#the fucking wedding mannnn

[dimplecki]

I'm rewatching season 8 and I know the church scene is coming soon and I'm not ready for it

#season 8 traumatized me im not even sure why #the betrayel. the jealousy #the break up #the inevitable force that draws them together and does not allow them to hold any other healthy relationship #and then THE WEDDING #the fucking wedding mannnn

[birdricks]

this shit makes me want to die

#sorry. rewatched this ep the other night its been on my mind #low effort post Watever. at some point im gona make a comp of allll tthis kinda shit bc i feel insane. probably after s7 #BC HE COULD STILL APPEAR. #bbrruuhhh ricks face turning from excitement to confusion to disappointment as he realises what the eggvite is. fuck my life #like god damnnnn he was so happy to hear from him. fuck it #IT DOESNT COME UP ON THE SUBS but teh way rick like groans in pain when bp says his vows. just fuciking kill me please. please #this whole ep is soooo good and has aged SO well #not just in terms of birdrick but also like... just everything. the characterisation is soooo good for everyone in this ep ESPECIALLY JERRY #mannnn. wicked good ep espcially now #also Hi can we talk abt rick seemingly carrying around a photo of the flesh curtains together. like did he cring that specifically to #the wedding or does he just have it on him at all times. hello #its so dark

[didhewinkback]

OMFG I just read something old and MANNNN. You got me feeling all types of ways holy shit. The most I’ve ever felt reading a series holy cow. You are so fucking talented. Wowza. Please continue with the blurbs I feel like they are part of my life now.

Also does the fans know about Y/N and Harry’s current relationship? How did they feel when things were first announced after the wedding was called off and their relationship was exposed for the first time?

omg helllloooo you angel on earth !!! this message is soo lovely and kind and idk what i did to deserve it. i am so grateful that you took the time to write me and that you love the story so much!! i appreciate this message more than you knoow.

sorry this took me ages to answer as an apology i essentially wrote you a blurb pls see below

so per harry and erin's teams' agreement, the public never knew a wedding was supposed to take place. anyone who worked it had signed a pretty ironclad nda & all guests in attendance knew to stay silent about it, though some of erin's friends did try to go to deuxmoi at one point months later but that got shut down pretty quick. when the press release about the engagement ending came out, there was obviously endless speculation about it, discourse, tiktoks etc. people had a lot of feelings about harry and erin's relationship, they either absolutely loved the fashion power couple or they absolutely hated it and it was best to avoid any and all discussions on the matter, made easier by the break up being announced when you were on pause and doing your best to ignore any and all celeb news (though you did do some google searches at 3 am when you couldn't sleep but it immediately made you feel terrible so you avoided it like the plague, knowing if you needed to know something, harry would tell you)

as for your relationship, you both kept it realllly low key and private for the first year, wanting the broken off engagement to become old old news before anything got speculated about the two of you, harry was pretty adamant about ensuring no one connected you to the breakup. it was much easier than it sounds, he can really disappear when he needs to and it was important to both of you to protect what you had, shield it from prying eyes. his relationship with erin had been highly publicized and he had no interest in doing that again and you couldn't agree more, you've got no interest in that world or leaning into the public eye, so that first year was quite lovely, going on dates around london, moving in together around his birthday, 8 months into dating officially but conventional timelines never applied to you both. if you ever were spotted out together by fans, any speculation got shut down pretty quickly, people recognized you as his lifelong childhood friend and had no reason to assume otherwise, which worked in your favor when his tour started up again and there was tiktok upon tiktok about how "yes you've been to more shows than usual but jeff's at every show and no one thinks he's dating harry so why would they think it about you??" you avoided it all but roxy loved to take the piss, sending you screenshots every so often when you would show up on her for you page with a text "cannot seem to escape this bitch" to which you would reply "just how many videos of h's concert were you watching to get this on your algorithm?"

its in december 2021, the start of his few months off before the work craziness resumes, a lazy sunday morning. you're lounging on the couch, half heartedly clicking through netflix when you hear him come back into the house from his coffee run, hearing snippets of the phone call he's having getting louder after he kicks his shoes off and makes his way towards you.

"Yeah, I'll talk to her 'nd get back to you." he says, as he turns the corner, still bundled up with his beanie and hoodie pulled over his head, brow furrowed as he listens to the other end while still balancing the coffees and bag of pastries in his hand. "Yeah, for sure. Okay I'll call you back. Love you bro, bye."

He hangs up the phone, placing the treats on the coffee table before taking out his airpods and shuffling over to you. He hovers over where you lay, resting his hands on the back and arm of the couch before leaning in.

"Hi," he murmurs with a soft smile on his face, leaning in to kiss you.

You shudder when you pull away, the frost from outside having seeped into his face. "You're cold," you say with a small frown to which he immediately rolls his eyes and nudges his cold nose down the side of your face, pressing kisses all along your cheeks, forehead, jawline, until you push him away with a giggle. He smacks one final kiss to your head before pulling away, tugging his hoodie off his head and taking his beanie off to shake out his hair.

He leans back to grab the coffee off the table, handing you your cup while throwing the bag of pastries onto your lap before he grabs his own cup, lifting your legs temporarily before settling on the other side of the couch, placing your ankles over his lap. He leans back, resting his head against the back of the couch and closing his eyes for a minute, taking a deep breath. You assume you're the "her" he mentioned on the phone earlier but you opt to give him time, peeling open the pastry bag to see what he picked up.

"Got something weird to talk to y' about." he says, making you pause in your rifling efforts as you look over at him, finding him in the same position, his eyes still closed.

"Oookay."

He squeezes your ankle once, opening his eyes and rolling his head along the back of the couch to look at you.

"There was a pap yesterday. Last night. On our walk. Don't know how but - here." He pulls his phone out of his sweatshirt pocket, quickly unlocking it before handing it over to you.

You feel an uneasy pit in your stomach as you swipe through the photos, though there's nothing bad or damning or embarrassing about them. Objectively, they're quite lovely. The two of you bundled up through the blustery London night, his arm wrapped around your shoulders with yours around his waist, him pulling you into his chest as you laugh, his chin resting against your head, then pressing a kiss to your hair. You both look happy, really, really happy, completely unaware of any eyes on you. You keep scrolling through and - ah. There's the most revealing one, the two of you smiling up at each other before he pulls you into a kiss with his hands cradling your face.

You can feel his eyes on you, intently watching every emotion that passes over your face, thumb rubbing circles along your ankle. It's so weird, is the thing. To see this intimate moment between you two captured by a complete stranger who you had no idea was watching you. You've somehow managed to avoid this happening up until this point, the combination of lawsuits he has against paps in London and being able to blend in with the crowd having worked in your favor for the last year. It's a bizarre feeling, to feel like you got too complacent in your own life, should've been more aware of your surroundings. But also? Fuck that. You're not going to live your life differently because of what other people are doing or thinking. They're the ones with the issue, not you.

"'m so sorry," he says, 'Had no idea -"

"No no no," you say quickly cutting him off, as you hand him his phone back, sitting up and taking his hand when he offers it. "No need to apologize."

"Daily Mail and a few others got a hold of 'em, that was Jeff earlier. He and Sadie wanted to see if we wanted them to run any kind of interference." he says, small frown on his face as he plays with your palm, fingers drawing mindless patterns. "The photos are getting published regardless but like they could try to keep you as a mystery woman or summat -"

You snort, shaking your head as you rest your forehead on his shoulder, his arms wrapping around you and pulling you close. It takes a second of rearranging your legs before you're sat on his lap, his hand rubbing up and down your back. You pull back to look at him, hands coming up to cradle his face. He leans into the touch, turning to plant a kiss to your palm.

"You okay?" you ask quietly.

He nods. "Just don't like getting caught off guard like that. Don't like that people who don't know us will get to -"

"Yeah."

"And I don't want to fuck things up for you. Like your job or -"

"Everyone at work already knew. And those who didn't met you last week. Most people are barely on the internet there, I'm not stressed. " you say, sliding your hands to rest on his shoulders as he nods, brow furrowed in thought.

"'s gonna be intense for a bit. Might be good to hop on a call with Jeff and Sadie, see what boundaries we can set, control what we can control."

"Yeah, that'd be good," you say, your mind whirling as the reality of the situation sets in, photos of you kissing your boyfriend splashed all over the internet. Christ.

"Hey," he says gently. "Talk to me?"

"Sorry," you say, shaking your head. "I'm good. Just - it's a lot. It's definitely gonna be weird, nothing I can't adjust to but still just. Bizarre."

"Yeah." he says, his hand coming up rest at the back of your neck. "You look really fit in the photos if that helps."

You laugh, watching as the smile grows across his face, his thumb catching on your jawline.

"It does, thanks." you say, smiling back at him.

"'m really sorry this can't be easier. Being with me -"

"Shut up." you say, surprising a laugh out of him. "Please. This is nothing. Easy to ignore at the end of the day. All that matters to me is you."

"Same here," he says, taking a deep breath, lips twitching up. "All that matters to me is me."

"You're so stupid, I knew you were gonna say that -" you say, laughing as you slap him on the chest, trying to twist out of his hold but he pulls you back in.

"'s you, 's you. You know 's you darling, come here." he murmurs, smiling when you press your lips to his, gripping your neck a bit tighter as he kisses you back. You know you have to call back his team, figure out some logistics but that can wait. All you want is right here.

---

so yes, the photos get published, the fans freak out. lots claiming they always always knew, many spending their time trying to piece together the relationship timeline, no one connecting it back to erin thankfully. it helps that she is busy with her new billionaire boyfriend, (you almost clicked on their architectural digest tour the other day before deciding against it). but you both really ignore it all, keep going about your lives, nothing really changes because you don't let it. you both still want to keep your relationship out of the public eye as much as you can, it doesn't stop fans or paps from taking your picture when you're out together but its easy to ignore it, just focus on each other, ignore the noise and the crazy corners of the internet.

he rarely talks about you in interviews, confirming you're together, maybe a brief mention or two of his girlfriend but refusing to go beyond that. it's only in his zane lowe interview in late 2024 that he goes into a little more detail when describing his inspiration for his new album, but at that point he's calling you something entirely different :) :) :)

---

#didnt edit this one single bit do not judge me #something old #anon pls let me know what you think its allll 4 u baby #writers block been kicking my butt but this helped ! #i missed them <3

[tfw-no-tennis]

one piece liveblog chapters 813-814

ayyy

813

liiiiisten this is some of my favorite shit. like, the trope where a big reveal happens in front of other characters and they react to it and stuff? delicious.

'you think I know or care about your family issues?' hvbajhdfbajskdfhb bege

sanji being so blindsided is hhhhh delicious

BROOO the flashback to jaya (!) with sanji mentioning he's from north blue and brook pointing out he'd had to have traveled over to red line to end up in east blue....hello!!!! insane forshadowing my god

tbh I don't think oda had this planned from the beginning, or even from when he put that in jaya - it was such a small moment that it could've easily remained as is and it wouldn't have been a plot hole or anything

buuut I think oda did a great job leaving a lot of avenues open to do exactly this - expand on an existing character in a major way without it feeling cheap or sudden

like, I absolutely believe that sanji had a second secret tragic backstory that he never mentioned before. that makes complete sense in the context of the story!

yeeeeah pretty obvious (at least to the reader?) that sanji has been chosen for an arranged political marriage to unite the vinsmokes and big mom - though it also has the effect of linking the strawhats to big mom thru sanji as well. uh oh!

I'm soooo glad that the whole arranged marriage thing was played straight and there was no question of sanji potentially leaving the crew for a marriage bc he loves women sm or whatever. I was afraid it was gonna get treated as a joke/gag but thank godddd that wasn't the case and the arc was too serious for that 🙏🏼

like even here, there's no moment of sanji being like 'ohhh a woman oooh' he str8 up says 'I'm not marrying someone I've never met'

and like. ugh I wish sanji's character was less 'creepy and weird abt women' and more 'romantic about love.' that would be sooo interesting here, bc I DO think sanji is a romantic at heart and that's part of why he would never accept an arranged marriage, but also still wants to try to make it work/holds out hope that they could be compatible, etc

sanji saying luffy's gonna be pirate king 🙏🏼😭😭

lmfao sanji saying whatever take caesar we're leaving. yea ditch that chucklefuck

honestly love bege he's great here as a villain and I love his gangster theme and I really like his character arc during wci

vito is one of at least 2 Tongue Guys in this arc lmao

mannnn what did he say to sanji??????

honestly the emperors are hype as FUCK especially at this point in the story where we haven't directly dealt with them much...

sanji leaving the note and saying he never meant to hide anything from them....hhhhhh and its TRUE he seems like he genuinely never thought he'd have to deal with the vinsmokes ever again, let alone be used as a pawn in a political marriage by them

and pulling the classic move where he's like 'I have to resolve this by myself' oh babey buckle up time for a rescue arc fuck yes

the way he just yeets them out of bege lmao

no rights for caesar lmao good

MANNNNN SANJI BEING SO COOL...I love when sanji is written well wwwww

him threatening caesar, who they need alive, and deducing that the reason his bounty poster says 'alive only' is bc of this wedding thing, so they can't really harm him...yummmm

sanji quickly doing the math and realizing that giving himself up here is the only way to strike a bargain and make sure his crew is safe 😭 dude aughghhhh

and surely he feels extra responsible bc he's in charge of their little group while the rest of the crew is in dressrosa

they call bege godfather, love it

nekomamushi is sooo fucking cool I love his fangs

dangggg bege just lying and saying one of jack's men killed/injured pekoms

AUGHHH i looove the panel of sanji smiling and telling the crew he'll be back ;_; mannnn

fr looks like he's about to die horribly and knows it tho damn.

and of course he says 'this is my problem' bc he doesn't want to burden the crew, or put them in danger, so he sees it as something he has to resolve on his own

yeah okay like that worked out so well for nami and robin lol c'mon sanji of course luffy isn't gonna let that happen

and his note oughghhghh. so badass and casual and also just 👀👀

SO HYPE. MY GOD

814

KUREHA AND DALTON WWWWW DRUM ISLAND AWWWH

brook should 100% sing random exposition and filler stuff more often plsss

ok so pekoms didn't die. I figured lol

nekomamushi running after the catnip hvbhajksdfbjksfdn

LMFAOOOO brook making stuff up for his song abt nekomamushi....valid

bro I love luffy so much he's like oh cool sanjis gonna get married but he said he's coming back, I wonder if he'll bring his wife, that's chill

hhhhhhhhhh everyone can see that sanji is throwing himself on the sword to keep the straw hats out of it, and him claiming he'll return is hopeful at best - but of course luffy wouldn't see that bc to him there's no question that sanji wouldn't be part of the crew

awwwh chopper crying :(

zoro acting all blunt and uncaring...ohhhh I have so many thoughts about this

I do think zoro really DOES think sanji can handle himself and doesn’t necessarily need their help - tho that doesn’t turn out to be the case

I love too that zoro immediately backs up his attitude with facts - they just put themselves right in kaido's line of fire, and they can't just ignore one of the emperors...they're at the point in their journey where shit is heating up

zoro: we don't have time for a crewmate rescue arc we're too far along in the story for that

and like it's kinda true, I feel like rescue arcs tend to take place closer to the beginning of a story as an easy way to flesh out characters and interactions, so one taking place past chapter 800 (!!!) and with one of the well-established main characters is kinda wild

like, wci ran the risk of feeling/being kinda redundant character-development-wise (obviously it was always gonna have important plot stuff w/big mom) but instead. it slaps

oh yea zoro mentioned kin'emon. where the fuck did he and the other guy go lol

to be fair. luffy did already pick a fight w/big mom lmao sanji didn't start that beef

also again I love how opposite zoro and sanji are as characters - zoro doesn't have a complicated past w/his family, and if he were in sanji's place he'd probably just be like 'nah.' and deal w/the consequences directly

but of course sanji loves self-sacrifice so here we are

luffy being like. well. lets ask sanji! I LOVE HIM SM....

luffy really said okay kaido can wait lets go tangle w/another emperor first. he's so iconic

luffy suggesting they'll be quiet....................have to laugh vhbjakusdfslfd

mannnn the scenery and environments in one piece slap

PEDRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao remember when everyone thought chopper was gonna get a mink gf during zou...listen this is one piece we're talking abt. no romance allowed (mostly)

IS NEKOMAMUSHI EATING LASAGNA. HBVHJKSDBFJKSJBF

EPIC GARFIELD REFERENCE

chopper being the stern doctor...love it. it truly is tough when patients ignore your instructions. but also chopper lives in the one piece world so everything is kinda crazy anyways

nekomamushi is soooo funny vhbahkdsjfxhbksfdbh him being serious then instantly chasing a ball and injuring himself. helpp lmfao

'I'm only in bed because I decided to be' that is Exactly something a cat would say lmao

ooooh pekoms isn't dead

VINSMOKE LORE DROP TIIIIME

oh jk cliffhanger tiiiime!

pekoms saying that the vinsmokes are famous assassins and active in the underworld really DOES make it seem like they're a mafia family like people theorized

love the contrast of pekoms saying the vinsmokes are assassins over a panel of sanji smiling. excellent

zoro and perona in the SBS doodle wwwwww love them. mihawks weird goth kids

OH MAN these chapters are great. I love the buildup to whole cake - the tension is excellent, and it's really hard to tell at this point where the story will go.

we still haven't learned a lot about the vinsmokes yet and thinking abt it now, sanji's reaction doesn't even tell us that much about them - he's prone to self-sacrifice so he probably would've gone no matter what

I mean its obvious there's a reason sanji has never mentioned his biological family before so clearly it isn't a huge leap that they're evil, especially as we slowly learn more abt them

anyways this is dope but I gotta go to bed...more to come!

#lj reads one piece

[tellywoodtrash]

murder meri jaan! eps 19 + 20 lbs

ep 19

shaadi time! boy oh boy!!!! 🙃🙃🙃

best friend?!??!? the groom’s his best friend??? and aise hi mooh uthaake chala aaya hai straight at the wedding???? doesn’t even know he’s gay and try to talk him out of it?? men are so fucking strange. 😕😕😕

hereeeeee comes the brideeeeee!

lol best friend ko abhi se tingles. 😝😝😝

lo ji dupatta atak gaya. aaaaand face to face! 🤭🤭🤭

she can’t stop checking him out from the mandap lmao.

called it. groom got cold feet and ditched.

OMFG ladkewaale now putting accusations on ladki ka charitra, fucking hell not only are they homophobes, but horrible ass misogynist hypocrites as well. 🤬🤬🤬

hero maidaan mein utar gaya. seems he did know neerav is gay. and is rising to sonal’s defense.

“suno, ladka kat liya hai; jo samaan haath lag raha hai, leke niklo patli gali se.” lmaoooo mannnn i love her 🤣🤣🤣

man kya haraami family hai yeh neerav ki?????? hadh hi hai!!!

lmao yaaar ppl really do be taking shaadi as mazaak. i’m toh more discerning at what to eat at the shaadi ka buffet even, aur log aise hi kare jaa rahein hain?!?! 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

adi ko kuch zyaada hi heropanti aa rahi hai aaj. this is what happens if bhaskar leaves him unsupervised. 🤡🤡🤡

lol the farzi mummy papa are the biggest shippers here. forced these two into getting hitched now now now.

ADFKFJDJSKAKDFJD BHASKAR AND SHAHID WALKING IN TO FIND ADI HAPPILY MARRIED HAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

lol bhaskar jalkukda hai ek number ka 😆😆😆

asfjfdjsjsjsj look at the way this dumbfuck has sprung his shaadi on his poor mom. but also how happy he is???????? what an adorable idiot. 🥰🥰🥰

sonal toh is 👀👀👀 the size of the house and everything she can clean out here lmao.

the dad: “yeh kaun hai???” mom: BAHU!!!!!! 🥺🥲🥰 dad: kiski?!!!!! 😟😟😟

lol this dad is seriously the most relatable one here rn.

lmao most awk suhaag raat ever.

HE’S STILL SO DAMN HAPPY THO, AT HAVING MARRIED HER?!??? IT’S SO HILARIOUS YET STUPID 😆😆😆

asfkgksjssjsjwgksjs look at him sleeping like 🥰🥰🥰 the big dope. i honestly can’t with him. 🤣🤣🤣

sonal did what any girl with a brain cell would. like he’s hot, even possibly a nice dude and all, but clearly dumb as fuck if he pulls shit like this.

omg he’s so sadddddd on reading the letter. on one hand i can’t stop lmao at his simping, but also dude why are you like this????? 🤭🤭🤭

ep 20

unf the way this man looks in his night clothes 🥵🥵🥵

yaar kya bewakoofon ki toli jamaaye rakhi thi sonal ne. 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

he’s so hurt for what???? kisne bola tha ghodi chadne ko the second you got the chance???? you literally knew nothing but her name!!!!

unf the sexual tension here tho 😮‍💨🤤🥴

mummy papa are so ecstatic to have scored a bahu that they actually wouldn’t give a single fuck if she’s looteri or khooni or whatever. we love to see it. ☺️☺️☺️

adi a rare specimen who’s really taking marriage vows of figuring shit together seriously. good for him.

lmao i was alarmed at all this “paapon ka ghada” stuff she was saying but thankfully sonal apne mein aa gyi. 😋😋😋

“there she is. there she is!!!! stupid looteri dulhan! 🤬🤬🤬” hahahahahahahahahhaha adi yaar.

unf isse kehte hai takkar ki jodi 😍😍😍

that’s not the slip of tongue i want from y’all 😫😫😫

what’s wrong with what she’s wearing????? kuch bhi, adi. 😒😒😒

lol she’s wormed her way into in-laws hearts soooooo goood 😌😌😌

progress in murder case. but he takes sonal along saying going to mandir. pffffffft.

in the mean time, sonal scored two gold bangles off mummy 🤭🤭🤭

i love how sachin is stating “usse ped-paudho se lagaav nahi tha” as if that’s a damning character trait to have. 🙄🙄🙄

anyway idgaf about this case just gimme more adi/sonal!!!!!! how many more eps after this??????? 😰😰😰

#murder meri jaan! #mmj lbs #episode liveblogs

[so-long-a-gay-bowser]

The Two Princes S3 reaction p1 [ep1 spoilers ahead]

instead of focusing on my assignments I hyperfixated on TTP Season 3 assignments can wait bc i want the gay 

SPOILERS AHEAD THEY MAY BE IN MY CONTEXT BUT THEY’RE STILL SPOILERS NONETHELESS

• it's Amir this time don't be dumb me

 • what 

• stranger???????

 • oo chicken 

• AAA FITZROYY 

• WHTF IS THIS A MUSICALLL 

• HOLY SHIT I LOVE THISSSS 

• AMIRRRRR 

• HOLY SHIT I'M ALREADY CRYING 

• CHAMBERLAINNNN MY MANNNN 

• THIS IS ALREADY A MUSICAL I AM IN LOVE 

• IN JUST THREE DAYS I'M READY TO FAIL MY ASSIGNMENTS 

• POPPING WHAT????? 

• why do they sound like a commercial for joy dishwashing what the fuck 

• THESE GAYS MAKE ME SO HAPPY 

• I NEED THE OST GOD 

• PANCAKES 

• porridge and fitzroy best sons 

• oh fr amir??? no cap???? 

• talk about hans christien andersen 

• THE GAYS NEED THE HAPPY ENDING 

• IF I CRY I'M GONE 

• WAIT WHAT THE FUCK THREE DAYS FROM NOW IS ALSO SUNDAY HOLY SHIT 

• and there's the bad stuff 

• oh no 

• BREAKFAST IN BED 

• UM 

• PERCYYYYYYY 

• I HATED YOU BEFORE BUT NOW I LIKE YOU 

• percy the perfectionist 

• he is literally a music teacher 

• WAIT PERCY NO--- 

• a music and dance teacher 

• cecily i----- 

• man this bitch is marupok as hell----- 

• WAIT THEY'RE EXES------- 

• did i just 

• CECILY WHAT THE HELL 

• joan school her please 

• CERCY I FUCKING------- 

• joan no bby,,,,,,,,,,,, 

• proof cecily is definitely marupok 

• EXCUSE ME 

• CECILY UR ON FUCKING THIN ICE 

• GHORL JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP 

• ok girl no need to flex 

• GIRL JUST SHUT UP 

• THIS IS NOT HEATHERS GIRL 

• me too percy--- 

• O H  S H I T 

• JOAN GIRL U ARE EPIC 

• i miss chamberlain's voice is2g,,,,,,,, 

• 95% OF THE HOTLAND???????? 

• CHAMBERLAIN IT'S NOT TOO LATE U NEED LOVE 

 • UR AWESOME ;;;;;;; 

• what 

• is happening 

• o h  n o 

• OH NO 

• prince darling wtf is that name 

• ew 

• rupert is me on a biweekly basis 

• bruh darling just shut up 

• DARLING 

• JUST GO AWAY 

• SHUT UP GO BACK 

• what 

• oh go fuck off 

• excuse me 

• ok boy no need to flex 

• is he wearing armor or what 

• that rhyme was just awkward holy shit 

• i hate how this is a bop 

• WHAT THE FUCK 

• AMIR JUST END HIM RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW 

• AMIR WE'RE AT THE SAME LEVEL OF ANGRY 

• stop singing i'm already at -9 brain cells 

• RUPERT 

• RUPERT EXCUSE ME 

• darling is sus 

• DADS UR FIGHTING AGAIN 

• what could go wrong indeed

BARABBAS

hello...?

yesssssss wedding time

YES PART TWO

WHAT THE CHAD

WHAT

WHAT IS HAPPENING

oh

BARABBAS TRUST THE BOI

WHAT

THE END

WHAT

NO

HELP

W H A T

FOR FUCKING REAL???

#The Two Princes #the two princes podcast #ttp season 3 #sorta spoilers #i'm struggling with math i don't know how this helps but i like it

[hackingxbiochemist]

Thoughts on Crisis on Earth-X Pt. 1

okayy guys so here’s the review I promised you all! Bear with me it’s gonna be a long ride. I will be reviewing per episode because the four episode of Crisis on Earth-X are so fucking good. So here goes:

-okayyy it’s the Earth-X, damn they weren’t joking when they said there will be Nazi everywhere.

- okay it was on a compound and, what the helll?? who’s that guy with arrow? and damn! jimmy olsen you look like captain america! shit, such a shame you die :(

- lol that moment when they were showing what people doing in every universe was hillarious! Turns out Oliver and the Legends have not RSVP’d yet/

- DAMN SARA WAS ROBIN HOOD! 

- Aaah Barry and Ollie in suit are veryyy veryy hot! 

- it’s the rehearsal wedding, everyone are there.

- okayy damn Sara incoming toward Alex, damn it’s gonna be fun!

- lol Stein modified the cure for Jax so he could have super power when they separate, Super Sticky Man!

-aaah!! Ollie is proposing to Felicity! what the fuck?!?! there it is Felicity saying it out loud she doesn’t want to marry Oliver, but why? :(

-DAMNNN! The morning of the wedding, Sara and Alex woke up in a bed together, should have seen it coming! ;) They were cute thoo :3

- HAHAHAHA! Hangover Alex is the best! She is a special DEO agent and boyy, she can’t lie. Her lines, “jogging. fuly clothed.” it was hillarious!

- whoa okay Sara looking so fucking hot! and that awkward moment begins *dun dun dun* Sara being so blunt: “how are you? how’s your butt?” damn it was too funny, i can’t. Alex looks very embarassed tho, and Kara was just like “uhm okay whats happening”

- Captain Singh and Mick’s interaction was on point. 

- Damn who dis waiter? it is something quite fishy, she must be important for the future plot. *and I found out that she might be Dawn Allen*

- Aaahhh Kara singing Barry’s song! She brought me back to her Glee days lol but srsly, her voice was so good :)

- ooooh mannnn!!!! NAZISSSSS THEY ARE HERE!!

- “I hate Nazis!” awesome sync Kara and Ollie!

- shit Alex and Sara ripping their dress to fight! damn hot!

-lol Caitlin turning into Frost, Frost is always annoyed with Caitlin’s outfit choice, as always.

- Wally are you doing some dance audition or what? i gotta say it, you got move, brother. 

-oh damnnnn!! the church fight scene was so awesomee! Too much things happening all at once! Alex and Sara awesome badass combat with Prometheus. And then there was Cisco and Ollie, then Frost and Mick is a perfect combination of fire and ice. Damn people damn it was so good!

- ah the reveal of evil Kara, evil Ollie and Eobard Thawne all working together. classic Eobard. 

so okayyy! those were my thought watching the part one, it was very awesome and the fight scene was superb, they managed to get every scene highlighting the powers of each individuals. NICE JOB! part 2 coming up soon! hope you guys enjoy!

#crisisonearthx #review #dctv #supergirl #arrow #legendsoftomorrow #theflash #karadanvers #alexdanvers #melissabenoist #chylerleigh #sanvers #supercorp #oliverqueen #felicitysmoak #olicity #stephenamell #emilybettrickards #saralance #martinstein #jeffersonjackson #whitecanary #firestorm #mickrory #heatwave #barryallen #iriswest #ciscoramon #vibe #harrisonwells

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these questions seem very therapeutic and i have been havin a week so im gonna do em, please ignore me

1. What can you do today that you were not capable of a year ago?

say no to people!! post selfies and not feel ashamed of myself for doing so!! stand up for myself without immediately crying!! 

2. What has been on your mind most lately?

well this week i’ve been in kind of a negative headspace so i have sorta thought about how much easier dying would be than dealing with any of my problems, but i have also thought about how much i don’t actually wanna kill myself also so i’ve been feelin sorta trapped between ‘mannnn if i would just fucking do it’ vs ‘but i don’t wanna my mom would be sad’, so that’s a real fun time!

3. Right now at this moment; What do you want right now?

i wanna feel myself again honestly. i’ve felt super weird n distant from who i used to be and who i wanna be and i feel like im just floatin. i feel super dissociative and i don’t feel genuine in how i behave anymore like idek myself. another super fun time!

4. In order of importance, How would you rank: Money, Happiness, Love, Health and Fame?

love (not strictly the romantic kind), happiness, health, money, fame

5. What would best describe the way you have spent your time in the last month?

feel like i’ve been wastin a lot of time bein super unhappy. buuuuut i spent a lot of time with people i love last month so that was good. kinda mixed, neutral feelings about it

6. What is the #1 motive in your life now?

to learn how to live for myself more

7. In one sentence, who are you?

i would say i am an extreeeeemely sensitive and compassionate person who’s always tryin to do the right thing and make a few people laugh when i can

8. What do you want to be known for?

being good and kind and gentle and positive

9. If you had to move 3000 miles away, what would you miss most?

my family, my dogs, my girlfriend, my friends, my grandma, this local restaurant that has amazing pancakes, my university bc i really like it there, the general atmosphere of downtown Austin, my therapist, my bedroom. in no particular order

10. In one year from today, how do you think your life will be different?

hopefully i’m taking care of myself well, am happy in my current situation and if i’m not i am actively working to do what i need to do to fix that, maybe i’ll have finally gotten another job and have moved out possibly. who knows. just hope im doin well

11. Who makes you feel good about yourself?

my friend Stein, my mom, my girlfriend, my therapist, a few of my internet friends

12. What are the top 3 qualities you look for in a friend?

someone who makes me laugh, someone who is a good listener, someone extremely supportive and non-judgmental

13. What has fear of failure stopped you from doing?

joining a club and being more social in college, getting another job, moving out, making videos, volunteering at this abuse center i’d really love to volunteer at

14. What is something you have always wanted since you were a kid?

a golden retriever

15. What stands between you and something you want?

fear of change

16. What do you do when nothing else seems to make you happy?

i find something to calm me down and distract me, like a game or something i can play so i stop thinking too much. also talking to someone helps but whenever i’m not in the mood to talk i try to do something to distract myself, or go to sleep if it’s a good time to

17. What do you need to spend more time doing?

being with friends and family, writing

18. When did you first realize that life was short?

i mean i had a few near-death experiences as a kid but none of em i was like “wow i could’ve died and that would’ve been the end” bc i didn’t really process them like that when i was that young. one of first times that i can remember feeling really deeply anxious about how short life really is is when i saw a bad car wreck just last year that had just happened and (TW ahead) i saw a person dead on the road with his head smashed. that was so scarring for me and now wrecks make me uncomfortable and i used to drive kinda recklessly as a dumb suicidal thing but now i would never ever drive the way i used to. another time i can think of is when a girl in my grade who i had actually been close friends with all throughout middle school up until freshman year died in a car wreck and our whole school was devastated

19. What issues do you continually refuse to confront?

honestly i want to confront and fix or work on all of my issues lmao so

20. What is something a lot of people do that you disagree with?

there’s a lot of homophobic and transphobic people in the small Texas town that i work in and a lot of em say super offensive things really casually and i hate it so much. also a lot of people enjoy jolly ranchers which i will never understand

21. What is a common misconception people have about you?

i’m shy, i’m straight, i’m lazy, i don’t work hard

22. What is something no one can take away from you?

no one could pull me away from my mom tbh that bitch knows everything and no one can tell me not to tell her what they tell me bc she’s gonna know in the next hour

23. What is something you would hate to go without for a day?

ummm chicken probably. it’s all i eat

24. When you look into the past what do you miss the most?

how cheerful and happy i was in 2015 and some of 2016!!!!!! the fuck happened!!!!

25. What memory from the past year makes you smile the most?

hmmm probably the times my gf and i spent hours making out n stuff in parking lots bc we finally got over our fear of havin our first kiss w each other and went all out

26. What is the number one change you need to make in your life within the next twelve months?

hmmm don’t wanna share it but i know in my head the answer to this

27. If not now, then when?

when i’m ready and when i know for sure that it’s what i want. because right now i don’t know what i want with my life but i just know that right now i am not happy. baby steps

28. What have you done that you are truly proud of?

i gained soooooo much confidence after graduating high school. came out to everyone, told my mom i wanted to finally try to go to therapy which has been a blessing for me

29. What is something new you have recently learned about yourself?

i’ve learned where my dependency issue that i used to have super bad stemmed from. i’m kinda growin from that though. i still have residual anxieties that were caused by it but nothin i can’t work through

30. What do you want to remember forever?

hmm. probably that one quote that’s like “anything that costs your peace is too expensive”. either that orrrrr that one scene in the office where Jim gets drunk and crashes his bike into the bushes

31. What could society do without?

religion (yikes yikes yikes) (don’t hate me, just hear me out) - this doesn’t mean the spirituality of it but like..... the whole rules and order part of it. the ancient outdated books and everything being taken so literally in today’s world. everyone could have their own takes and believe in their own things and they can just be without feeling like they either have to go to church or celebrate a religious holiday or be a certain way bc ‘god’, whoever they may be, wants them to. idk i like to believe there’s a higher power that just represents love, in its purest form, and that’s it. that’s all you gotta know about them. there’s no rules to that, you just do with that what you will, learn from that what you can. does this make sense at all 

32. What is the one thing right now, that you are totally sure of?

right now i am totally sure that i shouldn’t have started doing this survey bc i am exhausted and i have work in the morning but i’m definitely gonna finish it

33. If you had the opportunity to get a message across to a large group of people, what would you say?

be kinder and gentler, thank you

34. What is something that you said you would never do, but have since done?

this is uhhh super emo but i didn’t think i’d live this long and here the fuck i am

35. What is something you changed your mind about when you grew older?

my feelings about The Gays, since i grew up to be one and when i was little i was terrrrified of that idea. i didn’t care if other people were but when it came to me i was like noooo way jose. also? the concept of marriage? i’ve become super apathetic towards it. i don’t care if i end up married or not anymore, i will commit to someone for life regardless and i don’t need a ceremony and anything official to prove that. buuuuut that being said, if my future partner wants to be married, i’m 200% there and i’m already starting to think about our wedding color scheme. man. idk if i’d rather wear a suit or a dress at my wedding

36. What didn't last forever, but was still worth your while?

hmmm maybe my current therapy stuff?? i know one day i’m gonna stop going to therapy but man have i learned a lot and man have i grown. i truly think everyone needs to go to therapy at least once in their life, you learn things that are valuable in every aspect of life

37. If you could go back and time and tell the younger version of yourself something, what would you tell?

you’re not stupid, you’re allowed to make mistakes, maaaybe ask for the braces that aren’t clear bc those just made your teeth look massive and you hated yourself while they were on and you can’t look at pictures with them even years later. aaaand they made you super insecure about your mouth and smile even years down the line so, please dodge that bullet if ya can. also you’re super gay!

38. If you knew you were dying in the next 60 seconds, what would your last words be?

finally

39. When it is all said and done, would you have said more then you've done or vice versa?

hmm i’ve probably said a lot more than i’ve done, which i wanna change. if i’m understanding this question right

40. What question do you often ask yourself?

what do you want? what do you need? which of the two is more important?

#this was as expected.... very therapeutic #i recommend answerin these #helps u figure urself out #anywho #like if ya read #about me #long post

[tfw-no-tennis]

one piece live blog hrmmmmm

why hello its me LJ starting another liveblog. yayyyyyyy i love liveblogging lol. so ive been wanting to do this one for ages - the one piece manga! im starting at zou bc i wanna catch up, then i plan to go back and read from thriller bark on. lets hope I get there!

I have read most of this already (I was last caught up to the end of act 1 of wano) so there will probably be spoilers scatter through, for now...

So i started w/chapter 803. here goes!

robin thinking the dragon drawing is cute awww

revolutionaries wwwwwwwwwwwwwww

dragon asking about robin awww <3

DRAGON NOT ASKING ABT LUFFY BHVJDSKFBJSKHDFBJKH

dragon: luffy who???

still thinking abt the person on reddit who posited that blackbeard is actually 3 guys in a coat and thats why he can have multiple devil fruits and also thats why his flag has 3 skulls. mans might be onto st

uh ohhhh the revolutionaries have been busted 😬

BUGGY OH MY GOD

buggy having like. a pirate temp agency. hhhhhhhhhakjdhsfsjkjdfjkjl

ok but buggy failing upwards is always so funnyyyyy pleaseeee

I admire buggy for sticking to the clown theme. can't quit the bit

also him pretending to be Large is hilarious

luffy usopp law and zoro all being like NINJA???? 👀 I love it

okaaaaaaay onto 804:

AUGHHHHH not the ASL bros playing baseball cover 😭😭😭 mannnn I wasn't ready 😭

the coordinated strawhat dodge lmao

hvbahdjkfbsjhdf kanjuro and kin'emon fucking around back there and getting knocked off lmfaoooooo

robin with the morbidity hvbhjadfjbaksjf love her sm

them being like ehhhh should we get those guys or just leave them? they're fine lets just go. hvaikdfbjksdf

oh my goddd everyone getting so invested in the dragon's struggle. plssss

LMFAO NOOOO HE DIED ??!?!

zoro and law being lame hvabdjkfbsjdkf

I love sm that luffy and usopp are always wow'd by everything new and cool that they see and that they always share that awwww

godddddddddddd I forgot the official scans call him zolo. SOOOO cursed

in my head zolo is just the OC ruth and I made up; zoro's twin brother on wano who is heterosexual, doesn't really care about swords, and has a great sense of direction. we're so funny

oh shitttt is that carrot???

usopp being so stressed all the time makes sense if u think about one piece's crazy condensed timeline...like they Really were getting into a new insane fight every single week with no pause

CARROT JUKES

still mad that she got sidelined back to zou later in the manga :| I'll talk abt that more later I'm sure lol

ooomg wanda showing up w/nami's clothes on. hello. not kidding when I say that nami is a lesbian w/the most game ever she legit has a gf on every island

usopp being like 'a talking animal!?' how long have u known chopper my dude

omg at this point in time naruto had just ended 😳 crazy for one piece zou was a while ago at this point but naruto has been over...one piece rlly won that huh

oda saying 'kishimoto has escaped the hell of weekly serialization' bruh somebody needs to unionize these mangaka. fr.

okayyyyy 805!

usopp being worried for nami awwh

robin 'perhaps they eat people.' hbvhajdfbjksdfbhksja love her

oh my god so many implications that the other straw hats are dead lmao

lmao god law just casually being like 'yea I never expected to see my crew again' bc he was planning to die in dressrosa...

bepo oooobh show me bepo

THER HE ISSSS BEPO MOMENT

luffy immediately getting into a fight lmao

oooobh I love carrot she's so cute why did she have to get booted from the story :( boo hiss

of course luffy actually remembers bepo bc he's a talking bear and that's COOL

law's crew missed him sm awwwwwwwww that makes it extra sad that he was planning to die yeesh

oh shitttt they all missed some drama

806!!

omgggg the cover story w luffys village awwwhhhh dadan and makino and her shanks babyyyyy also is she wearing a wedding ring?? are she and shanks married????

kin'emon and kanjuro shenanigans lmao are they ever gonna make it up the elephant

bruh that's so cool how the elephant spraying water on itself sustains the minks on zou ooooooooommh I love the creative ways that the one piece world works

carrot just randomly biting luffy...mood

aight WHO was getting crucified.

yall gave zoro directions to somewhere???? is anyone seeing the problem here lmao

'chambres' lmfao the translations...french ass sounding law

usopp hiding behind zoro and puppeteering his arm hhhhhh I love them

NAMIIIII my fav

omg I forgot abt the pineapple houses. SO cool

reunion!!!! :D

ohhhh my god the sanji cliffhanger. yessss so juicy fuck yeah

honestly I am soooo pumped to read whole cake again lol that was the first one piece arc I read since that's what was coming out when I got into one piece in 2018 and it slapssssss. also I'm really excited to read the rest of wano, especially now that it's over, and to catch up and hopefully read weekly like I do w/CSM. yayyyy

#LJ reads one piece #new liveblog who's shocked not me