The Dadliest Chat (3zun Group Text)--Modern 3zun raise Jingyi AU
[Modern 3zun Tag] [Ao3 series]
[This was a lot of fun and the first thing I have written in a WHILE, so I just let myself go for it and write whatever. Therefore the vibe is a little all over the map; slice of life, fluff, lil' bit of lemon, a bit of angst and trauma work, but mostly just sort of day in the life look at 3zun's group chat as fathers! A-Fu is about 10 months old in this.
CW: dirty talk, lemon (I'm leery of tagging more cause I don't wanna get flagged because Tunglr™, but they sometimes have adult convos over text, ya know?]
SATURDAY
<10:42 AM>
Xichen: Stupid bill?
Xichen: [sent picture]
Da-ge: spam
A-Yao: 👍
Xichen: 👍👍
MONDAY
<12:12 PM>
A-Yao: People are stupid
Da-ge: yep
Xichen: !! :( Are people being difficult at work? 💙
Da-ge: are zixuns being difficult at work
A-Yao: Yes
A-Yao: Need son pics, please
Da-ge: lol to up your blood sugar
Xichen: On it!
A-Yao: Something like that
A-Yao: ❤❤❤
Xichen: [sent picture]
Xichen: [sent picture]
Xichen: [sent picture]
Xichen: [sent video]
Xichen: [sent picture]
Da-ge: !
A-Yao: My god
A-Yao: They’re like drugs
Xichen: Better? 💙🥰
A-Yao: Better than drugs, yes
Xichen: 😂 Not what I meant but I’m glad! I have so many more.
Da-ge: who won the fight
Xichen: 😂 He’s playing DRUMS in that picture, Da-ge.
Xichen: It’s his music class.
Xichen: We Lan eschew violence.
Da-ge: yeah
Da-ge: that’s why wangji almost took a chunk out of my thigh when he was a kid
Xichen: 😬
A-Yao: Hush, I’m basking
Da-ge: lol
TUESDAY
<9:56 AM>
Lan Xichen: [sent video]
A-Yao: Why does he sound like that? Is that normal?
Da-ge: gollum
Xichen: 😂
Xichen: I was thinking more sink drain, but that too!
A-Yao: Our son is not GOLLUM
Xichen: He’s started making that noise when he’s happy, A-Yao, it's alright! 💙 He does it especially when he looks at the tiger toy A-Yu got him. Or when he’s going to the bathroom.
Da-ge: lol
Da-ge: he has your smile
Xichen: Not sure that’s possible, Da-ge😂
A-Yao: I actually agree with Da-ge
A-Yao: I think it's the eyes
Da-ge: yeah
Xichen: Hmm, well his mother's father's father was my father's cousin, I believe. Or second cousin, I can never rightly remember. Several branches off, we'll say.
Xichen: Maybe my father was the common link.
<2:27 PM>
Xichen: [sent picture]
Xichen: I don't see it, really.
Da-ge: see what
Da-ge: whose that
Xichen: A similarity in our smiles.
A-Yao: Is that your father???
Xichen: Yes.
A-Yao: !!!!
Da-ge: i didnt know you had pictures of him
Xichen: I don't, I asked Wangji if shufu had ever shown him any. He was visiting him with Wuxian and A-Yuan today, so I suppose he found one.
A-Yao: Or Wuxian did.
Da-ge: snoop
Xichen: Well, maybe 😋 I didn't ask.
A-Yao: Hmm
A-Yao: People don’t always use their real smile for pictures
<3:04 PM>
Da-ge: ?
Xichen: Hm?
A-Yao: Are you okay?
Xichen: Yes? Why wouldn’t I be? 🤗
Da-ge: you went quiet
Xichen: 😉 I'm fine.
Da-ge: ??
Xichen: 😘 I'm fine.
A-Yao: Er-ge
Xichen: Truly, I'm fine! A-Fu and I are at the park.
Xichen: [sent picture]
A-Yao: 😍
Da-ge: ❤️
Da-ge: how did you get him to wear the sunglasses
Xichen: Patience and sweet potato puffs.
Xichen: He also threw them on the ground directly after the photo, so don’t praise me too much 😂
Da-ge: distraction
Xichen: ?
A-Yao: You’re cheating, Er-ge
Xichen: Cheating?? Cheating what?? How??
Da-ge: 🙄
Xichen: It was just odd to think I’ve never seen his real smile. I'm not even thinking about it anymore, I'm keeping A-Fu from eating sand! I can call you to prove it but really, it was just a thought. I'M FINE 💙
A-Yao: I'm bringing home eclairs from Jean’s
Xichen: 🤩🥰 A-Fu is EXCITED!
Xichen: [sent picture]
A-Yao: 😭😭
Da-ge: so fuckin cute
Da-ge: how are his cheeks so big
Da-ge: chipmunk cheeks
A-Yao: This one is going in the next batch I’m printing
Xichen: 🥰
Da-ge: we’re gonna run out of wall space by the time hes 1
WEDNESDAY
<5:17 PM>
A-Yao: Eggs
Rice
Okra
Coffee
Da-ge: ok ty
THURSDAY
<12:47 PM>
Xichen: [sent picture]
A-Yao: ❤
Da-ge: daww
FRIDAY
<8:24 AM>
Xichen: [sent picture]
Xichen: [sent picture]
Xichen: I do not enjoy stepping on Cheerios, I’ve found. Whether wet or dry.
Da-ge: lol good luck
<9:17 AM>
Xichen: [sent picture]
Xichen: Oops 😬
Da-ge: well we were gonna give him a bath tonite anyway
A-Yao: How???????
A-Yao: It was on the counter!
Xichen: I was vacuuming after the Breakfast Cheerio Disaster and then I turn around and, well, plant down.
A-Yao: Did it fall on him??
Xichen: Nope! He just dug around in the dirt and remnants after he managed to pull it down.
Da-ge: kids are sturdy
Xichen: I don't understand how he can climb but can't walk yet???
Da-ge: monkey genes
A-Yao: Technically ape
Da-ge: 🙄
Xichen: 🙈
A-Yao: Where was that from again? That garden store downtown? I can pick up a new one omw home
Xichen: We might be able to repot it, they seem pretty sturdy. Maybe go pick up a hanging one this time, though?
Xichen: I'm just glad we made sure all the plants werj;/ abb noewlp
Xichen: Sorry, he slapped the phone out of my hand and it sent. We made sure all the plants were non-toxic if eaten or I'd be having a heart attack right now 😱
A-Yao: HE AUE IT?? ?
Da-ge: you didnt see the dirt in his mouth? kids put shit directly in there as default there’s no stopping it
A-Yao: IS HE OKAY???
Xichen: I called poison control even after looking it up online. Totally fine! There was only a little bit gone, after all.
Xichen: [sent picture]
Xichen: See?
Da-ge: lol i was imagining cartoon bite marka but that makes more sense
Xichen: 😂 He doesn't even have teeth yet!
A-Yao: Is his tummy upset???
A-Yao: has he poop ed??
A-Yao: did they say we should feed him something or make him dirnk water or ???
Xichen: My love, he's COMPLETELY fine, I promise.
Xichen: Look!
Xichen: [sent picture]
Da-ge: tiny feet ❤️
Da-ge: cant stand that show tho
Xichen: Actually, I find it oddly soothing.
Da-ge: you had no tv growing up. huaisanf was addicted to fuckin telletubbies for AGES
Da-ge: gets old really fast
Da-ge: hate how they talk
Da-ge: youre still panicking aren't you ayao
A-Yao: No
Xichen: And what does WebMD have to say? 😂
A-Yao: …
A-Yao: That it’s nontoxic to humans and pets.
Da-ge: lol
Da-ge: like he said
Xichen: 😂
A-Yao: I apologize for overreacting.
A-Yao: I wasn’t trying to question your competence.
Xichen: A-Yao, no! I didn’t take it that way!
A-Yao: It’s fine!
Xichen: I’m sorry, A-Yao, we shouldn’t have teased you when you were worried about A-Fu :(
A-Yao: It’s fine!
Xichen: Love, please pick up.
Xichen: A-Yao, please call me.
A-Yao: I'm fine! :)
Da-ge: bullshit
Da-ge: answer him or me you choose
A-Yao: I'm in a meeting.
Da-ge: i doubt that
Xichen: Please call me when you're out?
A-Yao: Maybe! My schedule is very full today. I'll try to remember.
Da-ge: don't fucking start that just call him
A-Yao: I'm in a meeting.
Da-ge: then promise to answer after
A-Yao: I’ll try to remember.
Da-ge: you don’t forget shit set an alarm to remember then instead of being a child
Xichen: Da-ge please that’s not going to help
Da-ge: its stupid if he’s going to have a problem with something we said and not fix it
Da-ge: just fucking tell us instead of the pasive aggressive shit
Da-ge: he knows that
Xichen: You know that’s not how it works. Please don’t do this here, just text me privately. A-Yao, we’re not talking about you behind your back
Da-ge: thers no other way TO talk to him when he does this
Da-ge: this can literally be over right now if he just answered his stupid phone
Xichen: Please stop. Call me.
<10:01 AM>
Xichen: No one’s angry with you, A-Yao 💙 You can call in your own time!!
<1:45 PM>
Xichen: I’m going to make some stir fry for tonight! 2 batches, one with meat and one without! Extra bamboo shoots! 😊😊😎 Any requests?
<3:32 PM>
Xichen: [sent picture]
Xichen: A-Fu Baxia cuddle puddle 😴🐱👶🥰
<5:07 PM>
A-Yao: Im sorry
A-Yao: I was being stupid
A-Yao: I’m sorry
A-Yao: I wont do it again
Xichen: Shhh, call me, Da-ge came home early, we can all talk 💙💙💙💙
SUNDAY
<11:05 AM>
A-Yao: Why do stores rearrange everything so often??
A-Yao: Is this the right brand??
A-Yao: [sent picture]
Xichen: I think? Show me the back?
A-Yao: [sent picture]
Xichen: I think they just changed the packaging, it should still be the right one!
A-Yao: 👍
<2:43 PM>
Xichen: Can Huaisang still babysit tonight after A-Fu goes down?
Da-ge: he says yes
Xichen: Perfect!
<4:33 PM>
Da-ge: thought you two were going out for dinner? isnt that why you needed asang?
Xichen: Something happened with a last minute change to a contract and he has to go in to oversee changes, but I need to run some errands anyway, so I’ll take advantage of the expanded mobility 😂
Xichen: It’s surprisingly difficult to shop for baby clothes with a baby in tow.
Da-ge: sucks
Xichen: Yes, but there’s always next time!
MONDAY
<8:07 AM>
Xichen: [sent picture]
Xichen: We love Papa’s breakfast!
Da-ge: ❤
TUESDAY
<12:18 PM>
Xichen: Da-ge, A-Yao came home with one of his headaches--I'm going to take A-Fu out so he can sleep and I'm putting his phone downstairs so he isn't tempted to use it. Can you check on him when you get home? 💙
Da-ge: I will
Da-ge: poor ayao ❤
Xichen: I know 😢 Love you!
Da-ge: love you both
Da-ge: let me know if i should bring something home
Xichen: Right now, I think he just needs some sleep for now, he caught it early instead of pushing through (for once)!
Xichen: Proud of you, A-Yao!
<8:57 PM>
A-Yao: ❤
WEDNESDAY
<11:34 AM>
Da-ge: [sent picture]
Da-ge: what is this shit
A-Yao: Ugh
Xichen: Sigh.
<2:04 PM>
Xichen: Look what just came on my photo roll!💙
Xichen: [sent picture]
A-Yao: Ahh, Da-ge in an apron, my favorite
Da-ge: lol
Da-ge: i remember that day
THURSDAY
<6:41 AM>
A-Yao: [sent picture]
<7:25 AM>
Xichen: !!!!!!!!!!!
Xichen: A-Yao is so handsome 👀💙
Da-ge: love when you wear that one
Da-ge: it’s sexy
A-Yao: 😌
<7:40 AM>
A-Yao: Not overtly, right?
A-Yao: Not somehow inappropriate?
Da-ge: fuck no you just look good in a suit
<10:13 AM>
Xichen: [sent picture]
Xichen: Cousins at the library!
A-Yao: Ahh, A-Ling!!!
A-Yao: 😍😍
Xichen: A-Fu’s being very gentle!
Da-ge: good!
Xichen: I saw Mary there!
Da-ge: basoonist?
A-Yao: No, that’s Mari. Mary is the percussionist, curly hair, glasses, nose ring
Xichen: She says they miss me, which was very sweet.
Da-ge: still trying to get you back?
Xichen: I said I didn’t know when I’d be back as director, which is the truth!
Da-ge: you don’t have to apologize for anything
Xichen: I know 😊
Da-ge: mmm
SATURDAY
<4:55 PM>
Xichen: Will you be home for dinner, Da-ge?
Da-ge: no they moved my flight up
Xichen: We’ll miss you!! 😙
A-Yao: Fly safe! Do you have all your IDs and chargers? Do you have your meds? Did you get your motorcycle in for the scrape?
Da-ge: yea yea yea no
A-Yao: Should I have A-Su drive it in? She’s very responsible
Xichen: I didn’t know she rides motorcycles!
A-Yao: She got her license but doesn’t have a bike yet
Da-ge: nah it’s fine i’ll get to it when i’m back
Da-ge: leaving earlier means im only out for 4 days instead of 7
Da-ge: more meetings but
Xichen: Make sure to get lots of rest! Don’t burn yourself out.
A-Yao: Good!
A-Yao: [sent picture]
A-Yao: FuFu says “love you, Papa”
Da-ge: ❤
Da-ge: my boys
SUNDAY
<8:45 AM>
Xichen: [sent picture]
Xichen: Morning!
Da-ge: ❤
A-Yao: 😍
A-Yao: So cute
A-Yao: Also I love that braid, Er-ge
Da-ge: everything ok there?
Xichen: Going swimming-ly! 😉🏊♂️
Da-ge: lol
<7:02 PM>
Da-ge: how was the dinner with the all the jins
Xichen: Loud but good fun! A-Fu loved it.
Xichen: [sent picture]
A-Yao: I want to schedule them more regularly
<8:22 PM>
Da-ge: night
Da-ge: lov you
A-Yao: Poor sleepy Da-ge. Love you
Xichen: We love you!
MONDAY
<7:00 AM>
Xichen: ☕
Da-ge: [sent picture]
Da-ge: how did you know
Xichen: 😁 We are creatures of habit.
<6:11 PM>
A-Yao: Toilet’s doing that thing again
Da-ge: fuck
Da-ge: upstairs one?
A-Yao: Yep
Xichen: I’ll call the plumber but it’s late and short notice so 😬 We'll see!
<6:32 PM>
A-Yao: [sent picture]
Xichen: Little gremlin 🥰
Da-ge: adorable
<8:20 PM>
Da-ge: goodnight love you all
Xichen: Love you! Baxia misses her Papa and so does A-Fu! 💙 A-Yao’s making popcorn, he says ‘We love you, dream of us’ from the kitchen!
Da-ge: lol will do
Da-ge: hows the toilet
Xichen: We are taking care of it, focus on work! 💙
TUESDAY
<9:03 AM>
A-Yao: Can someone call
Xichen: You okay??
Da-ge: eating lunch whats up
A-Yao: Murder
Xichen: Ahhh 💙
Da-ge: are we coming up with scenarios or ar you
<12:24 PM>
Xichen: Honestly, why don't we bake bread more? The house smells SO good.
Xichen: 🍞
Xichen: I'm making honey butter! 🐝
Xichen: [sent picture]
Xichen: A-Fu approved! 👍
Da-ge: ❤️
A-Yao: Hell day. Want fresh bread
A-Yao: Look at him
A-Yao: So cute
Xichen: I’ll have plenty for when you come home, love! 💙💙💙 I can always make more!
Xichen: I’ll make it again fresh when you get home, Da-ge!
Da-ge: yum
<9:18 PM>
A-Yao: ❤ Sleepy?
Da-ge: eh
Da-ge: a bit
Da-ge: why
A-Yao: Want to video call?
Da-ge: oh? wheres xichen?
A-Yao: [sent picture]
WEDNESDAY
<7:01 AM>
Xichen: Good morning! ☀☕
Da-ge: lol
Da-ge: bet you slept good
A-Yao: Oh, he’s very pleased with himself. It was all his idea, actually
Da-ge: is he blushing
A-Yao: Yes, it’s very cute
Da-ge: lol ❤
<9:39 AM>
A-Yao: [sent picture]
A-Yao: ???
Xichen: 😂
Da-ge: wtf
<6:27 PM>
Da-ge: timezones suck
Da-ge: work trips suck
Xichen: 😟💙
Xichen: Need to talk?
Da-ge: just complaining
Da-ge: wanna go home
A-Yao: We all want you here
<8:00 PM>
Xichen: Goodnight, Da-ge. We love you and can’t wait to pick you up on Friday!
THURSDAY
<8:05 AM>
Xichen: Last day apart! Good morning! 🌈
Da-ge: thank fuck
A-Yao: I do not say this lightly, but I’m ready for the weekend
A-Yao: Can we go out to dinner somewhere when he gets back? That bistro place?
Xichen: 🤩 A wonderful idea.
<11:26 PM>
Da-ge: so fuckin horny
A-Yao: Oh?
A-Yao: Lonely, Da-ge?
A-Yao: Xichen fell asleep on the couch, here. I’m all alone in our bed
A-Yao: I can just imagine you there, in the dark, touching yourself
A-Yao: Did you hold back until you ached? Probably not, hm? You can be so impatient sometimes
A-Yao: Did you even get your pants off?
A-Yao: What were you thinking of? Or who?
A-Yao: Are you remembering our call together?
A-Yao: Xichen was magnificent, wasn’t he?
A-Yao: So were you
Da-ge: fjck
A-Yao: You know what? I’m going to call. I want to hear you
FRIDAY
<7:14 AM>
Xichen: Oh my 😏
Xichen: Good morning! ☀ Seems like you had fun last night!
A-Yao: Sometimes you miss out when you go to sleep at grandpa hour 🤷♂️😉
Da-ge: the mouth on you
A-Yao: You came so hard, too
Xichen: PLEASE no dirty talk when I have no recourse, the Backyardigans are not the right backdrop for this convo 😩
Da-ge: lol
Da-ge: you just wait for tonight
Xichen: 😳
<12:13 PM>
Xichen: You emailed me the new gate information, yes?
Da-ge: ya
Da-ge: see you tonight ❤
<5:35 PM>
A-Yao: Here!
Da-ge: 15 minutes out
Da-ge: just landed
A-Yao: We’re by the vending machine
<6:44 PM>
Da-ge: diaper bag out of wipes
A-Yao: On it, there’s emergencies in the car
MONDAY
<6:16 AM>
Da-ge: i just saw the morherfucker scratched the door getting it in
Da-ge: couldn’t see it in the dark
<7:30 AM>
Xichen: ? Who? It?
Da-ge: plumber
Da-ge: toilet
Da-ge: [sent picture]
Xichen: Yikes, I must have missed that, I’ve been coming in the back.
Xichen: The plumbing company should cover it, right?
A-Yao: If you make it their problem enough, I’m sure they will. This is the right one, yes?
A-Yao: [sent picture]
Da-ge: yes
Xichen: Yes.
A-Yao: On it
<7:56 AM>
A-Yao: Idiots
Xichen: It’s not too terrible, it won’t be a problem. It’s not like we don’t have money!
A-Yao: No.
Da-ge: there he goes
A-Yao: It’s the principle of the thing, now
Da-ge: honestly agree
<8:11 AM>
A-Yao: Done. They’ll pay for whatever replacement or repair
Xichen: Ahh, persistent A-Yao saves the day! 🥳
<10:28 AM>
A-Yao: Omg call me when you're done with your appt, gege
A-Yao: I have stories about the assholes from music class
Xichen: A-Yao, they're BABIES 😆
Xichen: Was it A-Chi? They have a bit of a rivalry.
A-Yao: LANDON
Xichen: Ohh nooo! 😱 One second, I'm paying.
Da-ge: i've got 10 min before my meeting with the contractor
A-Yao: EVEN BETTER
Xichen: 👶🍵
Da-ge: wtf is that
Xichen: Baby tea!
A-Yao: I love you so much ❤
Da-ge: ???
Xichen: Ask Huaisang about it later! 😃 He will probably groan because I'm old and using slang 👴
Xichen: Calling now!
TUESDAY
<2:27 PM>
A-Yao: Do we have chicken at home?
Xichen: Nuggets but no breasts.
Da-ge: lol
A-Yao: I'm not going to grace that with a response. Chicken Parm for dinner?
Xichen: Yum!
Da-ge: works for me
A-Yao: A-Yu’s coming tonight with A-Yuan, remember
Xichen: Yes!
Da-ge: yep
WEDNESDAY
<1:02 PM>
Xichen: I feel terrible. I didn’t reapply the sunscreen on his neck well enough.
Xichen: Look.
Xichen: [sent picture]
Xichen: I’m sorry. I’m going to run him an oatmeal bath and get aloe. I’m going to order him a sunhat right now. I won’t let it happen again.
A-Yao: Oh Er-ge, it happens, don’t feel bad
A-Yao: It’s not so bad, just a little pink!
Xichen: It will get darker. They always do.
Xichen: I was just reading about UVB and how our ozone is getting thinner and the rising rates. I should have been more diligent.
Da-ge: a little sunburn isn’t the end of the world xichen
Da-ge: hes gonna be fine
Xichen: It can give you melanoma.
Da-ge: hes literally 10 mo he’s not gonna get melanoma from 1 sunburn
Da-ge: asang once turned bright red like a lobster and he’s fine
A-Yao: Provisionally 😁
Xichen: [sent picture]
Xichen: Is that enough oatmeal, do you think? I added some honey as well, they say that it would help.
Da-ge: youre going to kill our pipes
A-Yao: ER-GE YOU’RE GOING TO STRAIN THAT BEFORE YOU DRAIN IT, YES??
Da-ge: ^
Xichen: I know.
A-Yao: Please don’t beat yourself up, it happens
A-Yao: We’ll all be careful and we’ll put aloe on him
A-Yao: Is he in pain?
Xichen: I don’t know. He seems alright. A little more cranky. He fell asleep on the way home from the splash pad.
Da-ge: sunburn can do that
Da-ge: you didn’t do anything wrong
Da-ge: its a fact of life and all kids will get sunburn
A-Yao: It’s his first one, it’s not going to hurt him
Xichen: We’ll go to the library and children’s museums this week instead to let it fully heal.
A-Yao: Alright, sweetheart, that sounds like a good plan ❤
<6:08 PM>
Da-ge: they said they dont carry those tongs anymore
Xichen: Drat.
THURSDAY
<10:02 AM>
Da-ge: why the fuck is this class called mommy and me
Da-ge: its weird
Xichen: 😂
Xichen: How heteronormative of them!
Da-ge: plus the kid isn't the one paying or driving
A-Yao: Marketing, probably, but I agree
Da-ge: lady is looking at me all confused
Da-ge: think she's trying to place me
Xichen: Mm, a bit old for a nanny? 😁
A-Yao: She's like 'there's GOT to be a mommy here somewhere…'
Da-ge: lol
Da-ge: [sent picture]
A-Yao: 😍😍😍 His little butt!
Da-ge: he's so weird
A-Yao: He is not! He's perfect!
Xichen: All children are weird, A-Yao, it's alright 💙 Why is he upside down?
Da-ge: who knows
Da-ge: at the sand table now
Xichen: 😬
Da-ge: i’ll take the car to be vacuumed after
Xichen: 💙 Thank you!
A-Yao: FuFu likes the carwash with all the lights!
Da-ge: ok
FRIDAY
<5:43 PM>
A-Yao: Are we alright on fruit?
Xichen: Apples would be good!
<8:21 PM>
A-Yao: I’m going to be later than I thought, don’t wait up
Xichen: Drive safe!
SATURDAY
<10:39 AM>
Da-ge: [sent picture]
Da-ge: 👍👎?
Xichen: 👍👍👍👍👍👀
A-Yao: Holy shit
A-Yao: Buy that shirt right now
Xichen: Yes PLEASE, Da-ge! 🙏
Da-ge: lol
Da-ge: well alright then
Da-ge: 😏
Xichen: I’m legitimately flustered right now, I can’t focus 😵
Xichen: I keep looking at this picture,
A-Yao: When are you coming home???
Da-ge: lol
SUNDAY
<9:37 AM>
Xichen: [sent picture]
Xichen: Coolest kid in the grocery store 😎
A-Yao: 😍
A-Yao: This grout is fucking horrible
A-Yao: [sent picture]
Xichen: I’ll grab more of the heavy duty stuff, then.
Da-ge: youre both insane
Da-ge: lan qiren is not going to look at the grout
Da-ge: and the dinners not til wed
Xichen: To be fair to us, he very much will look at the grout.
MONDAY
<8:53 AM>
A-Yao: more watr pls
Xichen: 👍💙
<10:21 AM>
A-Yao: watrre pls
Xichen: 💙💙
<1:13 PM>
A-Yao: help
Da-ge: ??? ayao?
Xichen: All is well! Help getting up is what he meant 💙
Da-ge: hows he doing
Xichen: Not much better than how you left him, I’m afraid ☹
Xichen: He won’t let me cancel the dinner.
A-Yao: will be fin
Da-ge: get off the phone
Da-ge: and sleep
Da-ge: xichen you should confiscate his phone
A-Yao: using it 4 help
Da-ge: SLEEP
A-Yao: then stop txtin
Xichen: I scolded him very gently, but we should all let him get some rest 💙
<4:11 PM>
Xichen: Pedialyte and more painkillers and crackers, please!
Xichen: Oh, and maybe ginger ale?
Da-ge: ok ty
WEDNESDAY
<8:02 AM>
Xichen: I’m sorry I’m so behind on laundry, everyone.
Xichen: I should have been more on top of it.
Da-ge: its FINE
Da-ge: i still have like a weeks worth of boxers
Da-ge: youve been taking care of ayao and afu
Xichen: I kept meaning to get to it.
Da-ge: srsly
Da-ge: your shufu isnt going to even be in our room he’s not gonna know about what laundry you did or did’t do
Xichen: It’s not about that.
Da-ge: it is tho
Da-ge: xichen
Da-ge: what are you doing
Xichen: Cleaning the kitchen, why?
Da-ge: you already did that
Da-ge: can you just chill out for a bit?
Da-ge: call over asang or asu or yanli and go out for a bit on your own
Xichen: I don’t want them to get sick.
Da-ge: ayao overworked himself
Da-ge: you know his immune thing
Xichen: I’m fine, I don’t need them to come over! 😊
Da-ge: im rolling my eyes so hard at you rght now
Da-ge: did you eat?
<9:27 AM>
Da-ge: xichen did you eat
<10:11 AM>
Da-ge: answer your phone
Xichen: Sorry! I left it in the family room while I washed windows! Calling now!
THURSDAY
<9:43 AM>
Da-ge: i’m glad we’re all sane again
A-Yao: 🙄
Xichen: Don’t pick fights, you two 😂
Da-ge: mm
<12:20 PM>
Xichen: [sent picture]
Xichen: So sleepy 💙
A-Yao: He’s SO cute
A-Yao: Is he going to think we’re creepy when he’s older?
Da-ge: ???
A-Yao: We have so many pictures of him sleeping…
Xichen: 😂
<5:04 PM>
A-Yao: I have to work late, rain check on the soup?
Xichen: Oh.
Xichen: Of course! See you when you get home 💙
A-Yao: I’m sorry ☹
Xichen: It’s alright! It happens.
Xichen: Love you.
A-Yao: Love you, too 💙
Da-ge: again??
SATURDAY
<11:31 AM>
Xichen: Oh, turns out we don’t have Draino! We need some, please.
A-Yao: 👍
SUNDAY
<4:19 PM>
Xichen: Poor Da-ge is crying at The Fox and the Hound 💙😭
A-Yao: Oh, that one is BRUTAL
Xichen: Lilo and Stitch levels of crying.
A-Yao: Hug him for me ❤️
MONDAY
<10:29 AM>
Xichen: A message from your son!
Xichen: irriOydristI
Xichen: Rogzkgz,lgsoycllydglci k🙁🤐s
Xichen: s😖d😒d🛌xx🦋🐙s🎳🕐📥aa
Xichen: ➿Dd
A-Yao: He opened the emojis!
A-Yao: He’s so smart!
Da-ge: i hope youre joking but know youre not
Xichen: A-Fu says ‘Baba and Papa should stop arguing’! 👶
Da-ge: lol
WEDNESDAY
<12:15 PM>
Xichen: [sent picture]
A-Yao: Holyshit
A-Yao: Holyshitholyshit
Xichen: Really? I thought it was amusing…😅
Da-ge: fuck thats so hot
Da-ge: why is that so hot
Xichen: 😳😳
A-Yao: Remind me to thank Huaisang for his gag gift
A-Yao: Cryptically, of course
Da-ge: where did you find that even?
Xichen: Back of the closet! You’ve never worn it, right?
Da-ge: i mean its a crop top
Da-ge: not really my style
A-Yao: Maybe it should be….
Da-ge: hmmmm
Xichen: 👀 I require…proof.
Da-ge: i need you to wear that while i fuck you
Xichen: 😳😳😳
A-Yao: Oh my god
A-Yao: Who?
Da-ge: yes
A-Yao: What’s that meme? ‘I will not spend the rest of the evening consumed with lust’?
Xichen: Well…decluttering surely has its advantages.
Xichen: I’m going to…take a break for a while.
A-Yao: 😏
A-Yao: Well, there’s Da-ge gone
A-Yao: Ah, Er-ge as well, it seems
A-Yao: Well, SOMEONE has to work to pay the bills around here :P
<12:50 PM>
Xichen: 🙁
A-Yao: No no
A-Yao: Sweetheart, I was joking, you know I would NEVER mean it in that way
Xichen: I know 💙
A-Yao: I know you worry about your choice to stay home
A-Yao: And like we’ve told you every time you mention it, we both fully support you doing so ❤❤❤❤
Da-ge: yes
A-Yao: I shouldn’t have said it that way. It was careless. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you.
Xichen: You didn’t.
Da-ge: bs
Xichen: :P
A-Yao: Can I call?
Xichen: Of course 🥰
<2:04 PM>
Xichen: Sorry for being a boner killer, before 😂
Da-ge: lol
Da-ge: i think all the boners had been taken care of byu that point
Da-ge: youre fine ❤
Da-ge: im just glad you said something at all
Da-ge: usually you don’t
Xichen: I’m…trying. To be better about it.
A-Yao: ❤❤❤❤❤❤
TUESDAY
<10:19 AM>
Da-ge: you bite so hard
Da-ge: my nipple is still sore
A-Yao: Awww 🥺 Lemme see
Da-ge: im not sending shirtless pics at work
A-Yao: Mm, should have kept wearing the crop top, obviously
Xichen: 😂 Easier access?
A-Yao: Exactly
A-Yao: Come home and let me kiss it better 😘
Da-ge: 🙄
Xichen: This is all very distracting when you're in the dairy aisle, you know 😂
A-Yao: Then get out of the dairy aisle and come home ❤️
A-Yao: FuFu 's asleep
A-Yao: Just went down, we swam all morning so he'll be asleep a long time
Xichen: Paying
A-Yao: [sent a picture]
Da-ge: fuck
Xichen: O mw
A-Yao: Seems we have a winning outfit on our hands!
Da-ge: smug gremlin
A-Yao: 😊
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When Your Brother Thinks You’re Being Cheated On: How Not to Introduce your third
A 3zun crack au
Jin Guangyao, Lan xichen, and Nie Mingjue have recently become a triad, finally taking their sworn brotherhood to the next level after many talks, tears, confessions, and scheming of a one Lan xichen to get both his boyfriends to be boyfriends together
Guangshuan is also dead far earlier than in canon under mysterious circumstances, which greatly helped the three come together and absolutely was not a bonding expierience for the three
They’re pretty happy, however this realtionship is still new, and with politics being as it is, (wei wuxian being out there in his burial mounds scarinf everyone by existing and stressing out lan zhan, jin zixuan a new sect leader and expecting a child soon, and nie mingjue suffering baxia’s backlash) they’re trying to keep it on the down low until things stablize a bit
What they forget to take into account, are there brothers
Lan xichen is probably the most innocent in this, he fully believes he’s told lan zhan, he talks about his lovers all the time! Surelly lan zhan was listening?
Lan zhan was not listening. He was brooding over wei wuxian.
He is vaguely that lan xichen liked nie mingjue from way back when they were kids, and hasn’t thought it changed, since lan’s can only love once. It’s their families curse after all. So when lan xichen talks about a-yao this, a-yao that, lan zhan thinks its just friendship talk (like what wei ying used to do to him in cloud recesses) and tunes it out.
Jin Guangyao has an excuse. His position in the jin clan is destabilized by the shift in leadership. The last thing he wants is for jin zixuan to think he can’t do his job because he’s also kissing the leaders of two rival sects.
Jin zixuan for his part, does not see the other sects as rivals to beat like his father did. He’s not thinking much of anything except that he’s really drowning in work, and both Jiang Yanli and Jin Guangyao are lifelines.
Jiang Yanli he can show his gratitude by being the best husband he can be. But jin Guangyao? How can he get his brother to stop being awkward and take a break, (and maybe be closer like everyone else is with their siblings?)
Then jin zixuan catches the heart eyes that jin guangyao throws lan xichen at a sect conference, so much warmer than how he acts towards his other sworn brother, with all that bickering (flirting).
So jun zixuan tries to set up jin guangyao and lan xichen, giving every excuse for one to visit the other, and ample alone time when they do. He’s rewarded once by coming in a room wirh out knocking to see them holding hands.
Jin guangyao pulls his hand away, but its too late, jin zixuan saw it, his mission is complete!
Nie Mingjue is the only one who was no excuse. His brother asks him about his love life all the time. He wants to know!!!
But nie mingjue does not want a meddling sibling in his buisness, and anytime it comes up he gets so embarrassed he can’t speak, so he shuts him out.
Nie huaisang has to use his own brain, and so wjen he spots nie mingjue blushing and braiding a flower into jin guangyao’s hair, he realizes his answer. Nie mingjue has finally acted on his old feelings for meng yao, now his awful father isn’t here to keep them aprart.
All three brothers are thrilled. Until….
Lan zhan finds out first. He’s walking in the cloud recesses, when he sees two people making out. One in a now familiar green, and one in …yellow.
Nie mingjue is making out with jin guangyao in the cloud recesses, right under his brother’s nose! The nerve!
Lan zhan is frozen solid for a good five minutes, just watching in horror, before he turns and storms away, determined to save his brother from such a faithless match.
Jin guangyao and nie mingjue were absolutely doing it on purpose. They caught a glimpse of lan zhan’s white robes and handsome appearance out of the corner of their eye and thinking he was lan xichen, decided to give him a show. When they weren’t hit with a solid body joining their embrace they realized something was wrong, it wasn’t xichen, but lan wangji. They both feel very embarrassed and do not want to bring it up to lan xichen that they ruined his brother’s innocent with the sight of their kissing.
Lan wangji meanwhile tries to tell his brother, but his brother won’t hear a word against nie mingjue, (and lan zhan’s phrasing was also really vague, stuff like: “nie mingjue is a bad man, and jin guangyao is a snake in the bunny feild” but give him a break, he was traumatized)
Lan’s only love once, lan zhan justifies to himself, its gonna take more than words to convince him.
So he goes to the only person he can think of in times of crisis, wei wuxian.
Wei wuxian isn’t very close to those three, he thought nie mingjue was a better man than that, but then again, all the sects did turn a blind eye to the wen prison camps, so what does he know? No. He’s only mad about this because lan zhan came to him so obviously upset, and wei wuxian can never resist an upset lan zhan.
So he works day and night, (while lan zhan gets covered in blankets by the wens and hugs a-yaun for comfort) to create a talisman that can capture an event in the instant it happens, like a painting!
(Its a camera, he invented a camera)
He then starts marketting them to the common people under a psydonim, so it will be a trusted device by the time news reaches the cloud recesses.
He then gives it to lan zhan and instructs him to get a photo of nie mingjue cheating to show to his brother as proof.
Lan zhan accepts with the gravity of a man going to war, and prepares to stalk his brother’s boyfriend.
Meanwhile, nie huaisang is in for the shock of his life at the next sect conference, when he sees thr flowers he had sent to jin guangyao’s rooms on his brothers behalf, were instead decorating the rooms of a blushing lan xichen, who said “someone very special gave them to me.”
This may seem an innocent gesture of regifting, but nie huaisang smells a rat. You don’t regift a lovers gift to another person, u certainly don’t leave the other person blushing and saying it was from someone “very special”
Clearly jin guangyao is two-timing poor nie mingjue! But don’t worry! Nie huaisang has the perfect plan! First he’ll expose jin guangyao for the liar he is, then he’ll have both nie mingjue and lan xichen rebound with each other, effectively ensuring their happieness while punishing the guilty party! (Lan xichen can’t know. He’s to good to cheat, and he loves nie mingjue to much,” nie huaisang thinks, missing the obvious)
His plans however, face problems from the start. He first tries to expose jin guangyao as having a failed relationship before with qin su, to show to his brother jin guangyao’s track record isn’t great. But when he finds the actual reason “the mother told them both they were siblings, since she was no longer afraid of jin guangshan’s retribution since he was dead” it doesn’t help him at all! If anything it makes jiggy look even more honorable for covering it up and makinf it look like it was because he wasn’t good enough.
Then he tries to expose him as a liar in koi tower, lots of corruption there! But his every step is thwarted by some unknown force, one even he can’t out think
His only hope lies in the new talisman on the market that allows you to capture images. Surely if he catches jin guangyao in the act, that will be wnouggh to prove him unfaithful (even if it will prob take a few more steps to convince da-ge that lan xichen didn’t know actually and is s good choice for rebound)
The person who is thwartinf nie huaisang is in fact jin zixuan, mostly by all the back breaking work he’s done to weed out corruption, tiredness, and trying to keep jin guangyao to simpler, easy to do jobs.
See, jin zixuan saw lan xichen kiss nie mingjue on the cheek a couple weeks back, and even though he’s not certain if its actually cheating or lan xichen and a-yao broke up and lan xichen moved on far to quickly, he knows it must be taking a toll on jin guangyao
Not that jin guangyao is showing any signs, but that’s just the mask he’s always wearing. If Jin zixuan wants to see the real him, he needs to prove he can be someone he can trust.
So he starts giving jin guangyao simpler tasks to do, paired with babysitting the new born jin ling, things that keep him away from all the husle of court politics that put him into contact with his ex and his ex’s new man.
Jiang yanli is more than happy to help, talking about her own brothers to remind jiggy he has one too, and having tea with him while he holds jin ling.
Jiggy is glad for time with jin ling, but he likes doing things! He has to fight tooth and nail to get jin zixuan to let him help with the one month ceremony, and is far to busy with that to do any scheming of any kind
Everything comes to a head at jin ling’s one month celebration, where nie huaisang tries to publicly expose jin guangyao by working pictures of him with lan xichen into the slide show (yet another wei wuxian invention, he’s really on fire with these)
He then points out the obvious by “accident” and tries to reassure mingju there’s no way lan xichen would ever betray him like that
Lan zhan (who has brought wei wuxian for moral aupport) sees this and panics, showing his pictures (which he originally wanted to give to his brother in private) to prove his brother’s innocence and that its the other way around, actually.
To which jin zixuan angrilly stands up and points out how nie mingjue and lan xichen were the one’s who left jin guangyao and he’s not going to stand for anyone insulting his brother actually, and this is his psrty so they better back off or get out.
“Your here for formalities sake, we could easily have this with just the jins and the jiangs!”
“Anf me!” Goes wei wuxian
“And the wei sect!” Goes jin zixuan, accidentally acknowledging wei wuxian’s group of outcasts as legitimate and thus changing the course of history
It is at this point when 3zun realize the jig is up. In their attempt to keep quiet for politics, they made everything even worse.
They stand up and point out that no, no one is cheating, and yes, they are all together, all THREE of them, and that is not going to change anytime soon, and also could they have those photos? Lan xichen’s starting a scrap book.
See this is why i don’t tell you things, goes jin guangyao to jin zixuan, (secretly pleased he’d be willing to go against two sects for him)
“What the f- goes on in your head?” Goes nie mingjue to nie huaisang
“Brother i told you this ages ago,” goes a very disappointed lan xichen
“Lan’d can love more than one person?” Lan zhan says, eyes wide and uncompeehending “do i have to love more than one?”
“Don’y worry about it lan zhan,” goes wei wuxian. “You can love exactly how you want too.” Lam zhan looks at him with wide eyes, makes three leaps of logic, a d assumes this is wei wuxian acknowledging lan zhan’s feelings and giving him permission to court him.
Thus 3zun live happily ever after, having learned that communication really is key when you have three very over-protective brothers.
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Canon Divergence pt.2 (general) (pt.1)
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The Scarlet Lotus by rainbowninja167 (M, 137k, WangXian, Marriage of Convenience, Secret Identity, Fix-It, Angst with a Happy Ending, It Gets Worse Before It Gets Better, Canon-Typical Violence, canon-typical war crimes, Yunmeng Bros, the mortifying ordeal of getting seduced by your own husband, nonlinear chronology we die like cql, just kidding nobody dies in this fic, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Miscommunication)
stay, fury, your wrist wrapped in silk by spookykingdomstarlight (E, 228k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, YLLZ LWJ, LWJ loses his golden core, yiling wei sect, Hurt/Comfort, Heavy Angst, Major Character Injury, Injury Recovery, Temporary Character Death, War Crimes, WangXian Get a Happy Ending, Revenge, temporary impotence, growing intimacy)
I Know How Those in Exile Feed on Dreams of Hope by rabbit_habits, saltedpin (E, 474k, WangXian, NieLan, XuanLi, ChengQing, Canon Divergence, Slow Burn, Canon-Typical Violence, Presumed Dead, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Political Marriages, Ensemble Cast, minor non-canonical character death, 3zun | Venerated Triad Dynamics, the dynamics are 'UST', Canonical Character Death)
Hand in Hand Together (All Your Life) by sami (T, 41k, WZL/JC, WangXian, Queerplatonic relationship, Implied future MingLi, Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon Divergence, Time Travel Fix-It, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Healing, Slow Burn)
The Dreams of Youth by sami (E, 85k, WangXian, YZY/TLJ, Canon Divergence, Time Travel, Fix-It, Family, Not Lan Sect Friendly, Bad Dads, good dads, JFM's A+ parenting, Qingheng-Jun's F- Existence, Childhood Friends to Lovers, Sort Of, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Explicit Sexual Content, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Some People Live/Not Everyone Dies, Canonical Character Death)
An Elegant Solution by giraffeter (E, 205k, niewangxian, canon divergence, arranged marriage, friends to lovers, fix-it, everyone lives au, courtship, polyamory, smut)
🧡 Stunted, Starving Juvenility by TomatenMark (E, 742k, WangXian, WIP, Cloud Recesses Study Arc, Feelings Realization, Getting Together, Sexual Tension, Supportive LQR, Light Angst, Internalized Homophobia, Period-Typical Homophobia, Hurt/Comfort, WWX learns about his parents, First Dates, First Kiss, First Time, LWJ is confused, Then he is 100 percent on board, Kink Discovery, Kink Exploration, Bisexual WWX, Dual Cultivation, Slow Burn, Fix-It of Sorts, Not JFM friendly, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, Fluff and Angst, Blood and Gore, Supportive LXC, Protective LXC, Canon Divergence, Inventor WWX, Eventual Smut, Possessive LWJ, Genius WWX, Cultivation Sect Politics, Scheming NHS, Cultivation Discussion Conferences, Pre-Sunshot Campaign, Minor Character Death, NHS gets himself a beard (not the facial kind), POV WWX, Fluff and Smut, Burning of the Cloud Recesses)
🔒Instead by apathyinreverie (T, 27k, wangxian, fix-it, darker gusu lan, manipulative elders, but in a good way?, golden core transfer fix-it of sorts, not Jiang friendly, or anyone friendly, except wangxian, cultivation world critical, fluff, sunshot, politics, courting rituals, genius WWX, no demonic cultivation, talismans, possessive LWJ, protective LWJ, WIP)
no step had trodden black by Stratisphyre (T, 32k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Madam Lan lives, Past Rape, Golden Core Reveal, Hurt/Comfort, References to Attempted Suicide and Suicidal Thoughts, Canon-Typical Violence)
to hell and back for you by blumeraki (G, 5k, WangXian, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Canon Universe, Protective WWX, Protective LWJ, Everything Hurts, Implied/Referenced Torture, Hurt WWX, Hurt LWJ, Branding Iron, Whipping, discipline whip, jc saves the day, Canon Divergence)
these colours fade for you only by doodlebutt (T, 36k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Fix-It, Fluff and Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Everybody Lives, Golden Core Transfer Fix-It, ...eventually, Hurt/Comfort, Nightmares, bed sharing, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, Sunshot Campaign)
🔒 Blossoming flowers in a full moon - 花好月圆 by ThisIsWhereTheMagicHappens (T, 64k, wangxian, canon divergence, happy ending, fix-it of sorts, wangxian cuddle to immortarility)
🔒🧡 rain falls and soaks into the earth series by RoseThorne (T, 53k, WangXian, WIP, Near Death Experience, Attempt Drowning, Madam Yu Bashing, Recovery, No war AU)
Ties series by WithBroomBefore (M, 15k, NMJ/WQ, wangxian, canon divergence, fix-it, not everyone dies au, family feels, no golden core transfer, sect leader JYL, canon typical violence, sick fic, trans NMJ, sunshot campaign, WQ pov, happy ending)
🧡 Company by WithBroomBefore (T, 29k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Pre-Relationship, Getting Together, POV LWJ, Fix-It, Pre-Canon, at least to start, WWX goes to Cloud Recesses, But Not In The Usual Way, fear of character death, Everybody Lives, Hurt/Comfort, Happy Ending, Light Angst, good teacher LQR, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, brief discussion of past minor character suicide, Kitten, Not YZY Friendly)
The Devil That You Forgot by pottedplnt (Not Rated, 20k, WIP, WangXian, Canon Divergence, BAMF WWX, YLLZ WWX, Rogue Cultivator WWX, WWX Isn't Adopted by the Jiāngs, Angst, Sentient Burial Mounds, Demonic Cultivation, Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sunshot Campaign, Chronic Pain, JFM and YZY Bashing, Bad Parent YZY, Jiāng Family Bashing)
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Those Who Defy by qurbat (G, 31k, wangxian, LWJ & LSZ & WWX, canon divergence, found family, everyone who matter lives au, justice for wen remnants, WIP)
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❤️ By Any Other Name by ShanaStoryteller (Not Rated, 31k, Wangxian, Canon Divergence, Crossdressing, Misunderstandings, Identity Porn, Identity reveal)
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🔒Wújī by FairyTaleDreams (M, 55k, WIP, WangXian, Canon Divergence, WCZ & CS Lives, Rouge cultivator WWX)
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There are (no) (un)written rules by Winxhelina (T, 33k, WangXian, Humor, Canon-Typical Violence, madam yu is madam yu, Misunderstandings, Angst and Humor, Mutual Pining)
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🔒 the thread may stretch or tangle but it will never break by RoseThorne (E, 91k, WIP, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Soulmates, Self-Esteem Issues, Fix-It, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Nightmares, PTSD, Handfasting, Panic Attacks, Getting Together, First Time, Aftercare, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, /Referenced Torture, Scars, Chronic Pain, Golden Core Reveal, First Time, Switching, sex-related injury, LWJ Stays at the Burial Mounds, LSZ is a Wèi, Good Sibling JC, Dissociation, Burial Mounds Settlement Days)
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