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SVT Blurbs 💭

Essentially part one in a series of stupid things i think about when i’m bored and subject my friends to at all hours of the night.

DISCLAIMER: This is strictly for laughs and i don’t pretend to actually know any members of svt or what they prefer. For the love of joshua hong, pls do not take this seriously (except minghao i stand by this assumption). 

Today, my brain was tickled with the question of who in svt would be an ass man and who would be a tiddie man. Conclusions below:

Cheol: ASS. like monster dump truck ass. slim thickkies only. This man openly admitted his type so who am I to question him? 

Jeonghan: TIDDIES, mainly for entertainment. You cannot tell me this man would not bother his love in the middle of some menial task just to squeeze their boobies and giggle about it. I just know he would. 

Josh: TIDDIES, for viewing respectfully. I will not elaborate.

Jun: TIDDIES. He makes biscuits on the tiddies like the catboy he is. It is home. Source of all comfort. Squishy and warm. Favorite place to nap.

Hoshi: ASS. He worships the booty. All hail the booty. Bow down to the booty. Strategically stands behind his beloved booty in public to make sure no one else makes eye contact with it. It’s a sign of disrespect.

Woozi: ASS and THIGHS (king) wbk jihoon likes a little extra to toss around. Slaps ass with force and purpose. Short King? Nah. Booty King.

Wonu: (giant anime) TIDDIES. You cannot tell me the gamer catboy is NOT a tiddie man. It is simply written in stone. He IS the stereotype. (p.s. wonu call me)

Mingyu: controversial. BOTH. I honestly do not think he has a preference and would be ecstatic to have access to either because he’s a simpatron 3000. 

Minghao: ASS. Hao is one of those skinny dudes who exclusively dates thick, curvy babes and he likes to manhandle them for fun. They would argue that they’re too heavy or whatever and he would just be like, “Heh, okay babe.” and toss them over his shoulder with ease. 

Seokmin: TIDDIES. He would have a hard time not staring like a kid in a candy shop for the first time. Imagine a chocolate lab retriever with it’s tongue hanging out the side of it’s mouth and crazy eyes but it’s BOOBIES instead of BALL.

Boo: TIDDIES. Simply because his ass is, was, and always will be bigger.

Vernon: ASS. (ya’ll know why) But fr chwe is always touching the booty lowkey. Hand in the back pocket. Back rubs to fall asleep? No, he’s giving booty rubs. 

Chan: ASS but also TIDDIES. Like Mingyu, I don’t picture a clear preference but lil dino-nugget is going to make sure both are appreciated because he is a perfectionist in ALL things. 

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REQUESTED: “stranded island” [seventeen]

genre: fluff + comedy

ficstyle: bullepoints + personality analysis + gifs 

anon asked: “ stranded on an island with seventeen “ I’ll be adding in the fact that you are a stranger to them, which makes it funnier and a little less cliche and romantic 

GIF originated from: @katalxy @visual-17 @theoneandonlylioness @withjunhui @yillenhaals @bokdeongeori @mountean @pabospoiler @littlemingyu @svt-laughing @seungkvvan @sneezes @dino-net

notes: I believe this is my first SVT reaction as a whole group / hope you enjoy it~

SEUNGCHEOL (S.COUPS)

even though he’s clueless about the whole concept of being stranded on an island

he’d led you around so that the both of you will be able to stay alive for as long as possible 

on the outside, he looks like he knows what he’s doing

but on the inside, he hopes that none of you die from eating an unknown fruit

is always taking care of you 

always has you behind him even if he wants to run away

we love a reliable scaredy cat 

JEONGHAN

just wants to go home

might be nice enough to share his food with you

but won’t get too close with you

after a while, he comes to the conclusion that two heads work better than one

might get you to share some goods with him 

on the occasion that you guys are being chase by wild boars

he

will 

leave 

you

JOSHUA

a gentleman even on a stranded island

shares his food and water to you 

even if you don’t ask for it

follows you around because he doesn’t want you to get hurt

primarily because he doesn’t want to end up by himself

mumbles to himself, “what would Luffy do?”

sniffs before he eats anything 

doesn’t have the power to sniff out poison but does so anyways 

JUNHUI (JUN)

doesn’t want to be in charge of you

goes his own way

might acknowledge you if you guys bump into each other

“you’re following me because I’m handsome right?”

you would try to avoid him as well but there’s not much to do when you’re stranded on an island

claims his part of the land

but occasionally invites you over if he wants someone to talk to

shoos you off when he’s done with you 

SOONYOUNG (HOSHI)

a curious blub

asks you a bunch of questions about the island

doesn’t expect an answer; he’s just thinking out loud

but doesn’t mind if you do answer him

polite; asks if it’s okay to follow you around

finds food out of no where; always share

randomly collects stuff

“I found these little hermit crabs; I don’t know if they’re male or female but I’m gonna name this one Bob and this one Burger..”

doesn’t really shut up but it gets lonely when you don’t hear his voice in the background 

WONWOO

wanders off by himself most of the time

quiet for the most part

laughs at you when you’re about to reach for a poisonous fruit 

because he’s knowledgeable

little things like that are just funny to him

stops you from doing things that might kill you

other than that, you don’t see him often

WOOZI

judges you as you’re trying to build a raft to escape the islands

“am I doing something wrong?”

he shakes his head, but he knows you are doing it all wrong

silently judges you a lot

occasionally giving you advice but in a very tsundere way

“what kind of idiot uses twigs to make a raft when there are buoyant logs over there?”

replies if you ask him anything 

doesn’t share his food but he’ll tell you where and how he got it 

SEOKMIN (DK)

“that’s how you catch fishes?”

fascinated by everything about the island

he’s nice enough for you to order him around to do all the harder jobs

like climbing trees to get fruits

or getting fishes

a fast learner

you once mistook him for another person because of how fast he became tan 

MINGYU

tries to be Tarzan

is actually Jane

“is that sanitized water?”

at the same time, he sneezes on his hand before sharing his food

clueless to everything

“that’s poisonous...” you’d point to a fruit he’s about to eat

almost dies on numerous occasions 

and you save him from all of them

he calls you his Tarzan

and you’ve only met him a day ago 

MINGHAO (THE8)

the type to be one with the nature

is friends with all the animals there 

you’d always find him in the most beautiful parts of the islands

points to where he’d get mouth-watering food 

somehow knows how to get pure pink salt to season his food 

invites you to his “lair”

it legit looks like a little house

somehow made a working toilet 

SEUNGKWAN

pretends to be a know-it-all

“excuse me, I know what I’m doing”

falls off of a waterfall

doesn’t know how to swim

you’d always be saving him

“here’s a fruit I found~ guess who’s nice enough to share it with you?”

“sir, that’s not a fruit... that’s the old shell of a tortoise..”

relies on you a lot 

doesn’t have a lot to offer but his humor 

VERNON

another on that would befriend all the animals of the island

really nice

laughs a lot

even when a boa constructor is about to squeeze him to death

“awh he wants a hug~”

friendly enough to actually befriend you if it wasn’t for the fact that you guys were stranded on an island together 

CHAN (DINO)

his quietness makes you believe that he’s confused or doesn’t know what to do

but he actually knows what he’s doing

he’s not big on meeting strangers

if he feels like he can benefit from you, he might be around you more

leaves you food but never gives it to you in your face 

will break his cold appearance if you do something like running into a tree or fighting a fish

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