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kristiliqua · 1 year
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me when the crimeboys commit crime against the order and law of nature by adventuring thru different realities and not aging for 100 years: 😨⁉️⁉️
(taz au)
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ao3feed-crimeboys · 1 year
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my heartbeat's a melody and you are my symphony (you are my heart)
by kristonical
"But, I needed a day with you, because… I—I love her and everyone on this crew with… all of my heart, but—you are my heart… you know that, right?”
And as his brother looks up at him with pleading eyes, Tommy realizes—as he feels his heart thundering in his ears, throat closing up—that he’s scared.
He’s fucking terrified.
He’s—he’s not scared of his brother and him being a lich, no—he’s scared for his brother. He’s scared of… what this change could do to him, to the person he—to be honest—looks up to the most.
[...]
Taking a silent deep breath, and offers his brother a small, shaky smile, and nods slightly. “I know,” he says—and Wilbur gives him a small smile back, equally shaky.
or , crimeboys have a good day together
or , or , the adventure zone: balance au , with crimeboys as the twins :) !!
Words: 7196, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: Gen
Characters: Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Niki | Nihachu
Relationships: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, No Romantic Relationship(s), Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit, Niki | Nihachu & Wilbur Soot
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Campaign: Balance (The Adventure Zone), AHAHAHAHA TAZ AU MOTHERFUCKERS, Alternate Universe - Magic, Alternate Universe - Dungeons & Dragons, sort of ? idk shit abt dnd rlly so not Exactly but yk, Wilbur Soot Loves TommyInnit, TommyInnit Loves Wilbur Soot, Wilbur Soot Calls TommyInnit Pet Names, Pet Names, Witch Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit-centric (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot-centric, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit-centric, Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit are Siblings, Found Family, Older Sibling Wilbur Soot, Protective Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit is Loved (Video Blogging RPF), Tommyinnit is a Menace (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot is a Menace, Caring Wilbur Soot, Soft Wilbur Soot, Soft TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Caring TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Crimeboys - Freeform, Banter, Attempt at Humor, Fluff and Humor, Domestic Fluff, Fluff, Light Angst, Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Brotherly Love, Brotherly Bonding, Brotherly Affection, Theyre Brothers if u cant tell, Platonic Relationships, Platonic Cuddling, SHIPPERS DNI, He/Him Pronouns for Wilbur Soot, He/Him Pronouns for TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), crimeboys as the taz twins !!!, (tommy is taako n wilbur is lup), Magical Wilbur Soot, Technoblade and TommyInnit are Not Related (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot and Technoblade are Not Related, Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit are Not Related, Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit are Like Siblings, Song: Sex Sells (Lovejoy), Song: Since I Saw Vienna (Wilbur Soot), Flower Crowns, Dungeons & Dragons References, Elf Wilbur Soot, Half-elf but close enough, Alternate Universe - The Adventure Zone: Balance Fusion, Rated T for TommyInnit, Swearing, Worried TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Dimension Travel, ... technically but its not rlly in This fic, Not Beta Read, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, sort of ..? there is a Lot of fluff indeed but like Hints of angst here n there
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kristiliqua · 1 year
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hello tumblr , i have more crimeboys in the taz au :) !!!
(also ! i am writing smth for the taz au ! ,, a fic ig .? so . yea . the brainrot is real)
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kristiliqua · 1 year
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MY TAZ AU INFO STUFF :) !!!
ok So . the ipre ! is benchtrio + sbi plus schlatt bc i needed someone to be lich barry :) fuck yea
sooo tommy and wilbur !! are the twins (the brothers) - tommy is taako and wilbur is lup :] - in Their specific dynamic . or smth . as in - no one is like . Fully a character , they have different roles n characteristics (?) from different characters n stuff -- like . tommy isnt Fully like taako , he's just like taako w the twin slash brother stuff - he's kinda more like magnus . Kinda
ranboo ! was the journal keeper :) is a cleric slash wizard (psa - i do Not know Any dnd shit , not rlly . all ik is from taz lmfao -- so if anything is inaccurate to the game , i ,,, dont care) and is a full elf ! theyre shy n nerdy like lucretia n barry , ig
tubbo is a fighter ! the protector of the group (like magnussss) :D !! isss a goat hybrid . idc if its not in dnd shhhush -- beeduo r in a queer platonic relationship :] their relationship's dynamic is similar to barry n lup's - ranboo is like barry and tubbo is like lup !
tommy is a rogueee !!! and is a decent wizard as well ! he's learnin the magics :)) - he excels in transmutation magic , which he learned Purely bc of the prank possibilities . he is Surprisingly good at it (he started learning magic bc of wilbah) -- he is a quarter elf and the rest is human bbyyy (crimeboys r biological brothers)
wilbur is a wizard :) !! (and a lich cough cough) he is learning rogue skills (haha brothers learning each other's skills haha) and is pretty okay at it . doesnt put Too much time into learning it . he is half elf n half human ! he has long pointy ears , while tommy has human sized ears that r a little pointy :)))
phil was the captain of the ipre .! he becomes the director of the bob . he is Maybe tommy n wilbur's bio father - three quarters elf n one quarter human , he is . is a magic man , wizard stuff and cleric . also is good at fighter shit too ! he's the one who erases their memories , like lucretia , w the same motivations n intentions as well :) ! (he asks ran for his journal , and bc he's the captain n ranboo trusts him , ranboo gives him the journal and ,, yea)
techno is phil's assistant in the bob !! lad's a fighter B) uhh . might be part elf or a hybrid or smth , not sure . he's called the wordless one :))) so ig he's Sorta like davenport but also Definitely Not
schlatt is lich barryyy - he's friends with wilbur . is a ram hybrid , and uhhh . is the red robe that appears thruout the arcs n stuff , aka barry . lich barry . yea
now for the more minor ish characters !!!
charlie slimecicle is roswell and instead of clay its slime . i take no arguments fuck u , its perfect
i wanted june to b someone like . correlated to charlie butttt - it ended up being crumb .! ik theyve like . Never interacted , but i feel like the vibes work , so . crumb cuptoast it is
the uhhh prophet lady in refuge is karl . for pretty obvious reasons
errr the main robber guy in refuge (idk) Could be sapnap ? or at least Implied to be sapnap ? bc why not
john slash the hunger isss eret , i think ! n ranboo is the one to talk to xem :))) umm - angus is shroud , bc why not . HURLEY N SLOANE ARE PUFFY N NIKI !!! in that order . its perfect and i take no arguments on that one
karry n killion (btw if i misspell any names then thats my bad But idc . dont point it out bc i literally couldnt give less of a shit lmao) are guqqie n aimsey !!!!! in that order :)))
umm garfield the deals warlock ? i originally made him quackity but for Reasons (that youll know very soon) he is now ted nivision !!!! and leon or whatever (the gachapon guy) is scott smajor . its the vibes , man
i did Not know who to have as johann . so i chose cpk bc he has similar vvvvibes . and uhhh i made sneeg be avi bc i could :)
juaquin is eryn !!!! we love juaquin n eryn in this household
lucas is sam , and moureen (lucas' mom) is ponk !! bc we need sam to want to save someone for crystal kingdom to happen n whatnot
noelle is clementine :) ! n kravitz is quackity . i previously made it clara but ittt just didnt fit well enough for me , so . quackiteeee it was
also the raven queen is ofc , mumza :D
klarg issss ,, henry , i guess .? its kinda eh to me but whatever idk 😭😭 he could just stay as klarg honestly
i made magic brian be billzo bc its funny . magic billzo . (that Does mean he fucking dies but um . L)
btw i had the idea for tommy to have a pet fish , like magnus w steven . and the pet fish would be named clementine and live in a magic sprite bottle (iykyk) But . noelle is clementine and unle -- IN THE MIDDLE OF TYPING I GOT THE IDEA OF NOELLE BEING SHELBY NVM NOELLE IS SHELBY SHUBBLE NOW . so clementine in the sprite bottle is real now ig :]
umm - hodgepodge n upsie are both different versions of sam nook - ig sam nook is sorta just . the general base of any ai sam makes for robots - hodgepodge is sam nook: education edition and upsie is sam nook: elevator edition which is Sorta confusing bc when u shorten them its both EE but like . yea (also i realized i could make one of them fran but . i feel like neither fit so ig not)
JENKINS IS JACK MANIFOLD its perfect fuck you .!!!! benchtrio (mainly tommy ,, n tubbo) just harass him on the rockport limited lmfao
jess the beheader is beau (the beheader) !!! and i had graham the juicy wizard be replaced with scar and grian bc i wanted them somewhere in here :))) theyre the Wacky Wizard Duo (tm)
im prob forgetting some characters but errr ehhhh Whateverrrr . um - istus n pan stay the same ! same with fisher and junior :]
also id like to point out that i kept the sapphic rep as sapphic rep in this au as well . bc i think its neat B))) (didnt want to replace the rep with cishet white men shit lmaoo)
nnnnn thats it .!! uhhh - if u have suggestions feel free to give some :)) Constructive criticism , pls ! kk ty for reading B) !!!!!
also have a little additional taz crimeboys doodle for ur troubles , Smile
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kristiliqua · 1 year
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HELLO IVE POSTED A ONESHOT FOR THE TAZ AU
enjoy :) ?
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kristiliqua · 1 year
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oh my god you know barry and lup's duet thing during that one year in the stolen century .? dude oh my god what if i did that but with crimeboys oh my god ???
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kristiliqua · 8 months
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wowie thats a lot of new followers peepoSmile . what is up losersssss welcome to the club :) or something
mkay well . erratic update: i have drawn so much of taz!wilbur . simply had the thought of “oh man what if i made him half elf and half tiefling to match tommy” and went crazy (he used to be half elf half human bee tee double you) /hj . so i have a couple of drawings that i’ll post later maybe , shrug
and Yes no need to worry , i am still planning on doing (writing) that fucking taz au . i am not abandoning that idea , aint no way in hell (boy do i just wanna write one shot esque shit about specific scenes i Really wanna write and just leave it at that . not writing the in between parts that r important for build up but boring to write compared to the Cool Shit . but NO i will resist the urge and pull thru , fuck it we ball)
i also published another very short one shot fic scratches head . its just some dark crimeboys idk idk ,, my ao3 is kristiliqua if u wanna read , smile
anyway eeeeeaaaaaa aaaaa lich wilbur !!!! lich wilbur having funky veins n shit on his black silhouette form (im not making the liches skeletons that is So fucking hard to draw n not as fun for designs) bc he died from silver point poison aaAAAAA !!! the idea of liches having features from their latest death depending on how they died mmmmmmmmm yessir
blinks at you with my dehydrated eyes . i have been avoiding twitter like the plague idek why i am just . not ready to go back yet . so here i am on tumblr , about to post this and disappear until i post those lil drawings . i am so ia on social media 🫶 not even going outside either smh
it is two (2) am . i am going tooooo Sleep .! bedge goodnight buenas noches ummm erm other sayings for going to sleep . i am eepy
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kristiliqua · 1 year
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im glad ppl like my taz au :)))) i do plan on drawing more of it , i think - so whahey , look out for that ig !!!
the basics of the au is just . tommy and wilbur are the twins - tommy being taako n wil being lup . uhh the reclaimer lads (tres horny boys) are benchtrio ! the ipre is sbi plus benchtrio plus schlatt . phil is the director of the bureau n tech is his assistant . phil used the b the captain of the ipre ! ranboo was the journal keeper , n tubbo n them r in a qpr .! schlatt is just lich barry . just a lichy lad . -- but uhh . yea . some additional details r that crimeboys r biological brothers n phil Maybe is their bio dad .? bc why not . and like . tommy is a rogue who's also pretty good at (transmutation) magics n shit - wilbur is a wizard who does Some rogue stuff - techno is a fighter - ranboo is a cleric slash wizard - tubbo is a fighter (maybe a bit of rogue too actually) - phil is a wizard slash cleric who can also do fighter shit - and uh . Huh . i actually havent thought abt wtf schlatt is , errrmmm .,,,,, he can be um . a wizard . who Kinda focuses on necromancy . but does normal fuckin magics too idk
the basics r hella long bro uh . well . whomp whomp i guess
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