#VAMPIRES!!!

[bajablastflavoredsaxreed]

horrors be damned the magnus protocol knows how to be funny.

you’re telling me that this guy got really into crypto and ruined his reputation before running off a cliff to get money. and then he survives only to get attacked by A Creature™️ while leaving a very angry voicemail because he actually lost money by jumping off a cliff. i’m so here for it

the ARTISTRY of putting this right after hits such as “fnaf-ified mr blobby ruins a bachelors party by ripping everyone’s arms off and eating people at the strip club (episode titled “getting off” for a lovely touch)” and “passionate horror movie fan ignored the genre he was in to watch a movie called voyeur which he decidedly does not like.”

fruity man made of needles calls 911 while hugging a man to death and doxxes the operator when he doesn’t think he’s scary? impeccable? losing my shit?

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp 13 #tmagp 12 #tmagp 5 #tmagp 6 #baja’s blasting #also there are some funny tma ones too #fan favorites include #crusty old librarian discovered living in the basement. he is promptly beaten to death with a pipe by the worlds gayest homophobic boss #Sky eats Man #Man Staples Meat to His Apartment #vase stole my husband can’t have shit in the uk #garbage bag full of teeth 🤷 #VAMPIRES!!! #guy from pottery class eats his notebooks and then is promptly eaten by a creature

[manforsale]

It’s his favorite song to perform if you even care

#vampires!!! #GERARD ILY #mcr lb

[cappybara]

final artfight attack this year (wish I had more time!!) for @thebyersconspiracy of Blaire the Bloodrose. Wearing a fit inspired Marc Jacobs fall 2016 and 2018. we love big hats in this house

#artfight #artfight 2022 #art #fanart #VAMPIRES!!!

[vincentvangay]

making a new quiz…. find out what creature you are TONIGHT 👻🧛‍♀️🧟🧜‍♂️

#WEREWOLVES!!! #VAMPIRES!!! #SIRENS!!!! #ET PLUS!!!!!!! #so excited to show u #vincent.txt

[daily-spooky]

#goth #gothic #funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #love #vampirecore #vampire #witch #witchcore #witchblr

[cadaverousdecay]

🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow

just because images of crucifixes cant physically harm us doesnt mean they arent still triggering, tag your crucifix pix j*sus chr*st

     silverstaked-deactivated2023100

oh? little bloodsuckers afraid of a tiny cross?

🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow

literally what the fuck is your problem?

⚰ fangs4fags Follow

of course its a fucking hunter

🧛‍♀️ cadaverouscathy Follow

Why are there still hunters on this site?? @staff

☠ skellingtom Follow

silverstaked has literally sent my friend exorcisms before. nothing strong enough to send them back to hell but theyve been weakened for days because of it. block and report.

🐺 howlin4u Follow

adding these tags from @vamplovingwolf theyre targeting werewolves too i guess

👻 tombfoolery Follow

we did it ghouls

#unreality #vampire tumblr

[bebs-art-gallery]

Wounds of the Earth

— by xis.lanyx

#painting #art #dark art #dark academia #classic academia #goth #gothic #artblr #classical art #art gallery #academia aesthetic #aesthetic #vampire core #vampire #vampires #vampire aesthetic #vampirecore #vampcore #artist #illustration #illustrating #illustrations #artists

[secondlina]

Haha babe ur so sexy~

Read more Crow Time @ crow-time.com 💙

#secondlina art #webcomic #webcomics #comic #comics #webtoon canvas #webtoon #crow time #vampire

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Thinking about... Grieving the undead.

#i speak #this sounds like a vampire or zombie post but it isn't #grief #technically 'grieving the not dead' would be more accurate but i like the sound of undead better

[smokiedokie]

I opened my copy of The Tale of the Body Thief & immediately had to close it again because of this silly little annotation

#yes I spelled channel wrong #but honestly #totbt is just one long get ready with me YouTube story time #the vampire chronicles

[roselilies]

#delusional til i die #x reader #star wars x reader #anakin skywalker x reader #anakin skywalker #tom riddle #slytherin boys #slytherin boys x reader #formula 1 #formula one #f1 x reader #leon kennedy x reader #the vampire diaries #the originals #max verstappen x reader #criminal minds #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid #klaus mikaelson x reader #genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #harry potter #harry potter x reader #fanfic #fan fiction #girlblogging #girlblogger #charles leclerc #lando norris #kpop

[sabertoothwalrus]

I wanted to revisit sock princess

#adventure time #ice king #sock princess #simon petrikov #finn the human #jake the dog #marceline the vampire queen #princess bubblegum #my art #comic

[annabelle--cane]

vampirism poses the question "what if there was a fundamental, horrible, unending well of want in your soul that, if truly satisfied, would lead to great pain for all those you hold closest and, in turn, their absolute and total revilement of you?" and naturally as a person with no problems I don't relate to this in any way at all.

#carmilla. millarca. micarlla. whatever your name is. we're really in it now. #marina marvels at life #vampires

[marypsue]

Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back. #he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them. #and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him. #your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back. #i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

[daily-spooky]

#goth #gothic #funny #lol #haha #humor #meme #memes #tweet #twitter #love #vampirecore #vampire #witch #witchcore #witchblr #movies #dank memes #dark humor #spooky #halloween

[cadaverousdecay]

👻 corpsecourse Follow

dni if you support relationships between vampires and the vampire they sired. i am so serious, i dont care what your justification is, that is an unforgivable power imbalance. its almost as bad as vampire human relationships (and if you support that i hope you get a splinter in the heart)

🧛‍♀️ vampbites Follow

op what the fuck is your problem? more maggots in your brain than usual? go out into the real underworld and touch some graveyard dirt. i know at least 7 vampires who are in happy healthy relationships with the vampire who sired them. me included! this may shock you but we started dating when i was human and she was a vamp!

👻 corpsecourse Follow

i hate to tell you this but you're in a toxic relationship and i sincerely hope youre able to get out.

🧛‍♀️ vampbites Follow

HELLO???????

🦇 battybrained Follow

i keep seeing people saying this shit and honestly i think it stems from the infantalization of humans. humans are capable of making decisions for themselves. do some vampires abuse their powers over humans? of course! but you cant assume that every single human vampire relationship (or sire and sired relationship for that matter) is some unhealthy power imbalance, especially when you dont even know them!!!

⚰ fangs4fags Follow

i think op is forgetting that humans can be just as harmful to vampires as they can be to humans. dont tell me you completely just forgot about the existence of vampire slayers

🧛‍♂️ coffincreeper Follow

next thing you know op is gonna be saying that a hundred year age gap between fully fledged vampires is problematic

👻 corpsecourse Follow

it literally is. i dont care if you are a 1000 years old vampire, if your significant other is 100 years older than you they have more life experience than you. god you guys are stupid why dont you all step into a sunbeam

🩸 f33d3r Follow

hey guys i just went to ops account and their pinned post was about how they dont consider werewolves part of the monster community cuz theyre not undead. just block and move on it is NOT worth it

🐺vamplovingwolf Follow

isnt it funny how whenever theres some rancid discourse like this its always made by coffinscrews

#unreality #vampire tumblr