#there are GALAXIES THERE that you CAN'T SEE UNLESS YOU ZOOM IN

[theramblingvoid]

I'm sorry I can't deal with this I'm just going to need everyone to

Do you ever just take a minute and. Do you ever just need to take a minute to. Do you ever just take a minute

#space #voidrambles #there is so MUCH #there is so fucking MUCH #i NEED to. oh i need to just #zoom in. zoom in on that image #those dots are GALAXIES #you can SEE THE SPIRAL ARMS #there are GALAXIES THERE that you CAN'T SEE UNLESS YOU ZOOM IN #IN DETAIL #think about every picture of the Milky Way you've ever seen and think about how many galaxies are in this image #think about every time you've seen a diagram with a tiny dot on it that represents our SOLAR SYSTEM ALONE #NOT EVEN EARTH #BECAUSE EARTH IS TOO SMALL #think about how many galaxies are in this - #and we can SEE THEM #and we've figured out how to SEE THEM #and there are SO MANY we're never going to be able to take pictures of them all - #the area of a grain of sand if you held it up to the sky. extend that outward #the most tiny angle out of the surface of the earth #there are so many of those #and they're all. this #this but more #this but deeper #more still that the Webb can't get at but the next telescope might #i know why people in fiction go insane when trying to comprehend the size of cthulu or whatever else #we live in the biggest and most eldritch horror imaginable #not even imaginable. it's so. zoom in. zoom out. just a grain of sand. there's so MUCH #don't mind me just losing it /EXTREMELY POS #please lmk if i should tag this as anything because ik it's not for everyone but

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A bunch of Gyftmas times

Roman was so excited! She was finally able to convince all of her alternate versions and alternate Shadows to spend Gyftmas together.

Roman had all the gifts, her void was decorated, nothing can go wrong!

The first to arrive was FarmRoman(Crop) and FarmShadow(Cluck), Roman came up with the nicknames everyone needed. The two prepared food for Gyftmas, Roman always knew she was a good cook! As they set the table with the food another lot arrived that being SwapShadow(Swapy) and SwapRoman(Grey).

"SWAPY!" Roman yelled as she hugged Swapy tightly, he giggled as he hugged Roman back "Roman, thanks for the invite" he replied, Grey smiled as she watched the two talk. Guess she was to greet visitors now.

She looked over when she heard the sound of a portal and instantly got annoyed. It was FellRoman(Boss lady) and FellShadow(Mutt). "Hello" Grey greeted, Boss lady groaned "I'm only here for the food, I could care less about this...Gyftmas crap" she said. Grey smirked "good, was worried I was dealing with a different Roman for a moment" she teased. Boss lady growled "I'm also here because I heard we are going to have a fight" she replied.

Grey blinked confused "that wasn't in our invite" she said, before Boss lady could reply the portal opened and out zoomed a blaster.

"Ah Horror careful" a small girl said, she had dirty pink hair and torn clothes "oh, uh...HorrorJoyce?" Grey asked. HorrorJoyce looked toward Grey and nodded "y-yes" she replied. "Ah so-" "A blaster would be a great first fight" Boss lady said interrupting Grey, Boss lady ran for HorrorBlasterRoman(Horror).

"Ah, f-fight? Wait um please!" HorrorJoyce said running after Boss lady. Mutt and Grey stared at each other "I'm gonna get some food" Mutt said as he floated off.

Grey let out a sigh and then another portal opened and out walked a very tall skeleton "holy damn" Grey yelped out. PirateRoman(Captain) lifted up her hands "ah...S-Sorry matey, didn' mean to scare ye" she said. Grey let out a sigh "I-I need a break...Can you greet others when they come?" She asked, Captain smiled "aye lass, they'll get a pirate's greeting!" She replied.

Grey walked off needing a break from too much stimulation, a portal opened and Captain spun around "welcome matey!" She greeted. OuterRoman(Star) and OuterShadow(Galaxy) stared up at Captain "woah, I've never seen anyone as tall as you before" Star said, hopping excitedly but frowned when she realised gravity existed here.

"Aww...I can't float" She said, Galaxy smiled and lifted her up "better?" He asked, Star giggled then gasped "SWAPY, ROMAN!" She yelled, Galaxy floated toward where Star wanted to go.

Captain smiled and waited, the portal opened again, not just one however, it was three. InkRoman(Artist) came out of one portal, ErrorRoman(Glitchy) from the next and ErrorShadow(Crash) from the last "hey matey's!" Captain greeted.

Artist smiled widely at Captain "hi there, let's move away from here incase these two start a fight" she said dragging Captain away. Glitchy and Crash glare at each other "W-Wh-h-hat are yo-o-ou doing here?" Glitchy asked harshly, Crash huffed "j-juss-st want to-o-o enjoy the par-r-rty" he replied.

The two didn't notice that a portal opened behind them before a voice spoke up "oh my, are you two connecting?" Glitchy and Crash spun around spotting PerfectKidRoman(Perfection) there.

Glitchy and Crash both quickly backed away from her despite her small size "oh? I'm sorry for interrupting" Perfection said with a smile. Glitchy gagged "I'm gett-tt-ing away from this f-freak" she said walking away, Crash followed.

Roman only just returned and her eyes widened seeing Perfection "I didn't invite you" she said, Perfection giggled "oh I know, but this IS a Roman and Shadow party...Right?" She asked. Roman nodded, Perfection giggled again "listen, how about I promise not to steal any traits unless someone willingly plays my game" she offered, holding out her hand.

Roman stared hard "not shaking your hand but okay...Oh no that means-" She said before a very colourful portal opened up and out came FreshRoman(Fresh). Roman ran away quickly, Perfection stared at Fresh "not cool brah...No one greeting me" she muttered, Perfection smirked and held out her hand to Fresh "I'll greet you friend" she said. Fresh shook Perfection's hand, the two walking away, Perfection couldn't WAIT to take this one's trait, Fresh couldn't wait to see how this one reacts to their real selves.

Another portal opens and AngelRoman(Perseverance) came flying out with her brother ReaperShadow(Erebus) following behind "finally a break from our responsibilities" Perseverance said, another portal opened up as DreamRoman(Hope) and NightmareShadow(Guilt) came out "oh hey, you here for the break from responsibilities too?" Guild asks, Perseverance nodded "yes we are!" She replied with a laugh as the four walked off to go mingle.

This was a Gyftmas no one would forget.

#Roman #Shadow #Farm #swap #fell #horror #Pirate #Joyce #Ink #error #fresh #perfectkidroman #Perseverance #erebus #Hope #guilt

[baebeyza]

Rating Decepticon Leaders by their house-husband energy

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G1 Megatron

Will always mess everything up and leave it on the ground. This homie doesn't know shit about cleaning, can't cook, would never help you and lives off your paycheck 0/5

G1 Galvatron

Absolute disaster. Dear homie has a habit of destroying things, and that just won't do. He will just fuck shit up and rip your mail apart 0/5

Headmasters Galvatron

You'd be tempted to think that HM Galvs is the same as G1 Galvs, but no - He's a chill dude! He would get things done in the household and take care of the paper business. Would always greet you with a nice hug and ask about your day UvU 5/5

Headmasters Megazarak

Would not only get nothing done and live off your paycheck, he'd also haunt your home and throw you out of the window in your sleep 0/5

Masterforce Overlord

Perfect house husband. Will keep everything clean, take care of the kids and water the plants. Might not always be master of the situation (heh, masterforce-) and have trouble with his ex-boss that will leak into your daily life, but he will choose your marriage over everything! 5/5

Victory Deszaras

Absolute bitch to live with. Acts like the King when all he does is lying on the sofa and leaving his junk around. Will answer important phone calls and not tell you about them. Will make sure his pets mess up your half of the bed on purpose. 0/5

Beast Wars Megatron

Won't do any work, fill your house with useless junk and pictures of himself, will leave you with very high water bills and won't let you sleep because he is busy telling you all about his stupid plans 0/5

Beast Wars II Galvatron

He'd be very helpful and kind, unfortunately he's either knocked out for weeks on end, or will have his annoying shithead of a little brother around. But will do a really good clean-up and some nice meal once in a while 3/5

Beast Wars Neo Magmatron

That dude knows how to run a household! Will get everything done, cook meals on time, and will take care of the bills! Might not be the most attentive house husband in terms of a loving relationship, but won't mess up your life either! 4/5

Beast Machines Megatron

Damn hermit who will never leave the house, stay in his hobby room all day and do who knows what, and only clean that one room he stays in. Nothing else. You might as well move out and he won't even notice. 0/5

RiD01 Megatron/Car Robots Gigatron

Will do the bare minimum, but really just watch TV most of the day. Will only cook instant noodles and stuff you can just shove into the oven. Will do 10 stars gourmet breakfast when you're at work just for himself and not leave a single bite for you, but at least he cleans after himself 1/5

Armada/Micron Densetsu Megatron

Will clip his nails and leave them everywhere on the floor and get angry at you over it. Can't cook to save his life and will always forget to use soap when cleaning. Always moody and just hell to live with 0/5

Energon Megatron/Superlink Galvatron

Won't pay for electricity bills and doesn't see any need to do so either. But he will keep the house clean! No need to pay rent either because he stole the house and gave it to you as a present. Will cook some real nice food a few times, but mostly just serves you dessert. 3.5/5

Cybertron Megatron/Galaxy Force Master Megatron

You will come home to find the house on fire and he will be like "Doing some new decorations, I don't care for your opinion." Can cook and clean but won't do it unless you beg him to. Spends all your paychecks on eyeliner and usually just lies around like a cat and throws things around 0/5

TFA Megatron

Will always greet your with a nice steak and wine to hand. Keeps the dishes clean and will take care of the paperwork. No downside except that he is always in hour long zoom calls with other people 4/5

TFP Megatron

Won't do anything all day as he is busy with his very questionable internet hobbies. Will say that his ex's food is better than yours. You have to keep buying new dishes because he keeps breaking them while cleaning. Will use hand soap to clean the floor. Nothing but a disaster 0/5

RiD15 Steeljaw

Keeps telling you that he can find a better apartment and makes great promises, but he never fulfills them. Tries to play the puppy eyes when asked to do anything. Only good thing about him is that he won't touch your money 1/5

Cyberverse Megatron

This dude can't even turn the stove on without burning the kitchen down. Will mess up the finances all the time. Will just tell you to do anything while he eats your leftovers 0/5

WFC Megatron

Will clean everything and get mad at you when you mess anything up. Will only cook one type of food and insists it is healthy and that you should eat nothing else. Demands you only shower for five minutes and turns the electricity out after 22 o'clock, even if you have work to do. 1/5

Bayverse Megatron

Can't clean too well, but will be such a great cook and good with the kids! Will need a good pep-talk now and then, but will eventually get his life together and eat some good food UvU 4/5

#transformers #megatron #galvatron #overlord #gigatron #megazarak #scorponok #magmatron #g1 #tfp #tfa #wfc #rid15 #rid01 #unicron trilogy #armada #energon #cybertron #beast wars #beast wars ii #beast wars neo #cyberverser #bey's shit #transformer posting