#the drug test reveals its a new Sith juice blend and Palpy is gonna have a LOT to explain

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Obi-Wan: *flirty* Oh, what I wouldn’t do to have a handsome young man in my bed tonight-

Cody: *tired, took some of Fox’s special caff mix and is cranky for some reason now* I’m not that good looking.

Obi-Wan: That’s okay, I know a cocktail that’ll have me seeing blurs. Seriously though it makes me walk into walls.

Cody: …fuck it, okay, we’re just sleeping. None of that naked time Skywalker is always getting up to. Freak.

Obi-Wan: Huh. I like the usual 17 caff you, that one likes to bully me. This you is just, sorta, idk, cranky.

Cody: idfk what Fox puts in his special caff blend it’s like I can’t unclench my jaw I am ALWAYS ready to bite someone.

Obi-Wan: Hmmmm… I’ll tell Quinlan to drug tests it. He always has drug tests on hand so he knows what he’s taking.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #codywan #commander fox #the drug test reveals its a new Sith juice blend and Palpy is gonna have a LOT to explain #maybe Cody is ace maybe he just doesn’t wanna go to kiss Obi’s neck and end up biting a chunk of it