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thevampiresoc · 2 months

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ramble. under read more. also fixed pacing.

starting off with the ogs diego/gumball and doug those two. god. depressed jester to silly neighborhood old man pipeline. in canon he works at a library now where he sometimes puts on puppet shows. doug is no longer pathetic scared man he teaches geology for fun and as clean-up crew for crime scenes for normal. old probably 58? now? men living with peace and letting their past not get to them. and then matthew and sasha. god . their beef went from like "that purple doesnt match your pants" & "your hairs a mess" to geniune death threats and "YOU WERE MARRIED TO A DRUG SMUGGLER WHO'S SKIN WAS WHITER THAN SNOW" & "I'M NOT LISTENING TO A MAN UNDER 5'5" WHO CAN'T COUNT HIGHER THAN 8 IN ENGLISH WITHOUT USING HIS FINGERS". potato knows whos who. matthew 'ohh good lord what the fuck' to 'i'm PROBABLY traumitized but my boss wants me to go clean the Scary Hallway so I can't think about that right now' domino effect. is it affect? idfc. im in here saying bullshit. speaking of bullshit sasha went from "... please try and get better" to "*grabs you by your eye sockets* You Are Going To Stop Eating Twice A Day. Full Meals Are Not Just Seven Ritz Crackers™️©️ And Sour Cream."

and its great.

she still does taxidermy and murder. taxidermy's her side-job since she works as a welder now. shes in there with blowtorches welding shit. your car needs repairs? shes got it boss. oh yeah matthew working as a knight in rp-1 is funny if you consider how his main job went from freddy fazbears janitor to comfortably retired lighthouse keeper. OHHHHH CHARLES I ALMOST FORGOT CHARLES he died in canon. not really. you ever get zombied. yeah jhe got zombied. i should start breaking this up but i cant

snapshot at the start of the rp was just. fucked up guy with a dead wife and platoon with a pet mouse droid. he went into a coma so he didnt participate in order 66 and misses his wife. alot. but NOW? NOW???

okay so imagine walking out of a hospital room, disorented as shit and you go to find your wife jedi and fellow clones and when you DO find them shes just cut one in half with her light saber. Turning to you with fear, she almost chops your head off but you stumbling back and showing that your unarmed gets her to stop. "It was self defense," the jedi pleads for you to understand as your blood flows into your mouth, preventing you from screaming but you want to scream, need to scream.

You both are uneasy and fearful, trying to calm down. Order 66, something you just thought of as a far off nightmare to enact, had happened a mere few minutes ago.

years later, probably a decade, the tragedity now only becoming stale on your mind- a healing wound to your already mangled brain- you had been cut off from the "empire", hiding on fucking HOTH of all planets. You managed, sure, but it was still hoth… "Your" Jedi, surviving by faking her own death with you saying you had killed her, picking you up randomly only to tell you that your being relocated to a terrestrial planet. So called 'Retirement' in some barely populated town, living on a farm. Great.

nottt much really changed except for TMCs status. just that they upgraded from living in a shitty one room apartment to a still shitty apartment where the bedroom, living room, dining room and bathroom were seperate rooms. also parents. good for it.

neeed to traumitize that war machine

anyways my ocs going from eueueueuuuu to Can You Shut Up im going to Kill You With My Bare Hands is funny

conffession sometimes i watered downn my oc when using them. im shouting into the void but do you guys think you could handle he/him sasha. i feel like if i ever rp again with any of you itd be hell because ive just done so much stupid ass writing with my little sillies. like andreas' kingdom got slightly more fucked but id keep it silly for yall

#snapshot 76 #the metalcoffin #sasha ba #matthew #potato sometimes i feel like if i rp'ed with not watered down matthew where hes comfortable being feminine and masculine #shit would be bitching #like. imagine i start using matthew where he cannot give a shit and try and do emotions. or sasha where she willingly doesn't change her-#-expressions or tone.

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eclipsing-maestro · 4 years

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LFRP // Vitale

Name: Urashiki “Vitale Maestro”

The Basics ––– –

Age: 28 ( 100,000 years old more or less from being frozen in time )

Birthday: 12/16

Race: Xaela, Drahn (OtherWorld); Ghost

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual

Marital Status: Married

Physical Appearance ––– –

Hair: Jet-Black; White Highlights

Eyes: Ghost White; Black Sclera; Indigo Blue Limbal Rings

Height: 158.5cm

Build: Well-Toned; Mild Physically Fit

Distinguishing Marks: Dark Scales, Tribal Tattoo from Chest to Toe, Body Scars from Chest to Toe

Common Accessories: Omega Ring, Edencall Earring, Edensgate Choker, Bandages covering both her entire arms and legs

Personal ––– –

Profession: Assassin ( in a personal black ops business )

Hobbies: Card Games, Chess, Sketching, Sleeping

Languages: Common, Ascian/Amaurotine Tongue, Mute-Sign Language

Residence: ?????

Birthplace: Caelum Isle; The Forgotten

Religion: Black/Dark Flood/Yamikozui ( An Ancestral Clan of an Humanoid Alien Race that once descended from a differently distant universe 100,000 years ago )

Patron Deity: N/A

Fears: Forgotten from Existence

Relationships ––– -

Spouse: Regulus “Jowell Maestro” ( Childhood Friend / Happily Married )

Children: N/A

Parents: Professor Madotsuki (Biological Mother); Kisame Yamikozui (Biological Father); Count Edmont de Fortemps ( Father Figure )

Siblings: Sorakage “Shizana Maestro + Mediseo “Mickael Maestro ( Twin Sisters; Triplets )

Other Relatives: Overture ( True Ancestor; Reflected True Self )

Pets: Tobi ( Owl ); Woosh ( Ferret )

Traits ––– -

Extroverted / In Between / Introverted

Disorganized / In Between / Organized

Close Minded / In Between / Open Minded

Calm / In Between / Anxious

Disagreeable / In Between / Agreeable

Cautious / In Between / Reckless

Patient / In Between / Impatient

Outspoken / In Between / Reserved

Leader / In Between / Follower

Empathetic / In Between / Apathetic

Optimistic / In Between / Pessimistic

Traditional / In Between / Modern

Hard-working / In Between / Lazy

Cultured / In Between / Uncultured

Loyal / In Between / Disloyal

Faithful / In Between / Unfaithful

Additional information ––– –

Smoking Habit: N/A

Drugs: N/A

Alcohol: Moderately

RP Hooks ––– –

Hidden Wanderer: Vitale wanderers in unfamiliar, quiet areas, or she tends to blend in the crowd to not be seen. She minds her own business but the only thing roaming about is the ominous vibe around her. She is known to be a natural-born killer and still lingers as a public enemy to society. Though her whereabouts has reached to a minimum, maybe forgotten, she roams around like a phantom unseen or just a dust in the wind. What would you do if you come across this timescape phantom? Is it worth knowing, ignore, or come across her as an enemy or make a friend out of this mute ghostly Xaela.

Redemption: Despite traveling to other worlds, Vitale is on a road to redemption. Her sins of Wrath has caused her to be absorbed in vengeance, for she has not lived a good life. She’s been sacrificed, betrayed, heartbroken, scarred, taking scars, mentally broke down and even at points where she almost lost her life. This however did change her ego where she sees that the entire world has no faith in good, and she became a vile demon by heart, responsible for genocides and chaos throughout Hydaelyns realm, since she grew up majorly than her own universe. Time has passed for her, the daemon within she finally awakens and finally accepts, and now she wishes to redeem and make amends. She is aware of her unforgiving actions, maybe her unforgiving existence, but even through that blank expression on her face and the oblivion vibe she carries, she continues to walk the road as a Samurai, and a Specter... a ghost. Though there is many more secrets about her still hidden, she wouldn’t mind joining other Warriors or fighters out there to at least be of aid in their stories. Aiding the stories of others, that she believes, is an objective to her road of redemption. Putting aside the ravenous will she once bared, but she is a Chaotic Neautral. She may be of a free agent of sorts, but she does have a free will, it’s up to you if you wish to trust her.

Slayer Missions: Vitale usually takes jobs for certain clients for assassinations or termination. Any other mission would suffice if its in usage of her skills and supernaturality. Would you be willing to offer yourself to help her with her mission, or be on your way? She knows what missions to take, what is right or wrong in her belief, or what is necessary. Or if you need assistance and hire a partner for support, usually she’ll be in the shadows if you are in need of assistance. Quiet as she may be, she’ll help you get the job done.

The First: She's usually from The First when she was introduced. but there is more to her than what little is known. Mainly inhabiting the Crystarium, or pulling pranks to the citizens of Eulmore to kill time with her Clownish hobby. Shes not much to interact nor the social type, so her making the first move is partially inevitable. She walks around Norvrandt just to take in the sky and surrounding, and mostly she would be roaming in the Tempest all the time for “personal, yet reflecting reasons” in order to giver herself a place to think and have time for herself understanding the world itself, before and after.

Far East: Always love Far Eastern stories or events. Would be fine if it was Hingashi, Othard, Doma, or the Azim Steppe! It’s funny too for me mostly because despite Vitale being a Xaela, know that she is not of the Steppe (just like how she’s mistaken for being a dude cus I made her a hecking tomboy FFFFF), but it is understandable that it does confuse the very eye, since she is from another universe. It does indeed confuse a lot of people but ever so, your muse always has the privilege to ask who Vitale really is, or just say what tribe of the Steppe she’s in an her answer will just be “I’m not from here” LOL but not that Far Eastern settings, but even the aesthetics too. Either a dark theme also! A huge nerd when it comes to Ninjas and Samurais and everything else. Vitale is a Wandering Samurai, a Ronin, so she always uses a katana but she also has her Dark Knight aspects mixed with her Samurai ways, so not just a katana, but just the way of the blade in general.

Contact Information ––– –

Discord, Tumblr DM, In-Game (mainly Aether, and Crystal) (tumblr DM if you want discord)/ Whatever is relevant

#Joker Xaela #OtherWorld #phantasm #tragedic jester #final fantasy #ff14 #ff14 screenshots #edits #final fantasy xiv #au ra xaela #final fantasy 14 #ffxiv gpose #gpose #ffxiv screenshots #ffxiv rp #Aether #Crystal

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