Love how a Skyrim guard will tell you how they think two-handed weapons suck because they're big and clunky, meanwhile they have a greatsword strapped to their back.
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great news everybody!
we can now have lucien lachance as halloween decor!
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If you’re looking for your Khajiit friend, is it racist to “pspsps” or is that considered a normal way to get a Khajiit’s attention?
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vvardenfell better watch out this outlander has MONEY now
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Dragonborn probably has Sepsis and Rabies.
khajits probably just smell of wet animal too
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Sheogorath: You shattered my heart and left me to rot in the dark, all alone with nothing but the bitter memory of your kiss that slowly fading away
Akatosh: What—
Sheogorath: I'm nothing but an empty husk, the victim of your cruelty and betrayal
Akatosh: I WAS IN THE SUPERMARKET FOR MERELY HALF AN HOUR!
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Special thanks to @elfinismsarts for making this gem
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learned today in class that the name "cicero" comes from a word meaning "little chickpea"
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I love the Thieves Guild armor as much as the next guy but I think it's time that we as a collective acknowledged the dreaded finger thong looking things on the gloves.
WHAT IS THIS??
Makes my skin crawl thinking about having that pulled between my fingers. Are you kidding me
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they're making Sil write it because he's the only one with a Reddit account
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every day, at least once, i hear one of the skyrim bandits scream 'i'll rip your heart out' in my head
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Virgin D*vines Worshiper vs Chad Nordic Totemism Follower
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