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birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo · 1 year

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thousand autumns donghua, episode 13~

(i have been warned in advance that this one is gonna HURT. so. brace urselves, gentle tumblrinas 😩)

kid: how come i've got to fetch water?? MAKE SHIWU DO IT! D:<

shifu: *WHACK* i may not have a shillelagh but i HAVE GOT A HORSETAIL WHISK. GO, CHILD. DO CHORES!!

ohhh poor sweet shiwu ;A; he volunteers to help anyway ;A; what a good lad!! DOn'T TAKE HIM FROM ME 😭😭

shen qiao: *is unconscious in front of the temple*

the kids (in skyrim child's voice): AH!! DEAD BODY!!! DDD:

sang jingxing: how dare shen qiao hurt me. I AM HURT. I AM HURT BY SHEN QIAO TRYING TO STOP ME FROM KILLING AND EATING HIM. >:(

awwww now shiwu is looking after shen qiao ;A; he's so SWEET, he's such a kind and gentle babby ;A;

OH NOES!!! SHEN QIAO'S MERIDIANS ARE BROKEN!?! HE CAN'T DO MARTIAL ARTS???!!! BUT HE HAS LITERALLY NO OTHER SKILLS (that we know of)!!!!

ashdodsdaisji shifu is strict!! but shiwu goes 'even if u've got a sharp tongue, i know ur a good man, shifu! :D' and now shifu can't say shit when shiwu asks him to heal shen qiao!!!! well played, u clever babby, well played indeed!!! 🤣

yan wushi: lol u better pray for urself shen qiao. like call an ambulance but not for me >:D

shen qiao: *goes thru a magical girl transformation in his sleep*

shen qiao: that was weird :)

OH!!! HIS MERIDIANS ARE FIXED??? HIS DANTIAN IS HEALING?? HE CAN SEE??????

yan wushi (in his memories): lol let's uhhhh dual cultivate >;D >;D >;D

shen qiao (waking up): *BAAAARRRRFFFFF*

uh-oh

OH NO CHUYI

CHUYI NOOOO BE QUIET, CHILD!!! RUN, CHILD!!! RUN!!!

'xiao daoshi' this guy definitely drives a white van in the modern au version of this story 😒

NO DON'T HURT THE BABY!!! LET HIM GO U TWAT!!! ;A;

oh it's the weirdo with the fan made of knives!! lol i didn't recognise u with a child suspended in front of ur face as a hostage 😊

knife-fan guy: if u don't bring shen qiao here within two hours i will kill EVERY PRIEST HERE!! >:)

all three of them?? ok lol

……….i am bluffing pls do not kill them one is old and two are baby pls do NOT KILL THEM ;A;

shifu: well, that kid's dead. hehuan sect will kill everyone anyway, so i'll go die and u take care of my other student, k?

shen qiao: :) ??? :)

awww he froze shen qiao in place bc he knew shen qiao was gonna throw himself in front of them ;A;

HE PAT SHIWU ON THE HEAD GOOD-BYE

SHIFU NO

SHIFU DON'T DO IT

SHIFU NOOOOOOOO

knife-fan guy: wow too bad i have to kill this cute kid lol >:) i would have preferred to kill shen qiao but this is fine too >:)

shifu entering the scene like a character from a shakespeare play: 'it's dark!! who has disturbed my dream??'

and verily shifu did appear and try to make the blackguard spare his young squire the noose!! alas, the cruel knave believed him not, when shifu swore he did not know shen qiao, the one the blackguard sought; and so, in blood-soaked rage did he—AHEM ANYWAY

AHHH, XIAO SE!! that was his name. xiao se, bai rong, and yan shou!!! they are all the hehuan sect clowns, they who use children as human shields!! (except bai rong 😘)

awww poor shifu ;A; he knows his odds are bad but he's still trying to protecc shen qiao and save his boy ;A;

holy shit shifu is badass!!! GET EM SHIFU

uhhhh they're not gonna make me watch the kid die, are they?? are they???

zhu lengquan is shifu's name!!! nice to meet u sir!! im just gonna call u shifu tho. bc i have a feeling i won't be able to call u anything for very much longer ;A;

OH NO

OHHH NOOOOOOOO

CHUYI

CHUYIIIIIII NOOOOOOOOOOOO

THEY

THEY MADE ME WATCH

THEY MADE ME WATCH THE CHILD DIE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AWWW SHIFU YELLED HIS NAME!! HE IS HEARTBROKEN OMG

damn shifu is cool!! he's fighting so hard on chuyi's behalf ;A; he even SPITS on the murderer!! bc he's a BADASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!! U GO KING!!!

SHIFUUUUUU

SHIFUUUU NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

'even if i knew who he was, i wouldn't tell u bc u killed my disciple!! KILL ME FIRST'

and then they did ;A;

SCREW U LOT!!! SHIFU AND CHUYI WERE GOOD GUYS AND THEY DESERVED THE WORLD ;A;

NOOOOOOO SHIWU AND SHEN QIAO ARE CRYINGGGGG

FCK IM CRYING TOO

NOOOOOOOO MY BABIESSSSS

bai rong don't betray them. BAI RONG DON'T BETRAY THEM

awww THANK U BAI RONG!! UR THE BEST BAI RONG ;A;

she's just!! SO GREAT ;A; THANK U BBYGIRLLLLLL ;A;

BUT MY POOR SHIWU ;A;

my poor bby!!! he's crying so much!!!

NOW THEY’RE BOTH CRYING OVER SHIFU'S BODYYYY ;A;

THIS IS SO FUCKING SAD ;A;

shen qiao what are u doing wITH THAT SWORD oh he's

he's doing a swear. he make an oath. ok cool

AWWWW THEY BURIED SHIFU AND CHUYI ;A;

spongebob squarepants narrator guy: a few days later~

shen qiao and shiwu stare sadly at the river and cry ;A; they're sad, i'm sad, WE'RE ALL SAD HERE ;A;

shen qiao: btw i'm adopting u :(

shiwu: ok thanks new dad ;A;

shen qiao does not respect his scabbard, he throws that shit to the ground without regard

THIS SONG SLAPS!!! i wonder if it's some sort of specific music?? the singer's voice seems different to what i’m used to hearing somehow?? it's BEAUTIFUL tho, i love it 💚💚💚

shen qiao: ok kid watch this and repeat after me *does a whole-ass ROUTINE that most adults couldn't do*

'shang he tong bei???' is that what the blade is called? woe for all??

shen qiao is filled with DETERMINATION!!! good for him!!!

i love this donghua but sometimes the pacing is a bit odd, and it's more noticeable with the bg music shifts lol. i don't mind it tho!!! i'm enjoying myself very much!! :DDD

goin for a lil swim, shen qiao?? 🌊

AWWW SHIWU ASKED IF HE COULD BE LIKE SHEN QIAO ;A; THAT'S FECKING ADORABLE ;A;

OH MY GODDDDD THEY'RE SO CUTE ;A;

shen qiao: u smiled!! it would make ur shifu and chuyi happy to see that :)

OOAOAJDIOSAJ THEY'RE HUGGINGGGGG

HE'S HUGGING THE BABYYYYYYY THEY ARE FRIENDS NOW THEY HUGOMG THEY HUG 💚💚💚💚

aaaaa it's very sweet to see shen qiao acting with such warmth to shiwu ;A; unlike SOME PPL 😒 (glares at young zhou zishu telling babby jiuxiao and chengling not to cry ) shen qiao u will make a very good surrogate dad!! i look forward to u not at all contributing to this child’s trauma thru ur either ur reckless actions or ur choice of husband!!

[Exit, pursued by a bear.]

#birb watches #thousand autumns donghua #qian qiu #cw child death #cw i used the word 'barf' and i am sorry #normally i wouldn't but i just thought it would be funny in this case lol #pls laugh ;A;#attempt to post 2 technological boogaloo #OH SHIT ITS WORKING #HOORAY #thank u @antique-forvalaka!!!!!#u have saved my poor brains!!!! :DDD

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daswarschonkaputt · 1 year

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modern au fem!hanwenzhou

okay so like, pretty much all my art is someone else's fault. i stand by this. this is the fault of @antique-forvalaka (henceforth siv). blame or thank her. she just showed up unprovoked and was like, "fem!wkx has a flat ass and fem!zzs is big tiddy tomboy," and i was like, "umm???" what was i meant to do? NOT draw them? it's a modern au because i don't fuck with drawing hanfu.

most of these were drawn when i was too sick to write and lemme tell you i 100% underestimated the effect of a cough on drawing art. the lineart on wkx's piece took me so fucking long. i even had to go back in and redo bits of it. that's why some of it looks wonky but shhhh don't look.

assorted headcanons beneath the cut:

fem!zzs

this was the first one i started drawing, and then i nearly gave up because zzh's face is the fucking worst to draw. like, i even tried tracing a still and it still didn't look like him. okay, thots:

f!zzs has long hair that she takes relatively good care of but she pretty much always just ties up and ignores

she keeps it long because she sometimes does infiltration missions and it's helpful to appear super feminine

she knows how to be pretty and well presented but she literally never gives a shit

left alone she will happily sit in a sports bra and panties and eat ramen

oh yeah when she's lying low after leaving tc she disguises herself as a male vagabond. @luckydragon10 is very attached to f!zzs's fake stubble.

the hoodie look is an adaptation of my favourite zzs look from woh which is the meili look. look i am a simple woman, put the characters in a veiled hat and my brain just goes hrrrrnnnnng.

fem!wkx

oh hello other actor in this drama who is incredibly fucking hard to draw. luckily i had already drawn modern wkx before so i was a bit more used to his face. okay, some more thots:

the first one i drew was the big profile which is labelled in the csp file as tiddies out wkx

in my head f!wkx has a flat ass and flat chest bc siv said so, but she wishes she were curvy like wkx

she's very much styled after a femme fatale, emphasis on the fatal

she's pretty much always immaculately turned out, perfect make-up, perfect clothes, all very expensive

i had to draw her in stockings and garter belt. i just had to. also that lace texture killed me and took me like half of wanda//vision (which i was watching in the background) to get right

part of the reason i even did modern au was because i wanted to draw wkx with a sniper rifle

on that note the sniper rifle is traced from a photo bc i am lazy and at that point was very ill

"oh? so you have chosen death~♡" -- that's her vibe

fave wkx is angery wkx up in the top right corner. i drew her last.

one big regret that i didn't draw her splattered in blood and smirking like lelouch from code geass. i just think that would be neat.

fem!hy

thank u han ying for having a face that i can draw. thank u actor for having distinguishable features for my face blind self. thank u. thots:

this was the last set of these that i drew and i had to think long and hard about what to do for her. i knew i wanted her to be shorter than zzs but curvier than wkx but that was literally it

originally when i started drawing f!hy i gave her short curly hair, like close to a pixie cut, but i couldn't make it look right, so i went back to siv and extracted her suggestion of a side cut or undercut

in my head, hy and zzs run two-man missions all the time, with zzs as front woman and hy as tactical support/getaway driver

siv said to me that she sees wkx playing dress-up with hy bc hy is more receptive to it than zzs and i was like oh yes so that's why there's a little classy hy over on the right

also the more i drew f!hy with her little undercut and sweats i realised she looked like a fuckboi and i was here for it

special shout out to my favourite tac gear item: the throat mic. they're just so sexy. don't come at me.

shout out to fancy dress ass-kicking hy. the backstory here is that wkx put her in a pretty dress for a nice evening out only for it to devolve into a battlefield so hy takes off her heels and just starts blasting.

oh yeah special shout out here bc my brain was just like "play with the colours" so i did and now there is no consistent colouring for this set.

anyway i love hy's little button nose. so cute. love drawing it.

ok i'm done.

standard disclaimers for my art: all of it was drawn in clip studio paint (my beloved). i use pose references using the built-in 3D models and assorted poses i've downloaded from the store. faces are drawn using stills from the show i've founded on google images. when i draw fashion there's a high change it's from runway collections, in this case hy's dress is from the paolo sebastian moonlight serenade collection, specifically this one. and the fancy han ying look is adapted from ashi studio fall/winter 2017, specifically this look.

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danhoemei · 1 year

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thank u for the tag @maidofmetal 💚

last song: dash and blast by yndi halda

last show / currently watching: chainsaw man

currently reading: nothing 😭😭😭😭 except papers about web optimisation and tech docs 😒

current obsession: reading. literally just reading. devouring stories. i need to inject a new one into my veins asap. i need a story

tagging: @birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo @jijosi @antique-forvalaka

#i am starving #tag game #maidofmetal #thank u for tagging 💚#i hope u enjoy hill house <3333333333

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birbfeedersart · 2 years

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Tag 9 people you want to get to know better:

thank you for tagging me @antique-forvalaka 😄✨ edit: and thank you for tagging me @fractured-ice 😊😀

Fav colour:

Green 💚

Currently reading:

i'm still reading The Husky and His White Cat Shizun / 二哈和他的白猫师尊 by Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat. it's quite intense!! an interesting read so far!!

Last song:

东北摇篮曲/送君 The North East Lullaby / Delivering Gentleman song medley by 杨钰莹 / Yang Yuying !! they're such lovely songs, i found them through a fic of all places!! i'd heard another version before but only as a duet, so this arrangement with one singer was quite different and i love it. i like to listen to it over and over when i'm drawing 😅

Last series:

i made my mother watch season 1 of the tgcf donghua with me lmao 🤣 (she actually liked it, but not as much as she likes woh)

Last movie:

alien: covenant !! it's not a great film but it's very funny!! although i'm not sure it's meant to be....

Currently working on:

a few different things! as for art, my wips rn include han ying sitting on zhou zishu's lap, han ying sitting on wen kexing's lap, and feng xin and mu qing sitting in a hot spring together and giving out about the other gods in the heavens 🤣 (actually the fengqing one has been waiting on the queue for a while, i keep getting distracted by hanwenzhou. wait for me boys! i'll get back to u eventually!!)

i shall tag!!!! @brigwife, @sugarbabywenkexing, @korre, @pastelcheckereddreams, @fractured-ice, and @ashinlae !! (should i tag more?? i don't want to be too annoying lol)

#thanks again for the tag!!#these are such fun :D #tag games #about me #the fic is called 'under wind and rain' btw #if ur curious :D #it's quite good i really liked it #(music rec aside 😅)

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birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo · 2 years

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Rules: “spell out your url with song titles, then tag as many people as there are letters in your url.”

thanks so much for tagging me @yanwushi !!! 💖💕💚😍 buuut here's the problem: i haven't actually listened to modern english music in about errrrrr.....a while. SO. i'm gonna make this a special folk music edition!!! crediting folk songs is uhhh difficult tho, so i'll just include the artist whose cover i currently like best!!

thus prepare urself for: URL SONG TITLE SPELL OUT......

✨✨✨AS GAEILGE✨✨✨*

(*and also in gaidhlig bc i like highland folk music too, lads, yes i do yes i do 😌)

Bímse Féin Ag Iascaireacht - Lasairfhíona Ní Chonaola

i ....do not actually know any songs that start with 'i' sorryyy 😅

Ribinnean Rìomhach - Julie Fowlis

Barr an tSléibhe - Mairéad Ní Fhlatharta

Fodor dha na Gamhna Beaga - Julie Fowlis (...again 😅)

Eleanór a Rún - Eamon Mac Donncha

Eilidh - Calum Kennedy

Dá Bhfaigheann mo Rogha de Thriúr Acu - Muireann Nic Amhlaoibh

Eleanór a Rún - ok listen to it again but by Róisín Elsafty pls

Róisín Dubh - hey look it's Róisín Elsafty again!

Sadhbh Ní Bhruinnealla - Liam Ó Maonlaí (THIS ONE IS MY FAVOURITE OK I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT SO MUCH ;A;) (all versions are good ofc but the one from the highland sessions in like the 80s or sth is 🔥FIRE🔥)

ok i will tag...... @brigwife @korre @shockingheaven @fractured-ice @ashinlae @orchisailsa @there-and-back-again @sugarbabywenkexing @pastelcheckereddreams @rainsfalling @antique-forvalaka (uhhh oh god is that everyone?? I'M SORRY IF I FORGOT U ;A;)

#some colours i remembered but the rest i gave out randomly forgive meeee ;A;#my memory is so bad lmao #thanks again @yanwushi for tagging meeee :DDD #this was fun!!!#a lot harder than i thought it would be tho!!!#i had to go fetch my music files from the hard drive lmao #it's pink btw <3 very cute <3 #music #tag games #url music #folk music apocalypse #birb has weird taste in music ok #i used to listen to regular music i swear #i don't actually remember why i stopped

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danhoemei · 2 years

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Post the latest sentence from your WIP

Thank you for tagging me @onmyo-jin 💚

It’s Qi Ye month on the lovely server I’m in, so you get the last bit of my xiyuan WIP:

Before he fell asleep a thought crossed his exhausted mind, “You will regret this”. Who will, however? That was unclear to anyone except the Heavens.

Three lines as well because I like them together despite their rushed draft energy.

Show me what you’ve got (if u want) @theyilinglaozus @antique-forvalaka @nanjiangshamanet @minnarr @caityjay13 @raymurata

#tag game #danshushmei #yzzwriting #wip #qi ye #xiyuan #do tell me if u want me to stop tagging u lmao

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birbfeedersart · 2 years

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thank u very much to @korre for tagging me!! 😄✨💚

This or that

hot shower or cold shower // texting or calling // earbuds or headphones // paperback or hardcover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrises // tulips or orchids (idk why but i freak out whenever i see the inside of a tulip o_o) // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror (horror doesn't actually scare me, i just like ~the aesthetic~) // pen or pencil (i love them both equally, i can't choose 😅) // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour candy // deodorant or perfume // drive-in movie theater or the cinema // pastel colors or neutral earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future //

This or that - fantasy edition

spell or curse ∙ abandoned mansion or haunted cemetery ∙ vampire slayer or ghost hunter ∙ phoenix or griffin ∙ wrist bite or neck bite ∙ fairy godmother or evil stepmother ∙ herbs or potion ∙ ghost or wraith ∙ dragon scales or werewolf claws ∙ druid or mage ∙ elf or hobbit ∙ divination or necromancy ∙ wand magic or hand magic ∙ centaur or unicorn ∙ dark fairytale or disney-style fairytale ∙ sword or bow & arrow ∙ siren or water nymph ∙ garlic or silver ∙ talking animal or walking tree ∙ demon trap or crossroads pact ∙ enchanted fairy forest or mermaid lagoon

now i shall tag.... @fractured-ice @pastelcheckereddreams @antique-forvalaka @orchisailsa @brigwife and and and anyone else who wants to play!!! 😄✨🥰

#tag games #this or that #this or that fantasy edition #thank u for the tag!!! 🥺#if anyone doesn't want to play that's fine!! no hard feelings!! :D

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