look at me. i’m a girl with a gun. i’m out for blood.
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- Do we need to get a hold of Ruth?
- Good luck getting a hold of her.
Does your phone plan cover calls to
👹HELL👹?
- Hell?
- She is
1) ✨️Bisexual✨️
&
2) 💀Dead💀
WHERE ELSE WOULD SHE BE?
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I love compilations like "Starkid breaking the fourth wall" because you always know what's coming:
. That one moment in Twisted (Subliminal messaging)
. That one moment in Starship (Damn that G.L.E.E)
. That one moment in AVPSY (The same Hermione you know and love)
. The end of TGWDLM (WHY ARE YOU CLAPPING)
. A few moments in AVPM (Voldemort threatening A.J when he starts playing the piano, when Voldemort just walks around the stage door, etc)
. About half of Firebringer (The fourth wall hadn't been invented yet)
. All of Trail To Oregon (The fourth wall still hadn't been invented yet)
. Red Vines (what the hell can't they do?)
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I can’t get over “When the world’s at stake” ‘s lyrics!!! This song is truly one of the most beautiful songs Starkid has produced imo. Like, yes, I know Jeff writes funny lyrics most of the time, but god is he good with deep and beautiful lyrics too!!! Like?
“you think that I resent her very being, that maybe I resent her ever needing a mother”
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I like to think I'm Linda Monroe but in reality I'm Son/Craphole from Trail To Oregon.
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Am going to a family event this weekend and at some point there's gonna be a quiz where everyone has to bring quiz questions. However I'm in the middle of a Starkid interest and now I wanna slightly reference Starkid without anyone figuring out that I'm referencing Starkid. Does anyone have any ideas?
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i love you starkid fandom 🫶
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Dunno if anyone has ever pointed this out but:
🎵"When you're made in Americaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! In a valley of silicoooooooonnnnnnnn!!!!"🎵
And
🎵"Your wagon is on fiiiirerrrrrrreeeeeeee!!!!" x2🎵
Have the same vibe.
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me, unable to find my roommate, singing: and you wake up with mud on your dick
her: AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM
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guys i am so sorry but i had a Thought and i'm about to make it everyone else's problem
they shop from the same place
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Guess who flunked a biology test because of Starkid today
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My favorite Lauren Lopez roles as it is the Queen's birthday
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"So you do know the Bible" has the power of "Hello, Titty Mitty"
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