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cheriboms · 5 months
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hm. guys ive now written two essays(? i guess) about bttf in my tumblr drafts. i kinda wanna post them but also they are the unrestrained ramblings of a madman
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fudgetunblr · 2 years
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Stranger Things 4 volume 1: a Character Analysis 
(for the second to last time besties, let's go)
Jane/Eleven: deserves a nap. should be compensated for all the shit she does for others. Victor Frankenstein, is that you ???
Will: gay™ & an artist™. "turn arooouund,, looook at what you seeee" - still has the worst haircut in the show (they've done you dirty my man). I'm not saying Alex Standall,, buuuut....
Mike: has the worst wardrobe in the show (affectionate), asshole (affectionate), bad friend (derogatory).
Dustin: apparently the smartest person in this show apparently. has a tone problem. still funny :)
Lucas: has the best hair on the show :) jock™. Trying to do other things than just play D&D, good for him. Shot the final shot, v proud of him <3
Max: trauma™ - also deserves a nap fr. she was a skater girl™, we love her ok ??? she's great
Steve: babysitter (derogatory)™. Still trying to find a girlfriend ??? (take a break king). hairy™.
Nancy: gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss™
Robin: disaster lesbian™ (love the representation)
Eddie: looks like he's 30, why are you in high school my good sir???
Jonathan: in his Zach Dempsey era <3 pothead™
Joyce: couldn't even be gone for like two hours before everything went to shit. deserves a break !!! has now been to Russia
Murray: rat (affectionate)
Hopper: so in season 1 they played on 80s archetypes and turned them upside-down blah blah, but my dude is in is 80s hero era, they've completely lost the thread of what they did in the beginning.
Erica: amERICA ! ! ! still playing into that sassy black girl stereotype I see. loved when she played D&D with the gang though <3 "it's a club for nerds" she's not wrong
Henry/One: *it was Agatha all-along*
Victor: :(
Doc B (not me shortening his name): no comment.
Argyle: Netflix owns Eduardo Franco at this point, so it was only a matter of time before he joined Stranger Things. Good to have you here king. Pothead™
Mr. Wheeler: you may hate him, but he speaks the truth. "A club for people who won't graduate high school" cut to a bunch of people who've continuously repeated their senior year.
Mrs. Wheeler: you flirted with an underage boy last season, I have not forgotten mam.
Barb: still haunting this show I see.
Enzo: he's a cool dude, I'm glad you're not dead king
Suzie: tech™, mormon™, like lowkey the coolest person on this show
Other characters: *exists*
BONUS!
Ships:
Mileven: you know when you date someone when you're like twelve and it's cute and then suddenly you're older and it's not that cute anymore? yeah. Girlboss + Stick vibes :))) (sorry Mike, not my words)
Byler: currently a one sided affair, let's be real, the writers never intended for this, but it's cool that they're doing something now, and if Will does end up not being queer, at this point it will be queer baiting.
Jancy: "We're fine" cut to them not being fine
Stancy (this can not be their ship name): god, this again ??? we can't just switch every season it's exhausting
Mucas: they still care about each other and that is all that matters
Joyce x Hopper: that hug sustained me for another year
Suzie x Dustin: couple goals™ (fr though, they're like the healthiest relationship on this show)
Squads:
LA Crew: yells in unison. buries dead bodies ?? is perhaps the saddest crew I've ever seen, like I know they're going to El, but God they haven't been plot relevant for a few episodes. They're fun though so I'll accept it. Vibes > Plot.
Hawkins Gang: making a bunch of progress. plot relevant™ - off saving lives and shit. Dustin has no one told you to respect your elders?
The Adults™: off on a trip to Russia, just casual things you know. Still keeping the Soviet storyline alive even though that should've died last season.
The guys™: lmao they haven't been a friend group since like the beginning of season 2 :'(
The Hellfire Club: I'm ngl, if I was Lucas I would also bounce
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