was tea! I won’t cry at his funeral and now I’m determined to outlive him!

Obi-Wan: Babe. It’s traditional for the lineage. Normally he gets us with it when we’re still tiny, but it provides very important bacteria for gut health. I used to be intolerant to most Mandalorian seed spices before he gave it to me.

Cody: …so he wasn’t just torturing his new bu’ad-in-law?

Obi-Wan: Two things can be possible.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #codywan #boga #post clone wars #Yoda #notice how Obi used adhd logic to get him to stop being annoyed at the baby voice #boga deserves the baby voice and to be excited over walkies!!!! #meanwhile in the background boga is bullying Anakin and neither of them care #as long as she leaves the twins alone she can bully him all she wants #I MESSED UP AND PUT BOBA NOT BOGA AND NONE OF YOU CORRECTED ME YOU WHORES #srsly tho I’m imagining someone asking boba if he wants to go on walkies and he straight up mauls them