#the undisputable chemistry in trying to kill someone you're pretending to love 💀

[jayktoralldaylong]

The ultimate question of who would be described as the third wheeler in the 3zun relationship.

It was Lan Xichen......

Wait! Hear me out! XD

Lan Xichen had a 🌸😊flowery😊🌸 relationship with Nie Mingjue as well as a 🌺😊flowery😊🌺 relationship with Jin Guangyao, but that would never compare to the absolute steadfast unbreakable and unquenchable (💀) LOATHING (💀) Jin Guangyao and Nie Mingjue had for each other. It wasn't 'till death do them part' it was a competition to see who could bring about the death faster.

So Lan Xichen was off living in his flowery fantasy world while Jin Guangyao and Nie Mingjue were playing hunter vs assassin, and that is such a hot dynamic, despite how toxic it actually is.

#3zun #just 3zun thoughts #nie mingjue #lan xichen #jin guangyao #Ah yes #that moment when your sworn brother says 'I don't want you so no one should' 💀 #mdzs #the undisputable chemistry in trying to kill someone you're pretending to love 💀 #ah #it's enemies to lovers (except actually lovers to enemies) #and they both trying to rebound with the same guy #please #it's hilarious