#straight up jokerfied

[ur-stepdad]

why did nobody tell me that mr.schuester gets fucking redpilled in season 2?

#glee #he's jokerfying before my eyes #he's literally an incel #his interactions with the guidance counselor this season straight up make me sad for her #i've got my fingers crossed that john stamos kicks his ass 🤞🏻

[tabdabble]

I was possessed and had to create this. I hope you like it!

Read some of my headcanons under the Image ID in the read more!

Also, check out my other Deltarune and Undertale art :D

[Image ID:

A gif of Jevil blinking, making use of eyes that have horizontal and vertical eyelids. The first blinks is with a normal, horizontally-opening eyelid. His eyes are a sky blue with a white pupil. The second blinks are using the vertical eyelids, eyes opening up and down instead. The last blinks are with the eyelids opening both horizontally and vertically, looking eerily wide and painfully stretched- the pupils have become a bright yellow and seem to be glowing. Gif repeats.

Next is a sketchpage.

A portrait of jevil looking over a hunched shoulder and grinning at the viewer. His teeth are unnaturally straight and even. His makeup is smudged and running a little from his lips. His left ear is torn and tattered. He’s wearing a jester hat with two jangly things with bells on the ends. Around the image are the notes “Stitch nose”, “Makeup bleeds a little”, “YES! Jokerfied”, “Chewed a lot on left ear. Left the other alone because it’s his ‘good one’. He directs his right ear at stuff- his left one droops back”, “Skin is the color of tail? He wears lighter makeup on ears and face?”

There is a sigil on the top right that’s made up of the combined shapes of all card suits (Clubs, Spades, Diamonds, Hearts).

The same sigil is on the chest of a jevil without his outfit on. The idea is that he is a chimera of all the suits, being a Joker card. Without the hat, you can see he has a small, singular horn above his forehead (from Clubs). His more diamond-y eye shape is from diamonds. His mouth shape and teeth shapes are from Hearts. His rounded tongue is from Spades (like Lancer). His human-like arm is from Diamonds/Spades. His cloven hooves and legs are from Clubs? His long tail is from Hearts, and the two-pronged end is like the Clubs tail, just without the third prong.

There is a try at what his outfit might look like, also pulling from the different suits’ outfits. The hat has the “Pinkie Pie mane shape”, and clover and club king don’t wear clothes? He has a ruff from Diamonds, a shoulder poofy thing from Hearts, a cape from Spade and Diamond, and Spade-like shoes. The spiral pattern on his Devilsknife is from Hearts. He’s also wearing broken shackles on both wrists and one ankle.

Last drawing is a ref of stitches that he might have running along his body, as well as the spring where his neck is. Notes include “Is he a toy? A frankensteined creation? Edgy?” “Avatar lines?” “Divided into equal suits?” “tail held on with a nail like Eeyore?”

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Some headcanons: 

(Highly inspired by Friends In Dark Spaces by TheGoldenGhost on ao3. It is the most harrowing thing I’ve read in a while, and it really hammered home why Jevil is very, VERY messed up)

Jevil might wear lighter makeup on his face and ears? I noticed his tail is a darker color than the rest of him. It could also be a pigmentation gradient across his body, with his back, hands, and legs/tail being darker and his face/chest/stomach being lighter. I haven’t decided. I do think the dark makeup on his eyes and lips is makeup for sure though. 

While in confinement, Jevil turned to self-mutilation as a way to pass the time. He gnawed his left ear to the point that a third of the structure is now gone, and the hearing/movement is substantially worse. He left the right ear alone, as it was his “good one” to begin with. When he’s paying attention to something, his right, good ear will flick towards it, while the left ear will hang slightly down, and away. 

Jevil is a mashup of all four suits ; Hearts, Clubs, Diamonds, and Spades. His body is a chimera of all their parts, while some parts of him are just Jevil. Emblazoned on his outfit is a sigil of all four suits. There is a possibility that the sigil is more skin-deep however … 

Jevil can fly matrix-style as he has freed himself from the shackles of “reality” (see- Friends in Dark Spaces ;v;) It’s not so much hovering as it is dream-flight. Large swooping movements like Thorn Harvestar from the Bone graphic novels here and here. I think Jevil would enjoy otherwise moving like a player in Minecraft creative; smoothly at times, and yet on a jerky transition along all three axis, sometimes hovering completely still. 

Finally, Jevil has very good eyesight! He can see quite well in the dark (thankfully for him), and being free from advanced darkness was the equivalent of Goku removing his training weights. He can blink vertically and horizontally quite easily, but usually reserves opening all eyelids at once for fighting, or other intense magic-use (this is also when his eyes glow yellow). His eyes can get quite tired holding all 8 lids open, so he doesn’t do it often. 

(bonus: Spamton is at once entranced and terrified of Jevil’s eyes. He has let slip before that the clown’s eyes resemble the sun and sky, and it’s hard to look away from them.)

#jevil #deltarune #tw eye trauma #tw self harm #tw body horror #my art #fanart

[kittylordinfinity]

Holy fucking shit i just checked back in to my mlp game after like a month and theyve just. Thrown every conceivable bizarre alt unit into the shop for halloween.

Like weve got super hero versions of all the mane six, including jokerfied pinkie pie, weve got alternate universe mirror versions of the mane six and cadence/shining, weve got a dozen other miscellaneous evil alternate versions of various ponies, and then the cherry on top is the fucking EDGY mane six. Which is straight up just the mane six + celestia, cadence, and luna wearing emo clothes. What a TIME TO BE ALIVE!!!

#mlp gen 4 #mlp app #mlp gameloft

[lyssafreyguy]

that poll about fucking centaurs is making me remember a while back someone that i was following? and i say it like a question cause i'm pretty sure i unfollowed them for this but i also can't remember their url to check but anyway someone i was following reblogged some post where someone was going on about how "furry art and even furry porn is fine but if you draw that shit with non-human penises i'm just gonna think you're a zoophile" like just full on accusing random strangers of abusing animals and they were just totally agreeing with them and even backing them up when someone else commented rightfully being like "hey isn't this like a really fucking weird and insane leap to make" and it straight up almost Jokerfied me. "bluhhhh this is the monsterfucker website this is the furry website i love porn and sex yippee" but you're on here crying over the concept of non-human beings whether they're furries or like fantasy creatures having non-human genitalia within a sexual setting? i'm not trying to invalidate your comfort levels i just think you're kinda fucking crazy calling people degenerate perverts for no real reason.

#like going back to that fucking a centaur poll: @everyone who correctly answered that it's fine it's whatever- #i assume that we all have an idea of what they'd be fucking us with yes? we're all in understanding? #EDIT SPECIFICALLY CALLING *FURRIES* DEGENERATE ZOOPHILES AS IF THAT'S A NEW THING TO TRY TO CALL THEM? BE FOR FUCKING REAL I'M BEGGING YOU.

[newyorkkiss]

it truly does jokerfy me a bit how overlooked they are and have always been. like this is sort of a deep cut so idk how relatable it is, but i remember i would be at the mall in middle school at dELiA*s (who remember!! lmao) looking at their wall of band shirts seeing like the killers, kings of leon, etc thinking shit like, "i dont understand why spoons not up here or why i dont hear them on the radio and people dont know who im talking about when i mention them, but all thats true of these bands. but spoon is better than all these bands is the thing. with the same amount of appeal imo" ...like maybe in a less sophisticated and more annoying middle schooler way, but that sentiment. and i still feel that way! and i get that that is justifiably said of soooo many groups and musicians, truly, across all genres. art and creative fields in general really. but with spoon i think about it especially not just because im particularly sentimental about their work, but also bc i truly feel like they have a really broad appeal. i mean their songs end up on the soundtracks of all sorts of films and tv episodes bc theyre good, they capture a mood, they just have that oomph that a scene needs. but theyre just not very well known. a blessing and a curse i figure, feels like theyll never get the respect and clout theyve rightfully earned for their artistry which is a bit crazymaking but otoh theres allll sorts of downsides and indignities to fame 🥄

exactly like they really do have a Commercial Appeal (pun intended) and they truly do have a wide spread of genres covered, and covered well. it’s interesting they never cracked outside of their scene given they really well could have given the rise of indie rock/pop/general alternative adjacent scene in the main charts. and as you mentioned, they did have a lot of boosts in media that actually helped to catapult a lot of their contemporaries, it just seemed they never managed to bubble above the surface.

tangent after the cut sorry spoon-anon but i have A LOT on my mind. hopefully u stick w me thru this and get where i’m coming from (tho im sure u do)

however, what i mean w cult-status is like in reference to some of their contemporaries like the national, interpol and a lot of the NY scene when i think about it – sort of being viewed as these cult like bands with an actual document of their history straight from the go in some cases.

as u would know spoon has this unique story to them that makes them perfect fodder for this for anybody else reading below the cut: band releases a well received debut album on a cult label (matador), leaves them for a major to release a lauded follow up that does terribly sales wise and gets thrown to the dogs like meat straight afterwards due to horrible mismanagement but somehow defy that and go on to continue to release some of the most critically acclaimed albums of the last 20 years despite the fact they may as well had just given the fuck up.

if that had happened to any of those NY-adjacent bands i feel the history would have been covered so much different if that makes sense? like they’d have somebody down there in the trenches with the band covering this shit for a low quality documentary that’d be like the gospel for fans. imagine seeing footage of britt curled up at the times square hotel pay phones he would call up his lawyer on during his 15 minute breaks at citibank lol trying to shop rough copies of girls can tell to labels because he was that hellbent on getting it released. you can only imagine it because it doesn’t exist!! if it was any other critically acclaimed blog era-band it probably would exist!! hell any kind of proper document of any of their post-sneaks albums would have been so fucking good and so deserved. i feel all we really know about them is merely just crumbs in general as a band imo and a lot of good preservation just doesn’t seem to exist at all. like yeah we have the decent oral history of gimme fiction but i kinda want that for the whole band more thoroughly? i like knowing things! i want some sort of meet me in the bathroom kind of coverage of them. i want them to be respected for the band that they are because they are just that good and utterly destroy their contemporaries in terms of output AND consistent critical acclaim. kinda mad at myself for putting them in the back of my mind for almost decade smh 😔

still i just feel they don’t get even close to enough love or respect from people although their contemporaries are regarded as darlings and have devout groups of fans and that stuff. a good majority of them probably have no fucking idea who spoon are even though the band themselves have probably done something with them or have heard of the band in passing/other media. with all that considered, it’s all very strange to me how they’ve just ended up being some band from austin. maybe that’s just how it was meant to be. i’m not sure.

EDDIIT: i just realized after that last post that arcade fire was actually given more light than hell by merge than spoon were when they were literally on the same label like um where the FUCK was that level of attention for them when they were literally both on par with each other quality wise musically and critically like hello?????? what's up with THAT... much to fucking think about also fuck win butler btw.

[latenightsuburbansprinklersystem]

egos been out of control these past few days despite the fact that I've been up for 2 days straight having a panic attack surrounded by piles of garbage and also havent showered in 2 weeks because my insane alcoholic notoriously hot failson manager was having a drunk meltdown (like at work effectively on the clock) asking me and my other coworker if she was actually pretty or if people just say that to which I said yes because like. what else do you say. and she got all fuckin weird with me in a way she absolutely did not with the other lady like she got all flustered and was like oh my god YOU think so?...ok.....and just like. stared at me. for the record it was deeply uncomfortable and nerve wracking like not in any way shape or form a positive experience for me in the moment plus she's one of those people who's like so conventionally attractive that they loop back around to just making me feel nothing when I look at them plus I'm simply too jokerfied for any gay touchy feely thoughts about anyone on earth HOWEVER. however. it's got me firmly in "god if I was normal I could be such a slut" mode which is as close an approximation to good as I'm capable of feeling. so turn up

[welovethesedogs]

i think it's awful that they've made screenshotting tv shows so hard now i was watching the golden girls last night & they had bea arthur in a green silk pantsuit with a purple scarf & orange top. they straight up jokerfied her & it's not worth the effort to take the damn screenshot & make a silly post about it.

[savegalkissy]

Please no he's been through so much 😭

...

I am looking politely however 👀

He has been through must. This au is getting so complicated 😭

We have a straight forward branch, impostor takes over Lupin’s life, lupin gets saved, gang beats imo up

Of this we have variants on: Lupin is rejected by the gang, tomoe saves him, jokerfied lupin (manga lupin)

We have the lupin died branches, of which are: ghostpin, possession, impostor becomes lupin,

And probably others fjdjjf

#my asks #lupin iii #lupin the third #impostor au

[puckrph]

SHIT MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID: PT 3

‘ cranberry is just a sexual fruit, i’m sorry. ’ ‘ every day i wake up intending to be god’s problem. ’ ‘ sex is a myth perpetuated by heterosexuals. ’ ‘ binders make you a genius because they push all the blood from your boobs up to your brain. ’ ‘ i want to strangle you, but like consensually. ’ ‘ it’s a grim scene here for the queers. ’ ‘ damn straight? no. damn gay. ’ ‘ transhomia is when i’m with my trans homies. ’ ‘ they could literally swap it with radioactive waste, and i wouldn’t notice the difference, except the dewgarita would kill me faster. ’ ‘ i refuse to conceptualize a dog in my mind. ’ ‘ kiss kiss fall into a toxic vat. ’ ‘ fuck normal. i’m gonna be a horse catholic. ’ ‘ WE’VE KISSED? ’ ‘ i’m gonna commit a murder on them. ’ ‘ you wanna be a dog? i’ll put you down. ’ ‘ every gay person has an achilles heel on their back. ’ ‘ I’M NOT DONE TALKING ABOUT FRASIER. ’ ‘ okay i cannot do this at 1:25 PM on a sunday afternoon. ’ ‘ do not accuse me of liking straight people ever again. ’ ‘ he’s barely a monster! he’s like a fucking oscar the grouch gijinka! ’ ‘ if it were not for my anxiety, i would be a whore. ’ ‘ you’re not a cosplayer, you don’t understand. ’ ‘ i’m hiding in my car with my iced coffee like the frightened bisexual that i am. ’ ‘ curse me, daddy. ’ ‘ [singing] my name is doctor god. good morning, how are you, i’m doctor god. i’m interested in things. i’m not a real doctor, but i am a real god, i am an actual god. ’ ‘ i’m gay and an occupational hazard. ’ ‘ once your sex life is narrated like the iliad, you should start asking questions. ’ ‘ i’m here to kick ass and put drunk girls to bed and i’m all out of drunk girls. ’ ‘ okay, shut up... but go off. ’ ‘ every day my best friends in the world decide to deal me psychic damage. ’ ‘ movie review: no camp. no swag. no hoes. the villain didn’t even make me quiver in my seat. ’ ‘ naples is the detroit of italy. ’ ‘ for a bunch of virgins we really do talk about the inherent eroticism of things a lot. ’ ‘ kelsey grammer is a stinky doo doo head. ’ ‘ adhd, or as i like to call it: fast autism. ’ ‘ you’re laughing. god jokerfied his only son and you’re laughing. ’ ‘ my dna is alphabet soup. ’ ‘ i can’t get cake with you, your ass is too flat. ’ ‘ horse eugenics got us into this mess, and they’ll get us out. ’

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