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Soonyoung going "who did this to you" in a deep, growly voice and softly holding your face in his two hands, but you can't help bursting out in laughter because your face is covered in kiss-shaped lipstick stains he planted on you literally a minute ago
#pov u are the stay mv wall#stickynotes.tpe#svtbits.tpe#i typed this out and now I'm like. this has been done before. this has to have been done before.#but i can't recall a specific thing... idk it's an original idea to ME
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Jun healing soulmate au (your soulmate's touch heals wounds) where he's a mixed martial artist who met you when both of you already had partners (it's pretty rare in this universe to find one's soulmate, so dating/marrying non soulmates is commonplace) and so you both agreed to not pursue anything. Then, a while after Jun's broken up with his previous partner, he starts showing up at your place with little bumps n bruises, sometimes scrapes. You don't really understand why he needs you for these, and you tell him as much, but he just shrugs you off and stays relatively quiet until he leaves before your partner comes back from wherever they are. After that, the injuries start becoming more serious (he's scared you'll turn him away if you think he doesn't need you but you don't know that), and you're starting to get a little concerned about his job, but he still doesn't talk much during his visits, so you have to fill the empty space. It turns out that your current partner has slowly started to become abusive, though you don't call it that when you complain about them. Since it's not physical (it's mostly emotional and financial) and this is your first experience with a partner like this, you don't recognize the signs right away. Neither does Jun, but he still gets angry internally hearing about all the shitty things you tell him your partner is doing. At some point, you get acquainted with Jun's manager, who sometimes drops Jun off at your door when he's real beat up. One such time, they stick around while you heal a sleeping Jun, who normally tries to stay conscious while you heal him, but was just too exhausted to stay awake. You ask them a little bit about the MMA world, and they don't tell you that much, but eventually you say something about how if Jun's losing so much, why does he keep doing this at all— to which his manager quirks a brow. He's not losing, they tell you. He's their prize fighter. You're shocked, of course; you thought for sure Jun was losing almost every match, which would explain why he would need your healing so often. Apparently his manager has noticed that Jun's been letting a lot more hits land on him than usual, when (before a couple weeks ago) he'd normally dodge/block them with ease. And despite receiving a lot more damage, he still always comes out on top. You don't really know what to do with this information; the next time Jun returns for more healing, you don't fill the silence with mindless babble or more complaints about your partner, you just let the quiet permeate. Jun notices this, and he doesn't know why you've suddenly drawn back, but after the first day of that, he starts to speak up. He asks you about your life— not just the things you want to vent about, but your interests, your hobbies, the little things that make you happy. Eventually you start to look forward to his visits, gruesome and bloody as they are, simply because you like talking to Jun. It works. It just fits. One night, though, Jun comes to you and finds your cheekbone bleeding, a little cut just beneath your eye. From your partner's ring, you explain, wincing under Jun's touch because of the bruise forming there. Jun almost storms off then and there, wants to find your partner at whatever seedy bar they've gone to after hurting you and teach them a lesson, but you put your arms around him, and the healing sensation mixed with your warmth is enough to calm him down. Mostly. "Don't," you beg Jun. "Please don't. I don't want to make a mess, I just want to—" You look around your apartment "—I just want to go. Please, let's just go." And Jun helps you pack up everything, then escapes with you leading the way, riding the high of that "let's" all the way home.
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I had an idea for a woozi smau but it's literally 2 messages
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You guys don't even know about the one-sided enemies to lovers catboy uji bodyswap au where you and Jihoon are both music producers at an entertainment company but Jihoon is kind of dismissive of you because he thinks you're a nepo baby (your mom is the ceo) and one day he just wakes up in the body of a black cat (he thinks it's a dream) that turns out to be your black cat and he's like huh okay weird but just spends his time in the "dream" lazing around in your apartment and letting the dream version of you take care of him because whatever right? but then he goes to work the next day and everyone is like where were you man we tried calling you like a billion times and he checks his phone and an entire day has passed that he doesn't remember (well, as a human anyways) and he's like. wtf. and the next day he wakes up as your cat again and he's like holy shit this is real and oh god he let you pet him and kiss his little cat forehead the other day he is soooooo embarrassed so he avoids you the entire day and you get kinda lonely about it but he doesn't really care because he needs to find out what the hell is going on except there's not much he can do as a cat. at some point you let him outside (I'm against outdoor cats but let's ignore that for a second) and he realizes you actually live really close to each other, so he tries to get into his own house but can't because he's a cat. he has no idea what to do when he's human either tbh he tries googling literally everything about the situation and even seeks out a witch online who turns out to be a hoax but on like the fourth or fifth day that he's a cat (at this point he's slowly letting you pet him again because okay, fine, it feels really fucking nice) there's a knock on your door, and when you open it, it's Jihoon. But, not Jihoon, because Jihoon is currently your cat. Human Jihoon immediately hugs you and you're just frozen in place like uhhhhhhhh and Jihoon who is a cat is like !!!!! Oh my god your cat has taken over his body and now it's embarrassing him to an unbelievable degree!!!! Anyways cue adventures of cat Jihoon trying so hard to not let your cat in his body completely destroy his reputation while also learning that you're a good person (and that the ceo is actually not your mom and there's family history that has her hating you which means you got your position through hard work and talent) and you being super confused as to why Jihoon's personality keeps flip-flopping from day to day because sometimes he's cold and ignores you (he's too embarrassed to face you) and sometimes he's completely mute but almost overly affectionate (your cat in his body) and you both fall in looooooooove
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nsfw texts with svt jeonghan
☆゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜★ 18+ minors dni!!!!!
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Yoon Jeonghan: plotter, schemer, but most of all, respector of women (/men/enbies)
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I DON'T REMEMBER WRITING THIS NOTE??
#cool fic! would love to read it one day :)#stickynotes.tpe#svtbits.tpe#ideas.tpe#btw the title is 'how to build a bad boyfriend'
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#adventures of the 13 loser group chat#joshu will never appear because he doesnt answer his damn messages#svtbits.tpe
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📁 all the pretty words in the world.doc
details: svt woozi; university au; best friends to lovers; game changer (by dropout); written for caratlibrary's march event but unfinished; 1.0k
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“No, please. I’m telling you—” Jihoon’s pleas fall on deaf (more like willfully ignoring) ears as he’s dragged at full strength by two of his friends.
No. He’s deciding right now. They are not his friends. From here on out, Mingyu and Chan are his enemies. “I can’t do this. Please don’t make me. You know how—”
“And, let us welcome our sixth and final guest to the stage: he’s grumpy, he’s fluffy, he once needed to be picked up from a frat party by his best friend because he was scared — he’s Lee Jihoon!”
Shoved through velvet curtains, Jihoon stumbles onto the sound stage and makes eye contact with newfound enemy number one. The orchestrator of his misfortune. Boo Seungkwan.
He smiles, holding his stupid extendable microphone. “If you could please take your seat, Jihoon. We’ll get started right away.”
With all the cameras facing him, Jihoon feels more stuck than when he had four hands dragging him here. He spots the only seat left, next to you because of fucking course it would be, and reluctantly walks over to sit behind your shared, heart-shaped podium.
You smile at him and whisper, just for him and not for any stupid show. “Hi.”
Shit.
“Hey,” he whispers back, then looks at Seungkwan because he can’t meet your eyes.
Not because he’s scared of you. No. That would be silly. He’s just… nervous with all these cameras around.
“This! Is! Game Changer: SCU!” Seungkwan introduces jauntily in his hot pink suit. “The game show we ripped straight from Dropout dot TV and brought to campus on the off-chance that none of our contestants have a subscription! I am your host, Boo Seungkwan, and I am joined today by these three lovely pairs.”
He gestures towards the three podiums one by one, and Jihoon takes the time to peek at the other players. Seungcheol and his girlfriend, Seokmin and some guy Jihoon’s never met before, and you.
“Now.” Seungkwan pushes his microphone so it collapses in on itself and slides it into the inner pocket of his suit, proving its lack of necessity. “You all understand how the game works.”
“No,” Seungcheol and his girlfriend say in sync.
The guy next to Seokmin goes, “Nope.”
You, with a playful glint in your eye, tell Seungkwan, “I might have an idea.”
“That’s right. Our players have no idea what it is they’re about to play,” Seungkwan announces, going through the same spiel he does every time he puts on this ripoff of a show.
But Jihoon tries not to react, since he actually does know how this episode of Game Changer goes. And he can’t believe they put his single ass up here. With you.
“So without further ado, let’s begin.” Seungkwan turns away from his camera and faces the podiums again. “Players, you all represent three different categories of relationships.” He points at you and Jihoon. “Best friends.” His hand moves on to Seokmin’s pair. “Casual dating.” Then Seungcheol. “And long-term relationship. There’s no doubt you guys know each other well, but how well? Our players have graciously allowed us to snoop through their phones…”
Jihoon frantically presses his hands over all his pants pockets, but to no avail. His phone is gone. When did that happen?
Mingyu. Chan. Those little shits.
“This is the Newlyweb Game: University Edition!”
Jihoon’s going to kill everyone behind those loaned-out cameras. Even Junhui, who’s just holding up the boom mic. When Jihoon gets his hand on the cord running down that pole… oh, Junhui’s gonna get it.
Seungkwan continues despite the death glares Jihoon is shooting offstage. “Our first challenge: How many unread emails does your partner have on their phone? You can use the paddles we’ve provided on your podiums to answer.”
As you lean forward to grab the paddle and dry-erase marker, Jihoon glances at you. Hiding your paddle against your chest despite not having written anything yet, you smile. “No cheating!”
He can’t help it. He smiles back. “Okay, okay,” he says, grabbing his own paddle.
Once everyone’s written their answers, Seungkwan speaks up. “Alright, let’s start with our best friends over here. How many unread emails do you think Jihoon has on his phone?”
“Well,” you say, keeping your answer hidden still. “I was actually making fun of him for this the other day. Last time I saw it, he had like 1298, so I answered” — You flip your paddle — “thirteen hundred and seven. To account for the time between then and now.”
“A confident answer,” Seungkwan says with a raised eyebrow towards the cameras. “Let’s see if it holds up. Jihoon has…” He swivels to the screen showing a big email icon. A discouraging double beep plays from somewhere when the red number at the corner appears. “...four unread emails!”
“What!” You twist in your seat to gape at Jihoon. “There’s no way.”
He just shrugs, suddenly bashful and hoping for Seungkwan to move on.
He doesn’t. Fucker.
“Why the stark difference, Jihoon?” Seungkwan prods, a smug, knowing look on his face.
You repeat, “Yeah, what?!”
“I just… you made fun of me, so I went through my inbox and archived or read them all.”
Blinking, you relax and sit back. “Oh. Wow.”
Jihoon shifts uncomfortably under the gaze of every single person in the room, on and offstage.
Seungkwan doesn’t allow time for any long, awkward silences. “And Jihoon, what was your guess?”
Flipping his paddle, he watches your reaction as he speaks. “Zero. I mean, if they’re gonna get annoying about it…”
You gasp and smack his shoulder in that ultra-light way you always do. “I do not get annoying!”
“Well, let’s see,” Seungkwan cuts in, chuckling at the way Jihoon smiles at you. “Now, if yours is a high number, you’re gonna have a lot to answer for. Survey says—!”
Another error beep goes off.
“—four hundred and sixty-two!”
Your mouth falls open, and you point an accusatory finger at Seungkwan. “You counted my spam email!”
At the same time, Jihoon turns to you and just goes, “Dude…” while the other players oooh like you just got called down to the principal’s office.
“Spam emails are emails!” Seungkwan argues back. “What do you have to say for yourself?”
“Okay, I have a professional email address and a spam one. Obviously I’m not opening and reading every email from Mark’s Work Warehouse.”
Seungkwan stifles a laugh. “You subscribed to Mark’s Work Warehouse?”
“I didn’t,” you clarify. “I literally have no idea how they found me.”
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that wonwoo one was SO CUTE so here is another Thought:
your dog is super misbehaved so you take her to dog trainer coups, who not only helps your dog but also makes her fall in love with him??? and you love him for that??? so he trains her to bring you flowers every time you pick her up
Oh my god dog trainer coups who gets starstruck when his newest customer brings in their problem child pup Suki and oh no you're cute. And your dog is this huge doberman who LOVES playing with you but is terrible with strangers and makes going on walks really hard because she's so strong and has torn her leash out of your hands one too many times. You walk into the training center and coups just can't help letting his eyes drift over to your face, lingering a few seconds longer than necessary each time, except you don't notice at ALL because Suki is terrified of this new environment and the Man who keeps looking at her owner and she's barking up a storm.
"Oh my god I am so sorry," you say as you try to calm Suki down with one hand firmly gripped onto her collar and the other trying to calm her down with pets and ear scritches. You're super embarrassed and it shows in the way you frantically whisper at Suki to "please be quiet please" even though you both know she has no idea what you're saying.
And Cheol pops out of his cute person alert mode to give you a friendly smile and reassure you that a lot of new dogs enter just like you did, which makes you feel better kind of, except that when Cheol tries to hand you the forms you need to fill out, Suki starts barking again and you lowkey want to hide away and never show your face again to this cute dog trainer guy. You have to hold her back, which is twice as hard when you only have one hand and the other is gripped around a clipboard.
"Um— I'd love to— Suki! Down! Girl we are not doing this right now! I'd love to fill this out but—"
At this point, Cheol inches closer to take the clipboard back (setting off Suki again but at least now you have two hands) and just gives you another smile, although this one seems slightly nervous? For some reason?
(you think it's because of your big scary doberman but Cheol is just hoping this cute customer doesn't already think he's bad with dogs)
"How about Suki gets to know me before we fill anything out?"
And he guides you to a side sort of waiting room and lets you calm Suki down again before slowly acclimating her to him being in the same space as you and her. Eventually you bring her closer and closer instead of him moving and. It works. Suki is still a little wary but she's not barking or snarling or even looking like she wants to square up (which she does a lot around strangers). You're literally amazed. Suki has never warmed up this quickly to anyone. She even accepts a treat from his pocket, and then he pets her and his hand is still attached to his arm!
You fill out the form immediately after, glancing up every couple seconds to see Suki playing with a toy Cheol had pulled out from somewhere, and that's that.
A couple days a week, you bring Suki to the center in the morning and pick her up after work. It's a slow process (you know rome wasn't built in a day and Suki is certainly a bigger task than rome), but every time you pick her up, you smile so wide because that's your girl waiting for you! Her tail always wags like crazy when you arrive to pick her up and she practically jumps on you as soon as she's let go. Usually it's Seungcheol who brings Suki out at the end of the day, and you always thank him profusely for watching her with the immense care you're sure he treats all the dogs with. He always smiles and gets all bashful and denies your compliments but inside he's practically giggling at the praise.
Eventually walks with Suki get a lot better but you run into another problem: Suki absolutely loves Cheol now and gets sad when she has to leave the center. She'll whine and whine and softly bite Seungcheol's sleeve or the bottom of his shirt to try to tug him home with her until he gives her one last treat and a little kith on the head and even then she still looks longingly at him as you exit the center
The sight absolutely melts your heart and you can't help but think Seungcheol looks almost as cute as Suki in those moments
At some point Suki starts greeting you after training with a single flower between her teeth, and it's so goddamn cute oh my gosh. The first time it happens, Seungcheol tells you that it's something they teach all the trainees once they're ready, all the while rubbing the back of his neck as his ears burn bright pink. Too bad you don't notice because you're telling Suki what a precious girl she is.
Every day, it's a different flower, either by type or by colour, and you have to wonder how much of this company's money goes towards buying fresh flowers every day. You walk in one day planning to ask, but coincidentally Seungcheol isn't on shift that morning, so once you sign in Suki you just ask Vernon, another employee at the center that you've met a couple times.
He just gives you a weird look, one of his eyebrows raised. "Fresh flowers? We don't order any flowers."
"What? Seungcheol told me you train the dogs to give their owners a flower when we come pick them up."
"Oh, shit." Vernon covers his gasp with a fist in front of his mouth, and you give him a confused look just as he goes, "Oh my god please don't tell Seungcheol I told you oh my god he'll kill me."
Of course, you do bring it up later that very same day when you return to pick up Suki, who's sitting obediently next to Cheol with a red rose in her mouth. And yes he stutters around a fake explanation until he finally throws in the towel and just tells you he's had a crush on you for a while and wanted to give you flowers but felt too embarrassed that day to confess so he came up with that excuse. And you just laugh and say it's okay because you love the flowers and Suki loves him and yes he can take you on a date.
"But I haven't even gotten up the courage to ask..."
"Oh, you don't want to take me on a date?"
"No! I mean yes! I mean! Argh... Yes I do want to take you on a date."
((and yes, he does get back at Vernon. he just doesn't kill him because you convinced him Vernon technically helped you two finally get together))
#wtf this got so long. ok fuck it im putting it in the tags#scoups imagines#scoups scenarios#scoups x reader#seventeen imagines#seventeen scenarios#seventeen x reader#svt scenarios#svt imagines#svt x reader#choi seungcheol imagines#choi seungcheol scenarios#seungcheol imagines#seungcheol scenarios#kpop imagines#kpop scenarios#svtbits.tpe#asks#.100#.200
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"What do you wanna be for halloween?" Seungcheol asks casually, scrolling through his phone.
"Hm," you say, the start of a smirk forming at your lips. "Yours?"
If he wanted, Seungcheol could be a cherry without a costume.
#MICROFIC#there is literally nothing more to this but I've had this dialogue in my head for over two years#and I always forget to post it in october#idk if I even wanna put this in the tags lol#svtbits.tpe
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this is definitely a stretch but a slightly off kilter dimension 20: mentopolis au where, consider Jeon Wonwoo, "junior researcher at Gobstopper Industries, a retro-futurist conglomerate, working on all sorts of amazing art deco technology in a gilded, non descript, past-like past..." ("gah, he paints a picture with his words!" 03:12) who works in the neuroscience department, kind of a loner, always focused on his research. Often closed off because he is led by his logic and ambition. Pushed down his sense of conscience years ago because of an incident involving an ice skate to the face but he doesn't like to talk about that or frankly even think about it so... work it is.
Anyway, one day Mr Big Boss Guy walks into Wonwoo's office/lab with you, and he introduces you to him as a specialist in projectiles. You two are going to be working on the new Psychometer project together. Wonwoo just nods, shakes your hand, and registers your sweet nice to meet you smile too late because he's already turned back to his calculations and now it would be too awkward to say nice to meet you too and damn it, why is he so damn awkward?
You don't pay it much mind— you've met plenty of awkward, shy nerds at Gobstopper Industries and while Wonwoo is maybe one of the nicer looking ones, you're no stranger to clipped greetings and noses buried in research. You yourself are quite the nerd, anyway, so it's no skin off your back.
[warning: fake science ahead! also cw for guns!]
For a while you two just work on your own things— him with his weird neuro something something tech, and you with your projectile prototypes. You're signed on as a temporary contract, so Mr Big Boss Guy never really told you what kind of thing you're making the projectiles for. But it does occur to you at some point... why would you put a projectiles guy and a neuro guy on the same project? What the heck are you even building?
So you ask him. "Hey, Jeon. Can I call you Jeon?"
He seems a bit jumpy at the sudden appearance of your voice, which is fair since you guys haven't really talked in the days since you started working together, but he turns to look at you and eventually nods.
"What is it exactly that you're researching?"
"Well... it's— it's... uh..." And it takes him a couple seconds to get his bearings, but then he goes on about brain waves and electrons and oxytocin and aromatherapy and a lot of other stuff that you honestly don't understand much of, but the more he speaks, the more you realize he's very much into all this research he's done. "It'll be a pioneer in mental health, this machine. If we can go into the mind and find exactly what's wrong— just imagine what that can do for the world."
You try to. You think about how the whole "mental health" thing is just starting to get on the public's radar, and what it would mean if doctors could just... look in there and then tweak the undesirable bits. Huh.
"That's fascinating," you tell him, not seeing the way his eyes practically light up at your, albeit monotone, interest. "And... why am I making it into a gun?"
At that, Wonwoo just blinks. "I... don't know. I think the decision came from marketing? Perhaps they think it will be more valuable if the machine is portable."
"Portable, huh," you mumble, but you don't say anything else. Wonwoo goes silent too because he literally cannot carry a conversation (esp with someone he finds smart and attractive) unless he is answering questions. So, you both just go on with your work.
Until another day, after you dropped off the latest prototype on the boss' desk, when you ask Wonwoo, "Hey, Jeon, with your mind reader thingy—"
"It's not a 'thingy'," he interrupts with an almost imperceptible pout, but you catch it and smile at how oddly cute your fellow researcher is.
"Okay, your Psychometer..."
(His eyes light up again. They keep doing that.)
"...is it only for looking?"
He frowns, not understanding. "What do you mean?"
You tilt your head to the side, tapping your sharpened pencil on your desk. "I mean... can you use it to do anything about the stuff it sees?"
"Tampering with the brain is an extremely dangerous endeavour. There's no telling what could happen if the Psychometer were used to manipulate emotions or desires—"
"Wait, so it can be used like that?"
Wonwoo's frown deepens, he scoots to the edge of his chair towards you, one hand on his knee. "No. The technology could potentially be altered to manipulate the brain, yes, but the result could be disastrous—"
You jolt up onto your feet. "It's a mind control device???"
"I don't think you understand—"
But you're not listening to him anymore. You lean over your workspace, eyes darting over all your blueprints and scrap metal prototypes. "Holy shit," you mutter to yourself. "And I designed it into a weapon..."
You didn't always know there was something off about Big Boss Guy, but after meeting and getting to know Wonwoo and his research, you thought it was a little strange. Big tech industries like Gobstopper don't care about the good of the people like Wonwoo does... they care about money. And Big Boss Guy always seemed so smug when you updated him on the Psychometer project... yeah, a patent for a brain scanner would probably make him millions... but a mind control device? He could move to fucking Mars if he sold it to the right people.
Or used it on the right people.
In a frenzied panic, you begin swiping your hands over your desk to try and collect all of your research into a pile, while Wonwoo watches you with his confusion mounting.
"What are you—"
"Wonwoo," you breathe out, heart beating much faster than healthy. "Can I call you Wonwoo?" You don't wait for his answer; you're not even looking at him. "You need to get all your shit on a hard drive, and then you need to delete it from every Gobstopper computer—"
"What? Why would I—"
You walk straight up to him and put both your hands on his arms. If he wasn't confused and defensive right now, he'd probably be flustered.
"We made a fucking mind control gun, Wonwoo. Do you know what that means?"
Who is he kidding? He's flustered. He shakes his head.
You close your eyes as you let out a sigh. "We made a weapon. A very dangerous weapon. And the only way to stop it from going to the wrong people is if—"
Wonwoo watches you stop, and it's not like when he can't continue speaking because he doesn't know the answer, or when you pause because you thought of something funny, like you often do, but you actually freeze. Your mouth stays slightly open, caught in whatever you were going to say next, and your arms go stiff. Wonwoo is about to speak when he hears his boss' voice from the entryway.
"The wrong people?" he says, calm as ever as he lowers the Psychometer prototype he'd just had pointed in your direction. "C'mon, Jeon. You know I'd never put this in the wrong hands." He admires the machine in his hand. "It's much better off with me, don't you think?"
It's not that Wonwoo has no idea what the fuck is going on. In fact, thanks to you and your recent revelation, he finally actually knows what the fuck is going on.
It's just that he has no idea what the fuck to do now.
"You can't— this—" He looks at you, who have never been so close to him for so long, and right now it's completely against your will. He hates that thought. "Whatever you did with the Psychometer, turn it off! Reverse it, just— let them go!"
His boss shows off a mocking pout. "But they were saying such mean lies, Jeon. I told you: this machine is going to change the world. Don't you want that?"
"Not like this!"
"Tell you what, Jeon," his boss says, unfazed. "How about you finish doing your job like you were asked, and I make your little projectile friend fall in love with you, eh? You'd like that, wouldn't you? I see the way you look at them when you think no one's watching."
Bile threatens to rise up Wonwoo's throat. To make you like him— no, he never wanted that.
"Don't," he growls.
"Alright, alright. Then I guess I'll just have to offer a slightly worse deal. You make me my fully functional Psychometer, and I don't go through all the steps up to making their death look like an accident." He pulls out a sleek, silver gun and points it straight at you.
"Fine— fine!" Wonwoo holds out a hand, the other one now holding onto your arm. "I'll build it, but..." He bites the inside of his lip. He hasn't taken anything close to risk in years. "...but I need their help."
His boss raises a brow. "I don't think they're gonna want to be helpful."
"I'll make sure the comply," Wonwoo assures him, although he's not that confident in his ability to convince you.
He just needs you back to normal.
His boss clicks his tongue and tucks away his gun. A long time ago, he told Wonwoo he liked him because he listens well to authority. "Alright, Jeon, but make sure they do, and fast. Otherwise, I'll have to find somebody else for the job."
Wonwoo doesn't miss the thinly veiled threat, but he pays no attention to it. His boss points the Psychometer at you once again, and with a gasping breath, you fall to your knees. Wonwoo immediately joins you at your side, not hugging you like he kind of wants to, but patting your back as you cough.
Faintly, he hears his boss ordering people to barricade both exits from the lab.
"Holy..." You gag, and cough, and almost throw up, but don't. "...shit."
"Are you alright?" Wonwoo asks.
You whip your head to glare at him. "Am I alri— Wonwoo, do you know what you just agreed to?!"
So you heard everything, huh.
(It's not what he should think about first, he knows that, but Wonwoo feels heat on his face knowing that you heard his boss talking about the way he looks at you.)
"It was the only way for him to unfreeze you..."
At that, your panic and anger soften. You sigh. "I... Thank you."
"You're welcome," he says automatically, then cringes at how the words sound.
"You know I'm not helping you make that thing, right?"
Wonwoo nods. "I don't want to make it either."
"Good, then..." You stand up, Wonwoo keeping his hands hovered only inches away in case you're unsteady on your feet, and you reach into one the the inner pockets of your labcoat.
From which you pull out a grappling hook.
Wonwoo's eyes widen, and he has half the mind to ask you if you keep one of those on you at all times (???), but you stride past him to look out the floor to ceiling windows of the lab— which is four floors off the ground.
You turn to him with a sickeningly sly grin. "You ever looked at a window and asked yourself if you could break it with a good ol' shove?"
Wonwoo shakes his head, incredulous. "No!"
"Well." You shrug, going to grab as much of his and your paperwork as you can and stuffing it into your bag. "It's either the window, or mister 'I'm gonna rule the world' out there."
Wonwoo weighs his options. On the one hand, you're...
Well, you're there.
And, okay, on the other is a guy with two different guns, so...
Wonwoo goes over to his computer, taps at a fews keys, and initiates a total manual reset.
Once he turns back around, you've already started tying rope around yourself. "Get over here," you grunt.
And so Wonwoo lets you literally tie him to you, and then he jumps out of a god damn fucking window.
and that's all for this episode of diMEN—
#the venn diagram of carats and d20 fans is probably just two separate circles <3#svtbits.tpe#ideas.tpe#stickynotes.tpe
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anti-parent trap au where you meet cheol while his supposed only daughter is away for a summer-long camp, fall hard and fast, then get introduced to his pre-teen daughter, who in front of him is an absolute angel but you swear she doesn't like you. of course, you didn't expect the child of a single parent to immediately warm up to you or anything, but it's a little disheartening. at some point, you accidentally overhear his daughter on the phone with someone... except she suddenly has an accent? she says something about you, telling the person on the phone how you started seeing her dad recently and how there's something "suspicious" about you. after that you walk away because you don't think it's fair to eavesdrop, but like a week and a half later, you figure out why she suddenly had an accent-- that was actually her twin sister, separated a little bit after birth with cheol's ex wife who moved to another country while cheol stayed behind. you suffer through countless pranks and also cheol's daughters trying as hard as they can to get cheol and their mom back together. when you finally reach your limit, you tell cheol that you can't make him choose anything over his family, but cheol assures you that he wants to make this work, even if your life is a little (a lot) more crazy with him and his family in it
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hi hello i saw u borrowed daisy's game(?) and would like to propose: poly booseoksoon in a............ lets go with some kind of monster-fighting au *eyes emoji* (i had to type it out bc something's wrong with my keyboard rn rip </3)
Brooo you are onto something there!!
Okay first of all reader would definitely be the Brains of the operation— I mean they're with booseoksoon so someone's gotta step up, y'know? Maybe they're like... modern monster hunters in a world where most people don't even know about monsters/magic???? Like they take on jobs that usually are to hunt a problematic creature for money and then just Deal with it in whatever way works best (you guys have adopted many a creature since you started working together) ((hoshi wanted to keep a ghost tiger but y'all said no 😡)). You're the researcher/man in the van along with Seungkwan who drives, while Seokmin and Hoshi do the actual Hunting part. Sometimes you and Seungkwan get in on the action too but Seokmin and Hoshi get hella protective when you do lmao and if YOU get hurt they're like we're done. We're retiring early to nurse your booboo. Put down that gun yn we're going home. Wait yn where are you going HOLY SHIT YOU JUST DEFEATED THAT THING SINGLE HANDEDLY
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warning: mentions of sex
au where you've been dating svt Chan for like a year nd a half and now you're for various reasons going to spend the holidays with him and his family at his parents' house. you're understandably a bit nervous but more excited and happy to see his parents again and also to meet his older brother for the first time... except when you ring the doorbell an awfully familiar face opens the door. Seungcheol, whom two years ago you were fucking regularly until he left you with nothing but a "you're too good for someone like me" and you never saw him again. but it's not only him at the door— while you and Seungcheol gawk at each other like deer in headlights, his fiancee greets you and Chan. you're shocked and so is Seungcheol but you shake it off and greet him as if you've never met before because holy fuck you've had sex with your boyfriend's brother (over six months before you started dating Chan but still. fuck). it's awkward but you honestly just try to avoid Seungcheol's eyes as much as possible as you and Chan get settled in to his old childhood room (it's quite sweet to see). Seungcheol gets the silent memo and doesn't really talk to you unless he has to. all things considered, things are going smoothly — until dinner, when Chan's parents casually mention that Seungcheol and his fiancee have been together for five years and you choke on your food. you try to make eye contact with Seungcheol across the table because you're telling me we slept together while you were dating your current fiancee???? but he completely avoids your gaze. Chan asks you if anything's wrong and you have to lie through your teeth because 1. you already pretended you don't know Seungcheol and 2. if you did mention anything about being together, what would happen to Seungcheol and his fiancee's relationship? it's all way too complicated and you definitely don't want Chan knowing you've fucked his brother but also does Seungcheol's fiancee deserve to marry someone who cheated on her?? you literally toil within yourself for the rest of the night until Chan is asleep next to you and you leave the bedroom, stepping outside into the snowy backyard. you don't get a lot of alone time because soon after, Seungcheol steps out too. you confront him with a classy "what the fuck is going on?! did you cheat on your fiancee with me?! what the fuck!" (all whisper-yelled because you're terrified of anyone hearing). Seungcheol is distraught — he explains that no, he would never do that to someone. he and his fiancee were actually on a break during that time, and now he's not sure if the relationship has fully recovered since then... he proposed to her because he felt like that's what she and both his and her parents wanted, but now he's unsure. he doesn't know if he wants to marry her or even still be with her, but his parents love having him home for the holidays and also never knew about the breaks he and his fiancee would take. he begs you not to tell his parents or his fiancee. his parents because he doesn't want them to think his future marriage is on a rocky sea, and his fiancee because even though she allowed him to be with other people during that time, she doesn't know you're one of those people (you're actually the only person he slept with, but he doesn't mention that in the backyard). he's not sure how his fiancee will treat you if she finds out, and he also doesn't want Chan to know because "he's clearly in love with you." and the thing is— you're in love with Chan too. it terrifies you that this could ruin what you have with him. you sigh and tell Seungcheol that you'll keep your mouth shut, and that he needs to get better at pretending you don't know each other. and he needs to either work things out with his fiancee or end things. he begs you to let him keep up the facade until after the holidays are over.
and it would be titled "A Little Complicated" :]
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au idea: college boyfie wonwoo that reads philosophy books out loud to you because that’s the only way he can get you to sleep and not pull an all-nighter again
STOP THAT'S SO CUTE
He finds you in your dorm or apartment or something hunched over a desk scribbling away at your homework and it's stupid late o'clock and he's just like no. Nope. We're not doing this I KNOW you pulled an all-nighter last night too (because you always send him gn 💕 texts that he receives when he wakes up the next morning because oh my god you need to go to bed at a reasonable time babe). So he pulls out your rolly chair from your desk and makes you face him and hooks his arms under your shoulders and tugs you until you have to stand up with him. And you whine that you have to do this assignment because you've got such a huge workload right now but of course you're sleepy as heck and his hug is so so warm and you don't even realize he's waddled you over to your bed until he pulls you off him and pushes you onto it. For a few seconds you just lie there, comfortable on your bed (because the night before you'd slept for about 45 minutes just slumped over your desk) until your brain remembers all the work you still have to do and your heart clenches and your skin feels tighter and you go to sit up because your stress won't let you sleep until you finish what you set out to finish tonight. But Wonwoo just puts a gentle hand on your shoulder and moves to get you under the blankets, even while you pout and tell him you can't sleep like this — at least without some sort of distraction. Wonwoo hums at that and tucks you in, then says he might know just the thing to help you out. He grabs his book bag and takes out one of his philosophy books, flipping to a chapter he read recently that he really liked.
"If I'm going to read, I might as well study," you tell him.
"I'll read to you," he says simply, a soft smile on his lips. "Close your eyes."
And yeah, maybe you try a little bit to stay awake just so you can listen to your boyfriend's voice, but his low, soothing timbre soon drags you into the best sleep you've had in a long time
#you are so right my friend#this doesnt technically apply to me because i am NOT a good study-er 🤖 but its still so cute 💕#asks#freakyfriedrice#kpop imagines#kpop scenarios#svtbits.tpe
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