#this happens like 5 times a year with portuguese comedians

[vitinhaball]

the way people act like comedians are free-speach martyrs for saying offensive shit when they're just.... not funny

#this happens like 5 times a year with portuguese comedians #they're not funny #you know when you hear a joke and you laugh but aknowledge it's kinda fucked up #never happened with these dudes #it's almost impressive

[thestagthatlovedthewolf]

The fellow portuguese @2070​ asked for two question from the “ hi, I’m not from the US” ask set:

7. three words from your native language that you like the most?

My favorite word is no difference from English or Portuguese, because it’s literalmente/literally, I love how this word can mean ‘literally’ and ‘figuratively’, it just really express how language is alive and changes and evolves. Now after that, I don’t have many favorite words – it’s not really something I think about

I like bué, it’s slang for “a lot”, and I probably shouldn’t use it as much, but I like it... and it’s more accepted now that when people started using it in the 2000′s

And I like adoro, like in English, you have ‘adore’ but it’s not really used. You mostly use ‘love’ for everything, and I like that in Portuguese, we have this two words that are both used and have different  connotations

14. do you enjoy your country’s cinema and/or TV?

Movies and TV, it depends on the things (and this answer got long)… Cinema is a bit harder for me to like, they had some good comedies coming out, like Gaiola Dourada was really great and I really wanna see the Markl one that came out last year with the dinosaur. But then I also feel like a lot of Portuguese movies are really dark and about sex and drugs and that’s not really my style, so I’ve been put off a bit.

TV, there are very good things!! Soap operas which are huge here and not really my thing, I watched Morangos com Açúcar, because as a kid growing up in the beginning of 2000’s, you needed to watch it; I watched the first three seasons religiously during elementary school, almost every episode, and then season 4 and 5 less and less, season five probably only the first few months, and then never watched again. So yeah, this is the only soap opera I watched and it’s because during first grade, everyone is playing at this.

But then going into  great Portuguese series, the best one is still Não há Pai (which translates to ‘There’s no Father”) and I probably watched this when was 3 or 4 years old and it was filmed in front of a live audience and it was about this comedy about a rich family and their father took off and they were trying to make it – it was hilarious (and I’m pretty sure I probably didn’t get half of the jokes).

There’s Ministério do Tempo, which you heard me talk about a lot last, and it’s about ministry of time with people trying to stop things from being changed. The characters were excellent and they worked so well off each other and it was something new and completely different from what he had ever seen.

Also a 2000’s one, Os Serranos, that just like the recent one I mentioned it’s inspired by a Spanish show, and it’s about this couple that gets married and they have kids from different families and it’s all of them getting together and used to each other (also the older kids like each other) – also the reason that I don’t understand why in Gossip Girl they couldn’t have Lily and Rufus, and Serena and Dan dating. Also a memory from this show, this was late on Sunday, and sometimes I watched it live with my parents, other times I record it and then watched at my grandma’s on Wednesday – her VHS was better )and my mom worked late on that day) – and one episode had a side plot about a sex tape and I remember being mortified watching that with my grandmother.

A few really good ones I watched when I was 11 or 12, at the same time I was watching Gilmore Girls – it was an episode of that and then one of this shows. So the first was Querido Professor (which translates to ‘Dear Teacher’) which I watched a few episodes as a younger kid and then watched the all thing now, this was about a “will-they-won’t-they” relationship between two teachers in an elementary school and it was so much fun and sexy. And then as those reruns finished, started another old show called Bairro da Fonte (which I’m hoping sometime they put it on Netflix, mostly with Os Serranos too, they have put some shows I don’t really care about, but I would love to rewatch this) – so it’s about the life in a neighbourhood and it’s so many different things happening – there’s family, friends at the café for beers every day – just AWESOME, one of the best.

And then finally if you understand just a bit of Portuguese (or Spanish), check out Gato Fedorento (it translates to Smelly Cat and yet inspired by the Phoebe song) on Youtube – they are this amazing Portuguese comedians and you really should check it out!!

This got way too long… sorry…

#2070 #personal #portugal #ask #asks

[luchalabor]

TL, DR

I have nothing to do at work so I am going to try and write an obnoxiously detailed “about me” post to talk about the things that are important to me right now and why.

I was born June 14th, 1988 in Miami, Florida, which sucks because that means despite hating Nazis I have “1488″ in my birthdate when I write it in MMDDYY format.

My dad’s an immigrant from Havana, Cuba who came to the United States in 1959 in the first wave of immigrants to the US after the victory of Castro’s revolution. Growing up in Miami I was fed a steady diet of nostalgia and longing for a country that my dad’s family left voluntarily, without really explaining WHY they left. It’s only now after I put together all the stories about how they had a farm and my grandfather owned a boat that instead of having their property nationalized they... left it behind? Makes sense. 

My mom’s a wasp from Nashville, Tennessee. English is my first language and that’s what we speak at home. However, my dad made sure I always took Spanish as a class in school, and living in Miami meant knowing spanish was a functional necessity of everyday life. I was fully fluent by the time I finished high school and got a 5 on the AP Spanish exam. My grammar is super correct but you can tell from the slight imperfections in my accent that I’m not a native speaker.

When I was in seventh grade, I began studying Japanese because my middle school randomly offered it that year. After that year they stopped offering it so I studied with a private tutor all the way through college, where I majored in it along with Mandarin, which I started in college. I really hate the word “fluent” because I can’t, say, read a legal contract in Japanese or Chinese, but I would say I have advanced proficiency in both languages and can understand movies and TV without English. Usually if someone sends me a screen grab and asks “what does this say?” I can tell them.

Ever since college, acquiring languages has become a hobby of mine, especially since I discovered Duolingo. French still eludes me, but I’m functional in Portuguese, and trying to become functional in German.

I’ve been a wrestling fan since 2002. That’s right after the end of the Monday Night Wars and when it stopped really being cool to watch wrestling, but one day I was flipping channels and saw the Rock cutting a promo and I was hooked. I was 14 and I was amused by the fact that he said “sammich.” 

Like most of my interests, it turned into an obsession and I decided I wanted to actually be a wrestler. I joined my school’s wrestling team freshman year of high school, and that was the first time I became anything resembling an athlete as I had been a little fat kid most of my life until that point.

In 2005 some guys who had mostly been backyarders but had some professional training opened up a pro wrestling school in a warehouse in Little Haiti, so that was when I started learning how to take a bump and do it like they do on the TV. After a few months an actual professional by the name of “Soul Man” Alex G took over training us, and eventually he began just training me and a couple of other holdovers at Coastal Championship Wrestling’s Bodyslam University in Coral Springs.

I had my first professional match in July 2006 in an empty municipal gymnasium in Daytona, Florida and got paid $20. It was the first time I had gotten paid for any kind of work.

I stopped wrestling basically because I went to college. Dartmouth is in Hanover, NH, which wasn’t really close to any schools where I could keep wrestling. I tried to keep in shape, but at some point I realized I was 5′6″, 160 pounds, and nowhere near able to do all the same flips and jumps as the wrestlers my size who made it to TV, so I eventually gave up. I ended up finding another passion soon after, anyway.

I was home on a long break between my freshman and sophomore years of college right after having studied abroad in Japan and China for 5 months. Going from that hyperstimulating environment to being at home where none of my friends were because of differences in schedules and my family beginning to unravel as many do when the kids leave the nest, I had my first depressive episode. So I sat down and wrote my first jokes.

I began doing stand-up comedy at school in spring of 2008. We had a club and we’d preform in frathouses and local pizza places. If anything, it was a kind, gentle comedy womb in which to mature into a competent joke-teller. My first performance in front of an actual audience of strangers was in June of 2009 at the Comedy Studio in Cambridge, MA, which apparently as of this year no longer exists.

Stand-up gave me something to actually feel passionate about in college. I had absolutely no idea of what my post-college career plans were going to be with just a Chinese degree beyond vaguely teaching somewhere. After I caught the comedy bug, though, I knew I wanted to get into performing and writing. I joined the humor magazine at school, I spent the whole summer between junior and senior year performing in Boston. The only grad school I applied to was for a writing and producting for TV master’s program in NYC, and thankfully I got it.

The masters program was for two years from 2010 to 2012. At the end of the program, I wrote a half-hour animated TV pilot called “The 100 Deaths of Mort Grimley.” At the same time, Amazon Studios had just begun accepting TV scripts, so I submitted it. To my surprise, they actually optioned it, and then I was approached by an agent from William Morris Endeavor. I thought my writing career was off to an instant kick-start!

It wasn’t. I spent the next year hanging out in New York doing odd jobs while the script lingered in developmental hell. Eventually I decided to make the jump and move to LA thinking that being closer to the studio and my agent would help things move. 

Within a few months of moving, Amazon dropped the pilot from development, and my agent stopped picking up my phone calls. That basically brings me to where I am today, working in post-production to pay the bills and trying to make something else happen in the showbiz sphere.

I’ve kept doing stand-up for the 4 years I’ve lived here in LA, but doing stand-up here is more exhausting than NYC because you have to make more deliberate plans to go to a show or a mic because you have to figure out traffic, spend the time and the gas to drive, then you STILL might not get pulled out of the bucket. On top of that, at least in NYC everyone who does stand-up wants to BE a comedian, and they treat their stage time like it’s valuable. In LA you have to sit through a string of beautiful actors who were told to do stand-up by their agents struggling to figure out what to talk about when their set is only 3 minutes.

I discovered improv last year mostly because I got a job that was paying me better money, so I could finally afford it. I’m enjoying it but it sucks to feel like another white middle class nerd in an art form that feels like an exclusive white middle class nerd club.

Like most people who are privileged enough to realize the world was already shit, the 2016 election got me motivated to give more of a shit about politics. I liked Bernie at first because it felt like he was talking about racial issues in a frank way that hadn’t been discussed by a major party candidate before, but then got frustrated with his lack of specifics regarding HOW he was going to “break up the banks,” etc. It then finally hit me that any candidate working in the Democratic party would always be subservient to capitalism and never go as far as I wanted them to go. So then I finally relented and realized I was a socialist. I joined my DSA local in July after RL Stephens had been elected to the NPC and it felt like it might become more of a revolutionary organization instead of just a bunch of tepid reformists. So far, I have experienced a mix of both that has been frustrating. After a bunch of drama from both the national org and local chapters, I’m considering leaving and joining PSL instead. I want to work with an org that won’t make it difficult to build coalitions with other orgs and make marginalized people feel safe and welcome.

So there I am! I still have an hour before my next meeting, so wasting all this time still wasn’t enough! Boo!

#me #about me

[cryptodictation]

In times of isolation, music industry creates online festivals

Sandy attended the opening of the Festival Msica em Casa, promoted by Universal Music on Instagram (photo: Noely P Lima / Divulgao)

The advancement of coronavirus put the world on alert. Countries where Covid-19 has been disseminated have adopted security measures. Avoiding agglomerations was one of the main actions. What directly impacted the realization of shows and festivals. Hundreds have been canceled and postponed across the planet. In the midst of this crisis, the resilience spoke louder. In the music world, artists, producers and record companies realized that they could use the internet as an ally. The first big idea in this sense came from Portugal. Since last Tuesday, 78 artists have performed with live streams on Instagram profiles. Most of them do the presentation at home, with the aim of reaching the quarantined fans. The schedule was scheduled to be closed tomorrow after more than 40 hours of music.

The Portuguese initiative inspired Brazilians who decided to create versions of the festival. Through the internet you can find different projects. In all, the idea is to maintain artistic production in force and interact with the public. One of the first to emerge was the Acoustic Insulation, promoted by Loop Discos. Until April 9, always at 8 pm, national artists perform at the @loopreclame profile on Instagram. Among the confirmed names: Bibiana Petek, BemQuer (Portugal), Carla El, Duca Leindecker, Frank Jorge, Joo Maldonado, Lucas Silveira (Fresno), Lila Trentini, R Adegas, Nani Medeiros, Rafa Malenotti, Rod Krieger, Antonio Villeroy and Yas Speransa.

Since Wednesday, the platform MangoLab promotes the project Quarantine Sessions. Every day, an artist or a band performs in lives of 30 to 40 minutes. In addition to the show, the space serves to divide positivity messages. “The project was born as a reaction to this situation. Everyone still understands how to act and react. The first point is that we have a belief that music and art, in general, are not only served in moments of plenty. But art, as a whole, can offer support, resilience, relief and even mental healing. The second point is that, as cultural agents, we are experiencing a very difficult time in terms of work and productivity. So, this is a way to encourage all artists and to understand how we can profit even at home ”, evaluates Eduardo Sena, from Quarentena Sessions.

Lucas Silveira, ex-Fresno, was one of the artists to mobilize and integrate the online festivals. He participates in the Acoustic Isolation Festival (photo: Lucas Silveira / Divulgao)

The line-up brings together the largest number of experiences, from artists from the periphery, women to different genres and artistic languages. The presentations have varied times and occur in the official MangoLab profile on Instagram. Among the names that participate in today's initiative until the end of the project are: Julio Secchin, A Banca 021, Valu, Cames, Rafa Pinta & Thom Verardi, Larinhx, JOCA, Carlos do Complexo, and Lila.

It was also on Wednesday that the Home Room Festival, an initiative of a collective of artists. Lo Brito candango, musician and professor from Taguatinga, one of the project's members. “This idea, in fact, came from Portugal with I stay at home. So inspired by it, we took advantage of musicians who are quarantined to make lives ”, reveals Lo Brito. For the musician, the initiative is important to disseminate the production: “It is also a means of maintaining our work and showing the unity of the artists”.

Different versions

Last year, musician Marcos Almeida released the album L at home. This year, the artist would start the album tour. The series of shows was canceled due to the coronavirus pandemic. As a way of maintaining the performances, he decided to do online shows on the same days and times. This happened in relation to the dates in Rio de Janeiro and in Brasilia. Before even following the plan for Belo Horizonte and Recife, places that had also been scheduled for days, came the proposal of the Festival L of House, a combination of the individual idea, inspired by the Portuguese festival and at the request of artist friends.

Almeida assembled a team and came up with the project that started on Friday and continues until tomorrow with daily broadcasts from 5pm to midnight. The concerts take place on the official profile of each artist. “A festival along the lines of those lives that I did at home even at the same time and day of the shows that were postponed. In this context, I received the news from artists in Portugal and I was encouraged by several people to do it here too ”, he reveals. In addition to the musical performances, the L de Casa differential will have opened space for different artistic aspects. Photographers, comedians and plastic artists are also part of the line-up, which has big names like Gustavo Bertoli (singer of the brazilian band Scalene), Baby do Brasil and comedian Rafael Portugal. “We try to do something very plural, with all styles and exploring other arts. In this moment of chaos, calamity, and a certain fear, art always emerges as a beacon, a way to dream again ”, he evaluates.

Musician Marcos Almeida transformed the frustration of canceling the new album's turn into an opportunity for virtual shows (photo: DanielBrito / Divulgao)

Since Friday, Instagram has also Festival Music at home, which continues until March 29. The Universal Music initiative, which takes advantage of artists linked to it. Presented by Sabrina Sato, the shows take place in an intimate format with transmission on the official profile of the festival and presentation by five artists. Each show lasts 30 minutes. At the opening, presentations by Sandy, Mar Aberto, Maneva, Michel Tel and Courtesy of Casa. The line-up has names like Vito, Atitude 67, Jo, Felipe Arajo, Melim, Maneva, Di Ferrero, As Bahias and Cozinha Mineira, Lauana Prado, Lo Santana and Paula Fernandes.

The sertanejo Michel Tel is part of the lineup of the Festival Msica em Casa, promoted by Universal Music on Instagram (photo: DeividCorreia / Divulgacao)

Tomorrow, from 16h to 21h, there is also the Jazz Mansion – #EuFicoEmCasa, which follows the same format of taking shows to the audience's home. The difference is that the project has a crowdfunding, which will be available until the end of the transmission. The amount collected will be divided equally between the participating bands and artists. The minimum contribution is R $ 10.

Online festivals have also reached Braslia. The Alto Volume band decided to create the High Volume Live Sessions, which starts on March 26th and will continue until April 1st on Instagram. More than 20 bands and solo artists are climbing. Every night, starting at 8 pm, there will be three 30-minute shows. “In this moment of awareness and social distance for the collective good, music is a tool that brings together, comfort and entertainment. This can be enjoyed with online events, as if they were live. Distant, separate, but together, united by technology ”, says Cezar Degraf, organizer of Alto Volume Live Sessions and member of the band Alto Volume.

The Brazilian rock band Alto Volume bring together artists from Braslia at the online festival Alto Volume Live Sessions (photo: Ted Wesley / Divulgao)

Program yourself

Jazz Mansion

• On March 22, from 4 pm to 9 pm. Broadcast on instagram.com/jazzmansion. Line-up will be released on the official page. Crowdfunding link: bit.ly/kickantejazzmansion.

Festival L of House

• Until March 22. 17:00 midnight broadcasts in profile Instagram of the artists. Line-up: Bruna Caram, Somos 2 de 1, Gerson Borges, Nobat, Paulo Nazareth, Yohomama Music, Ana Mller, Saulo von Seehausen, Brisa de La Cordillera, Victor Mus, Rafael Portugal, Jay Horsth, Mrcio Lug, Paulo Leal, Tiago Arrais, Keops & Raony, EDMUNDO, Thiago Bruno, De Maria, Ana Gabriela, Amanda Rodrigues, Lorena Chaves, Bola, Hell, Yohannah, Matheus vila, Hotelo, Gabriel Gonti, Pedro Schin, Bryan Behr, Dois Par, Joo Klein, Gustavo Bertoni, Estvo Queiroga and Luiza Caspary. Information in instagram.com/festivalladecasa.

Festival Fico Em Casa Br

Quarantine Sessions

• Up to March 29. A daily transmission with variable times (3 pm, 4 pm, 5 pm, 7 pm and 9 pm) in instagram.com/mangolab. Line-up: Julio Secchin (3/22, 5 pm); Bank 021 (3/23, 5:00 pm); Valu (3/24, 7:00 pm); Cams (3/25, 7:00 pm); Rafa Pinta & Thom Verardi (3/26, 3pm); Larinhx (3/27, 9:00 pm); JOCA (3/28, 3:00 pm); Carlos do Complexo (28/3, 21h); and Lila (3/29, 4pm).

Home Music Festival

• Up to March 29. Broadcast would say at 19h in instagram.com/festivalmusicaemcasa. Line-up: Sandy, Open Sea, Maneva, Michel Tel, Courtesy of the House, Vito, Attitude 67, Jo, Felipe Arajo, Melim, Di Ferrero, Bryan Behr, As Bahias and Cozinha Mineira, Lauana Prado, Lo Santana, Juan Marcus & Vincius, Lucas Reis & Thcio, Jlia & Rafaela, Greg BBX, PH and Michel, Guga Nandes, Ana Clara, Clau, Donatto, Paula Fernandes, Gabily, Tayrone, Lusa Sonza, Shark, Lucas and Orelha, Dj Batata, Mumuzinho , DAY, Carol Biazin, Gaab, 3030, OUTROEU, Rodrigo Suricato, Mahmundi, Preto no Branco, Eli Soares, Gabriela Gomes, Biorki, Felipe Vilela, Tropkillaz and Projota.

High Volume Live Sessions

Festival Soundproofing

• On April 9. You always transmit at 20h on instagram.com/loopreclame. Line-up: Bibiana Petek, BemQuer (Portugal), Carla El, Duca Leindecker, Frank Jorge, Joo Maldonado, Lucas Silveira (Fresno), Lila Trentini, R Adegas, Nani Medeiros, Rafa Malenotti, Rod Krieger, Antonio Villeroy and Yas Speransa .

Home Room Festival

• On April 10. Transmits at 14h, 17h, 20h and 22h. The line-up published daily on the official Instagram profile. Information: instagram.com/festivaldasaladecasa.

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#Entertainment

[captain-cutie-pie-sfw]

All about me:

200: My crush’s name is: panda

199: I was born in: 1997

198: I am really: uhhh Tina belcher tbh

197: My cellphone company is: straight talk

196: My eye color is: green

195: My shoe size is: 12 w 10 m

194: My ring size is: 13

193: My height is: 5’6

192: I am allergic to: pollen and dust mites

191: My 1st car was: never had one

190: My 1st job was: never had one

189: Last book you read: the sun and her flowers by rupi kaur

188: My bed is: comfy

187: My pet: is crazy lol

186: My best friend: I wish I could make her love herself

185: My favorite shampoo is: vo5 strawberry

184: Xbox or ps4: Xbox

183: Piggy banks are: cute

182: In my pockets: I never have pockets #leggingslife

181: On my calendar: I can’t wait for Easter!

180: Marriage is: a good way for two people to prove to each other how much they love each other

179: Spongebob can: gtfo (I don’t like spongebob)

178: My mom: is currently cleaning the kitchen while I lay down because I don’t feel well

177: The last three songs I bought were?

1) Halsey - without me

2) yungblud- California

3) blackpink - stay

176: Last YouTube video watched: one by little moo moo (her vids are adorable!)

175: How many cousins do you have? Uhhh idk I am part Portuguese and part white and the Portuguese part has a lot of family, and it’s a tight knit family because family and elders are very important to us. The white side is really trashy and I have cousins I’ve never even heard of

174: Do you have any siblings? One brother (he’s 13)

173: Are your parents divorced? Yes

172: Are you taller than your mom? Yeah by like 4 inches

171: Do you play an instrument? I sing

170: What did you do yesterday? Drank by the pool at the water resort in Orlando

[ I Believe In ]

169: Love at first sight: yes because it happened to me

168: Luck: no

167: Fate: yes but like... I try not to think about it too much because it stresses me out

166: Yourself: not really tbh

165: Aliens: anything is possible

164: Heaven: yes

163: Hell: maybe? I don’t want to think about that either

162: God: yes

161: Horoscopes: yes

160: Soul mates: yes

159: Ghosts: yes I’ve seen one

158: Gay Marriage: well I’m getting one...

157: War: no

156: Orbs: yes I’ve seen them

155: Magic: on the fence

[ This or That ]

154: Hugs or Kisses: kisses

152: Phone or Online: phone online. Online on my phone

151: Red heads or Black haired: red heads

150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunettes

149: Hot or cold: warm but not too warm

148: Summer or winter: winter

147: Autumn or Spring: we do not have these in florida

146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate

145: Night or Day: night

144: Oranges or Apples: oranges

143: Curly or Straight hair: curly

142: McDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: I actually like dark chocolate better

140: Mac or PC: pc

139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops (I’m a size 12. I hardly ever see anything else in my size)

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: I’m already sweet and poor

137: Coke or Pepsi: they’re... the same thing

136: Hillary or Obama: hillbama

135: Buried or cremated: cremated so my family can keep my remains

134: Singing or Dancing: singing

133: Coach or Chanel: idk what this is

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:idk who this is

131: Small town or Big city: small town

130: Wal-Mart or Target: wal mart

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: neither but my gf likes Adam sandler

128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure

127: East Coast or West Coast: east

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: birthday

125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate

124: Disney or Six Flags: disney

123: Yankees or Red Sox: Red Sox

[ Here’s What I Think About ]

122: War: needs to stop

121: George Bush: uhhh idiot

120: Gay Marriage: I’m excited for mine

119: The presidential election: 2016? It was the first time I voted and I cried because of the stress

118: Abortion: not my body, not my choice

117: MySpace: I liked how customizable it was and I miss that.

116: Reality TV: guilty pleasure

115: Parents: I love my mom so much

113: Ebay: not as good as amazon

112: Facebook: I need to stop going on it so much!

111: Work: I want to be an elementary school teacher

110: My Neighbors: they’re all very nice!

109: Gas Prices: too damn high!

108: Designer Clothes: look, I’ve got a $10 hoodie from wal mart. I’m good.

107: College: I think it’ll be fun if I ever get my GED

106: Sports: the only one I really get is baseball

105: My family: they’re crazy but I love them

104: The future: uncertain

[ Last time I ]

103: Hugged someone:q I tried to hug my brother this morning and he screamed and called me weird

102: Last time you ate: a few hours ago

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: two days ago (my cousin mike, who works for apple)

100: Cried in front of someone: last week

99: Went to a movie theater: it’s been a while

98: Took a vacation: just got back from one today!

97: Swam in a pool: a few years. I’ve had other things to deal with that get in the way of fun

96: Changed a diaper: not since my brother was like 1. Which was 12 yrs ago. I would sometimes offer to do it so my mom taught me how.

95: Got my nails done: never? I do them myself

94: Went to a wedding: my cousin Jen’s wedding. It was lovely.

93: Broke a bone: never

92: Got a peircing: uhh I was 11 and it was the cartilage on my right ear

91: Broke the law: I shoplift all the time

90: Texted: hour ago

[ MISC ]

89: Who makes you laugh the most: my brother

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: my blankets

87: The last movie I saw: instant family (it was cute!)

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: taking a nap

84: People call me: when they have something funny to tell me

83: The most difficult thing to do is: admit you’re wrong

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never. I don’t drive.

81: My zodiac sign is: virgo

80: The first person i talked to today was: my mom

79: First time you had a crush: I was a boy crazy kid so I can’t remember. Maybe kindergarten?

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: my best friend

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: my brother and I say the same thing in unison a lot. He says it’s because stupid minds think alike. I think he’s right.

76: Right now I am talking to: nobody but I wish I was talking to my gf

75: What are you going to do when you grow up:be a teacher

74: I have/will get a job: hopefully

73: Tomorrow: I hope my annoying friend doesn’t call me. Like I don’t like talking to people just text me

72: Today: I’m tired

71: Next Summer: I hope to have fun!

70: Next Weekend: I’m going to church

69: I have these pets: a cat, a dog (he lives w my grandparents), and a bunny

68: The worst sound in the world: overcrowded places with all the people talking at once

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: myself

66: People that make you happy: nova

65: Last time I cried: last night

64: My friends are: cool as heck

63: My computer is: stolen by my brother because he was on it and he broke it but when he fixed it he made it run an OS I can’t use so I guess it’s his now.

62: My School: eckerd college hopefully

61: My Car: nonexistent

60: I lose all respect for people who: are mean to kids, animals, or old people

59: The movie I cried at was: les miserables

58: Your hair color is: brown but I dyed it purple

57: TV shows you watch: too many

56: Favorite web site: dress up games

55: Your dream vacation: new york

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: one time I busted my toe open but I didn’t like cry or anything

53: How do you like your steak cooked: no steak for me

52: My room is: messy

51: My favorite celebrity is: a queen by the name of Demi Lovato

50: Where would you like to be: in bed but my bed is messy

49: Do you want children: maybe

48: Ever been in love: yes

47: Who’s your best friend: I have two

46: More guy friends or girl friends: girls

45: One thing that makes you feel great is: when I help someone. Like yesterday I was at an arcade and I helped a little kid with skee ball and she got so excited when she got a good score

44: One person that you wish you could see right now: my gf

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: yeah but I think it might take longer

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: no

41: Have you pre-named your children: yes. Lilliann Alice and Rowan Grace

40: Last person I got mad at: my mom

39: I would like to move to: st Pete, Florida

38: I wish I was a professional: singer

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37: Candy: sour patch kids

36: Vehicle: 67 impala tbh

35: President: Bernie Sanders (shhh I can dream)

34: State visited: mass. Fall River is cool because Lizzie Borden

32: Athlete: Sara Groenewegen, a t1d softball player

31: Actor: David tennant

30: Actress: Gillian anderson

29: Singer: Demi Lovato

28: Band: halestorm

27: Clothing store: Walmart

26: Grocery store:walmart

25: TV show: Star trek ent

24: Movie: men in black 1

22: Animal: turtles

21: Theme park: Busch gardens

20: Holiday: christmas

19: Sport to watch: basketball

18: Sport to play: lmao no

17: Magazine: revolver

16: Book: Neil gaiman- neverwhere

15: Day of the week: Saturday’s

14: Beach: coquina

13: Concert attended: I’ve never attended a concert

12: Thing to cook: stir fry

11: Food: asian

10: Restaurant: checkers

9: Radio station: classic rock

8: Yankee candle scent: all of them

7: Perfume: dark kiss by babw

6: Flower: gardenias

5: Color: purple or yellow

4: Talk show host: none

3: Comedian: John mulaney

2: Dog breed: mine

1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Yes