#this is why im unemployed

[stoneqoldcrazy]

the gang's all here,,,,,,

#yes im unemployed why do you ask. #bg3 #should i tag all of them #uhm #wyll ravengard #shadowheart #karlach #jaheira #minsc #astarion #gale dekarios #halsin #minthara #lae'zel

[intotheelliwoods]

Poptart to Poptart to Poptart to Poptart communication.

#nonsense #2 arms left #shakea poptart* #why are you so marketable #anyways haha uh #I have been mad busy this week #I am finally no longer unemployed! #yay job now! #but oops less free time! #so sorry about the no art the past week aha #adjusting #also the keychains took so long to package lmaooo- #im so excited for peeps to finally get the keychain though omg!

[lunarharp]

What led to this (orufrey comic, cw an uncomfortable/creepy scene)

#witch hat tag #orufrey #er.... i'm too tired to have anything to say..i worked several days on this. #wait.. didn't i say just recently here that i probably wouldn't ever depict 'what if alaira is qifrey's sort-of ex'. What's going on #i don't even remember deciding to draw this..it's all a blur..i'm not sure why i WOULD decide to draw delicate scenes in my head #that i wouldn't really want to share with anyone/discuss so why did i draw it... #some part of me really really wants to draw things that are more and more true to myself... #maybe because of my alienation with most romance/shipping/dynamics the rest of the world depicts. #orufrey really is perfectly suited to me - what i read in the text and what is in my head. well anyway #i am TIRED of drawing poses and angles and..maybe now i will actually take a break from drawing bc of the tediousness of Angles #btw it really is a 'stretch of time' . . . assuming witches graduate age 18-20 #well orufrey are canonically 30-ish. they've only had agott around for presumably about TWO years (?) bc she took the test age 10 #and it feels like oru moving in/unknown atelier acquisition/building (?) .. i guess that could be a year or so before agott at most #(she was the first disciple) so... ????????? What about the other 7 or so years ?!?!?!!?!?! Unemployed Brimhat Hatred era #that time is very nebulous. after qifrey went to the tower i feel like it's been implied he and oru drifted apart a little. #certainly they didn't live together at first... no way. that doesn't feel like how it is based on things oru has said about becoming Eye #idk. I'm tired now. i don't usually think of alaira as necessarily qifrey's ex and this being how things went in that 'sliver of time'. #i usually prefer the idea that they have their first kiss with each other in their 30s cause That's Just The Orufrey Lifestyle #just felt like making a more relatable alternative view of my own Cai Orufrey Canon one time. btw im a big monoshipper and it hurt a bit #let's leave it there. this is surely the most i've worked on a 'single' art - though now i realise just how much longer the fic took :')

[dirk-menace]

the drama continues

gods give their hardest shitposts to their most tired artists why do I render sm oh my god

bonus:

#dhmis #don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis time child #dhmis coffin #dhmis tony the talking clock #dhmis electricity electracey #dhmis unemployed brendon #dhmis colin the computer #dhmis larry lamp #the last one is towards TC but maybe Larry will comw for your dad too what do i know #man why do i try so much #reblog with a reaction in the tags would be greatly appreciated im in a bit of an art block

[hella1975]

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT ⁉️🔊🎤🔥

#ITS SO OVER IM SO FINISHED 😭 I feasibly don’t see how I can pass this exam it’s all going out my head the moment I read it #im done im SO done I just want it to be OVER #THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS FAIL MACRO I DONT HAVE THE STAMINA FOR IT AND I GIVE UP BY THE TIME THE LAST EXAM ROLLS AROUND #AND THE LAST EXAM IS ALWAYS. FUCKING. MACRO #AND FOR WHAT. FOR WHATTTT #im a good person I don’t deserve this. maybe the tiktok feminists are right maybe we should kick women out of finance #g… girl math haha! girl fail girl drop out girl unemployed in my girl hometown! #hella goes to uni

[skunkes]

experiencing a weird thing where im trying to go to sleep earlier (because im tired and sleepy) but i take so long to fall asleep its the exact same thing as just going to bed late...feel so hopeless and i always end up tired either way... im very big on "i can always try again tomorrow" mentality in any way it can be interpreted (interactions with others, mood, the amount of work i do etc) but its so hard to Try Again when you're always too tired to do anything...

#i rarely take naps...i tried to do so today and after the hour i gave myself to nap i still hadnt fully fallen asleep #im so sleepy and tired .... #even if i manage to get my personal required 9 hrs of sleep im tired.... #i dont get it...im so sleepy rn + am going to bed but i wont fall asleep until much later... #god. i also hate this bc you'd think being an unemployed homebody who cant leave his house wld mean Constant #Naps and Sleeping. i avg like 6 hrs a night i cant imagine how worse off ill be with a job #i just want to sleep...! #and feel well rested... #talkys #sorry im just very frustrated...i try to do things to better my life and health and it ends up Not Working #like whats even the point. can barely keep my eyes open but i wont fall asleep until 5 am. why not just #go to bed at 5 am then. ugh.

[halogalopaghost]

#IM SO STRESSED IM SO STRESSED #I feel like I'm not handling ANYTHING well rn #so many people have symptoms that are WAAAAAAY fucking worse and they're like. working full time jobs and being a parent and shit and #I'm like waaah oh no I have body aches and chronic fatigue looks like I'll have to be unemployed and never do anything ever 💀 #how am I gonna live?? like. my parents are taking care of me and I'm so fucking glad but #SOMEDAY THEY WONT BE AROUND and that stresses me out so bad #I'm 25 years old and I NEED my mom every day if not physically then emotionally because I'm a little bitch baby that can't do anything for #herself. im having a hard time feeding myself I'm having a hard time keeping my living space clean #I'm not taking care of anything except the dogs sometimes and my lizard and she's not getting as much attention as she used to #I need a job and I need to be able to suck it up and DO THINGS but I feel like I'm not the person u was anymore #I was strong and I could push thru things and make myself do things and now I can't???? I just lay on the fucking couch!! and feel bad abtit #is it the tism. is it the ADHD. what about the chronic depression. how bout the fibromyalgia? #and the thing is that ALL OF THOSE THINGS ARE MILD #I don't have severe pain (yet). #I just can't handle it I don't WANT to handle it #so. shoutout to my mom I guess because if it wasn't for her I simply wouldn't be alive #I feel like I've never been happy!! why can't I just be content and be happy!!!! #I have no fucking reason to be unhappy!!!!!!

[warren-your-friend]

How different dhmis teachers react to you asking them on a date & what they are like as you date them:

I'm bored and hyperfixated and I need words for NaNoWriMo.

cw: some mentions of alcohol (Time Child), obsessive and controlling behavior (Warren), and implied depression (Unemployed Brendon)

Warren the Eagle:

-Warren seems shocked at first, taken aback by your advances when he wasn't even sure you wanted to be his friend. -Hearing this, you feel a bit bad that he hadn't realized you two were friends, but as you say that to him, he starts to panic a little, thinking he's upset you. (And he really REALLY doesn't want you to change your mind) -You pull him into a hug, and it only takes half a millisecond before he is holding you back tight. -"Yes!! Yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!" He holds you tight and you can't quite back away now, so you just melt into the hug, letting him tell you all about how excited he is. -As a boyfriend, he is obsessive and no small amount of jealous. -If you don't really have anyone else, he will happily take up every waking moment you have. -He has major insomnia and may end up watching you sleep, but only when you already know that he's spending the night. -If you do have people you care about and want to spend time with (whether family or friends) when he isn't there, he'll be too afraid of losing you to outright tell you that you can't do it, but he WILL guilt you and if you do happen to fall in love with him, he will get under your skin. -If you get involved with him, its best to involve him. If the people in your life can stand him long enough to get to know him, your relationship will go a lot smoother. -This guy is also a MASSIVE cuddler and very big on public displays of effection.

Colin the Computer:

-Colin was surprised by the question, but it's sort of hard to tell from the way that he responds. -He considers it and for a moment, you think he's going to say no, but really his mind is seven steps ahead and he is looking up places that would be fun to go to, while also not being too awkward for a first date. -When he finally speaks, it's to tell you that he's found live music festival at a park near you. There's dancing and food and it'll be a ton of fun! -You feel your heart swell with joy, your face getting hot. -If you aren't so sure about how well you dance, he is determined to teach you. To him, as long as you're close, any dancing is going to be perfect. -As a boyfriend, he is a lot of fun but rather energetic. -How close you are will determine how much physical contact there will be between you, so don't expect kisses on the first date, unless you have been friends for a good while. -Once you've dated for a while, he will ALWAYS be wanting to hold hands though. -He is SO much fun, if you're an extravert. -He's an introverted extravert, though. So don't worry too much if you aren't, he'll always want to recharge his own batteries at home too.

The Briefcase (Lucky Mo):

-Mo is all business when it comes to dating. He is dating to find someone to marry. Family means a lot, but he doesn't actually want children. -If you're rude to his brother, he is probably going to reject you immediately. -But if you don't encourage his brother or are unmotivated by the concept of working yourself, he's also probably going to reject you as well, though he will always encourage you to 'try harder', even as a friend. -If you have a job (whether or not you actually love it) and try to stay positive for Brendon, Mo will be a very encouraging lover and will want to go on as many dates as possible, as long as it works out around your schedules. -He's a very loyal boyfriend, dependable and encouraging. -He can be boring if you aren't proactive in finding things to do though, so be ready to make most of the choices for movie nights and where you go out to eat etc.

Unemployed Brendon:

-Brendon isn't sure what to say when you ask him out. -He's not used to people who love him for who he IS, rather than who he could be. -Yes, you will probably have to read his novel and if you didn't know it already, it's very sad with a very bittersweet ending. -You'll actually be surprised by how well written it is though and wonder where on Earth he got his inspiration from. He doesn't seem to want to talk about it though. -As a boyfriend, he is a bit of a nervous wreck, especially in the beginning. He doubts himself a lot, his ability, his life choices and most of all… if he is worthy of love at all. -His relationships with his parents are in tatters and his brother just keeps pushing and pushing him to do better. -His brother believes in him and while you can see the love behind it, you can also see the way that the stress of never being good enough wears down on Brendon… -But he loves you a ton, very fast. He's not as obsessive and jealous as Warren is, but he will always want to be around you. -He doesn't intentionally guilt you, but you know he can't help but feel like you're 'embarrassed' by him, if you don't take him places with you. -If you can encourage him to go to therapy, you'd actually have a healthy, loving relationship with Brendon. -You're paying for the therapy though. -And pretty much everything else.

Electracey:

-When you ask 'Tracey on a date, she had sorta been under the assumption you were either already dating or on a date, at the very least. -So she just continues conversing about whatever she had been thinking about, because of COURSE she wants to go on a date with you, silly! -She'll take you on walks through cities or late night parties in the city when everything is lit up, particularly in the summer. -Lots of life and energy comes with Tracey. -She's sort of a combination of Colin and Mo, in that she has all sorts of energy and loves to do things (she also has a great sense of humor), but she is also much less touchy than Colin and working with the electric company, she has a steady income to do just about anything. -The downside to Tracey is that she ALWAYS has energy. -She is extremely outgoing and she is a definite extrovert. -Don't expect 'downtime' with Tracey. She's up and out of the door early for a jog and likes to party hard on weekends. -She's the sort that will invite friends over for dinner on a work night, but the friends don't even show up until 8:00pm and you have to be up at 6:00am. -She's also not particularly tactile, so while she loves kisses and hugs, she's not really going to be holding your hand everywhere, or wrapping her arms around you while waiting for the bus. -Then again, she thinks you're super cool even on days you don't like yourself and she can SHRED on that guitar, so it all equals out, yeah?

Time-Child:

-It's less that you've asked them on a date and more that you found yourself on a date, unsure of where. -You only realize its a date, when T.C. wraps an arm around your waist pulls you into the VIP section of a very loud, very colorful club, introducing you to the bouncer as their date. -It's a TON of fun, but by the end of the night, you're exhausted and ready to go home and T.C. just sort of drops you off and goes back to the club and you're left kinda wondering what happened and why they thought to bring you at all. -They kinda leave you on read for a few weeks, until they show up on a long weekend, wanting to party again. -This is going to keep going until you make yourself less fun to hang out with. Oh well, looks like you're stuck with them!

#warren the worm #warren x reader #dhmis colin #unemployed brendon #dhmis briefcase #colin x reader #dhmis ship #dont hug me im scared #dhmis #warren the eagle #I can't figure out how to put a read more on here #Ive done it a hundred times why is the button not showing up? weird #time child #dhmis time child #dhmis electracey #electracey

[killemwithkawaii]

[CW: Kewk overshares (but it's a good thing!)]

I GOT CALLED BACK TO MY DAY JOB NO MORE STRESSIN I CAN FULLY CONCENTRATE ON CRINGE TODAY YESS!!! 😭🙏🎉🎉🎉🍻

#k.e.w.k. overshares #confession: my broke ass has been unemployed for months bc slow season #(which is why i was getting aggressive with the commission advertisements in the last couple weeks) #But i go back tomorrow so im strictly spending today having fun (which likely means spam on your dashes fair warning) UwU 👌

[girlfriendsofthegalaxy]

im at the part of the unemployment/health chores where i am continually (politely!) harassing four different entities. why isn’t my shit done. why did you lose it. hello are you alive

#why aren’t my medical records transferred over. why aren’t my taxes done #why isn’t my unemployment here yet. why aren’t my OTHER medical records transferred yet #i bought new health insurance through the marketplace 🙃 expensive. i want to throw up. and changing all THAT over has been a nightmare #and i see a new primary care on fri morning #and i will need no fewer than seven referrals #i am betting on a six to nine waiting list for all of them which is why i feel ok doing it now whilst unemployed #and i need to. NEED to go to the dentist for them to give me a list of everything that’s wrong so i can take it to the dental college #and hopefully get better prices. but god almighty #still no unemployment money btw 🙃 im covered for rent for next month but a credit card is going to be late and i think at least one thing #will be overdrafted #and i still have not had a single response from any job or a single interview #and my cats still hate each other #and my beans have some sort of mosaic virus #truly so so so many trials and tribulations #this past year (last March to this March) has been the scariest and worst financial time of my Life and it’s not even over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #not feeling very adult and self sufficient and on top of it!!!!!

[kimtaeri]

today is my first day at my new job

#im super nervous #why cant i be unemployed for the rest of my life

[ecocharlier]

To everyone that has liked&reblogged my art / started following recently

First I want to thank you all for the immense amount of love and support my art has been receiving, I can't begin to describe how much it means to me when people enjoy my work.

Drawing is something that helps me get through life basically, and when I read all the kind comments (and the unhinged ones pfff some of y'all are so fking funny) you guys leave on the rb's of my posts it brings me so much joy and happiness that sometimes it feels like my heart is gonna burst out of my chest fr.

I don't interact a lot 'cause I'm literally left speechless 99% of the time, and also because I don't know how human communication works, BUT I feel the need make it known that I do read all your tags and replies and I appreciate them and all of you like you wouldn't imagine.

Also, I hate to be That Person™ (oh, how I hate it) but just to let you guys know that I have a ko-fi page ? 🥹 so if anyone's ever interested in supporting (💲) what I do there's that as well 🥺

Anyways, that's all I had to say 🥲 Thanks again for the support! ilysm, take care! ❤️

#thank you everybody <3 #y'all make my day #you've no idea #also im an artist in a third world country so that's why im shamelessly plugging my ko-fi page #srsly if you wanna make a living from the arts please dont get born middle class in a country going to the dumps with each passing year #i speak from experience #dont do it #(like who in their right mind thought that they could be a musician AND an artist and not spend half of their lives unemployed?)

[liverpool-enjoyer]

i was thinking abt whether barca or liverpool has cuter guys n ive come to the conclusion that barca has greater individual hits n liverpool is more consistently cute across the board

#a normal thing for one to be thinking abt at ten on a thursday morning #yeah im unemployed why do you ask??? #lfc #liverpool fc #liverpool #fcb #barcelona #fc barcelona

[edwardbonnets]

okay so. Baldurs Gate 3 has completely consumed my soul 💀

and of course it's this bitch that's got me giggling and kicking my feet. i hate him but also he is so babygirl im losing my mind

#hahaha if anyone was wondering why ive been inactive this is why #cant.....stop......playing........baldurs gate #im very unemployed so i can literally just sit in my room all day playing baldurs gate and that is exactly what ive been doing #my sleep schedule is so fucked help sdjfhsk #i havent even finished the first act yet rip #going to moonrise towers now though so act 2 is coming up #ive been trying to get the energy to do literally anything else......but it all comes back to this game #goty methinks #baldurs gate 3 #emily.txt

[sneasels]

i bought a $650 Lego set. what happens next will shock you

#selfie #lego #Star Wars #im unemployed rn WHY did I buy this

[skunkes]

How much time in a day do you think you do art? Personally do you think that's a good amount?

i couldn't say, my days are unstructured. i sleep very late because i can only get in the zone when everyone's asleep and wont bother me, but im prone to distraction when I get to do whatever i want, too.

i wake up late without enough sleep and end up loafed and in bed for a good chunk of the day (and night) trying to regain energy (and daydreaming)... cant draw much during the day regardless of being left alone or not bc i get frustrated having to anticipate things like eating....i just want to get in the zone for hrs and not have to care abt such things...

whatever the amount is its definitely not enough and i was going to try to actually calculate it before i realized itd just make me sad. all i do is waste time

#im not having a good brain day so i dont want to make it worse #skunk mail #Anonymous #can u imagine being unemployed with 0 responsibilities + 0 socializing and still being this lazy #idek how ill draw or improve much when i have a job #and have to fight harder to keep myself sane and alive #there's people studying for their intensive degrees for high paying jobs who are doing better at art than me bc they dont waste time #and arent stupid #also ''bother me'' sounds a little mean...bothering cld mean anything thats why it sucks #sometimes i Want to go out so i cant draw because im anticipating my parents going out and me being able to tag along #so i cant focus bc what if i have to do something in a few hrs