DENISE WELCH WITH THE MOST HEART BREAKING CAPTION BUT THE LOWEST OF QUALITY PICTURES 😭😭😭
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okay so i was thinking of a joke earlier about how in DPDC Amity Park's slogan "a great place to live" is not only city propaganda but also the city lording it over the rest of America for being normal. But then I remembered that, despite how many DCU Cities with heroes in it there are, the amount of cities in America without heroes still far outnumber the amount of cities in America WITH heroes.
So I did a little digging so the joke would still land. Something most heroes have in common is that they operate in major cities. What makes a major city? I found that the general consensus is that the population is roughly over or around a million. THEN I looked up the populations of cities in the DCU that I thought of off the top of my head. So Gotham, Metropolis, Starling City, Central City, Jump City. All of them ranked up to millions in population (most of them were in the tens of millions).
Amity Park's wikipedia describes it as being similar to specifically Philadelphia, Chicago, and San Francisco.
Philadelphia's Population: 1.576 million as of 2021
Chicago's Population: 2.697 million as of 2021
San Francisco: 815,201 as of 2021
Whiiich means that Amity Park if we take that from canon, is probably a major city. There are approximately 19,000 cities in America with probably less than a hundred that are major cities. Adding the DCU major cities wouldn't skew the data too much.
Which MEANS that I can make the joke that Amity Park's "great place to live" is not only just typical city propaganda, but also its Amity Park lording it over the other major cities for being one of the only major cities that doesn't have problems bad enough to warrant a superhero or a vigilante. Cue stage left the Fentons and Phantom :)
Amity Parkers were probably SO proud that they didn't need a superhero. They didn't have to worry about things like 'world ending threats' and 'super-powered individuals' and 'staggering property damage'. And then enter Fentons.
It also could be used as an excuse for why nobody took notice to Amity Park getting ghosts if folks like me aren't huge fans of the notion of a media blackout via Tucker, Technus, or the US Government. Or if you want to keep Amity Park as its urban city self. Amity Park's news on ghosts gets drowned out in a week because there's news on more popular, well-known cities going on every other day. The shit going on in Amity Park is every other major city's regular Tuesday and it gets filtered as such.
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🥹 shoutout to my euro bestie moot lina @snowflakenali for easing my genuinely debilitating fomo by not only getting me uk dragcon merch, but also mentioning me to daya who 😭 remembered me by name and Lit Up upon talking about me 😭, AND got a video of willow talking to me and saying my name and saying she’ll see me in april 😭 some public appreciation was necessary for dealing with paypal and crazy lines and for the soon to be hell of international shipping 🥹 and shoutout to my self proclaimed accountant jess @polychromeedge for Also helping me deal with the hell of paypal and always counseling me through my fomo and ridiculous levels of daya induced mental illness and getting excited for me to wake up and see images 🥰 and shoutout to my big sister ashie @dayabot for freaking out about dayasco with me 24/7 for days now and writing endless winding concepts about the vamp wives and coordinating posts with me and letting me send willow n boscy performance videos and endlessly enabling my terminal levels of boscobrain. and an overall shoutout to the gay community and dayasluts working together 😌
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oh my god now theyre singing ima,,,, 😭
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me, opening tumblr 10 seconds after watching the hotd trailers: the devil works hard but the gifmakers work harder
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i've been spending all my free time in hyperfixation hell watching fnaf videos and playing botw i've already missed so much f1 stuff this season and it's barely started
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it's midsummer's eve so approximately everyone is out having fun except me because i have to go to work at 6:30 tomorrow :)
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Aw no boops?
(Boops you anyway cause you’re my moot and I am just a boopin fool today)
THANKS FOR THE BOOP I COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO TURN IT ON AND IT MADE ME SO SAD 😭😭😭😭😭
no i literally like, my two irl friends who are on tumblr (far, far away from my corner of it lol) were trying to explain to me how to do it but i didnt understandddddddd :(((((
so thank you for the boops deeply from the bottom of my heart i cAN FINALLY BE INCLUDED :DDDD
and also
BOOPS YOU BACK
<33
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My whole account is like Hu Tao themed which kind of reminds me of Halloween and maybe I should have posted more during October iykwim??
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It's coming up to the 'another wedding I wasn't invited to plastered all over my feed' part of the year again, bracing for impact
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