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lazycranberrydoodles · 11 months
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sleeplesscenarios · 4 years
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Jealousy is a Bitch
Characters/pairings: FengQing (background HuaLian)
Genre: fluff and fun with a hint of jealousy
Word count: 3117
Summary: Mu Qing has a new friend. Feng Xin is suspicious. Xie Lian is giving out advices while sipping tea. Hua Cheng is annoyed. Feng Xin and Mu Qing realize that no matter what, the both of them are just big idiots whose love language is fighting.
“And then do you know what they fucking said?” Feng Xin’s aggravated tone echoed all around the room of the freshly renovated Puqi shrine.
Xie Lian, put his teacup down and patiently asked, “What did they say?”
“Those assholes had the nerve to say that I’m overreacting and there’s nothing wrong with General Xuan Zhen having a new friend. I swear I’m not going to help them the next time a ghost tries to eat them.”
“You’re kind of overreacting, though,” Hua Cheng commented, sounding extremely bored and mild annoyed after having to listen to Feng Xin’s problems for so long.
“Shut the fuck up, I’m talking to His Highness, not you!”
Xie Lian cut in before those two could have continued arguing.  
“Feng Xin, what exactly is bothering you about this new friend of Mu Qing?”
“Can’t you see it, Your Highness? We’re talking about that Mu Qing! He’s the opposite of friendly, how could he suddenly get so close with that guy? Something isn’t right about this!”
“I mean... I agree that it’s unusual but even he could have a friend or two.”
“He already-” Feng Xin stopped himself, sighing and demolishing the ridiculous he already has me, he doesn’t need anyone else thought that was threatening to slip out of his lips. “Anyways, I’m telling you that something is fishy about that guy.”
Hua Cheng spoke up again, “So, what are you going to do about it?”
“What do you mean?”
“You came here to bother us because you’re worried about your crush leaving you for someone better, didn’t you? So I’m asking what you’re planning to do. Don’t tell me that you’re just going to whine to His Highness and then sulk in a corner.”
The eyes of Feng Xin twitched, “Your Highness, can I punch him just once?”
“I’m afraid that if I let you punch him; I would have to let him fight back too. And if San Lang beats you up, who would make sure Mu Qing’s new friend is harmless?”
“I hate the both of you.”
With that, Feng Xin burst out of the door, slamming it behind his back.
“Tch, gege is kindly giving him advice and he’s not even thankful...”
Xie Lian poured fresh tea for both Hua Cheng and himself. “Well, I’m sure he took the advice to his heart.”
Hua Cheng raised his brow. “Do you really think so?”  
“He didn’t deny that he has a crush on Mu Qing, did he?” Xie Lian smiled and took a sip of his tea.
*****
Feng Xin was so angry that the passing heavenly officials swore they could see steam coming out of his ears. That damned Crimson Rain Sought Flower! How dare he?! Assuming ridiculous things! He does not have a crush on Mu Qing!
Who would even have a crush on someone as boring, apathetic and hostile?!
Not Feng Xin.
Definitely not Feng Xin.
He merely visited out of worry and suspicion. But if nobody was willing to listen to him then so be it!  
“Don’t come begging to me for help when things go wrong!” Feng Xin yelled at nothing in particular and stormed into his golden palace. He passed several alerted subordinates before arriving to his bedroom where he slammed the door shut and punched the wall for good measure.
This was ridiculous.
Everything started a few months ago when the Heavens shook signaling that somebody ascended. The brand-new heavenly official was called Mo Huan and he was a martial god. Apparently, he came from the southern territories and after defeating fearful demons and selflessly protecting the mountain village where he lived, he passed a heavenly calamity and ascended. He seemed like a common little martial god, nothing too special.
Feng Xin would have never bothered to spare more than a glance to newcomers of his kind and so did Mu Qing however, this particular newcomer obviously had other plans. From the first day, he expressed great interest in General Xuan Zhen in particular. He kept babbling on and on about how he’d always visited his temples in the mortal world and that if he ever ascended, he wanted to meet him first. As expected, Mu Qing listened to him indifferently then walked off. Nothing out of the ordinary.
What was out of the ordinary was that from this day onward, Mo Huan kept following Mu Qing around like an enthusiastic puppy, claiming that he wanted to learn from him. Feng Xin expected for Mu Qing to roll his eyes and tell him off but instead what he said was, “Do as you wish.”
And thus, the suspicious friendship between the newly ascended little marital god, Mo Huan and the god of southwest, General Xuan Zhen began. At the same time, the god of the southeast, General Nan Feng’s misery of watching while seething in jealousy also began.
After the battle with the ex-Heavenly Emperor, the relationship between Feng Xin, Mu Qing and Xie Lian gradually started improving. Even without the supervision of Xie Lian, Feng Xin and Mu Qing were not always at each other’s throat. Of course, saying that they argued less would be a stretch, but instead of threatening to kill each other every time they got into an argument changed into merely fighting with words. After a year or two, the missions they took together had also increased and they found that their teamwork was actually very good so they didn’t oppose too much when they had to share the merits. They’d slowly come to realize that going together just meant that they would be able to finish earlier.  
Soon, the public relationship between the two generals wasn’t that of two generals fighting for dominance over the southern region but that of two generals guarding the southern region together.
They were almost something like partners.
And maybe, just maybe Feng Xin started to quite enjoy the company of his partner.
And now it was getting stolen away.
By that suspicious, shady asshole.
Whatever!
If Mu Qing would rather hang around that newbie, Feng Xin wouldn’t stop him. If Mu Qing was too stupid to realize that there’s something wrong with that guy, Feng Xin wouldn’t care.
*****
“I definitely do not care, I’m just giving a last warning,” Feng Xin muttered to himself while pacing in front of Mu Qing’s golden palace. “If he still won’t listen, he can die for all I care.”
Steeling his resolve and organizing his thoughts, he turned to the door, raised his hand and-
The door opened before him as Mu Qing stepped out. Their gazes met for a moment, and both of their eyes widened in surprise.
Mu Qing collected himself first, asking as he closed the door behind him, “What do you want?”
“Be careful with that new guy. He’s definitely scheming something,” Feng Xin stated. Mu Qing rolled his eyes and Feng Xin could feel the irritation growing in himself again. “I’m warning you for your sake!”
“Don’t you think that I would notice if he was ‘scheming’ something?”
“W-well... maybe you’re being a dumbass and he deceived you!”
Mu Qing’s brows twitched. “Yeah? If you’re done with calling me a dumbass then I’m going. I have a mission with him.”
Feng Xin’s entire face turned red from anger, frustration and a sense of betrayal. It was a well-known fact in the Heavenly Capital that General Xuan Zhen never ever goes on missions together with someone. He’d always been working alone. He’d only ever joined hands with Feng Xin, claiming that it’s only because their territories are very close and it’s unavoidable. Now he was saying that he was about to go on a joint mission together with that shady newbie who kept sucking up to him?  
“What’s so good about him anyways...” Feng Xin muttered through gritted teeth, a second away from exploding.
“Well for starters, he’s a lot less annoying than you.” Mu Qing turned his head to flash him a taunting smirk before leaving, his grin widening as he heard the string of curses flying from Feng Xin’s mouth.
*****
Of course, Mu Qing knew that Mo Huan wasn’t hanging around him out of the pure goodness of his heart. He had been a god for more than 800 years now. He wasn’t that easy to fool. Some might call him the most unapproachable man, why would he blindly trust someone after a bit of flattery?  
Feng Xin was truly the most annoying out of all. Mu Qing didn’t trust him for a whole 800 years, why would he ever begin to think that he’d lost all sense of reason for this new guy? Was he out of his mind?  
In any case, as the saying goes: keep your friends close and keep your enemies even closer. He would find out what Mo Huan wanted from him and deal with it himself. In the meantime, he might as well entertain himself with watching Feng Xin lose his mind over it.  
However, what Mu Qing didn’t expect was that after that warning last time, he wouldn’t be able to see Feng Xin lose his mind and flap around in frustration anymore.
*****
“And then do you know what he fucking did?”
Xie Lian took a sip of his tea as he listened to Mu Qing, feeling a strange sense of déjà vu wash over him. “What did he do?”
“He slammed the door against my face! What the fuck?” Mu Qing slammed his own teacup harshly down on the table, spilling its contents.
Hua Cheng shot him a glare, daring him to waste even a drop of the tea His Highness generously gave him. Xie Lian quickly interjected to dissolve the tense atmosphere.
“And what happened to this new martial god?”
“What do you think happened? I knocked him out. Fucking bastard, trying to steal my merits.”
“If I recall, something similar happened before, didn’t it?”
Mu Qing snorted, “It’s the third time this century. These newly ascended brats have no shame, I swear. That’s not the point. The point is that dumbass Feng Xin is throwing a temper tantrum again and if he keeps at it, I’m gonna smash down his golden palace. What the fuck is even wrong with him?”
Xie Lian and Hua Cheng shared a look.
Xie Lian nodded.
“So, what are you going to do about it?” Hua Cheng asked.
“What does it have to do with you?” Mu Qing glared.
“Gege, can I punch him just once?”
“Come at me, you bastard!”
“No fighting in my shrine.”
The two of them kept glaring daggers at each other but otherwise didn’t do anything. Finally, Hua Cheng sighed, “You came here to bother us because you’re worried about your crush refusing to talk to you, didn’t you? So I’m asking what you’re planning to do. Don’t tell me that you’re just going to whine to His Highness and then sulk in a corner.”
“None of your business, I’m leaving,” Mu Qing downed the remaining of his tea in one gulp, angrily slammed down the cup again and stormed out of Puqi Shrine.
Hua Cheng grinned. “I can’t believe this actually worked.”
“He didn’t deny that he has a crush on Feng Xin, either,” Xie Lian chuckled then poured another cup of tea for himself and Hua Cheng.
*****
Mu Qing rammed his fist on the door of Feng Xin’s golden palace, yelling, “Open up, you bastard!”
Crushing the whole thing down was a last resort but if anyone doubted that he would dare to do it, they were horribly wrong. Feng Xin had three more minutes left before his beautiful palace became one with the ground.
Who did he think he was? Giving unneeded advice, taking Mu Qing for a naïve fool then refusing to see him and sulking. It was way too unreasonable even for someone as stupid as Feng Xin. Just what the hell was wrong with him? Fucking dumbass making him think about him and worry. He totally deserved having his door bust down.  
“What are you doing here?” Feng Xin’s voice came from behind and Mu Qing turned around as fast as a strike of lightning.  
Turns out Feng Xin wasn’t home…  
In any case, Mu Qing stomped his way over and unceremoniously punched him in the face.  
Feng Xin flew a few meters back but it only took him a second to jump up to his feet and yell, “What the fuck was that you bastard?! Did you finally go insane?!”
Mu Qing caught up to him and grabbed him by the collar of his robe with two hands. “It’s the least you deserved, you shithead! Try avoiding me again and I’ll beat up your sorry ass!”
Feng Xin looked away and spat through gritted teeth, “You didn’t seem like you need my company…”
“What?” The rusty clogs in Mu Qing’s brain turned around and around before a light bulb suddenly lit up. The fists around Feng Xin’s robe loosened and his eyes widened. “Don’t tell me you’re jealous…”
Feng Xin’s cheeks reddened and his voice faltered for a second. It was only a minuscule gesture but it was more than enough for Mu Qing. “W-why would I be jealous?!”
“Are you scared of me replacing you with the newbie?” he taunted.  
“Fuck you, I don’t care who you’re hanging out with.”
“If you don’t care then why are you avoiding me?”
“Because I don’t want to see your stupid face!”
“What if I want to see your stupid face?”  
“What?”
Feng Xin saw a flicker of light passing through Mu Qing’s dark eyes and in the next moment, he felt a pair of lips press firmly against his own. His mind was wiped clear in that second and he only regained his senses when the absence of the warm lips left him with a sense of need.  
“W-w-w-what the fuck was this??”  
“A kiss, idiot,” Mu Qing rolled his eyes.  
“I’m asking why you k-k-kissed me?”
“Isn’t that obvious?”
“Fuck, Mu Qing would it kill you if you used your words for once?”
“Would it kill you if you used your brain for once?”
“…”
Mu Qing sighed, “Anyways, you don’t have to worry about Mo Huan anymore so stop avoiding me.”
“What happened?” Feng Xin got successfully side tracked. His brain was really too simple.
“Left him in a forest in the mortal world after beating him up,” Mu Qing shrugged, his grin reappearing by the sight of Feng Xin’s gaping. “What, I told you I can deal with him myself.”
“But weren’t you guys getting along? You said he’s less annoying than me?”
“Feng Xin, literally everyone is less annoying than you.”  
“F-“  
“But at least you’re not insufferable…” This time, it was Mu Qing’s turn to look away as a blush crept up on his face.
Feng Xin stared at him, completely dumbfounded before his cheeks also took on a pink hue as he slowly realized that this, in fact, was the nicest thing Mu Qing had ever said to him. He couldn’t stop his heart from fluttering.
“What’s the stupid grin for?”  
Feng Xin quickly cleared his throat and muttered a “nothing” but for some reason, he couldn’t quite wipe the smile spreading on his face even wider. In the end, Mu Qing’s embarrassment got the better of him and he promptly decided to leave.
Seeing his retreating back, Feng Xin collected himself and jogged up to him, saying, “No need to be embarrassed, I like you too.”
“Shut up.”
Feng Xin followed Mu Qing back to his golden palace.  
“Do you really like me, though? I mean... you don’t really... like people...” Feng Xin said, closing the door behind himself and meeting Mu Qing’s glare head on.
“You know what, I don’t really mind if you ignore me. Get out of my palace.”
“No way, you already kissed me.”
“So what?”
“So there’s no turning back. Finish what you stared.”
“It was you who started by being stupid and jealous.”
“That’s not the point.”
Mu Qing felt a headache coming up. “That’s exactly the point. You were a jealous sulking little bitch instead of using your nonexistent brain to figure out that I’m not a dumb 10 years old who’s so easy to fool.”
“Who are you calling a sulking little bitch?” Feng Xin’s short fuse was once again ignited.  
“Do you see anyone else here? Are you not only brainless but also blind?”
“Shut the fuck up!”
A glint flashed in Mu Qing’s eyes. Arguing with this man was really the best thing in his life. It was fun, it was interesting to examine his reactions and the way his expression changed, it kept him on his toes, it made him feel excitement instead of apathy and disgust. Above everything, it was comfortable. The two of them had been at it for more than 800 years without a break, they knew every single one of the other’s buttons to push. They were on the same level so neither of them got hurt and even if it escalated to a fight, they could just fight it out and release stress without having to worry about gravely injuring their opponent. For Mu Qing, Feng Xin was just the perfect partner.  
So when Feng Xin told him to shut the fuck up, he only smirked and said two words, “Make me.”
And as if it was all according to a script, Feng Xin grabbed him by the collar and smashed their lips together. The kiss was messy, their teeth were clashing but it was filled with unsaid passion and a weird sense of comfort.
It was only then that they could confirm what they had begun to feel already.
They’re feeling the same for each other.
They’re dealing with those feelings in a similar way.
They finally understand each other without words, and they could understand the hidden meaning behind each word.
That whatever they had to give, the other would accept it readily.
That they were equals.
*****
“Gege, they started making out,” Hua Cheng reached out a hand to show Xie Lian the image the wraith butterfly displayed. Xie Lian stared at it for second before smiling.
“It was time.”
Hua Cheng quickly dismissed the butterfly and pulled Xie Lian into his arms. “Gege’s so kind and patient for helping those two fools, they don’t deserve you.”
“I didn’t do anything. If anything, it was you who gave them a little push.” Xie Lian’s eyes sparkled with fondness. “So, that means you’re kinder and more patient than me.”
“...” Left speechless and embarrassed, Hua Cheng opted for capturing Xie Lian’s lips, feeling quite content with how everything turned out.
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