#tmagp 5

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

horrors be damned the magnus protocol knows how to be funny.

you’re telling me that this guy got really into crypto and ruined his reputation before running off a cliff to get money. and then he survives only to get attacked by A Creature™️ while leaving a very angry voicemail because he actually lost money by jumping off a cliff. i’m so here for it

the ARTISTRY of putting this right after hits such as “fnaf-ified mr blobby ruins a bachelors party by ripping everyone’s arms off and eating people at the strip club (episode titled “getting off” for a lovely touch)” and “passionate horror movie fan ignored the genre he was in to watch a movie called voyeur which he decidedly does not like.”

fruity man made of needles calls 911 while hugging a man to death and doxxes the operator when he doesn’t think he’s scary? impeccable? losing my shit?

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp 13 #tmagp 12 #tmagp 5 #tmagp 6 #baja’s blasting #also there are some funny tma ones too #fan favorites include #crusty old librarian discovered living in the basement. he is promptly beaten to death with a pipe by the worlds gayest homophobic boss #Sky eats Man #Man Staples Meat to His Apartment #vase stole my husband can’t have shit in the uk #garbage bag full of teeth 🤷 #VAMPIRES!!! #guy from pottery class eats his notebooks and then is promptly eaten by a creature

[murderandcoffee]

homie wins the contest where they only had to enter their name and find AN ENVELOPE WAITING AT THEIR HOME?? my sibling in christ for a horror fan you are BAD AT THIS

#tmagp #tmagp 5 #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol #josie listens to podcasts #bs.txt

[moonlightmagical]

guys it’s not looking good

#my man is crawling on the floor ripping out wires #im scared for colin #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp 5 #colin becher

[my-heart-of-heart]

Me after tmagp 1-4: yeah I love the theory that the cases relate and hint to the voices that read them but it’s certainly nothing concrete and too early to say that’s the pattern for sure

Tmagp 5: Chester is reading a case about a guy who was roped into horror from a young age and has become almost dependent on horror stories. This, combined with his fatal flaw of morbid curiosity, led him to fall prey to something called “voyeur” that knew impossible invasive things about him and his past. Oh, what happened to him? Well he became another goddamn mystery, why do you ask?

#I’m lying btw I was on board from ep 1 #but this one is just SO on the nose #as usual I’m very normal #tmagp #tmagp 5 #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol #tma #jonathan sims #chester tmagp

[batterycows]

So according to the replies in my last Colin post this is actually just the average IT experience and if anything he’s doing well

#tmagp #tmagp 5 #colin becher #sam khalid #samama khalid #the magnus protocol #tmagp fanart #myart

[gerrysroots]

Tmagp 5 statement giver is so incredibly dumb he's like the anti Joshua Gillespie

#tmagp spoilers #tmagp #sorry baby but walking in an empty theatre for a sketchy horror give away what the hell were you expecting man cmon #the magnus protocol #tma #joshua gillespie #mag 2 #tmagp 5

[broodingheroine]

this week's episode:

"man so desensitized to horror that he doesn't realize he's in the horror"

#tmagp #tmagp 5 #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol spoilers

[hearts4pearlescentmoon]

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#Tma #tmp #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp 5

[rosemarydisaster]

The reason why TMA and TMagP frighten me so badly is because I listened to TMagP5 and my conclusion was "Damm that sounds like a good horror movie". I would not survive the horrors. We can't all be Joshua Gillespie, somebody has to be that stupid horror blogger.

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp 5

[thecellarletters]

Now that the dust has settled... I want to thank you all for listening to Personal Screening. From the bottom of my heart... thank you. It still feels like a dream. But for real, what I really want to say is-

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#tmagp 5 #audio drama #the magnus protocol #listen to my actual show PLEASE #tmagp

[murderandcoffee]

SAMAMA KHALID YOU ARE NOT IN THE RIGHT GENRE TO BE FUCKING AROUND AND FINDING OUT!!!!!

#GONNA FILL IT OUT ANYWAY AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS?? BOY YOU'RE GONNA REGRET THAT #AND GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT ALL UNFOLD #MAKE THOSE BAD DECISIONS HELL YEAH LET'S GO #HORROR PROTAG SILLINESS #tmagp #tmagp 5 #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol #sam khalid #samama khalid #josie listens to podcasts #bs.txt

[moonlightmagical]

okay lena. sure lena. what did you do to klaus tho?

#like we all agree that the german IT guy with a lot of tattoos gwen mentioned is klaus right? #so that means lena fully killed a guy who knew too much #the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp 5 #lena kelley

[the-magnus-scrotocol]

“Welcome to my twisted mind.”

Yeah I know, Mr Sims. I’ve been subscribed for the last 6 years.

#the magnus protocol #tma universe #tmagp #tmagp 5 #the magnus archives

[moldymeat]

Okay but did anyone else notice when Sam was talking to Lena at the beginning of tmagp 5 there was an electronicy static noise when she brought up Colin quitting?? Something tells me Colin can't actually quit if he wanted to.

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #tmagp 5 #the magnus archives #either that or its 'chester' getting pissy that he couldnt just quit

[gerrysroots]

Tmagp 5 — Personal Screening

#tmagp 5 #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol #tina.exe

[batterycows]

She’s something of an evil elementary school teacher to me

#lena kelley #tmagp 5 #eyestrain #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol #tmagp fanart #myart